Massage Parlor Reports

**Harley1961** · 12-30-21 19:37

I can't hear worth a damn and can't understand what they say even if I could hear. So communication can get real hilarious.

Originally Posted by Jeast72 [View Original Post]

She had no problem with OTC anywhere but I didn't try for UTC except for my hand slipping under the back of her shirt. By that point, she'd killed the mood and I just wanted to pop and go. I think she mentioned something about more money to take off next time but we hadn't even discussed a tip yet. I'm not even sure that was what she said. She was in such a hurry to get me done she was even talking real fast.

**Jeast72** · 12-30-21 18:32

Originally Posted by Harley1961 [View Original Post]

I checked early in the day to see who was going to work last night and it was the lady you described. Did she allow being touched? More info if you can. Personally I am older so I like older or it feels weird to me.

She had no problem with OTC anywhere but I didn't try for UTC except for my hand slipping under the back of her shirt. By that point, she'd killed the mood and I just wanted to pop and go. I think she mentioned something about more money to take off next time but we hadn't even discussed a tip yet. I'm not even sure that was what she said. She was in such a hurry to get me done she was even talking real fast.

**Couster** · 12-30-21 18:11

Originally Posted by TongueImpressr [View Original Post]

Here are my cliff notes.

1. Where to go:

2. How to behave:

3. Negotiate?

4. Enjoy and contribute to the scene.

If you had a great time, or if you had a really terrible time, ask for the providers name. You will want their name to book again, or to be sure to avoid in the future.

A most articulate and insightful post. I wish it could somehow be pinned to the top so that we don't lose it to time. Well said. I believe your attitude and suggestions are spot on.

**JustMe2489** · 12-30-21 15:22

Originally Posted by TongueImpressr [View Original Post]

3. Negotiate?

Every provider is going to be different and have a different cadence. Some are going to want to be very clear on the price upfront and encourage you to pay more to do more, others are going to go with the flow if they sense you are going to reward them accordingly, that's all part of the game. If she starts going right at it after the flip, congrats. If she says "well what's it going to be" at that point, you might as well say exactly what you are hoping to get out of the situation. She's quote a price, depending on the place you are at, and how you have handled yourself to this point, you will get quoted anywhere from a surprisingly reasonable amount to a ridiculous amount that you didn't expect. You can always try to haggle, and be clear, " I only have $X amount, and wanted to get why for it" If you hate haggling, then read the forums even more and try to identify providers that don't do that, etc.

My advice. Think with your big head and not your little one! If you are only willing to pay so much for a said service and that is all you have thy may offer a lower service for the same price or just $20 less. If they are going to stick with thier price for what you want and are not willing to negotiate that then think with your big head. I recently had someone ask for a certain amount (which I have paid but not at that location) and it was more than what I had in my wallet. When I showed her that was all I had she looked to my clothes as if she expected me to pull out more money. I did have more money but my big head stayed in charge. She offered to take the money for a lesser service. I declined making the same face she gave me at my offer. She then kept lowering services and price. I told her that if I couldn't get what I wanted then a regular massage was fine and all I wanted now. And I used thier famous phrase "Maybe next time" (Which I have found means "no way in hell" but they still want us to come back and spend money). I halfway expected her to get pissy and end my time right then but she did not. She massaged my abdomen and may legs and still ended up being very playful and ended up teasing Jr quite a bit. I think she was trying to get me to change my mind. I went in wanting a particular thing and a massage. I left getting a massage only because I kept thinking with my big head. Although I did not get what I was looking for I did not leave disappointed and still had a bunch of money in my wallet!

I have gotten to the point that I am willing to negotiate but only if they are.

In my experience when I give them more than they are willing to work for I get better (MUCH BETTER) services. I know some mongers get upset and say don't inflate prices but I am inflating my own services by doing that. When I go to someplace I have been before there is no negotiating any more and many times I even get WAY more than I bargained for.

**Harley1961** · 12-30-21 12:37

I checked early in the day to see who was going to work last night and it was the lady you described. Did she allow being touched? More info if you can. Personally I am older so I like older or it feels weird to me.

