Streetwalker Reports

[CheeseHead414]

Hello gents.

I'm very disappointed the south side use to be hot back in the day.

I'm taking about 10-15 years ago now I drive around to see it falling apart.

Wow what change can't even find a regular to visit please fill me in.

[Dr Manhattan]

5. Always pick your spot. Do not let the slore pick the spot for you

Yup! I still remember when I was a young man new to the scene. Being generous in nature, I drove a cute, raven-haired Italian to her Grandmothers house on Greenfield so she could "run the money upstairs. " I parked there in freshly falling snow, wondering when she'd return. I finally went up to the second-floor duplex patio to check in on her. (Yes, I was that simple.) The door opens and it's bad, bad Leroy Brown and his team staring back at me. I don't think they were able to determine if I was really brave, or just naive, so they calmly told me she wasn't home.

Also, make sure you are comfortable if they offer incall at their place. Being a newly minted monger prone to being ripped-off now left me with at least a slight amount of suspicion. That Summer, I picked up another woman on Greenfield and went into her lower rental unit. I waited in a back bedroom for what felt like forever. Spider senses started to tingle, so I popped the screen window and made the six-foot jump to the driveway below and back to my car.

Mongering should never be that difficult.

[Coochie Eater]

Haven't picked up a streetwalker before. What are some tips for a first timer and what / where are the loops?

All this has been covered many many times before. But here's some quick info to keep you safe.

1. Before you cruise put your wallet in the trunk. Decide how much you want to spend and how much you want to lose if you're ripped off. If you want a quick blowjob, you're probably going to spend $20 to $30 with maybe a tip if you like the slore or the service. Put the amount you want to spend in your pocket and the tip in your sock. Again, wallet in the trunk, not the glove box, not the bolster, not under the seat. The trunk.

2. If you have traditional keys, remove the ignition key from your keychain. When you pull over to park, take the key out of the ignition and put it in the door bolster to your left. It's a common practice for slores to grab the key out of the ignition if they aren't happy for some reason. You def don't want them pulling your key out when it's attached to your house keys and everything else. Also, put your cell where it's hard for her to reach.

3. Never Never ever talk sex through the window. Undercover hookers (cops that look like hookers) will never get in your car, but they'll talk to you through your window. "Hey baby, want to party?" No, you don't. You want to tell the about Jesus. Hookers try to get in your car immediately. A true working girl will get in and want to do the LEO check, that is, they'll honk you and expect you to grab their tits or pussy.

4. Because of the preceding rule, ALWAYS keep your door locked. A slore that looks good cruising by at 25 mph can look like Gollum with bad skin when she runs up to your car. Also, some really pretty girls are not that, they're really pretty guys. You may not know it until they're trying to get in. So again, a real slore will run up and pull on the door trying to get in quickly. This gives you the chance to say "Yae or Nae" If it's "yae" open the door, if it's "nae" (ugly, tranny, or LEO) you can say thanks and drive off.

5. Always pick your spot. Do not let the slore pick the spot for you. Their boyfriend, brother, pimp, or drug dealer can show up and now you've lost your wallet, even if it's in the trunk. Really, if someone pulls a gun on you, you'll get your shit out of the trunk.

There are many other tips, but these are the main ones to stay safe. Oh, and if you think you're a big swinging dick and pick up two women at once, they're working in pairs to rip you off. Don't do it. Read all the other posts and the FAQ on this.

Coochie (Fuck! I've made most of these mistakes) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. I've survived, but not happily.

[Terysian7]

Haven't picked up a streetwalker before. What are some tips for a first timer and what / where are the loops?

Once comfy with the rules don't be afraid to just say your just burnt out from work just driving around to relax. Rather than jumping to saying your there for X: say do they need a ride some where, are they ok, do they help. Spotting a few of them a 20 helps get street cred. It also once you racked up a few names will tell who's trust worthy and not. Helps to take the risk out, sort of like going to strip club and increasing odds of positive outcome yet reducing chance of getting robbed, arrested, or worse. Those notes won't tell how well deeds may got but sometimes it's better to just get a good reliable.

[DaveDream]

Just remember how may BBBJ she's done before you and ask yourself if kissing her is a good idea?

Last Friday I was in the Milwaukee area and was heading west on National, right by.

The Walgreens. I saw a hot looking SW crossing the street. Followed her in the store and out and asked her for a date. She said let's go, her name was Desi or is also called Daisy as well. Very nice and did bbbjws, nice girl, was into kissing as well which is rare for a SW, will repeat. Seemed normal to me, easy going, an 8 on the SW scale, hot body.

[BlueIsTrich]

Last Friday I was in the Milwaukee area and was heading west on National, right by.

The Walgreens. I saw a hot looking SW crossing the street. Followed her in the store and out and asked her for a date. She said let's go, her name was Desi or is also called Daisy as well. Very nice and did bbbjws, nice girl, was into kissing as well which is rare for a SW, will repeat. Seemed normal to me, easy going, an 8 on the SW scale, hot body.

[HuntingStreets]

Haven't picked up a streetwalker before. What are some tips for a first timer and what / where are the loops?

