Escort Reports

**GhostRider50** · 01-05-22 23:29

Originally Posted by Paris987 [View Original Post]

GhostRider50,

The first and the last pictures in her Erotic Monkey ad are indeed old. The 3 in between were taken this year. Her breasts are definitely real. There is another Melanie, Melanie S Lane, who has the fake ones. Up selling? There is no way that is true. It might be MSL as well. The only thing that has been true of the Melanie I know, is ghosting. I doubt that will be a problem here.

Ok sir, will give you the benefit of the doubt. You posted that you did alot of things for her, got to know her family, etc then she leaves town and doesn't even tell you? That was interesting, and now you are promoting her with a pretty appealing post, but then you confirm that she does ghost (but won't here) and that a couple of the pics are older. I said in my post that everyone should do the research and come to his own conclusion. If you could post some links to some of her reviews that would help immensely. BTW, you have to join ER to read her reviews on there so if there are any USASG posts we can refer to that would help. If she is what you say she is, she will do just fine down here.

**Aacountyman** · 01-05-22 23:25

Originally Posted by Paris987 [View Original Post]

GhostRider50,

The first and the last pictures in her Erotic Monkey ad are indeed old. The 3 in between were taken this year. Her breasts are definitely real. There is another Melanie, Melanie S Lane, who has the fake ones. Up selling? There is no way that is true. It might be MSL as well. The only thing that has been true of the Melanie I know, is ghosting. I doubt that will be a problem here.

So are you Paris or Melanie? Inquiring minds want to know. Three posts.

**RacingRodent** · 01-05-22 23:24

None of her pictures do her justice. She is simply one of the most beautiful women I've ever had the pleasure of enjoying time with, and she's a real cool person to be around. Ever fantasized about having fun with that gorgeous hard-bodied gym instructor? That's her. She did say that she's working on her comm skills.

Originally Posted by FourShip [View Original Post]

Per the review on this thread, decided to try Kimberly. Easy to communication. Smokin hot body damn and yes no tan lines I checked thoroughly. She's GFE, DFK, BBBJ all positions I want was accomodated. Did a two hour outcall worth the donation rate. Look at the previous review for the donation. The driver talked about is a non issue at all. Best of all she is a non clock watcher. Being a gentlemen goes a long way. Will repeat.

https://callescort.org/813-303-6656

**Anx3126** · 01-05-22 22:53

Any of you guys know anything about this girl. Showed up in fort Myers. Thanks tantra expert? WTH is that.

**BenJamming** · 01-05-22 21:35

Originally Posted by GhostRider50 [View Original Post]

Though I can appreciate the heads up from the brother from Lexington, Ky.

I did some research on "Melanie", and found some rather interesting information about the age of the pics and realtime, also some ghosting issues, upsells, and bad set of fake ta ta's. Not saying they are true, but you may want to do your homework before booking her. I was going to, but probably won't now.

I totally agree. Especially based on the aforementioned information I also found when I did my DD. Confirming everything Ghost said which raised concerns for me as well.

Now as for the other Monger that recommended this one (Total of 2 posts in 2 different cities; Lexington, KY and Tampa, FL).

Post One: A post in Lexington, KY. Dude. You professed your everlasting agony that this strumpet was your, "Lover and Friend," and how dismantled your are that she left without notifying you. Also that you will presumably never be able to bring this lady Panera tomato soup agin. (Her favorite).

Post Two: A post here in Tampa giving her a glowing reference suddenly over his grief.

Hmmmmmm.

Anyway, I'll pass for now. Comms with this one so far reference a hotel by the Top Golf for another couple of months. I get that. Don't move to Tampa without a wad a cash. But this one is staying a little too close to orient for me.

I'll pass as well, but Brandon is so dry maybe someone takes the plunge. If so, looking forward to the report.

**SilverBackKing** · 01-05-22 20:46

Originally Posted by KingIV [View Original Post]

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...tampa/69468712

Now I know this provider hasn't posted an ad in a while (either she got busted, retired, or got busted up) but let me post my exploits with her. Mostly bc they were peculiar. Bear in mind these were awhile ago during the summer of 2020 when the covid 19 outbreak first started. I was in Tampa and saw that she was not too far from where I was so I was like why not. It was a standard little suburban house, and like she said her husband was there (Which I see she took out of her future ads). First and foremost, she is pretty ugly in the face but that ass and those titties boy, make up for it. Second, I gave her 80 roses for her QV (p fair for her body) but what she really wants is for you to pay 150 for the full session and I'm like Nah. So, naturally, she rushes me from the moment the session starts to the point where it ends. Just that it really, really, stinks, too. Probably from not washing in between sessions. So I finished and get ready to move on and she asks me to drive her to the gas station so she can grab cigarettes, and, I know you all are going to say this was stupid for me to do, I agreed (only to touch those titties more). I simply dropped her off and went home.

