Escort Reports

[Bbanga247]

Any good recs on a provider that's good for a deep make out session?

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://callescort.org/470-440-9589

I saw August in October, 2 and a half months ago. First saw this chic months ago and text her several times for her rates and such. Her rates were always all over the place. One day though, I saw her posting about "birthday specials" and I text her to find out what those birthday specials were. She text me back 2 days later with "$50 special". Oh damn!

That sounded really good. I haven't seen a $50 special in like 2 decades. LOL. I almost thought I was in a backpage dream. LOL. Seeing that her special was right up my alley, I couldn't help but oblige her on her offer. I told her that I could come check her out and that I did some 45 minutes later.

She gave me the address to the Red Roof Inn in Cumberland, but when I saw Red Roof, I automatically thought it was the one on Windy Hill Road. I got to the one on Windy Hill Road and text her that I was there. She text me back with the room number right away and when I drove around all the buildings, there was no such room number. Hmm.

I thought that this chic might have been playing games or something, so looked over the address one more time on my phone. Oh snap! I'm at the wrong Red Roof Inn. LOL. I never knew there were 2 of them in the Smyrna area. I googled that Red Roof Inn and it was only 8 minutes away. I drove on over to that Red Roof and this chic text me 5 minutes later asking where I was.

I never text her back until I actually go to her correct hotel. She then called me with a bit of attitude on the phone asking where I was and telling me she had another dude waiting to see her. Ok. I was about to tell her to go ahead and see him then, but I told her that I was in the parking lot, instead. She told me to come on up then and that I did.

I walked in pass the typical customer service at the front desk and caught the elevator up to her room. As soon as I got off the elevator, her room was directly across from it to the left. I walked towards her room and her a loud thunderous boom as if a big 50 inch tv, from back in the days, fell on the floor. That boom / crash was pretty loud as hell and I was wondering what the hell was going on there.

I listened for a bit before knocking gently on the door. When the door swung open a minute later, a tall ass nekkid chic was standing in front of it holding an empty glass. I cautiously walked on in and asked her what the hell was that loud ass noise. She closed the door behind me and told me that she just fell off the bed and spilled her glass of wine all over herself. Damn!

From outside the room, it sounded like she broke every bone in her body. LOL. She put the glass down and went into the bathroom to wipe up some of the wine that was still on her body. When I looked at her though, I was like damn, this bish is tall as fuck. From her previous pics that she had up on her ad, she didn't look any taller than 5'3 to me.

When I saw her in person towering over me at 6 foot even, that kind of startled me. Big jolly green giant ass! She looked good butt ass nekkid though. She had like a volleyball player or track star's body. After cleaning up thoroughly in the bathroom, she came back out and we conversed for a minute. This chic has a nice friendly disposition.

Her face had some mild acne / bumps on it though. She was a good "7" in the face, but her body was a good "9" though. She's a stout 6'0 140-145 lbs. Her breastess'es were B cups with thick eraser nipples. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth, and her ass, it was an athletic ass.

It was smooth and shapely with no cellulite or stretch marks anywhere. She has a nice body on her. After the brief convo, I decided to hand her the bread as instructed. It was 50 bones for 15 minutes. Wow! She took the scraps and asked me if it was real while holding it up to the light and checking its authenticity. Really?

You're checking the authenticity of two measly 20's and a 10. Smh. I asked her if someone recently gave her fake money and she said, no, that was a long while ago. Ok. After 2 whole minutes of her rigid authenticity check, she placed the money away and told me to get comfortable. I started to do just that when I noticed she started texting on her phone and heading towards the door.

I was at immediate attention that as I wasn't too sure what she was doing. She went over to the door and made sure that it was locked safe, then came back over to me still with phone in hand. I always get nervous when I see chic's vehemently texting on their phone. My pimp and police alert always goes off whenever I see that. I observed her for a minute more as she was still texting on her phone and I was still fully dressed.

I'm waiting on you, lady. She finally put hwe phone down after a minute more and that's when I got comfortable enough to get comfortable. Sheesh! We both were in the buff now when she asked me if I had some protection. I told her no as always and she furnished a magnum bare skin cover from out of a drawer.

