Massage Parlor Reports

[Vintage68]

Stopped in against my better judgment as previous visits were disappointing. This was no exception. Door was wide open, think they were airing out the place of whatever smell was lingering. Parking lot was still full at 4:30. Drew Lisa, a 50 ish average looking housewife type with a paunch. Massage was ok, either here nor there. During the back rub she dropped a fart, not once but twice. Apologizing both times. Suggestion: maybe don't eat so much cabbage?

She gave a decent tease and then attempted a prostate massage which I declined. On the flip it was a decent HJ with UTR up top (medium B cups), and a two handed stroke with plenty of oil. After the pop clean up was kind of half assed with a warm dirty rag. Had to wipe myself clean with towel on the table when she stepped out. Only upside, no haggling and didn't even look at tip.

[Friendly11]

Saw Candy at the new shop in Weymouth today, great massage, great finish. If any of you know Linda, she owns it and you know she gives a killer massage. She's just recently open and looking for business.

What's the name of the new shop?

DM is fine.

[HD FatBoyLo14]

Saw Candy at the new shop in Weymouth today, great massage, great finish. If any of you know Linda, she owns it and you know she gives a killer massage. She's just recently open and looking for business.

[Energizerbunne]

Elements, in Medford? The franchise? I can't believe anything for which we are seeking would be found there.

Best guesses:

"talked about spot that all around rocks" = something in stoneham, possibly may's?

"ooh la la oui oui" and "in the same city as my fav all time location" = spa or street with a french name somewhere in newton? (that's my best guess at interpreting the clues, but nothing I found seems to fit.).

"prestigious st and is fire" = elements massage on high street in medford.

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[Ksalfordyh]

(Kang in Middleton? And Main St?) Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

Talked to a monger from nob, he said mtown has oddballs.

Kang is in the middle of nowhere, looks built up with security like its something, but went only once, they open late (10 pm) was basically upsold to 1 h, two girl massage, yet left unhappy& will likely not venture back after that disappointment.

Main is a total roll of the dice, a few visits-- seen a mix older but rarely seen a MILF. Though expectations are tempered this far out of town. Had more surprises here than anywhere else, never know what to expect coming in, though maybe that changing lately. A year ago I had a few lucky unplanned 4 h sessions after paying for 1, which was really nice, but sometimes grannies -and not as good service lately. Usually end happy but staff seems to be getting older on avg lately. Hrs are good, they don't seem busy often, but never quite top of the list.

Merry used to be an option but always grannies, now grannies and seem legit / would take multiple trips it seems, not worth it as massage generally not great quality.

Then there's dtown-.

Blue Sky used to be great but post covid they have too much restriction and not a good overall experience, rubbing alcohol all of the place-- just not worth it.

Lotus is now legit, even for the monger I spoke to who used to frequent there even through tough times, but still a great experience, worth it for the consistent skill on neck, back, hamstrings. Older staff.

Conifer not good, grannies and not great service either.

Then there's rev-.

Went to Washington start once, Brazilian seeming, but left unhappy. Seem like luck of the draw but have not revisited.

Foster, went once but left unhappy. Had potential though, good quality staff and back massage was professional, though heard they went legit or had problems.

Seems best options are closest to the city in general.

Heard lately that places closer to Lowell area can get less grannies sometimes, more options upfront but more haggling too. YMMV.

Hope this helps. The monger I talked to mentioned they always on the lookout for UTRs, knows of only 1 option ATM but said they would trade. PM for details and stay safe.

[Mattis1775]

Went in for another 30 min massage got 40 min Zoe used "hot stones" towards the end of the massage that was a first for me, it felt great! Highly recommend! If anyone hasn't had that treatment. The stones were hot at first, she would rub them on place them to the side repeated that couple more times till the stone cooled than used them continually.

Damage 40-45.

Don't let the Brazilians do it. One in Malden almost burnt me. She sucked at the massage and tried to use the hot stones. Absolutely didn't know how to use them and didn't move them fast enough.

[Mattis1775]

Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

From I read here, Middleton is a no-go. Legit as legit can be.

[Zimmm33]

The first has been closed for a while. Website says reopening in summer. The second was just shut down according to the other areas forum, I think it was. Z.

Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

[Max Walker86]

Went in for another 30 min massage got 40 min Zoe used "hot stones" towards the end of the massage that was a first for me, it felt great! Highly recommend! If anyone hasn't had that treatment. The stones were hot at first, she would rub them on place them to the side repeated that couple more times till the stone cooled than used them continually.

Damage 40-45.

[WayTooNice69]

These reports have gotten so cryptic I need to send them to Maura's office for translation. Figure all the taxes I'm spending it's the least they can do. It's tough to tell someone to RTFF when the information would not pop up in a search engine. How many times I have gone back and forth with a monger just to find out It's a place very well known and no secret to anyone.

Who has the time to play this game, The Riddler?

[Rupert 2]

Eastern is right on.

Cherry is accurate.

Missing: the 2 on Moody.

And one further down Prospect.

Hey guys, I've seen this summary before for Waltham so I figured I'd updated / refresh.

Qing-reliable for basic finish. BBBJ available from one provider but the names are inconsistent there so it a bit of a luck game. She's younger, decent body, and if you know. Not the provider with the deep voice.

CB-downhill after the reopen. The place feels dirtier. Again, basic services but most there are 45+. There is one decent gir there. Coco I think but impossible to catch her.

Eastern-have not had any of the haggling issues you see on here. For me, HE with clothes soft is a home run. Don't think there is much more on the menu. The providers there are top notch.

Cherry Lane-not much to speak of for massage. That's not what this place is. Everything is on the menu. All covered. The share providers with South #2 so the talent gets repetitive. Full menu. Again all covered. Full is 160 at. It's places. Will not budge. I couple months back .120,140 but those days seem gone.

Balance-hidden gem. Very cute girls, very accommodating but only up to HE. The walls in this place don't go all the way up so there is that but it is very reliable..

[AsianYumYum]

Used to be a site called spyhunters but got shut down when feds went after shutting down all freaky dickie sites.

That or rubmaps.

Besides this forum, What is the best list for massage parlors?

[Curious Monkey]

Prior reviews looks bad. Any updates? Drove by there at 9 and knocked on the door but no one answered.

Left to go work and can visit again later during lunch or after 5 but what gives LOL.

[Slart B Fast]

The last of the 3 visits was with an AMP 10 at a talked about spot that all around rocks! (that's at hint on the location) Under 30 provider, black silk panties and bra, great service.

The first one ooh la la oui oui (hint on location) nicest bum on an AMP provider I had seen since pre pandemic in the same city as my fav all time location.

The second of the 2 is on a prestigious st and is fire (hint on location) the provider said she was 29 and looked like a college girl you'd see in kenmore and was game.

Ultimately the only thing that is going to bring me out of retirement again is if my fav provider ever opens a new location. It was mentioned on this forum that she was going to but I have not found it. I'm talking about Chi in Newton.

Best guesses:

"talked about spot that all around rocks" = something in stoneham, possibly may's?

"ooh la la oui oui" and "in the same city as my fav all time location" = spa or street with a french name somewhere in newton? (that's my best guess at interpreting the clues, but nothing I found seems to fit.).

"prestigious st and is fire" = elements massage on high street in medford.

[JayWalthy]

Hey guys, I've seen this summary before for Waltham so I figured I'd updated / refresh.

Qing-reliable for basic finish. BBBJ available from one provider but the names are inconsistent there so it a bit of a luck game. She's younger, decent body, and if you know. Not the provider with the deep voice.

CB-downhill after the reopen. The place feels dirtier. Again, basic services but most there are 45+. There is one decent gir there. Coco I think but impossible to catch her.

Eastern-have not had any of the haggling issues you see on here. For me, HE with clothes soft is a home run. Don't think there is much more on the menu. The providers there are top notch.

Cherry Lane-not much to speak of for massage. That's not what this place is. Everything is on the menu. All covered. The share providers with South #2 so the talent gets repetitive. Full menu. Again all covered. Full is 160 at. It's places. Will not budge. I couple months back .120,140 but those days seem gone.

Balance-hidden gem. Very cute girls, very accommodating but only up to HE. The walls in this place don't go all the way up so there is that but it is very reliable.

Orchid (Watertown). NO. Tried there 2 x. Both times a 55+ lady said they were too busy and to come back. Fine with me. Unless someone knows some trick there. No for me dog.

South 3rd- never been. I welcome thoughts.

Enjoy.