Massage Parlor Reports

[RBFSyndrome]

If the girl has any kind of open cut on her hand I'd rather be safe than sorry. Still weird though.

Strangest I ever had was a place in Downey where some of the girls literally use Saran Wrap for the BJ. And a couple times in Asia where they actually put two condoms on me, which if you research even a little bit is actually dangerous because they're more likely to tear that way.

Pet peeve is when girls wear gloves to massage my feet. There's a stark difference between hands vs gloves, just feels much worse.

Also do you guys ever get boils on your legs? I get them periodically and not sure if it's because of MPs or not.

[QuickOne]

Yeah, that should be the standard but I've heard of much worse. I even witnessed a provider walking out of a curtained room with latex gloves. I had just finished my FS session. I could hear a monger in the next room busting a nut. As I walked out of my room, the provider in that other room walked out wearing a pair of purple gloves. I felt bad for that monger.

I have provided my "therapist" some "purple Gloves" a few times when I was looking for some Prostate Therapy. It made me laugh when my "therapist" was gloved up. The gloves looked huge on her small hands. I think we all must have that fantasy of the sexy nurse "snapping" that form fitting glove!

[Dohma22]

Ya there's some attitude there. My quick test that usually works is I ask to see who's working, many times the girls are annoyed they have to get off their phones to come to the hallway. The when I see something I like I'll ask "so are you nice? In a flirty way. If they reciprocate with flirtiness or a big smile your chances are higher. If they're snarky it's a no go. No bulletproof but increases the odds!

Went to Wellness center on Brookhurst hoping to find some cute viets but was instead greeted by a white?/ Latina?/ Persian? Lady who looked to be in her 30's or so. Not bad looking and decent body. She got straight to the point and asked if I wanted HE or FS and asked for 240. Told her all I had was 200 and it was on. She had a bad attitude and didn't allow any touching at all. Would not recommend. Need to stick with the Koreans agencies instead of always hoping for something good at the AMPs.

[ArchOwl]

Decided to roll the dice and headed out to La Mer Day Spa in orange city. I went early in the morning 10:50 ish am and it was already busy due to recent reports on Rubmapa according to the provider I got. Waited 20 minutes before being let in. The girl I got was named Hannah. Appearance wise she's young slim petite about 5'5 tall. Nice little tits with big nipples. Nice little ass on her too grab too. House fee was $60 for 45 minutes. She gave a decent massage it was not hard at all just soft. Didn't start teasing till she massaged my lower body when I was lying down. On the flip she quoted me 80 for a HJ and 140 for "nuru". Crazy prices I told her I only had $100 and she said it was ok this time for the nuru. Nuru was okay she allowed roaming and lets you suck on her tits just no FIV. I was hoping FS would be available here but no luck. Guess my adventures continue in search of a petite asian young to FS with apart from the places we already know FS is available like wellness and new moon. Good luck everyone on their mongering!

My rule of thumb is that nuru will never result in FS, especially if you opt for hhr.

[Mr Plumber]

BBHJ? HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a first for me big dog.

Aber at Le Palace was a latex glove wearer the first few times she offered me a HJ. I laughed but she seemed so nervous about it. I told her, "It's OK, the little fella doesn't bite. Too hard. Just don't get any in your eye. " I laughed again. Aber didn't.

Now she's handy sans the glove but won't entertain any further ministrations, either from or to her. Bummer.

[GoKipper]

Went to Wellness center on Brookhurst hoping to find some cute viets but was instead greeted by a white?/ Latina?/ Persian? Lady who looked to be in her 30's or so. Not bad looking and decent body. She got straight to the point and asked if I wanted HE or FS and asked for 240. Told her all I had was 200 and it was on. She had a bad attitude and didn't allow any touching at all. Would not recommend. Need to stick with the Koreans agencies instead of always hoping for something good at the AMPs.

[Action22]

BBHJ? HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a first for me big dog.

Actually that was a menu item on Redbook reviews back in the day.

[Grimmy23]

Yeah, that should be the standard but I've heard of much worse. I even witnessed a provider walking out of a curtained room with latex gloves. I had just finished my FS session. I could hear a monger in the next room busting a nut. As I walked out of my room, the provider in that other room walked out wearing a pair of purple gloves. I felt bad for that monger.

If the girl has any kind of open cut on her hand I'd rather be safe than sorry. Still weird though.