I asked her if she could start me off with a hanny at first and she said sure. I sat at the edge of the bed, as she leaned over in front of me and gots' ta' hand jacking. The hand jacking was just her constant yanking it up and down. I tried to massage her erect nipples while she massaged and she slapped my hand away saying I was pinching it too hard. Whatever!!

She continued to hand jack and I told her to use some spit while jacking. She was dry hand jacking the shit out of me. Smh. After a good 4 minutes of hand jacking, my boner was nice and rip and ready for the cover. She placed the cover over my raging boner with her hand, sucked me off for 60 seconds, then asked me if I wanted her to sit on it. No ma'am, I don't. Assume the doggie position, please.

She went and reached on her drawer for what she said was avocado gel and placed it between her legs for lubricant. Alrighty, then. She also placed some gel on the slab as well. I've never seen that one done before. She said that it was natural. Sure. She assumed the diggidy doggie position right at the edge of the bed, as I got behind her for my mount.

This twat had her legs close together and was basically sitting on her ass. Smdh. How can I get in there like that, lady? I told her about her awkward positioning and she bent over slightly, but not enough for me to peek into her bunghole. I entered her well gelled up twat and gots' ta' stroking. Her twat was wet from gel, but I didn't feel much of anything.

She kept lowering her ass too, so I couldn't get a good stroke on her for nothing. After 2 minutes of that fiasco, I asked her if we could switch to mish and she said, "Sure". I got in front of her shaved and somewhat (shaving) bumpy vagina and inserted the one eye winkie. I gots' ta' stroking and she was giving me words of encouragement telling me to "Fuck this pussy".

I fucked that pussy for a good 5 minutes as she let me pound to my hearts content. I started feeling that oh so familiar burn in my loins and blew a medium load into the cover. I pulled out a few minutes later and told her that I was done with her. When I withdrew, I noticed that her twat was wide ass open!! Damn!! I gaped the hell out of that thang.

I didn't know I did that much damage. I thought I saw a little bit of her uterus when I looked through that stretched out hole. Shit! I got a very powerful cock. After a few seconds of gazing in amazement, I started placing my rags back as she handed me a wet wipe for clean up. I cleaned up with the one wet wipe and she gave me another when asked. Hmm.

I got ready to head out with her walking behind me the whole time. We both wished each other a farewell and I was gone with the wind. Nice session for 50 bones. She had a nice tight body and was fresh and clean the whole time. The only negative was her shitty positioning in doggie. I guess she didn't want to get pounded out too badly in doggie?

Well, 2 weeks later, I saw her posting on Listcrawler again and hit her up for another date. This type she hit me back with $60 qv. No problem. 10 bones more. I know she's good for it. Same as the last time. I hand her the funds and she goes over to the door for additional lighting to check the bills authenticity. Why? This nonsense again.

She stayed at the door for a good 2 minutes holding each 20 bill up to the light and flipping it over numerous times. Ridiculous! After she was done with her nonsense, she gave another bare hand job with spit, per my request. When I was ready this time, she leaned over the bed in the standing doggie position. WTF! I hate that position! I asked her to get up on the bed and she refused. Oh boy.

I went in guided by her hand in standing doggie and gots' ta' stroking. I got about 6 strokes in before she pulled away from me saying, "Oh no". Say what? She then reached for a wet wipe on top of her drawer and wiped between her legs. When she pulled the wipe from between her legs, it was covered in blood. Oh boy. She immediately screeched, "Oh no, I hurt myself". Yeah right!!

I think we all know exactly what's going on here. She tried to play it off like she hurt herself having sex. Ridiculous! I didn't say anything though. I looked down at the slab and it had blood residue at the tip of it. Smh. She told me that she could just give me some head to finish, but I didn't want to see her sucking on a bloody slab. Smh.

I told her to give me a bare hand job to completion instead. She did just that, but didn't follow directions well. I told her to moan while jacking and she said, "No". Oh boy. She used spit though and got me to completion 5 minutes later. Nice girl, but after the free blood Mary special on the 2nd visit, never again for me. I'll give her a "7. 5" in looks and a "6" in service. That's all folks.

