EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[KiwiEater48]

Yes, I have been seeing Linda for years. Saw Veronica for the first time a few months ago also. What the original poster said he engaged in is a bit more than I have experienced there, so wanted to know a few more details. Thanks.

I saw Veronica last week, my first time with her, and had a very nice session. Previous price mentioned is accurate, and didn't ask about her full menu. A few things. Msog is available at a very discounted price. And she goes right for the prostate exam fingering, if you like that.

[EyeEatAss]

"She started reciting biblical references", LOL.

Errr. I mean "come".

[EyeEatAss]

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[DMichaels69]

"She started reciting biblical references", LOL.

A few days after my visit I took a shot and gave "Frumpy" a call. We decided on 2 bens for FS. She answered in full uniform and guided me 2 bedroom. This time she stayed and watched me disrobe. An approving look came on her face and pointed to her bed. I inexplicably wrapped a towel and laid on the bed. For thirty minutes it was all therapeutic. Then it happened! She slowly and gently brushed my sack with her fingertips! I told her I was going to "blow" and she gripped my hanging balls and told me," Not so fast, honey"! She told me to flip over and as I did I got to see her massive tits swaying above. They were bigger than my wife's and she wears a 44 G! She lifted her breasts and started massaging her 3/4", nickel sized nipples. I almost blew my load, but she grabbed my sack so not to blow a load. We had to settle 4 a conv condom since dummy me forgot mine. She barely got it over my head and started blowing me. Inch by inch she got half way down (which is a feat in itself). Periodically, she would grab my nuts so if not to blow. I felt between her thighs and she was soaking wet. I knuckled her extensive pussy lips till I reached her engorged, prominent clit. She was ready and wanted to fuck.

With no rubber she interrogated me. After telling her I only fuck my wife she decided to throw caution into the wind. She undressed to expose her flabby body with massive melons and a huge firm ass and thighs! She climbed aboard, grabbed my cock and slowly entered me into her pussy. Her large labias seemed to grip my schlong as her tits bounced on my chest. She was grunting like a hog as she rode the pony. She then leaned in and jammed her fat, thick tongue down my throat. She rode me like Secretariat and within ten minutes I warned her. She said," Wait for me"! So, I held back till she started reciting biblical references! It didn't take long till I heard," Aaaaarghhh"! Thick, creamy lady jizz came flowing down my shaft. Her orgasm must've lasted five minutes. She laid on top of me while I was still impaled inside her. She slid off me and said," Oh! You're still hard"? She sat up and her nipples were still hard. I asked her to tickle my balls while I jack off on her tits. She encouraged me and within moments I lambasted her chin, neck and those tits! We both laughed as my jizz was hanging off her nipples.

Too bad she left out of state for family. Finally found one that can accommodate me and she's gone. Waaaaaaa.

[EdCarbone]

Not sure if any of you ever explored the "professional cuddler" route. If you search on cuddlecompanions. Org, there's a very young, slender, and vaguely Euro-looking girl in Naperville who seems to be open to tantra, massage, and "releasing tension. " Seems to prefer outcall, so that's a no-go for me.

Just looked at that one and have to agree. It's screaming "extras" probably after the first session, but the price is ridiculous. Definite no-go for me too.

[Tela1980]

Good Ole Hangin Ballz formerly banned member. Even wrote his old handle in the story.

Blocked him so I do not receive this, yet you feel compelled to send this out. Time to block another.

[TheWimp]

A few days after my visit I took a shot and gave "Frumpy" a call. We decided on 2 bens for FS. She answered in full uniform and guided me 2 bedroom. This time she stayed and watched me disrobe. An approving look came on her face and pointed to her bed. I inexplicably wrapped a towel and laid on the bed. For thirty minutes it was all therapeutic. Then it happened! She slowly and gently brushed my sack with her fingertips! I told her I was going to "blow" and she gripped my hanging balls and told me," Not so fast, honey"! She told me to flip over and as I did I got to see her massive tits swaying above. They were bigger than my wife's and she wears a 44 G! She lifted her breasts and started massaging her 3/4", nickel sized nipples. I almost blew my load, but she grabbed my sack so not to blow a load. We had to settle 4 a conv condom since dummy me forgot mine. She barely got it over my head and started blowing me. Inch by inch she got half way down (which is a feat in itself). Periodically, she would grab my nuts so if not to blow. I felt between her thighs and she was soaking wet. I knuckled her extensive pussy lips till I reached her engorged, prominent clit. She was ready and wanted to fuck.

With no rubber she interrogated me. After telling her I only fuck my wife she decided to throw caution into the wind. She undressed to expose her flabby body with massive melons and a huge firm ass and thighs! She climbed aboard, grabbed my cock and slowly entered me into her pussy. Her large labias seemed to grip my schlong as her tits bounced on my chest. She was grunting like a hog as she rode the pony. She then leaned in and jammed her fat, thick tongue down my throat. She rode me like Secretariat and within ten minutes I warned her. She said," Wait for me"! So, I held back till she started reciting biblical references! It didn't take long till I heard," Aaaaarghhh"! Thick, creamy lady jizz came flowing down my shaft. Her orgasm must've lasted five minutes. She laid on top of me while I was still impaled inside her. She slid off me and said," Oh! You're still hard"? She sat up and her nipples were still hard. I asked her to tickle my balls while I jack off on her tits. She encouraged me and within moments I lambasted her chin, neck and those tits! We both laughed as my jizz was hanging off her nipples.