Strangest I ever had was a place in Downey where some of the girls literally use Saran Wrap for the BJ. And a couple times in Asia where they actually put two condoms on me, which if you research even a little bit is actually dangerous because they're more likely to tear that way.

[Caribe]

BBHJ? HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a first for me big dog.

Yeah, that should be the standard but I've heard of much worse. I even witnessed a provider walking out of a curtained room with latex gloves. I had just finished my FS session. I could hear a monger in the next room busting a nut. As I walked out of my room, the provider in that other room walked out wearing a pair of purple gloves. I felt bad for that monger.

[IndieBoi]

Decided to roll the dice and headed out to La Mer Day Spa in orange city. I went early in the morning 10:50 ish am and it was already busy due to recent reports on Rubmapa according to the provider I got. Waited 20 minutes before being let in. The girl I got was named Hannah. Appearance wise she's young slim petite about 5'5 tall. Nice little tits with big nipples. Nice little ass on her too grab too. House fee was $60 for 45 minutes. She gave a decent massage it was not hard at all just soft. Didn't start teasing till she massaged my lower body when I was lying down. On the flip she quoted me 80 for a HJ and 140 for "nuru". Crazy prices I told her I only had $100 and she said it was ok this time for the nuru. Nuru was okay she allowed roaming and lets you suck on her tits just no FIV. I was hoping FS would be available here but no luck. Guess my adventures continue in search of a petite asian young to FS with apart from the places we already know FS is available like wellness and new moon. Good luck everyone on their mongering!

[NailBoiz1]

I have been there a few times. $60 for the house (30-45 minutes) $200 for the girl. NO GFE, BBJ or BBFS. NO showers for you or the girl. I will take a K agency over this place.

With what you mentioned below, for sure K agency would be a much better option. Thanks for the info BTW.

[SexySpam]

BBHJ? HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a first for me big dog.

Technically it's correct? Hahaha.

I also get BBDFK and BBLFK.

[Heartless Jay]

I get it, but damn all these cyptic names for us noobs. Would like to visit today if possible, need a number or instagram. Please PM.

Patience, my friend. Asking for a number, like today already, won't get you far. Take a step back and think about why we may be cryptic in our descriptions. Could be any combination of not wanting to flood our favorite places with noobs who don't know the game, not wanting to tell LEO exactly where all the fun is, and maybe just expecting noobs to contribute a little before we drop all of our hard earned mongering secrets on someone we know nothing about and hasn't contributed much of anything to the forum. Take a little time, drop back 20 pages and read. Make some choices and go out and visit a few places. Report back with all the details. Then you'd be surprised at how helpful we can all be. We eagerly look forward to your contributions.

[OakOak22]

Hello friends,

Recently discovered this new community and eagerly made an account so I can share my experiences too.

I'm also fairly new to this but I've been to Honey Spa once and TOP10 in Westminster, twice.

My experience at TOP10 were positive, 40 to get in and 40 for a BBHJ. Don't remember both of their names but I asked if I could choose my girl and they allowed me to. (Ladies were around 30 ish to 40 ish, around 6's or 7's).

Pretty enough to get the job done.

My experience at Honey Spa was mostly negative. I also don't remember her name as it was awhile back. However, the whole experience was rather annoying because my lady (mid 20's probably college student, Latina) did not tie her hair and decided to let it hang. It seemed as though she was actually trying to hide her face so she wouldn't be recognized. Whatever the cause, it was a major turn off and I could tell she was not feeling it either and it was a platonic experience.

BBHJ? HAHAHAHAHAHA that's a first for me big dog.

[Grimmy23]

Made a return trip to Bamboo and drew the much reviewed Andi this time. She's a cute-ish 40 something Chinese with a completely flat chest and ass, as reported. While I was face down I did a little bit of feeling up her legs through her jeans just to let her know that I know the drill. But from the reviews that she doesn't like being touched I didn't persist for long and mostly resisted the temptation to touch her. She did one of the better massages and face down teases I've ever had in an AMP. A lot of ass and ball play, including her going 2 knuckles deep up my rear entrance. Then the flip and a nice, slow, sensual release. Definitely not a jackhammer. I'd love to see her naked someday but I know that's a near impossibility. I'm attracted to the petite small-boobed Asian body type. She reminds me of one of my employees who I've fantasized about nailing for the last 4 years. I've read that she is available for more than just HJ but it takes a lot of work to get her there. I may return to see her again. We will see.