Before you even think about trying a scoop read back at least 50 pages in this forum. Your answer about the loops will be answered several times over. Also go to the main page and towards the bottom on the left find the Rules of Mongering. Read them 2 or 3 times and commit them to memory. It helps minimize the risks.

HS.

[MahnaMahna93]

Haven't picked up a streetwalker before. What are some tips for a first timer and what / where are the loops?

[MahnaMahna93]

What are the loops? Like where exactly.

[KillerS3]

Hello everyone and a happy Merry Christmas. I hope we all had some good ho ho hoeing which is why I came to discuss two BSW.

The first one was in early May and she was walking National in a loop, so I knew that she was a monger that way. I tell you though, she had one of the best asses and faces I seen on a monger bar one (only for the ass which was a distant second.) I go and pick her up on 20th, she gets in my car and she says that 40 is her limit which is understandable, so I give her the donation, wrap up, and I just start getting vacuumed by this chick for 10 min. Didn't cum because of the wrap, but I quite pleased by it. Picked her up a second time two weeks later on the loop again where this time, I wanted to try out the kitty. She agreed for 55 and we get to work with her on her knees. We take 15 min in the back and I find release at the end all while kneading her huge badonkadonk. I've got her number, but I'm not sure I copied it right, or if it's real. Very nice experience though.

The second one was also on the National Loop near 24th. This was looked a lot plainer and wasn't nearly as "gifted" in the behind but I was looking for just head that day. I pick her up and she has a really nice attitude with me and we get to talking about what I want and my age comes up. She says that it's like sucking off a nephew because of the age which was weird, but we she agrees anyways and I give her donation for 30. She gets to working and the technique is alright, but it's the gusto with which she does it that has me busting sooner and I get it over her face which was pleasant to look at. She wanted to be my UTR (am I using that right? But I rejected her offer. I drop her back off at 20th and tried to find her in Kilbourne because that's what she'll walk down for the North.

Thanks everyone for reading and may you find peace in the ways of chocolate. Ja Ne.

[Ranger51]

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Absolutely! The tiny minority of people who were born with a full soul are encouraged and invigorated- not discouraged and frightened- by the negative stigma attached to a person, place, or activity. These half-souls are not capable of truly feeling anything, and that is the reason that a) negative stigma affects them how it does, and b) they can arrive at some crappy place or other in life, rather than arriving at mongering, as this is truly the activity of men who have full souls. The activity of women who have full souls is extreme promiscuity, or alternatively, producing at least ten children for one man to whom they are loyal. A fully conscious being of either gender approaches life with an all-or-nothing attitude. There is no in-between. Everything is black-and-white. Anyone who loves intelligence and freedom, and hates stupidity, develops a raging, burning, healthy hatred toward society in early childhood. This spiritual sensation remains with him throughout life; a warm fire that the collective is not powerful enough to squelch, and which keeps him cozy through all of life's trying tribulations.

[Body Shopper]

Sung to the tune of Paradise City.

"Oh, take me down to Silver City, where the grass don't grow & the girls ain't pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home!

That's great! I laughed out loud when I read this! Tragically true, too.

[Body Shopper]

"We pigs do our thing in this meager 80 years we have on this ripe, green earth, and then we become dust. The semi-conscious occupy their time sitting in a bar and talking to dudes, or watching t. V. At home, or being bitched at by their wife, or any assortment of other worthless activities. Personally, I choose to occupy my precious time shooting in the mouth holes of the women of this community. We are born different. ".

I love this quote BS, true words of wisdom. Hobbying can be such a exciting and fun experience, most guys will never know the joy of it, held down by the negative stigma placed on it by society. It truly is one of the most satisfying things to spend spare time / money on.

Absolutely! The tiny minority of people who were born with a full soul are encouraged and invigorated- not discouraged and frightened- by the negative stigma attached to a person, place, or activity. These half-souls are not capable of truly feeling anything, and that is the reason that a) negative stigma affects them how it does, and b) they can arrive at some crappy place or other in life, rather than arriving at mongering, as this is truly the activity of men who have full souls. The activity of women who have full souls is extreme promiscuity, or alternatively, producing at least ten children for one man to whom they are loyal. A fully conscious being of either gender approaches life with an all-or-nothing attitude. There is no in-between. Everything is black-and-white. Anyone who loves intelligence and freedom, and hates stupidity, develops a raging, burning, healthy hatred toward society in early childhood. This spiritual sensation remains with him throughout life; a warm fire that the collective is not powerful enough to squelch, and which keeps him cozy through all of life's trying tribulations.

[RideMyFace]

"We pigs do our thing in this meager 80 years we have on this ripe, green earth, and then we become dust. The semi-conscious occupy their time sitting in a bar and talking to dudes, or watching t. V. At home, or being bitched at by their wife, or any assortment of other worthless activities. Personally, I choose to occupy my precious time shooting in the mouth holes of the women of this community. We are born different. ".

I love this quote BS, true words of wisdom. Hobbying can be such a exciting and fun experience, most guys will never know the joy of it, held down by the negative stigma placed on it by society. It truly is one of the most satisfying things to spend spare time / money on.

[MrHayness]

Sung to the tune of Paradise City.

"Oh, take me down to Silver City, where the grass don't grow & the girls ain't pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home!