Originally Posted by Jeast72 [View Original Post]

There's a lot of old places that haven't been reported on in a long time so I decided to check one out tonight. I planned to check out you Spa but the girl came out and said they were busy. The next place that came to mind was BB so I shot down there. Girl was about 50, short and thicker but not fat. Massage was not good at all. Somehow she had rough hands and most of the time she was rubbing them hard on me. This wouldn't have been a problem except she went fast and spent forever on my shoulders and upper back. She'd move lower for a few seconds then right back to the top for another long session there. I feel like my back must have been pretty red even with the oil. She spent very little time on my legs and didn't touch my feet. Just before the flip, someone came in and she hurried him to another room. When she came back it was full on rush job. After I popped she kept telling me "come back, Michelle massage good". She got a 40 tip but only because she never brought me change. Apparently only her working so won't be going back for a while.

**TightBox** · 12-30-21 12:34

Was not working yesterday decided to go to the place on broadripple ave-Lovehope. The place looked safe and had a private entrance when you pull around back. Walked in rang bell and was greeted by a 7. She grabbed my hand and took me back to one of the rooms. The place smelled fresh unlike most places that have a fish smell. I went for the hour because she seemed extra friendly and I didn't have anything else to do. I proceeded to undress and got on the oversize table. I wanted to get some work on my front first so I was face up when she came in. That was the first time I ever pulled that trick. Twenty minutes later nice warm towel and then I flipped over. I felt relaxed and relieved and was able to enjoy the rest of the massage. I left 60/60 was given a cold bottle of water and a hug on the way out. I will return!

**Maverick2491** · 12-30-21 11:10

OK I finally pull the trigger and after a fellow monger recommendation.

Went ahead and tried the Black flower spa.

Greeted by a friendly old AMP person whose is accent pretty hard to understand.

Gone for 1/2 hr massage and FS (20). Overall I would rate around the experience 6/10 (it would have been 5 if it wasn't for the friendly nature).

Hopefully I will find someone younger the next time.

**TongueImpressr** · 12-30-21 07:06

Originally Posted by LoneStar7 [View Original Post]

I need help spotting legit massage places.

OK, I don't have a long post history, and actually not a lot of history with AMP, but I am a huge pervert who has lurked for years and always been fascinated by the scene. I've recently dipped my toe and found easy success. Here are my cliff notes.

1. Where to go:

AMPs aren't hard to identify, they all sort of have the same generic ass website with inoffensive zen art. They have similar hallmark window dressings, blocked out windows, more common outer decor. If you really want to find out, read this forum, and any time someone mentions a place by name, try opening google and searching "(Place name) Spa Indy" and browse through the first few results. You will start to see some patterns. Welcome to the matrix. Now when you see a parlor somewhere with this boilerplate tug time dog whistle stuff all over it, you at least have somewhere to start.

I can't reiterate enough how useful it is to just read through the forums. Look, I get it, there are often *Hundreds* of pages of reviews. I'm not saying start at page one and read to current, but maybe go back 5-6 pages of recent posts and read to current, take note of success stories and where they are happening. Take note of rip-offs and what to avoid. If you don't have the time to do this, just masturbate, then do it.

2. How to behave:

Shower. Scrub and wipe your ass. Make that whole area nice and pleasantly clean. It's polite, the provider will be more amenable to working with you, and you will have a better time.

Know what you want. Another benefit of having read even just a handful of the reviews is getting a sense of what is available and what you would personally like to find. If you know specifically what you want, it also helps to know how much this typically should cost, recent reviews can help here too. Bring cash to cover what you think you want should cost. Maybe a bit extra if you happen to get lucky and find that unicorn that you want to do more than you thought with, I'm not here to judge.

I think if you have never done this before, or are new to it, and particularly if you are going to a new Spa, you should go in and book a hhr (half hour). Expect that to be around 40-50. Someone will usher you into a room, and tell you to get ready and will leave you alone. This is very important, take off all your clothes and put them off to the side, then lay face down on the table butt ass naked. Do not cover yourself. Covering yourself sends a real mixed message to the provider, "Is this person shy? Do they only want a massage?" etc. You may still get *some* service, but who knows is that ends up being the difference between self service and a HE, or HE and FS, etc.

