Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.

Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.

I know that many of you think I am so full of shit that if I got an enema I could be buried in a matchbox.

But when it comes to Goldfinger, I tell the truth just like Fauci.

Selena is a fat fuck who looks like she goes to Galbi king and orders enough Bulkogi for an entire Taekwondo team to eat and take some to go.

There was a Selena at Goldfinger BC (before covid) who was arguably decent and how fuked off campus.

Why anyone ever relies on RM is stupefying. Read the reviews of Mary at Chens. Five stars, guys serenading her, come on man.

My days at brown finger are done, but to reiterate, the only girls worth it, in order are".

Angela. May be under 30.

Penny. On weekends, slim body, friendly good dick work.

Bella. A mercenary rip off but a great body.

Amy. Fattie but somewhat easy on the nut sack.

Katie. Never saw her but gets requested a lot.

Selena. As noted above, has more rolls than that horseshit bakery next door to the finger.

Emily. A total nasty **** who should be doing nails and the place next door.

Vanessa. The old hag mamasan with a fake rack.

Kiki I guess is RIP.

[BoostedSub]

What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?

Where's Downey? Hook me up with the info.

[Murrican]

Went there a few days ago. Saw Selena because some dude on RM said to some other poster "you're crazy if you think she's not hot. " So I guess I found out I'm crazy the other day. I was kinda pissed.

Interestingly Bella was the one who checked in in and called Selena over. I almost said "I'll take you instead" but I thought that'd be insulting to Selena because, you know, chivalry is expressed in such ways in this game and really matter. Kicking self.

I am out of goldfinger.

The cons outweigh the pros.

Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.

[DerekBrwn]

What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?

I agree where are these places LOL.

[Bro Hymn]

I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.

I get it. There are a couple thai girls that get the full bill from me "for just a HJ" and totally deserve it. I've given the bill to a couple girls at the finger, slightly less willingly, however in the grand scheme, it's probably still a pretty high value, considering what other girls I've tipped at all in my day. Priscilla you've never seen the fourth string qb at thai tara. I think I've officially seen the bottom of the barrel.

[LngTimeMongr]

I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.

What's up my favorite guy. Where are these locations?

[PriscillaM]

You tipped a 100 just for a HJ??

I can go on and on about how I got to grab her ass like it was the new shipment of trout at my vons fish counter and how I got to feel her tits like I was fileting a mackerel at my fish counter, but essentially, yes. That is the high end of the rate chart at Goldfinger. I am cheap as anyone, but it is a very convenient place. The girls have been acclimated to 80-100 for action there, I know I know. I can go to Downey and get bareback anal and rimming and cum in mouth pussy and armpit for 50, but I am not going to Downey.

[Ryan Tanaka]

You tipped a 100 just for a HJ??

I am out of goldfinger.

The cons outweigh the pros.

Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.

But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.

So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.

The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.

The girls are not giving good service at all. I am fine with parting with 100 if the tech is nice and does not act like I am some kind of creep, which I am. It is just a coin.

So, I am audi of goldfinger. If you go, the good girls are Angela, Amy, Bella, Katie. The rest are just meat.

[PriscillaM]

I am out of goldfinger.

The cons outweigh the pros.

Last night I saw Bella. This girl is moderately hot, way hotter than any of the felgacarb drek over at hot young Asians that those fookers post about on a quotidian basis. She is smooth skinned, streamlined, nice perhaps fake c cups, and nice little ass. She gets topless and down to panties.

But I paid for the hour and we started at 720. She did a soft massage with no ball caressing. Is this the new normal? - and just left to get hot towels. She rubbed me down, had me turn over after drying me off, and pretty much went to my cock direct. Did not ask for any tip or nothing, but she did not take direction well at all, I had to continuously remind her that my rod is very fragile and tottery and that she needed to express love for it and not derision. Finally, she noted that time was up baby. This was at 750, I was like I paid for the hour you shitfuck. She seemed not to understand but I held out a little longer until I feared she was going to call my congressman in. So I positioned her and her hands and unlocked all the safeties, flooded my outer doors, and let go. It was no even 800. I tipped 100 and the place was packed. All doors were closed and mongers being serviced. There is a room with a shower now, and it actually looks nice.

So the cons are. The place is ridiculously busy and I have given up trying to edify the mongers about the need for deportment upon entering goldfinger. Mongers are now not only asking for the bathroom, but I believe bringing presents in to the girls, and yukking it up in the hallway. This is not a talkshow.

The mamasan. Vanessa - yells all the time about shit. She calls the girls out mid massage to eat their fucken dinner. I will not address the labor code violations about not giving meal breaks. Again, the noise level is akin to a motorhead rehearsal.

The girls are not giving good service at all. I am fine with parting with 100 if the tech is nice and does not act like I am some kind of creep, which I am. It is just a coin.

So, I am audi of goldfinger. If you go, the good girls are Angela, Amy, Bella, Katie. The rest are just meat.

[Grimmy23]

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

Downey isn't bad. Much nicer than Norwalk and the north end of the city has multi-million dollar houses. I lived there for 24 years. Not anymore. I live 30 minutes away now, but still go back to get serviced when I can sneak away.

Of course there's duds there like there are anywhere else in this hobby, but with 5 places that have been around for 25 years you have to consider it reliable. My suggestion in todays world is Downey therapy on Paramount between Imperial and Firestone. They have both Asian and Latina, some hotties and some typical meh AMP girls. Everything is available there. Havana is fine if you want nuru. Expensive for HJ only but they have some hotties and they get completely naked right away.

[Eddy68]

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

Best massage parlors is Lomita. One in every block. Downey I have had duds before I visit.

Family I pop that nut in that area and have not been impressed.

[PriscillaM]

They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

[PriscillaM]

Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.

Not going to lie, I called Goldfinger to see if I could get a finger up my asshole. Closed.

I also do not celebrate Christmas. You can look at the unedited version of Sanhedrin to find out why, but even I realize that Christmas is the biggest holiday since June teeth, so anyone (including me) trying to get an Asian handshake should be embarrassed.

[Grimmy23]

Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?

They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.

[BennyRava]

Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?

Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.