Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Bater]

Lucky Spa, Carlton Hills.

I needed a little variety, so with the help from previous reviews I elected to check out what the normally desolate Santee had to offer. I tracked down the number and sent a text requesting a time (x:30) and duration (hour). Within a few minutes I had a reply, yes for the request and please come.

I arrive and noticed another car in the lot. I am greeted at the locked door by a quite shapely MILF dressed for her assets, who leads me to one of the smallest rooms in an AMP I've seen. She mentions in halting English to wait 10 minutes and takes the HF (60) and leaves. Indeed, 10 minutes later she reappears and is trying to explain something, but between accent and broken English, not much sense was coming through. She starts jabbering into her phone and it tells me that my hour is now a half hour and another client is coming at the hour.

Now, I'm bare-assed on the table and she already has the HF, but waving a ten as the difference between the half and hour. What to do? What to do?

Okay, let's see what we can salvage. She starts with a half-assed massage. Because the table is up against the wall (the room is that small), she climbs up on top of me to do some of the massage, such as it is. After a few minutes of this, she climbs off and dress comes up and down, presenting her assets, including some significantly firm MMs (Really. No fun playing with these babies. They're just for show). I pull out $. 40 which she okay's and heads out the door, grabbing the "refunded" ten on her way out. She's back with supplies and we're off to business. However, there's a monitor in the room and she's watching it for the next dude instead of paying any attention to me. Sure enough, at 5-till the hour, another car pulls up. She puts into overdrive for the finish. She gets me off and puts the dress back together and chases after Incoming, who just discovered the locked door. She puts him in a different room and comes back with a washcloth as I'm getting myself together.

Back in my car, I text the number and express my disappointment in getting a QV when I requested an hour. Ok was the reply and then stated the she (the attendant) was very good. Yeah! At sucking up money. I put all the blame on the call-taker who was doing the scheduling. She had 3 guys stacked within an hour. That 10 minuets I had to wait was her finishing up Door No. 1. It seems like you get a half hour or less regardless of what you ask or pay for. The gal at the spa was the only one there and handling the situation as she could. I did ask the gal her name, twice, but what came out was so unintelligible that I could not make sense out of either utterance. Hopefully, after reading this, it won't be necessary.

Strike three: This is not< sour grapes; I'm just putting down what I saw. It is, however, an extension of the whole experience. Especially in contrast to spas like Vitality and Serenity, this place is the dumpiest AMP I've been in. I mentioned the small rooms (no swinging the cat! Beyond that, the table had only the permanent covering on it. No sheet, no towels, no disposable cloth, no nothing! I suppose it cuts down on laundry, but sanitary isn't a thing here. I did not realize that was the case until I was getting dressed. Ditto for the pillow that was produced: it was some oblong throw pillow for a couch with no covering either. The bathroom toilet worked fine (a plus), but the sink took the prize. It is a blue plastic deep sink with a spray nozzle more suited for washing pets than hands. The only soap was big bottle of Kirkland body wash. If you're thinking what I'm thinking. ? For the extra point: in the sink was a plastic dish that held an empty disposable douche bottle. Sorry, I need to take a shower. Again. I guess I have another reason to stay out of desolate Santee.

[FunmnGuy]

Hey gents,

Looking for a recommendation on a provider with big natural tits. HE is fine. Thanks in advance.

It's definitely Erma's Anna. She has natural DD cups. And her personality is also very good. Never rush She also likes to make a bit of erotic jokes LOL.

[Ryan1979]

I'm with you guys. Like I said, I'm 40 and always horny- and prefer to hobby with girls in their 20's and 30's, as that scratches my itch and fulfills my fantasies. I admit though, I've have had some sessions with "MILFS" who are probably 50 ish (always in an AMP and luck of the draw. Not what I seek out). 60's and 70's, no way! Hopefully in 20 years, when I'm 60, I'll still be a horny bastard, and maybe then I'll think differently (probably not, I'm sure I'll still be seeking out 20 and 30 years olds). I hope you fellas stay horny bastards for a long time as well LOL. Stay safe.

Mr MuffMan.

From the worlds smartest man. LOL.

[Ryan1979]

It's my understanding that many of these ads are not written by the spa owner, so they're dependent on the lackey that writes it for them. Note, Erma has corrected their ad.

Also, a lot of these spa owners don't fully understand the acronyms used on forums or other ads they copy from. Like the pictures of girls on these ads, I take anything said with a grain of salt.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/259977

Clearly states BBFS.

ߟBBFSߟBBBJCIMߟkissߒyoung at 20'sߟno young no charge ߒ all want.

Is this just more BS advertising like Yoyo at Erma's?

Anybody get BBFS at VIP?

Thanks.

[Mr MuffMan]

No offense, but you boys be revealing your age. The thought of me banging one of my 60 year old grannies friends is a little nauseating, but I'm sure they appreciate you horny old goats.

Ain't no lighting dim enough for me or my touch to recognize a woman that old. I hope to still be sexually active in my senior years so I can only hope to still be having fun like you guys.

I'm with you, TC! No way in hell will I have sex with a granny, if she looks it or I know her age.

I'm with you guys. Like I said, I'm 40 and always horny- and prefer to hobby with girls in their 20's and 30's, as that scratches my itch and fulfills my fantasies. I admit though, I've have had some sessions with "MILFS" who are probably 50 ish (always in an AMP and luck of the draw. Not what I seek out). 60's and 70's, no way! Hopefully in 20 years, when I'm 60, I'll still be a horny bastard, and maybe then I'll think differently (probably not, I'm sure I'll still be seeking out 20 and 30 years olds). I hope you fellas stay horny bastards for a long time as well LOL. Stay safe.

Mr MuffMan.

[Monster224]

Merry Christmas guys!