If you are worried about just laying there naked to begin with, the worst case scenario if you've really misjudged the situation you were in and you can just apologize profusely and explain that you didn't understand, and would be happy to have a towel draped over you.

At some point in the massage, there are a few ways the provider is going to size you up and let you know they are game, some of them include:

- She is going to playfully brush your ass or close on your inner thigh. Make it obvious that this is wanted, you can literally just say "that feels nice" if you aren't sure how else to do it.

- She is going to brush her legs against you while she is massaging you. I like to have my arms and hands positioned so that if she essentially puts her legs there in them, I can easily explore a bit. If her legs brush your hands, and your hands start rubbing up and down her legs, and she doesn't stop you or move, then you both are on the same page and have decided to go down that path.

She is going to ask you to flip, do so freely and without bothering to manage or wait for a towel. If this is too forward, they will cover it.

3. Negotiate?

Every provider is going to be different and have a different cadence. Some are going to want to be very clear on the price upfront and encourage you to pay more to do more, others are going to go with the flow if they sense you are going to reward them accordingly, that's all part of the game. If she starts going right at it after the flip, congrats. If she says "well what's it going to be" at that point, you might as well say exactly what you are hoping to get out of the situation. She's quote a price, depending on the place you are at, and how you have handled yourself to this point, you will get quoted anywhere from a surprisingly reasonable amount to a ridiculous amount that you didn't expect. You can always try to haggle, and be clear, " I only have $X amount, and wanted to get why for it" If you hate haggling, then read the forums even more and try to identify providers that don't do that, etc.

4. Enjoy and contribute to the scene.

If you had a great time, or if you had a really terrible time, ask for the providers name. You will want their name to book again, or to be sure to avoid in the future.

If it was a great time, my personal policy is to ask if they are ok with me posting a review. If they aren't, I would just post the spa name (or likely allude to it indirectly, but that's my choice, not required).

If it was a bad time because of pressure tactics, shady shit happening while I am there, or anything like that, then I would include the spa and the provider.

If it's a ripoff / fake / robbery, I'm posting every bit of identifying information I have, I'll fax you that *s fingerprints.

**Jeast72** · 12-29-21 23:26

There's a lot of old places that haven't been reported on in a long time so I decided to check one out tonight. I planned to check out you Spa but the girl came out and said they were busy. The next place that came to mind was BB so I shot down there. Girl was about 50, short and thicker but not fat. Massage was not good at all. Somehow she had rough hands and most of the time she was rubbing them hard on me. This wouldn't have been a problem except she went fast and spent forever on my shoulders and upper back. She'd move lower for a few seconds then right back to the top for another long session there. I feel like my back must have been pretty red even with the oil. She spent very little time on my legs and didn't touch my feet. Just before the flip, someone came in and she hurried him to another room. When she came back it was full on rush job. After I popped she kept telling me "come back, Michelle massage good". She got a 40 tip but only because she never brought me change. Apparently only her working so won't be going back for a while.

**Jeast72** · 12-29-21 23:06

Originally Posted by RooferDave [View Original Post]

Stopped in at this place that has a sign that just says Spa. It is on East 82nd st. On the North side of road and north side of the building. It has a green metal roof on it. Ok to the good stuff. I texted the number and they sent me the address immediately and I responded what time do you open. They responded with 8. I said ok, on my way. So I drove there and nobody was in the lot. Walked in about 8:30 and was greeted by Yuyu. She was fairly short and had a dress on plus mask. She was very flirty from the start and the massage was just mediocre at best. The tease was great. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I said FS. She started high and I negotiated her down to $. 60. On went the cover and since she is short and has a decent body, I made her do almost all the work. She was vocal and it was fun. Her tits are probably a B cup and real. Hairy Bush but was tight. I definitely recommend. Sorry boys, don't know the name of the place. I am still fairly new to writing the reviews and will be happy to give the address if its ok or you can PM me.

There is no name that I'm aware of. Everyone uses the AMC theater it sits in front of to name it.

**Gimpy5410** · 12-29-21 21:51

Originally Posted by Jeast72 [View Original Post]

It's nice to see someone actually post a review instead of asking questions in their first post. Keep it up and you'll do well here. The only problem is that you didn't say where it was you went. It may not seem like an experience that others would be interested in but it's all useful information. There are a lot of places that never get mentioned. This kind of info is very helpful to those of us that like to venture out to new places looking for unicorns.

