Massage Parlor Reports

[PropLA]

Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?

Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.

When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.

This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

[PriscillaM]

Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.

Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.

You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058

This is the main joint in north Hollywood.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438

Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995

If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.

I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.

[Murrican]

Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.

Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.

[PriscillaM]

https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk

I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!

He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then theyre pretty hot girls there

Any idea where this location is?

I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.

It is a clout chasing click bait story look at those three fairies you think they even breed.

[DreamFreez]

https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk

I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!

He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then they’re pretty hot girls there

Any idea where this location is?

I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.

[Grimmy23]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.

And you really like edging, you have to see Zelda in Anaheim. She works out of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center. She's in her late 50's and doesn't take any clothes off (she works in semi-revealing lingerie). She's not ugly but not someone you'd give much of a second look to either. She specializes in prostate massage. If you like edging, then holy fuck, she will edge you better than anyone I've ever seen. If you've never had a prostate orgasm before, she will definitely take care of that. She knows how to drain every last drop of cum out of you. It's literally the only time in my life I've ever screamed while I was cumming. Google search OCWalnutsaver and you will find her.

[Hm2142]

Anyone know nuru spots in LA? Preferably with young women.

[PriscillaM]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.

You can forget about Goldfinger or the wharf for edging, they want you in and out and and an extra c note to the jagoff guard.

If you look up templeofbliss.com, there are two gals there now, Devaka kali and Gunievere who will take some direction and let you last. Devaka is not very affectionate and is anti-israel and is loaded on CBD and pot, but will sit across from you and stroke you slower than le bron reads.

Guinivere could lose some weight but is not on any hard scheduled drugs and at my request suckled on my neck, played with my hacky sack with hand 1 and stroked with hand 2.

All the rest are full of shit and will not waste time.

There is this gal in the valley who is 44 years old and sucks and edges pretty good, you could pm me.

[Jbatts77]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.

[DontTouchThat]

I am out of goldfinger.

The cons outweigh the pros.

Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.

But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.

So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.

The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.

Have to agree with all the cons here.

The amount of times the girl leaves the room because of the mamasan calling them to talk about scheduling is insane.

I was there on what I would assume would be a less busy day and time. In the hour I was there, I heard no less than 6 other guys come through the front door. The place is busy!

[PriscillaM]

You tipped Mia $100 for a HJ?

I had paid 60 for the door. I had only 50's on me. If I had tipped her 50 I probably would have gotten in trouble. It is the fucken holidays. It was worth it for the intel and also, I am a total fucken simp pussy dweeb.

[FishyHunter]

You tipped Mia $100 for a HJ?

So, I took the recon drive to 11919 on that big street in los angeles. This new rub, sack tickle, tug for as long as I like until the girl complains is one door away from sasabune. That is a restaurant that has been at more locations than your average #3 guy in al qaeda. I hear sasabune has a good omakase sushi program, meaning that the chef looks at you asks you some questions about what kind of sushi you like, and then gives you what he thinks is good for you. Kind of like the MP equivalent of the girl asking hard or soft and you saying medium.

Anyhow, the location for 11919 is likely one of the worst ever for an asian MP. It can be high traffic and the next door locale of an upscale eatery means that the chances are high some asshole monger will walk into the sushi restaurant and ask (a) how much is a half hour and (b) can I use the shitter.

In any event, the owner of this joint is the original owner of goldfinger. I assume he managed to find a whole shitload of used towels from something called the wharf spa, and chose the name to save on towel. The layout is really odd. There is a front desk and then a hallway with on the west side a number of private jerking rooms and to the east, open massage tables. I guess it is a decoy and if a woman comes in for a massage she does not get the masturbatoriums on the west.

I roll in and this semi cute gal is at the desk with no mask on. She is wearing like this gray stretch leggings and pastel sweater. The google reviews that the place was as short staffed as the Brooklyn nets on covid boosters and that the front desk gal might be the one diddling my sack. I asked her for an hour and it was 60. I asked if I would have the good fortune of having her work on my anaconda and she said yes. She had this youngish face and what looked to be small naturals and a thigh gap.

She let me in one of the rooms and said get comfortable. There are the same idiotic signs in the room about goldfinger's (er I meant the wharf's) pledge to customer service and the 7 principles of kwanzaa. There is the same nonsense dish with candies from the ET halloween shoot, and the dimming lights and window in the door.

I get cumfy and get face down. In comes my tech, and I ask her name, it is mia. It is almost certainly not the girl at the front, but with asians you just cannot tell. Mia wore a mask the entire time. Which I understand has just about prevented no cases of corona. She is a tad pudgy, she did a soft massage on my back and asked if it was my first time here. I said yes because I did not want to get trapped in a glen garry glen ross lie. But pretty soon she was ticklilng my burlap bag of taters, and getting me to the 3 out of 4 hardness scale, I. E. , Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.

She then says I will get the hot towel.

She came back in near record time. At goldfinger the process of getting the hot towel is akin to the israel-palestinian peace process. She wipes me down and turns me over. That is when I realized it was not the girl up front. She had a decent rack and pulled her top up to show me them. She jacked me off with decent direction. I mean we are not talking about out of africa here. Fucken director of that movie was incredible. He even had me believing redford was in his 30's.

She started to ***** and moan about how long I was taking and how CRT needs to be taught in pre-k. I had her position herself sitting across from me and I actually let loose quite a banger.

I was given a water and I tipped her 100 - I only had 50's on me. Again, her name is mia and I would repeat at this place, only to avoid her.

I had walked in the front, but I had spied a rear entrance but with no cars parked. On the way out there was a beamer parked there, not sure how the staff is getting there if they are not parked in the back.

The owner prolly spent like 20 on the remodel of the interior and is balls deep on a five year lease. But he is in it for the short term. He flipped goldfinger on the strength of coco and suki's handjobs and the old selena's outcall dates. I am sure we will be seeing shill reports on RM so that he can flip this place.

I will try it one more time, but the owner needs to get some fucken basic customer service and allow for a roll call.

[PriscillaM]

You mean Mia at Wharf right?

Anybody else walking around that looked even remotely interesting? Or is this another hag factory?

I liked the girl at the front desk but did not get her name there was no one else there on 12 31.

[Wicker555]

Yup, and if you check the review history, she also "reviewed" Goldfinger (as well as many other massage places and a couple Chinese restaurants). Interesting.

Also, anyone want to good laugh?

Check out the Yelp page for this business. Look at the user Coco who gave it a five star rating. Yeah, you know where this is going. Click on that user and look at her other reviews.

Tell me she doesn't work there.

[Murrican]

The wahoos is closed but there is a good dim sum down the block. Just to be clear Mia is shit and avoid her.

You mean Mia at Wharf right?

Anybody else walking around that looked even remotely interesting? Or is this another hag factory?