Too bad she left out of state for family. Finally found one that can accommodate me and she's gone. Waaaaaaa.

Good Ole Hangin Ballz formerly banned member. Even wrote his old handle in the story.

[Bkmsw]

I did some exploring on their website and I decided not to take one for the team in this instance. They require CC info and a picture. I could get a prepaid visa card but putting my pic out there is a no go for me. Anyone remember Ashley Madison? Their servers got hacked and many men had their info on the dark web. No thank you. I prefer cash and if I do send my face pic having it on one phone is much better than having it out on the web connected to a dating or escort site.

B.

[TheWimp]

Location and lack of incall is a no-go for me, but she does mention experience with massage and tantric. Plus price is higher than those who are obviously "cuddle only". Very interesting. Thanks for sharing and would be interested to hear if anyone tries such services.

https://cuddlecompanions.org/cuddler/sunshinesnuggl/

Social Catfish found 36 images on the one photo I uploaded. I didn't try the other photos. The prices at the bottom are very expensive.

[EyeEatAss]

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.

A few days after my visit I took a shot and gave "Frumpy" a call. We decided on 2 bens for FS. She answered in full uniform and guided me 2 bedroom. This time she stayed and watched me disrobe. An approving look came on her face and pointed to her bed. I inexplicably wrapped a towel and laid on the bed. For thirty minutes it was all therapeutic. Then it happened! She slowly and gently brushed my sack with her fingertips! I told her I was going to "blow" and she gripped my hanging balls and told me," Not so fast, honey"! She told me to flip over and as I did I got to see her massive tits swaying above. They were bigger than my wife's and she wears a 44 G! She lifted her breasts and started massaging her 3/4", nickel sized nipples. I almost blew my load, but she grabbed my sack so not to blow a load. We had to settle 4 a conv condom since dummy me forgot mine. She barely got it over my head and started blowing me. Inch by inch she got half way down (which is a feat in itself). Periodically, she would grab my nuts so if not to blow. I felt between her thighs and she was soaking wet. I knuckled her extensive pussy lips till I reached her engorged, prominent clit. She was ready and wanted to fuck.

With no rubber she interrogated me. After telling her I only fuck my wife she decided to throw caution into the wind. She undressed to expose her flabby body with massive melons and a huge firm ass and thighs! She climbed aboard, grabbed my cock and slowly entered me into her pussy. Her large labias seemed to grip my schlong as her tits bounced on my chest. She was grunting like a hog as she rode the pony. She then leaned in and jammed her fat, thick tongue down my throat. She rode me like Secretariat and within ten minutes I warned her. She said," Wait for me"! So, I held back till she started reciting biblical references! It didn't take long till I heard," Aaaaarghhh"! Thick, creamy lady jizz came flowing down my shaft. Her orgasm must've lasted five minutes. She laid on top of me while I was still impaled inside her. She slid off me and said," Oh! You're still hard"? She sat up and her nipples were still hard. I asked her to tickle my balls while I jack off on her tits. She encouraged me and within moments I lambasted her chin, neck and those tits! We both laughed as my jizz was hanging off her nipples.

Too bad she left out of state for family. Finally found one that can accommodate me and she's gone. Waaaaaaa.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Well I for one appreciate you looking outside the box. We need some creative thinking around here because it's gotten dry.

Location and lack of incall is a no-go for me, but she does mention experience with massage and tantric. Plus price is higher than those who are obviously "cuddle only". Very interesting. Thanks for sharing and would be interested to hear if anyone tries such services.

https://cuddlecompanions.org/cuddler/sunshinesnuggl/

[BbTurbo87]

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[ApplePiePussy]

In the "cuddle" world, it's mostly a legit, platonic practice. I hesitated to even share a link. There's some subtle yet suggestive language in the profile, but I would go into it expecting only what's advertised. If the girl wasn't so young and attractive with Euro features and a willingness to explore massage, I wouldn't have mentioned it here at all.

(Losing Backpage only muddled the waters for clients and massage professionals alike, but I digress).

Well I for one appreciate you looking outside the box. We need some creative thinking around here because it's gotten dry.

[Dr Manhattan]

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.

In the "cuddle" world, it's mostly a legit, platonic practice. I hesitated to even share a link. There's some subtle yet suggestive language in the profile, but I would go into it expecting only what's advertised. If the girl wasn't so young and attractive with Euro features and a willingness to explore massage, I wouldn't have mentioned it here at all.

(Losing Backpage only muddled the waters for clients and massage professionals alike, but I digress).

[Pau Ford]

Am I to assume that some or most of these girls don't mind a little extra squeeze on certain body parts?

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.