The next day she's texting me constantly (which sucked because I used my regular phone number) asking for another session (and some money for free) bc she's broke or something. I ignored her for the most part, tempted to be rude then block her but decided against it because I was hoping to see her again. As weird and ugly as she is, I really enjoyed the session. Eventually, I break down and say I'll see her when I'm done. This is where the shady shit begins. She tells me because I'm bigger than average I have to pay for the "full session" (which sounds like paying almost double for a QV) and immediately I'm like "nah". She presses on me anyway (because she obviously liked it) and eventually we agree on the 80 dollar session and I visit her. It still smells horrible but I finish and here's where the trouble starts.

She then says that I have to pay for the "full session" afterward, and I try to protest but she insists. I was about to just run out, but I just remembered that her veteran husband is probably two seconds away. While I am a lot bigger than him, it's fuckin' Florida bro. Everyone's strapped here, and it was not going to be a good look if this goes down in their house. So I agree to take her to the gas station and buy her more cigarettes (At this rate I wonder if too much smoking causes your lady bits to stink). Sans her husband. So we walk in, she immediately gets in line to get the cigarettes while I am "supposed" to get her money. I was like "fuck shit that bro", turned around and hauled ass back to my car and dipped. She ran out looking at me all disappointed as I drove off without even looking at her. Afterward, I blocked her because I knew she was going to blow up my phone.

I saw her ad every now and then and saw that she took down a lot of details she had before and moved from Town and Country out towards Busch. I was tempted to hit her up again, but I decided against it after reading some of her reviews.

If you start down that road with here you will be sorry and those pictures are at least 12 yrs old she is like 65 and was visiting the state for several years which is why she has been gone a while I'm sure she was a street walk for at least 20 yrs.

**Paris987** · 01-05-22 20:29

GhostRider50,

The first and the last pictures in her Erotic Monkey ad are indeed old. The 3 in between were taken this year. Her breasts are definitely real. There is another Melanie, Melanie S Lane, who has the fake ones. Up selling? There is no way that is true. It might be MSL as well. The only thing that has been true of the Melanie I know, is ghosting. I doubt that will be a problem here.

**GhostRider50** · 01-05-22 19:22

Originally Posted by GhostRider50 [View Original Post]

Pm me her digits, location, and donation either expected, or ll help her out.

Though I can appreciate the heads up from the brother from Lexington, Ky.

I did some research on "Melanie", and found some rather interesting information about the age of the pics and realtime, also some ghosting issues, upsells, and bad set of fake ta ta's. Not saying they are true, but you may want to do your homework before booking her. I was going to, but probably won't now.

**GhostRider50** · 01-05-22 18:54

Originally Posted by Aacountyman [View Original Post]

That ad has been running since the 21st of Dec. Probably not a sting, but who knows.

Some of the veterans down here don't respond to ads that don't show faces. Or have reviews. I would be cautious.

**Aacountyman** · 01-05-22 17:37

Originally Posted by WebViking [View Original Post]

I remember some years ago when I lived in Albuquerque there was an escort agency called "Albuquerque's Finest" advertising all over the place and it turned out to be a sting run by the Albuquerque Police Department. Hahaha, cops are so clever.

So I can't help but read this ad https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...tampa/72825904 and see the name is LEO and wonder if a cop is trying to be clever.

That ad has been running since the 21st of Dec. Probably not a sting, but who knows.

**KingIV** · 01-05-22 17:22

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...tampa/69468712

Now I know this provider hasn't posted an ad in a while (either she got busted, retired, or got busted up) but let me post my exploits with her. Mostly bc they were peculiar. Bear in mind these were awhile ago during the summer of 2020 when the covid 19 outbreak first started. I was in Tampa and saw that she was not too far from where I was so I was like why not. It was a standard little suburban house, and like she said her husband was there (Which I see she took out of her future ads). First and foremost, she is pretty ugly in the face but that ass and those titties boy, make up for it. Second, I gave her 80 roses for her QV (p fair for her body) but what she really wants is for you to pay 150 for the full session and I'm like Nah. So, naturally, she rushes me from the moment the session starts to the point where it ends. Just that it really, really, stinks, too. Probably from not washing in between sessions. So I finished and get ready to move on and she asks me to drive her to the gas station so she can grab cigarettes, and, I know you all are going to say this was stupid for me to do, I agreed (only to touch those titties more). I simply dropped her off and went home.

