Massage Parlor Reports

[CamelToe Guy]

Yeah Bella is Judy from 59 Codd. The funny thing is Selena from Codd and Summer from 175 Middle st have both personally told me how stupid she and her customers are. Its like a running joke to them.

Now I remember. She had longer hair and a Bush. Hair is short now and not sure about the Bush. Not worth it.

If you or anyone else have any Info on Selenas where abouts, please PM me. I miss her. I need to Clarify which Selena I'm talking about. She is in her 40s short hair, Fit. Nice personality and nice person. My guesses are she is stuck in China and can't get back or she moved on and changed her name. She was talking about going to Waltham. I don't go to the places there enough to know if that is true or not.

[Grizwooos]

Middle:

Hard Pass on Bella. Attractive, About 5-7". After flip said first day of P I didn't care. Asked for light massage was like having someone with sleep apnea massage you. Apparently light to her means edge for 10 secs stop for 30 secs cont. She assured me she her oral skills were on point. Hard pass. I may return there was a tiny cutie there I may return and try blondish hair. Disappointing. I'm almost positive this Bella chic is one who occassionally worked at coddington when Selena was there. She sucked then also and I told Selena at the time and she laughed because she had heard it from others and new it was true.

Apple:

Had a strange one a few weeks ago I over paid in the tip dept. She kept freaking out, it's really hard to explain but I had to tell her to stfu to finish horrible experience. She was tall thin 40's. Avg looks. Hard pass on her too.

Pm me for specifics. I ltried not to be to detailed as these are read.

Yeah Bella is Judy from 59 Codd. The funny thing is Selena from Codd and Summer from 175 Middle st have both personally told me how stupid she and her customers are. Its like a running joke to them.

[CrazyCrouton]

That's some great information for a guy that just joined. Who did you see at Lotus? Who is this monger your getting info from? I would love to share with him. Thanks man!.

[Augustwest]

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[CamelToe Guy]

Middle:

Hard Pass on Bella. Attractive, About 5-7". After flip said first day of P I didn't care. Asked for light massage was like having someone with sleep apnea massage you. Apparently light to her means edge for 10 secs stop for 30 secs cont. She assured me she her oral skills were on point. Hard pass. I may return there was a tiny cutie there I may return and try blondish hair. Disappointing. I'm almost positive this Bella chic is one who occassionally worked at coddington when Selena was there. She sucked then also and I told Selena at the time and she laughed because she had heard it from others and new it was true.

Apple:

Had a strange one a few weeks ago I over paid in the tip dept. She kept freaking out, it's really hard to explain but I had to tell her to stfu to finish horrible experience. She was tall thin 40's. Avg looks. Hard pass on her too.

Pm me for specifics. I ltried not to be to detailed as these are read.

[Vintage68]

Stopped in against my better judgment as previous visits were disappointing. This was no exception. Door was wide open, think they were airing out the place of whatever smell was lingering. Parking lot was still full at 4:30. Drew Lisa, a 50 ish average looking housewife type with a paunch. Massage was ok, either here nor there. During the back rub she dropped a fart, not once but twice. Apologizing both times. Suggestion: maybe don't eat so much cabbage?

She gave a decent tease and then attempted a prostate massage which I declined. On the flip it was a decent HJ with UTR up top (medium B cups), and a two handed stroke with plenty of oil. After the pop clean up was kind of half assed with a warm dirty rag. Had to wipe myself clean with towel on the table when she stepped out. Only upside, no haggling and didn't even look at tip.

[Friendly11]

Saw Candy at the new shop in Weymouth today, great massage, great finish. If any of you know Linda, she owns it and you know she gives a killer massage. She's just recently open and looking for business.

What's the name of the new shop?

DM is fine.

[HD FatBoyLo14]

Saw Candy at the new shop in Weymouth today, great massage, great finish. If any of you know Linda, she owns it and you know she gives a killer massage. She's just recently open and looking for business.

[Energizerbunne]

Elements, in Medford? The franchise? I can't believe anything for which we are seeking would be found there.

Best guesses:

"talked about spot that all around rocks" = something in stoneham, possibly may's?

"ooh la la oui oui" and "in the same city as my fav all time location" = spa or street with a french name somewhere in newton? (that's my best guess at interpreting the clues, but nothing I found seems to fit.).

"prestigious st and is fire" = elements massage on high street in medford.

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[Ksalfordyh]

(Kang in Middleton? And Main St?) Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

Talked to a monger from nob, he said mtown has oddballs.

Kang is in the middle of nowhere, looks built up with security like its something, but went only once, they open late (10 pm) was basically upsold to 1 h, two girl massage, yet left unhappy& will likely not venture back after that disappointment.

Main is a total roll of the dice, a few visits-- seen a mix older but rarely seen a MILF. Though expectations are tempered this far out of town. Had more surprises here than anywhere else, never know what to expect coming in, though maybe that changing lately. A year ago I had a few lucky unplanned 4 h sessions after paying for 1, which was really nice, but sometimes grannies -and not as good service lately. Usually end happy but staff seems to be getting older on avg lately. Hrs are good, they don't seem busy often, but never quite top of the list.

Merry used to be an option but always grannies, now grannies and seem legit / would take multiple trips it seems, not worth it as massage generally not great quality.

Then there's dtown-.

Blue Sky used to be great but post covid they have too much restriction and not a good overall experience, rubbing alcohol all of the place-- just not worth it.

Lotus is now legit, even for the monger I spoke to who used to frequent there even through tough times, but still a great experience, worth it for the consistent skill on neck, back, hamstrings. Older staff.

Conifer not good, grannies and not great service either.

Then there's rev-.

Went to Washington start once, Brazilian seeming, but left unhappy. Seem like luck of the draw but have not revisited.

Foster, went once but left unhappy. Had potential though, good quality staff and back massage was professional, though heard they went legit or had problems.

Seems best options are closest to the city in general.

Heard lately that places closer to Lowell area can get less grannies sometimes, more options upfront but more haggling too. YMMV.

Hope this helps. The monger I talked to mentioned they always on the lookout for UTRs, knows of only 1 option ATM but said they would trade. PM for details and stay safe.

[Mattis1775]

Went in for another 30 min massage got 40 min Zoe used "hot stones" towards the end of the massage that was a first for me, it felt great! Highly recommend! If anyone hasn't had that treatment. The stones were hot at first, she would rub them on place them to the side repeated that couple more times till the stone cooled than used them continually.

Damage 40-45.

Don't let the Brazilians do it. One in Malden almost burnt me. She sucked at the massage and tried to use the hot stones. Absolutely didn't know how to use them and didn't move them fast enough.

[Mattis1775]

Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

From I read here, Middleton is a no-go. Legit as legit can be.

[Zimmm33]

The first has been closed for a while. Website says reopening in summer. The second was just shut down according to the other areas forum, I think it was. Z.

Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

[Max Walker86]

Went in for another 30 min massage got 40 min Zoe used "hot stones" towards the end of the massage that was a first for me, it felt great! Highly recommend! If anyone hasn't had that treatment. The stones were hot at first, she would rub them on place them to the side repeated that couple more times till the stone cooled than used them continually.

Damage 40-45.

[WayTooNice69]

These reports have gotten so cryptic I need to send them to Maura's office for translation. Figure all the taxes I'm spending it's the least they can do. It's tough to tell someone to RTFF when the information would not pop up in a search engine. How many times I have gone back and forth with a monger just to find out It's a place very well known and no secret to anyone.

Who has the time to play this game, The Riddler?