Thanks Jeast. A location would be helpful! It was the foot spa on the corner of County Line and 135. On the north side of the intersection. Hope that helps.

**LoneStar7** · 12-29-21 20:31

I need help spotting legit massage places. I matched with these masseuse on FB and wondering if they are scams or legit. If anyone could PM me, I would gladly share the information. I rather be safe than sorry.

**Jeast72** · 12-29-21 19:21

Originally Posted by Gimpy5410 [View Original Post]

Afternoon all,

Been reading for months and finally gave it a go at a foot spa locations on the SS. MT was a little chubby but not terrible. Standard 60 for the hr. Took me to room and got in my birthday suit, laid on table with towel over ass. As soon as she walked in, towel came right off. Good massage with lots of teasing. On the flip, towel went back on for a few minutes, but soon came off. Lots of teasing around the goods, but self service to finish. I feel like more was to be had, but I contribute that to me being a new!! She finished the hour with a helluva leg / foot massage, very relaxing. Standard. 4 for the tip. May return but feel there's better out there. Looking at trying Daily since it's near me. Has anybody been recently and could let me know their experience. Happy hunting all!!

It's nice to see someone actually post a review instead of asking questions in their first post. Keep it up and you'll do well here. The only problem is that you didn't say where it was you went. It may not seem like an experience that others would be interested in but it's all useful information. There are a lot of places that never get mentioned. This kind of info is very helpful to those of us that like to venture out to new places looking for unicorns.

**Jjbee62** · 12-29-21 17:42

Too much time on my hands today, so I decided to make use of someone else's hands. I debated whether I just wanted the standard, my usual, or FS. FS won out. Chose Monica spa, which was formerly Lemon spa. The only time I stopped there was about 2 years ago. The woman who answered the door looked to be on the downhill side of 65. When she told me to come back in 30 minutes, I headed off for someone younger.

No such problem today. The girl who met me at the door looked pretty good, probably in her 40's. She took my $60 and had me wait in one of the rooms they use to relax in. At first I misunderstood and stripped down, but after seeing the room wasn't set up for massage, I put on pants and shirt and waited about 5 minutes while another customer was finishing.

A different girl led me to another room and didn't realize I'd already paid. That was quickly cleared up and soon after I was on the table. This was the girl with the aftermarket titties, which I'm usually not a fan of, but she had some quality work done. I'd put her size about the same as the little one who was at Aquarius pre-pandemic, with the added chest pillows. Face was cute, body was excellent, except for the missing ass.

She went almost immediately to the tease and had me flip quickly. She wanted $200 for FS, which I was willing to part with. Some CBJ, DATY, Mish and CG. She also seemed to enjoy having the erasers sucked hard. I've run into this a few times with Chinese women. I'm talking, feels like your skull might collapse, you're sucking so hard.

She finished me up, cleaned me off and spent about 30 minutes massaging legs and arms. Overall her massage wasn't bad. Cut me out about 15 minutes early. For what it is, it's worth a visit.

I'm not positive, but I think I saw a third girl when I was leaving, who also looked pretty good.

**RooferDave** · 12-29-21 17:05

Stopped in at this place that has a sign that just says Spa. It is on East 82nd st. On the North side of road and north side of the building. It has a green metal roof on it. Ok to the good stuff. I texted the number and they sent me the address immediately and I responded what time do you open. They responded with 8. I said ok, on my way. So I drove there and nobody was in the lot. Walked in about 8:30 and was greeted by Yuyu. She was fairly short and had a dress on plus mask. She was very flirty from the start and the massage was just mediocre at best. The tease was great. On the flip, she asked what I wanted and I said FS. She started high and I negotiated her down to $. 60. On went the cover and since she is short and has a decent body, I made her do almost all the work. She was vocal and it was fun. Her tits are probably a B cup and real. Hairy Bush but was tight. I definitely recommend. Sorry boys, don't know the name of the place. I am still fairly new to writing the reviews and will be happy to give the address if its ok or you can PM me.