Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**TheNovelist** · 01-02-22 18:53

I was just making a top 3 famous girls I'd like to see do porn or like to fool around with right now.

1) Gal Gadot: actress. I would let her break me.

2) Peyton List: actress. Tori on Cobra Kai. You just know she's got to be a very passionate girl in bed!

3) Dora Madison: actress. She's just right kind of crazy to be extremely passionate in bed.

Who are your top three you'd like to see in porn or to go to bed with right now?

**TheNovelist** · 01-02-22 17:54

Did she go by "Alisa" when she was with GOE? I never book with agencies because it's just asking for trouble.

I'm constantly surprised guys who do.

Agencies keep records, no matter what they tell you. Since these are easy enforcement targets, I'm never surprised when agencies are taken down and clients are exposed. Agencies make nice targets for eager government prosecutors who are looking to help convict on tax evasion, among other things.

Originally Posted by Flyer99 [View Original Post]

Oh my that is funny; I got a book 3 get one free from her years ago. She has NOT aged well. By the way, victim Alisa, remember the BBFSCIP was YOUR idea.

**Flyer99** · 01-02-22 08:01

Oh my that is funny; I got a book 3 get one free from her years ago. She has NOT aged well. By the way, victim Alisa, remember the BBFSCIP was YOUR idea.

Originally Posted by Burnette1974 [View Original Post]

https://www.worldwithoutexploitation.../alisa-bernard

https://thistlefarms.org/pages/alisa-bernard

https://crosscut.com/author/alisa-bernard

Did you know that if you are caught in a sting by the Bellevue Police, the John school you have to attend costs about $900? Yeah, let that sink in.

Look at these links, and see the pictures of Alisa Bernard, the face of "survivors of prostitution. " I bet that at least FIVE of you have dated her. If you pooned in Seattle from 2001-2007 or so, you very likely booked her through one of the at least three agencies she worked for.

Also public knowledge: Remember the Garden of Eden? The ex-boyfriend of the owner turned her into the police. Alisa worked for that agency. One of the girls told that boyfriend about an abusive client. Most in the Seattle hobby scene believe that Alisa is the one who told him about what the Garden of Eden is, as he claimed to have not known (yeah right!

I booked Alisa three times, through a different agency. I know, for those who haven't dated her, looking at her pictures, you're thinking, SHE was a high earner? She was actually decent in her early 20's. However, I had a feeling that she wouldn't age well. She has that "Norwegian nose" that I hate. She actually offered to marry me back then (I wonder how many clients she offered to marry) and while that sounded flattering, I sensed that when she would be a 45 year old wife and Mom, she would be overweight, wearing glasses, and looking like a Trailer Trash wife and Mom. She actually looks even worse, and she's still only about 37 now. She used to have a slim fit athletic body with a great ass, but she looks overweight now. She will look very decrepit at 45.

She was known to be a total LIAR, who told people she was in college, when she was a high school dropout, who took to the streets, young. She would say things at the end of my (and every other guy's dates) dates, "Oh, I don't want to leave! I love sex!" When I asked other girls who knew her if manipulative is a word to describe her, they said yes.

Alisa IS part of the John school curriculum! If you have to go to John school, you will have Alisa come in, lecturing you, talking down to you, and shaming you for "what you're doing to these girls," and how "prostitution is never a victimless crime," and yada yada. I don't need this pathological phony liar, who offered to marry me (probably offered the same to scores of other male clients too) trying to teach me anything about prostitution, and the scars it leaves on the victims.

Here's where all of YOU are DEAD WRONG: The stories about the Bellevue road rage high speed chases, and the Bellevue Police Department's absence on the road, tells you just where "dealing with reckless drivers" and "setting up John traps at Bellevue incalls," show their respective spots on the Bellevue Police's totem pole.

It's too bad that you criticize one of your own (a fellow male hobbyist) who has FIRST hand experience about how the Bellevue Police operate. He showed you just how high of a priority it is for the Bellevue Police to set up stings, as evidenced by the recent arrest of 16 hobbyists, who fell into the trap at a Bellevue incall last week.

Did YOU know that the MANDATORY John school that you go to, if you're arrested by the Bellevue Police, costs $900, literally? Yeah, you learned something, didn't you, Buckaroo.

It's too bad that you fail to realize, that we make hobbyists are all on the SAME side. Rather than absorbing a learning experience, that can save you $900, you just dismiss it.

If YOU want to get arrested by the Bellevue Police, waste $900 on John school, and have Alisa Bernard talk down to you at John school, suit yourself.

**Camhole** · 01-01-22 23:47

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

When you give him attention, even to call him out on a fight thread, you encourage him to keep posting because this is exactly what he's looking for.

Don't quote him, don't mention him, don't give him any attention, just report the post, let me ban it and move on.

A2.

You are correct sir and I will do my sober best to follow your advice. No promises about drunk me though, as he's kinda an asshole.

Burnette1974 · 12-31-21 23:58

https://www.worldwithoutexploitation.../alisa-bernard

https://thistlefarms.org/pages/alisa-bernard

https://crosscut.com/author/alisa-bernard

Did you know that if you are caught in a sting by the Bellevue Police, the John school you have to attend costs about $900? Yeah, let that sink in.

Look at these links, and see the pictures of Alisa Bernard, the face of "survivors of prostitution. " I bet that at least FIVE of you have dated her. If you pooned in Seattle from 2001-2007 or so, you very likely booked her through one of the at least three agencies she worked for.

Also public knowledge: Remember the Garden of Eden? The ex-boyfriend of the owner turned her into the police. Alisa worked for that agency. One of the girls told that boyfriend about an abusive client. Most in the Seattle hobby scene believe that Alisa is the one who told him about what the Garden of Eden is, as he claimed to have not known (yeah right!