[Bmat84]

Decided to try out "Latina Sexy" and surprisingly she is the real person from the ad. Pretty chill, didn't rush, nice grip and didn't have me waiting outside of her hotel. She did request that I sent a picture of the hotel when I was outside of it. https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72463642.

Yea she is just my type. How much was the ticket to see her bro?

[HobbyMan51]

It is so much what is wrong with them, abecause it wasn't nearly this bad several years ago.. But I get your point, and sometimes it's just not worth the effort. I have mostly given up on these low priced "escorts" and focusing more on sugar babies, even if they are more expensive. And occasionally there is a good escort out there, but they are fewer and farther between, every day.

Why do you think it's worse now than a few years ago? Just asking. I don't go for the escorts unless it's the occasional apartment Latina who falls under the massage / escort category. Otherwise it's just AMPs for me. Thanks for the reply.

[Peter Johnson]

Maybe it's not so much what is wrong with them as it is what is wrong with us chasing these skanks over hell and half of Georgia desperately trying to quench that fix and losing control over our own minds and bodies in the process.

It is so much what is wrong with them, abecause it wasn't nearly this bad several years ago.. But I get your point, and sometimes it's just not worth the effort. I have mostly given up on these low priced "escorts" and focusing more on sugar babies, even if they are more expensive. And occasionally there is a good escort out there, but they are fewer and farther between, every day.

[RondaColdSon]

Decided to try out "Latina Sexy" and surprisingly she is the real person from the ad. Pretty chill, didn't rush, nice grip and didn't have me waiting outside of her hotel. She did request that I sent a picture of the hotel when I was outside of it. https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72463642.

[HobbyMan51]

Yeah, I can't remember service ever being this bad, in this hobby. One can just skim through this thread and it is one bad experience after the other. I did have a good one with Misty in Suwanee the other day and posted that in the BBFS thread. But yeah, I can't stand when they make me wait outside at a shady motel. It always feels like someone is going to roll up on me, either some crackhead or LE. So I never stick around long, out of paranoia if nothing else. And not surprised she blamed it all on you. These women are about the worst of the worst of the female half of humanity. Well a few of them are cool. Very few, but that's why we keep trying. (and BTW, that link already doesn't work on the listcrawler site, at least not for me. But thanks for the warning about her).

Maybe it's not so much what is wrong with them as it is what is wrong with us chasing these skanks over hell and half of Georgia desperately trying to quench that fix and losing control over our own minds and bodies in the process.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72312794

I cradled a Tiny Baby 3 months ago. First saw thick chic posting months ago and shot her a text for her rates and such. Her rates were always all over the place every time I text her. On this day though, she wanted $70 for a qv and I accepted. She was in the typical hotel on Panola Road, which I've been to hundreds of time.

I figured this may be a good session too, since just about every chic I've visited at this specific hotel was smelling fresh and clean. I don't know what it is about this hotel that makes these chic's wash their asses before a session, but I approve! I told her that I would be there in the next 20 minutes and that I did some 20 plus minutes later. I text her that I arrived and she text me to meet her on such and such floor right after asking me the typical police questions.

I left my phone in car and walked up to such and such floor as instructed. Once I got to said floor and bent the corner, I saw a short ass black chic in a oversized white t and a black shower cap on her head walking very hard towards me. Eww. I hate when chic's wear those black shower cap. They look so damn tacky and ratchet. Smdh.

I wanted to turn around and leave once I saw her high stepping towards me, but I didn't want to be rude. Err. Once she got right up on me, she asked if I came to see her and I reluctantly said, "Sure". Ehh. She walked in front of me and led me to her room, which I've been to quite a few times to see some other girls. This room seems to be very popular with the girls.

Once inside her room, she had some purple stripper stroke lights going in the dark ass room. Room looked like a dark ass strip club. I asked her what was up with the lights and she said that she was a stripper. Sure. She had a nice friendly demeanor and was very talkative. After a few minutes of idle chat, I handed her the bread. It was 70 bones for 15 minutes.