The next day she's texting me constantly (which sucked because I used my regular phone number) asking for another session (and some money for free) bc she's broke or something. I ignored her for the most part, tempted to be rude then block her but decided against it because I was hoping to see her again. As weird and ugly as she is, I really enjoyed the session. Eventually, I break down and say I'll see her when I'm done. This is where the shady shit begins. She tells me because I'm bigger than average I have to pay for the "full session" (which sounds like paying almost double for a QV) and immediately I'm like "nah". She presses on me anyway (because she obviously liked it) and eventually we agree on the 80 dollar session and I visit her. It still smells horrible but I finish and here's where the trouble starts.

She then says that I have to pay for the "full session" afterward, and I try to protest but she insists. I was about to just run out, but I just remembered that her veteran husband is probably two seconds away. While I am a lot bigger than him, it's fuckin' Florida bro. Everyone's strapped here, and it was not going to be a good look if this goes down in their house. So I agree to take her to the gas station and buy her more cigarettes (At this rate I wonder if too much smoking causes your lady bits to stink). Sans her husband. So we walk in, she immediately gets in line to get the cigarettes while I am "supposed" to get her money. I was like "fuck shit that bro", turned around and hauled ass back to my car and dipped. She ran out looking at me all disappointed as I drove off without even looking at her. Afterward, I blocked her because I knew she was going to blow up my phone.

I saw her ad every now and then and saw that she took down a lot of details she had before and moved from Town and Country out towards Busch. I was tempted to hit her up again, but I decided against it after reading some of her reviews.

**RookieMonger** · 01-05-22 15:41

Originally Posted by SilverBackKing [View Original Post]

Both have been around for a while and are SW 1) angel is large bbw which like most if it is a benefit to her great other wise full of drama.

2) star pretty much the same except she is a spinner. They are both are in the FT park. Comp after my help you achieve objective. both are hit or miss ymmv types I'm going to say it just a roll of the dice what you get from the on any given day. combine to two as a team not a good thing bipolar

https://callescort.org/813-697-9782

They're staying at the infamous TP on Neb / Fletcher.

I texted the # and asked to see Star and got the runaround.

1st she's not here.

Then all of a sudden she's here and can see you.

I text back meet at a location just outside the TP.

"Star" replies back "omw", 10 minutes later I don't see her and I text back asking if she's on her way.

"Star" texts back again "walking there now". I didn't see her after another 5 minutes so I jetted.

**Brasky** · 01-05-22 15:29

Yumm. Sami has some killer curves. She has positive feedback in Mobile and positive reviews on ECCIE. I'll pre-book today if we can get her to visit!

Originally Posted by BuckNut [View Original Post]

Did this Southern Belle ever make it to Tampa?

I texted her a couple times and she said she had car and then child issues.

She posted this yesterday in Mobile We need to get her to tour Tampabay.

https://mobile.skipthegames.com/fema...e/385564365632

**GhostRider50** · 01-05-22 15:04

Originally Posted by Paris987 [View Original Post]

I saw Melanie frequently before she moved to Florida. She isn't quite as young as many of the ladies in Tampa, but as they say, age is just a number. She is tall, slim, and in great shape. She has a beautiful, tanned body, great legs, and perfect breasts. She is absolutely not a drug user, and neither drinks or smokes. And the icing on the cake is her personality. She will treat you like you are really special to her. And her rates are very reasonable. I miss her. My loss can be your gain.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/melanie-escort-tampa-285402

Pm me her digits, location, and donation either expected, or ll help her out.

**Dragon527** · 01-05-22 13:20

Lexi / Charity hasn't posted an AD in a few weeks? Wondering if she's still available?

Originally Posted by Rockit [View Original Post]

RF, I have no doubt what you say happened to you brother, but I've dreamt about her three times this past year and the dreams have all be good to really good. Yea, there's the moving around shit and she always needs money. Hell, tell me a provider that doesn't.

She also has a guy friend, Anthony that she carries. He's not a handler and is a fairly decent dude, but she is trying to feed 4 mouths, one each for them and both their habits. Anytime she's ever asked me to front some $ for a room, I tell her just to text me once she has a place and later in the day I get the text.

About 95% of the providers deteriorate and great service slips to good service slips to bad service and many end up a SW and continue the downward spiral. (The other 5% really are college girls, for real). Point is I do think she is slipping. And that is what huffing compressed air does to your brain. Not to mention what else they find to use. Yea, her comms kinda suck and that has more to do with Anthony than her. But if you like a good looking MILF (Almost my personal fav) with an open to anything mindset and I do mean almost EVERYTHING (My absolute personal fav), she is tough to beat.