Massage Parlor Reports

**Jinurso** · 01-04-22 22:35

Originally Posted by Tkow70 [View Original Post]

Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.

Meanwhile on the escort board everybody is complaining that they can't get anybody who isn't fat, old or strung out for less than $500 anymore LOL.

**Tkow70** · 01-04-22 22:08

Originally Posted by SonnyBlack85 [View Original Post]

Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.

Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.

**SonnyBlack85** · 01-04-22 20:09

Is there any reviews on hao spa on 35th Halsted.

**Jayp80** · 01-04-22 19:33

Originally Posted by JamesSmith077 [View Original Post]

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

Which bhc did you go to?

**SonnyBlack85** · 01-04-22 17:53

Originally Posted by JamesSmith077 [View Original Post]

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.

**OF Charlie** · 01-04-22 17:48

Originally Posted by JamesSmith077 [View Original Post]

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

You definitely missed the party on April. There were multiple positive reviews for her beside my review.

Girls rotate in 10 or 15 days. If you don like what you saw, just wait and there will be new girls soon. If you are not willing to take one for the team and have misses from time to time, then wait for reviews and then jump on it. But the risk with this approach is that, the line will be long for that girl. In that one glorious hour that I spent with April, the door bell rang 6 times. Not to mention that guys will not post reviews so that they can keep the girls low volume. This way they would have an easier time to see them again.

**Erasure773** · 01-04-22 16:16

Originally Posted by ChicagoMong [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!!

Been to Zeus few times. Always some old women or big girls. Never found any really attractive Latinas there.

**SammiJoon** · 01-04-22 16:16

Originally Posted by ChicagoMong [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!!

I had Raquel there. Older MILF, good attitude and open menu. I saw a younger girl once sitting on the couch but.

Kind of on the heavy side.

**JamesSmith077** · 01-04-22 13:56

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

**TheRedStar** · 01-04-22 12:48

Originally Posted by SonnyBlack85 [View Original Post]

I had her already big tits and tough ass massage. But I want different, it's like every MT in Chicago either old as hell or body don't look great.

I'm not talking about Mandy. She usually have another girl there.

**Jayp80** · 01-04-22 12:29

Originally Posted by CaptnSlappy101 [View Original Post]

Full name of BHC? What town?

You guys should be careful about using the BHC abbreviation there is Beijing health clinic on 30th and princeton and there is body health center on 39th and archer. If the comment was about younger girls it's the place on archer but someone could end up confused and disappointed.

**ChicagoMong** · 01-04-22 12:11

Anyone been to Z**s massage parlor on Montrose near St. Louis? My buddy went there and said they have younger Latina girls there. Anyone have experience there? Thanks!!

**CaptnSlappy101** · 01-04-22 11:07

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

Many seniors here have said BHC has young hotties there, 25 to early 30 ish. I doubt you'll find younger than 25, well at least I haven't seen it yet. I plan my first visit there soon. Another popular place is exercise spa in Mt Prospect, been with 6 women there this past year and they were all between 25 and 30 ish. Never seen a 50+ grandma there except the mamasan LOL that place is like a 40 min ride from BHC so not sure which is closer to where you live by? As for the facials. I've tried it at several places over the past few years and never got one to agree on it. The most got was just cum on tits. Good luck finding a young hot one that takes a face blasting and doesn't dodge it LOL.

Full name of BHC? What town?

**Chiguyxxx** · 01-04-22 10:40

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Drew the new girl after getting notice my ATF wasn't there. Lackluster massage followed by uninspired finish.

Speaking of Lucys. I went by West River the other day looking for Kelly but supposedly just missed her by an hour. Got Lucy. Short, big chest, not nearly as good looking as Kelly. Lots of "baby" this and "baby" that. I fuckin' hate that fake lovey dovey AMP talk. Not a terrible massage but not great. I did like that she got up on the table with me. L2 ending with cellophane (not a fan). Got the job done but will definitely make sure Kelly is available next time and not risk the luck of the draw. Place was mad busy. Doorbell ringing constantly.