She took the scraps in hand, counted it, then put it away in a drawer. She then took her long white t off to reveal nothing underneath. Her body looked weak!! Her breasts were high C's or low D cups that had mild hang time. She had a small gut in the mid-section that had mild stretch marks around it and definite signs of childbirth. Her ass was semi-flat and was basically a land slide ass.

She was a good 4'10 125 lbs or so. Her face was a good "5", with a nice pair of buck teeth up front. She definitely looks better in the pics, than she does in person. I got nekkid myself and stood in front of her in my bird suit. She instructed me to lay back on the bed and she got up on the bed with me and kneeled down next to me in the 69 position. Ehh.

I guess she was inviting me to taste her, which I had no plans on doing. She gave me a light tip sucking BBJ. I didn't really know that it was a BBJ until I looked up and saw what she was doing. BBJ was ok, I guess. She lightly sucked the tip while hand jacking me off. I looked across at her pussy that she had in my face and it was one of the ugliest pussies that my eyesight ever behold.

It had a lot of shaving bumps or whatever around it and it looked all beat to death. Sorry for whoever tries to eat that ugly thang. She should keep that thing covered up and just pull her panties to the side during penetration. That thing was hideous! Yuck! After a good 3 minutes of tip sucking suckie and hand job, I let her know that I was ready.

She then turned around on her knees and assumed the doggie position. I wanted to get her at the edge of the bed, but she wanted me in the middle instead. Oh boy. She bent that ugly thang over, after I placed the slab on my cock, and I inserted the one eye winkie. As soon as I got in, she started moaning instantly and I got hit with a whiff of mild funk instantly too. Err.

She need to wash her fucking ass!! After 2 good minutes of smelling the funk, I had her turn around for mish, so that I could get blinded by her ugly ass pussy. She laid back on her back with her eyes closed and her buck teeth exposed to the world. I re-inserted and gotta' re-stroking. I stroked out her medium friction walls for a good 3 minutes, before she told me about the time, and me telling her that I'm almost close.

Looking down at your ugly ass pussy and buck teeth ain't helping my cause none, lady. Smh. 2 more minutes into my stroke game, I felt that special tingling in my sack and blew a medium load into the cover. I withdrew immediately and told her that I was done with her. She got off the bed and handed me a wet wipe to clean up with. That was pretty nice of her.

I cleaned up with the single wet wipe and threw the evidence into the trash can when I was down with it. I started getting dressed and she placed her white t back on. She gave me a hug and thanked me for coming as I left and once I reached outside, I noticed a chic standing outside her door next door that I visited previously. I can't remember her name right now, but her service was shitty as hell!

She acts as if she's a princess when she's really a frog. She was talking to some young black dude on the floor below hers, which is probably her pimp / watcher. All kinds of illegal activity takes place at this hotel. Nothing would surprise me there. This was my first and last time seeing this chic though. Nothing I'd go back to.

I'll give her a "5" in looks and a "5.5" in service since she did give me some BB suckie. That's all folks. Nothing else to see here.

[Peter Johnson]

Guys I attempted to book with Jamie last night, set up the appointment for 6:30 and she confirmed by text and by phone. I told her I would update her as I got closer. I notified her I was 30 minutes away and she confirmed. Notified her that I was 10 minutes away and asked if she was ready for me, she confirmed and said she was ready and waiting. Once I arrived to building 12 at her location, just like she told me, there was nothing but crickets. Called and text her again and after 5 minutes she told me that she needed 10 more minutes to get dressed. About 20 minutes later I sent her a text and about 5 minutes later she responded and told me that she didn't like to be rushed and she was in charge her. She said 5 more minutes and she would let me know her room number. I was stupid enough to play this game and waited a hour on her, BUT I never got to see her. After I told her that I would be doing a review and telling a few friends about how she treated me she finally responded and she said that I was rushing her. HAHA WOW thought if we had appointment set and she tells me she is ready, then she should be ready. Just wanted to let ya'll know just in case you wanted to call her and waste some time also.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...lanta/72401419

Yeah, I can't remember service ever being this bad, in this hobby. One can just skim through this thread and it is one bad experience after the other. I did have a good one with Misty in Suwanee the other day and posted that in the BBFS thread. But yeah, I can't stand when they make me wait outside at a shady motel. It always feels like someone is going to roll up on me, either some crackhead or LE. So I never stick around long, out of paranoia if nothing else. And not surprised she blamed it all on you. These women are about the worst of the worst of the female half of humanity. Well a few of them are cool. Very few, but that's why we keep trying. (and BTW, that link already doesn't work on the listcrawler site, at least not for me. But thanks for the warning about her).