Once again, I was lucky to have yet another "Mind blowing" experience, with that absolutely stunning GND, hot sexy exotic Superstar, Mina. I didn't think our first tryst could get any hotter. It did! I really wish that I were allowed to share all of the sizzling hot intimate details on everything that went down, but I made a promise.

Mina, treated me like the #1 VIP man in her life, and for that, I feel eternally grateful & flattered. She's knows, & I know, and that's all that matters.

There girls at VIP, are uniquely special, & are hand's down, at the head of the class! The only thing I can think that they may want to consider changing, is their name.

Maybe to: "VIP Envy" Because they (VIP), are truly the "Envy, of every other AMP, in San Diego County ATM!

Merry Christmas girls! Wishing you all a very happy, healthy, safe, & success $$ full, New Year!

She is a gem, and I truly and totally agree with your review. If I would add anything it would be her expert and great massage. But like one of the brothers suggested you should call ahead and make an appointment. I believe she going be here till the end of the month, and she told me she will be at their new location in downtown San Diego.

[Psydwaiz]

Hey gents,

Looking for a recommendation on a provider with big natural tits. HE is fine. Thanks in advance.

[The DudeInSd]

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/259977

Clearly states BBFS.

ߟªBBFSߟªBBBJCIMߟªkissߒ¯young at 20'sߟªno young no charge ߒ all want.

Is this just more BS advertising like Yoyo at Erma's?

Anybody get BBFS at VIP?

Thanks.

[Dark Knight619]

Christmas Day. Mia. 108. She spent 5 minutes disinfecting my wiener. Was rewarded.

[Zehe123]

Apologies Zehe123 for my previous brief response. Got your PM and appreciate your words.

Went to Healthy to get Lucky, literally and figuratively, and she informed me that Yoyo and Emily are at Erma.

Thanks for the info. Greatly appreciated. I been craving yoyo since she got all those positive reviews (and keeps getting them). Just got to male time now LOL. Thanks again.

[Monster224]

Merry Christmas guys!

Once again, I was lucky to have yet another "Mind blowing" experience, with that absolutely stunning GND, hot sexy exotic Superstar, Mina. I didn't think our first tryst could get any hotter. It did! I really wish that I were allowed to share all of the sizzling hot intimate details on everything that went down, but I made a promise.

Mina, treated me like the #1 VIP man in her life, and for that, I feel eternally grateful & flattered. She's knows, & I know, and that's all that matters.

There girls at VIP, are uniquely special, & are hand's down, at the head of the class! The only thing I can think that they may want to consider changing, is their name.

Maybe to: "VIP Envy" Because they (VIP), are truly the "Envy, of every other AMP, in San Diego County ATM!

Merry Christmas girls! Wishing you all a very happy, healthy, safe, & success $$ full, New Year!

She is a gem, and I truly and totally agree with your review. If I would add anything It would be her expert and great massage. But like one of the brothers suggested you should call ahead and make an appointment. I believe she going be here till the end of the month, and she told me she will be at their new location in downtown San Diego.

[PeterPeer]

Okay. I haven't seen anyone mention it, so I'm going to ask the question directly.

Does Cici have a mole above the left side of her lip (our right, if facing her directly)?

Last time I went (a little over a week ago), I saw a gal, who looked a little bit like Cici, but I didn't recall Cici having a mole when I first met her during my session w / Lisa. No name was given during the initial meeting and I asked later, thinking it was a new girl, and she said her name was "Yuyu", but I've never seen anyone mention a Yuyu at VIP.

And yes, I'm 100% sure I was at VIP, before anyone asks that silly-ass question. LOL.

A few days ago I called to make an appointment. But they asked a lot of questions. Anyway I didn't feel well. So I decided maybe I would try it next time.

[Kunilingus]

Gave myself a Yoyo for Christmas today. Enjoyed unwrapping her and she enjoyed my eggnog. Merry Christmas everyone!

http://adultsearch.com/california/sa...y-rubs/1743573

Not sure why I ended up at this location but I am glad I did. Yoyo took me to the back room. She's petite, and very young, one of my types I like. I asked for an hour paid the house and left the tip on the table. I enjoy massage so I wanted both. Massage was decent good for being a bit hammered. On the flip I asked what was on the menu and when she asked if all the money on the table was for her she started to undress. Absolutely beautiful. The MP in Ohio you never see someone so hot. I wanted to give her a little massage so she laid on her back. After some hand play and she started to get wet she leaned over and started BJ. I wanted to move into 69 but she said "you no need to make me happy I like make you happy". She was sweet and hot and was into it. So I climbed up and she put the Hat on. Started in Mish sucking on here sensitive nips, then pulled her legs up over and after about 10 min busted. It was great. Really into it which made it more fun. Then she asked if I wanted more massage and I said hell yeah. Then pulled out the oil and gave another 10-15 massage. She waited with me for my uber. Would absolutely recommend. Would go back.

[Ryan1979]

I decided to give myself a present on Christmas Eve and stopped by. A decent looking MILF was outside smoking, turned out to be the mamasan and only one working. Jenny brought me to the room, place was clean and inviting. Things went down hill from there, I attempted to "feel out" the situation, no clothes stay on, on the flip, the only option is standard HE. By this time I just want to get out of there. She walks me out to the door with water and when I tipped her $40 she got all fussy. Luckily we were at the front door so I was out of there. And that's how my Christmas gift turned out to be a lump of coal.

Apparently Santa Clit thought you were naughty. Haha. Merry Christmas mongers!

[DragonWolf]

Damn. If that's the case I might just stay away from that place.

It looked like a large mole, so I sure fucking hope it wasn't the H.

I screen regularly, but now you've got me wondering if I need to go off-cycle.