I booked Alisa three times, through a different agency. I know, for those who haven't dated her, looking at her pictures, you're thinking, SHE was a high earner? She was actually decent in her early 20's. However, I had a feeling that she wouldn't age well. She has that "Norwegian nose" that I hate. She actually offered to marry me back then (I wonder how many clients she offered to marry) and while that sounded flattering, I sensed that when she would be a 45 year old wife and Mom, she would be overweight, wearing glasses, and looking like a Trailer Trash wife and Mom. She actually looks even worse, and she's still only about 37 now. She used to have a slim fit athletic body with a great ass, but she looks overweight now. She will look very decrepit at 45.

She was known to be a total LIAR, who told people she was in college, when she was a high school dropout, who took to the streets, young. She would say things at the end of my (and every other guy's dates) dates, "Oh, I don't want to leave! I love sex!" When I asked other girls who knew her if manipulative is a word to describe her, they said yes.

Alisa IS part of the John school curriculum! If you have to go to John school, you will have Alisa come in, lecturing you, talking down to you, and shaming you for "what you're doing to these girls," and how "prostitution is never a victimless crime," and yada yada. I don't need this pathological phony liar, who offered to marry me (probably offered the same to scores of other male clients too) trying to teach me anything about prostitution, and the scars it leaves on the victims.

Here's where all of YOU are DEAD WRONG: The stories about the Bellevue road rage high speed chases, and the Bellevue Police Department's absence on the road, tells you just where "dealing with reckless drivers" and "setting up John traps at Bellevue incalls," show their respective spots on the Bellevue Police's totem pole.

It's too bad that you criticize one of your own (a fellow male hobbyist) who has FIRST hand experience about how the Bellevue Police operate. He showed you just how high of a priority it is for the Bellevue Police to set up stings, as evidenced by the recent arrest of 16 hobbyists, who fell into the trap at a Bellevue incall last week.

Did YOU know that the MANDATORY John school that you go to, if you're arrested by the Bellevue Police, costs $900, literally? Yeah, you learned something, didn't you, Buckaroo.

It's too bad that you fail to realize, that we make hobbyists are all on the SAME side. Rather than absorbing a learning experience, that can save you $900, you just dismiss it.

If YOU want to get arrested by the Bellevue Police, waste $900 on John school, and have Alisa Bernard talk down to you at John school, suit yourself.

**Admin2** · 12-31-21 23:40

Originally Posted by Camhole [View Original Post]

Yet another Rex alt I had to block. How fucking pathetic.

When you give him attention, even to call him out on a fight thread, you encourage him to keep posting because this is exactly what he's looking for.

Don't quote him, don't mention him, don't give him any attention, just report the post, let me ban it and move on.

A2.

**Sean Elliott** · 12-31-21 16:54

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**BBPornoGeek** · 12-31-21 13:29

Originally Posted by Camhole [View Original Post]

Yet another Rex alt I had to block. How fucking pathetic.

I hope there ain't a limit of how many people we can put on the ignore list! It's starting to grow quite long! LOL.

**Sean Elliott** · 12-31-21 12:38

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**Camhole** · 12-31-21 02:33

Originally Posted by Rodgazina [View Original Post]

Guys, stop humoring Rex's new alts, don't reply to his dumb shit.

Yet another Rex alt I had to block. How fucking pathetic.

**Warrior Dennis** · 12-31-21 01:26

Originally Posted by TheNovelist [View Original Post]

Lack of a cohesive front line and despite all the supportive talk from the team, I'm not that impressed with our running backs. Not remotely. They're inconsistent and the team needs to think more about the passing game with the remaining good tools we have in a QB and receiver corps. Mostly, we need a front line that inspires confidence. I sense that in within two years, Wilson will be traded as the team rebuilds.

Seahawks won't lose to the Lions, will they?

Have they quit, or are they really that bad?

**Andro Bernard** · 12-30-21 20:59

Originally Posted by Rodgazina [View Original Post]

Guys, stop humoring Rex's new alts, don't reply to his dumb shit.

Don't have any idea what you're referring to.

I am posting this, from the link posted on the News thread.

So, just listen up, and talk about giving guys the heads up to avoid these police stings in Bellevue. They're as active in 2021, as they were in 2016.

**Andro Bernard** · 12-30-21 19:57

Originally Posted by Radium88 [View Original Post]

When I was living in Alaska a friend of mine had issues with a road rage. He was on the phone with State Troopers they told him to park some place public so they could get to them. He parks in a Home Depot parking lot and before they could get there the guy breaks the window and tries to pull him through it. The next thing that happened is my friend shot him (everyone carries in Alaska). The guy survived and no charges were filed against my friend. They didn't file charges against the road rage guy either guess they figured getting shot was punishment enough.

I love it, Radium!!

Even if your friend gave the Middle finger to the perp, which I doubt he did, breaking his window went too far. Maybe slap the window, even spit on the car in the heat of the moment, maybe. Your friend had every right to defend himself.

**Andro Bernard** · 12-30-21 19:53

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Go buy a dash cam. Or get a GoPro and put it on a selfie stick.

Shoot video of the next road rage incident, and email it to the cops. Repeat. If you give them a video with the plate clearly visible most police departments will happily write the jerk a ticket.

One time I had some pusswad road rage on me over by Mill Creek. It was a chilly and icy morning so I had them chase me down a steep, curvy hill. I took one corner a little too fast on purpose and they came blazing into the corner and right off the road into the ditch -- and the ditch was about four feet deep and they weren't getting their F150 out without a wrecker. Problem solved.

YEAH! Right on!!

I wish that Asshole East and Asshole Connector, this week, would hit an icy patch, and slide off the road! Like, on I-5 crossing Lake Union, Asshole East flying off the road and into the lake, is my fantasy!!