[Firedup10]

Guys I attempted to book with Jamie last night, set up the appointment for 6:30 and she confirmed by text and by phone. I told her I would update her as I got closer. I notified her I was 30 minutes away and she confirmed. Notified her that I was 10 minutes away and asked if she was ready for me, she confirmed and said she was ready and waiting. Once I arrived to building 12 at her location, just like she told me, there was nothing but crickets. Called and text her again and after 5 minutes she told me that she needed 10 more minutes to get dressed. About 20 minutes later I sent her a text and about 5 minutes later she responded and told me that she didn't like to be rushed and she was in charge her. She said 5 more minutes and she would let me know her room number. I was stupid enough to play this game and waited a hour on her, BUT I never got to see her. After I told her that I would be doing a review and telling a few friends about how she treated me she finally responded and she said that I was rushing her. HAHA WOW thought if we had appointment set and she tells me she is ready, then she should be ready. Just wanted to let ya'll know just in case you wanted to call her and waste some time also.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...lanta/72401419

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72222235

The Sun didn't even shine on a dog's ass when I saw this chic 4 and a half months ago. Saw this chic on the first day of August by default. I was originally gunning for a chic on Lawrenceville Highway who I've been trying to see for the past 6 years now. Smdh. She flaked on me back then and she did the same thing again to me on that day. Smdh.

As soon as I got outside of her apartment complex and text her, she hit me back with the "I'm in session" nonsense. Yeah right! I know that flaking bullshit. Retarded ass!! Why even post, then? Smdh. Anyways, on my ride of shame back home, I started perusing the ads on Listcrawler for anything close by.

I spotted this chic's ad, as I've seen her posting for months, but every time I'd text her, she'd tell me that she was waaay out in Covington, Georgia. That's waay to far out there for me to travel. This time though, surprisingly, she told me that she was on Glenwood Ave in a house. That's always nice to hear. She was only 15 minutes away from me at the time, so I told her that I would come check her out.

She text me the address and I was already in route to her house. I got to her neighborhood and noticed that I was headed to an old dilapidated house right down the road from the Publix supermarket. Smh. The usual with these broads. I figured this bish was probably Air BnB ing it over there. I pulled up to her long ass driveway where her neighbor was mowing his lawn.

I text her that I arrived and she text me back telling me to park in the back. All communications were done via text with 1 police question asked. I parked in the back and headed around front to her door with her 2 nosey ass neighbors steering me all in the face. Damn, bishes! You could tell the nosey neighbors knew what the hell was going on next door.

I paid them no mind and walked up to her rickety door and knocked on it. The door swung open a few seconds later with a black chic hiding halfway behind it. I walked on in and said my greetings as she said absolutely nothing to me. Typical hoodrat greeting. She closed the door behind me and walked into the very cluttered and full ass room.

This chic was wearing a white tank top with obviously nothing underneath. Her hair was short, nappy, and a whole mess. She also had the typical hoodrat scowl on her face. You could tell this bish had a whole lot of attitude by her demeanor and posture. Oh well. She only quoted me $60 for a qv and that's rear these days, so I guess I'll take it.

I tried to engage her in meaningless conversation, but she wasn't having it. She was tight lipped and kept that scowl on her face the whole time. Smdh. She looked like a good 5'5-5'6 130 lbs flat. I eventually handed her the cheddah, after getting tired of her mean mugging me, and she counted it and put it off somewhere. She then pulled out a condom, placed it on the bed and started texting on her phone. Ok.

I guess that was my cue to get ready. I stripped all the way down to my Christmas suit and waited on her next move. She told me to sit on her bed, as she placed the condom on my dry dick, leaned over, and gots' ta' sucking. The sucking was weak!! She sucked on the tip only with little to no suction. Typical hoodrat head.

After 90 seconds of covered tip sucking, she tried to start the session in doggie. Ahh ma'am. I'm limp as Boy George's wrist. Ridiculous! I told her that I needed a little more mouth, as I wasn't even remotely hard yet and she gots' back to sucking. More of the same resumed. 90 more seconds of tip sucking suckie and she told me to "come on". Ok.

She then leaned over the bed with her left leg on the hardwood floor and her right leg up on the bed with her cellphone in hand. Smdh. I asked her if she could get up fully on the bed and she replied, "No". I also asked her if she could take her tank top off, so that I could see her in her full glory and she also replied, "No". This chic was absolutely non-compliant. Whatever.

I made the best of it and tried to slide inside of her with a soft dick from the back. I couldn't get in because of my limpness and I also felt that this chic was mostly likely dry. I reached for my astro glide lube in my basketball shorts and applied a liberal amount to the slab. I then tried to force my prick inside of her for the next 3 minutes. The whole time she was playing around on her phone and paying me no mind at all. Smdh.

I finally was able to will myself into somewhat of an erection and force a 3/4th's boner inside of her. I could tell that if I didn't have any lube, I would have never been able to penetrate her at all. Her pucchii was small, tight and dry! I worked with it for a good 2 minutes before she turned around and asked me if I nutted yet. Smh. She said that it was starting to hurt, as she feels dry.

Bish, that's because you are dry. Ya dry pucchii bish! Good thing I had sense enough to bring some damn lube. I busted a weak nut shortly after her telling me to hurry up and nut because of her discomfort. I withdrew immediately and she got off the bed with her phone in hand, still playing around on it. I removed the spent shell with some tissue inside of my shorts pocket with no help from her at all.

She had nothing to clean up with as well. Typical. I started gathering my rags together, as she made a b-line for the front door and opened it immediately, ready for me to leave. Smh. I got dressed as she stood at the open door texting and waiting for my exit. I walked out, said my condolences, and she just grunted at me me while still paying all of her attention to her phone. Retard!!

As soon as I stepped foot out of the door, she quickly slammed the door shut behind me. Smh, again. This chic is your typical dry pucchii ghetto hoodrat bish with a scowl on her face and attitude to match. I know some guy on here said that she's his regulars, but dude you must have really low low standards. This chic is full of attitude, she came to the door a hot mess, and her pucchii was dry as fuck.

I can't really see anyone with a hard dick over 5 inches getting inside of her without any lube. Some of you dudes must have a really small dick! This is definitely a hell no on a repeat and I advise no one with a hard dick over 5 inches or even 1 braincell in their head to visit this chic. She didn't stink below the belt, but she did stink above the neck. Full of attitude and ratchetness.

I now see that she's doing outcalls only and I don't really know what her ratchet ass is thinking. She'll be coming to your residence with her disheveled self and ghetto ass attitude. She's really a $40 qv chic, with a somewhat of a nice body. She never took her top off, so I couldn't judge her body thoroughly. She had a nice athletic ass, flat stomach and looked like A cup tits.

A definite no repeat for me, obviously. Save your money!! I'll give her a "6" in looks, because of her body and a "2" in performance. I should have stayed home.

[Peter Johnson]

Any chicks that'll let you buss all in the pussy?

Of course. Check the "BBBJ and BBFS" thread.

[DroppinDkOff]

Any chicks that'll let you buss all in the pussy?

[GimpedChef]

Visiting Marietta area. Any suggestions of any short petite GFE providers? Thanks for the info.

[Peter Johnson]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72184035

then she tells me while I'm on my way to bring a condom? As if I'm not already paranoid that I'm walking to a hotel with cash. Is walking in with a condom and cash criminalizing, although I didn't go into details about the act through texting?

I agree with you, and if a woman texts me to bring a condom, in the same conversation where money was mentioned at all, then I bail on the session and don't show up.