Massage Parlor Reports

[BarneySanders]

I can vouch for Bonita Harmony, a recent visit had me leaving very happy.

I would agree with your assessment of Macao. Not a customer oriented shop.

[Flanorm]

My plumber recently mentioned a dream he had in Naples.

Harmony. Standard house fee, decent massage but covered the entire time. Nothing. He said it wasn't with Belinda. Won't return unless he could see her. A bit of a disappointment.

Macao. Not a bad looking masseuse, 5/10 face 6/10 body, good attitude, upbeat. Standard house fee, decent massage, teasing at the end. Pushed for standard rate for an HE but she kept trying to upsell him, which he didn't like. BJ and FS is on the table, but he stuck with a HE for. 6 - Not normally what he likes to pay but he had the cash on him and was disappointed in Harmony experience. A maybe on if he returns.

I can vouch for Bonita Harmony, a recent visit had me leaving very happy.

[Jimmyh9]

Been to Tranquility Spa (on Colonial near Midpoint Bridge) couple of times. Got LuLu both times. Decent massage. Very happy with the service provided. When I was leaving saw another yoouger girl with dark hair. Anyone know her name or anything about her?

Thanks!

[Nienhull]

No, I typed Japanese so I think I meant Japanese.

Sent you a PM. I'm LOCAL! LOL.

[Gotj17]

Harmony. Standard house fee, decent massage but covered the entire time. Nothing. He said it wasn't with Belinda. Won't return unless he could see her. A bit of a disappointment.

If you weren't offered any HE at Harmony, that's on you for some reason. Maybe you're too young. Maybe you were aggressive. Maybe you did something else that LuLu didn't like. All first timers will get LuLu because Belinda runs the place. If you get her then LuLu is busy.

Decided to give Harmony a go today it had been awhile between parlors visits. The other reviews were spot on. Older masseuse which is generally ok with me but you can tell they cater to the older crowd. Once in the room I stripped down face down on the table. In came Li Li I believe she said her name was. The massage actually was pretty amazing and as good as some legit massages I have paid for. Being my first time she was a bit careful but we soon got over that. The flip was good and a standard HE. I'm not sure if more is on the table but I may go back and give it a try. Overall a nice experience and I'm definitely relaxed. Stay safe gents.

I've always had good times at Harmony. There has been a lady called Lulu, she's been there for years. That could be the name you're trying to remember.

What I like about that place is that besides offering a variety of options, they always give an excellent massage.

Your probably right that it was LuLu that I saw. Excellent massage. Is more on the table there? Being a first timer there I didn't want to push it.

Options depend on how you treat her and if you've been there before. Everything can be available if you go often enough and are kind.

All summer long, and continuing now, I have been happy with the massage and service at Harmony Spa on Bonita Beach Rd. Two older ladies who know who to treat an older man who does not want the pressure of performing. If you are looking for energetic sessions with young hot spinners that are shipped in and out, would no6 t recommend. If you want to relax and be pampered, then I would.

My electrician seconds that. They may be older in that shop, but he's an older fellow, too, and always leaves very relaxed after good conversation and a few laughs.

They are older ladies that rarely change out unless one goes on vacation. So if you are an older gentleman and treat them right you will great a great massage with a HE with more options available as time goes by. And it is a great massage. The best of any AMPs that I've been to. I went last week and enjoyed another great experience.

[Below Me]

Only rogue agents reply to SW FL CL ads these days. Did you find the ad under Gigs or Resumes, LOL. Last time I plucked someone off CL was 2019 or so. We have much better options at our disposal. Stay safe fam.

So it was hip to score on CL in 2019 but gauche in 2021? Who decided this? This forum is to share information another finding pussy. Doesn't matter where. You find it, report on it, then find some more. Maybe CL will be cool again in 2022. Happy New Year.

[Hdintally]

Thought I was doing a favor for the mongers here and possibly saving them some $$. Guess I'll know better in the future. Happy New Year.

Appreciate feedback. Yar never know where you can find a diamond in the rough.

[BarneySanders]

Thanks for the intel. Perhaps additional visits would yield additional benefits. With the same lady.

My pool guy stopped by Zen and there was a Latino white MILF at the desk. Very nice clean new place he reported. Cute slim Asian provider. Given the previous review he proceeded with caution but with purpose. He said that he carefully started brushing her legs with no push back, so he proceeded to next stages of engagement. Yadayadayada. 7/10 massage, 8/10 provider looks, 9/10 technique, 8/10 overall for a simple experience. Limited menu and roaming he said, but no haggle, no upsale, humble pleasant provider. He said he would repeat. YMMV. Be nice to the ladies fellas and stay safe.

[BarneyInBonita]

Only rogue agents reply to SW FL CL ads these days. Did you find the ad under Gigs or Resumes, LOL. Last time I plucked someone off CL was 2019 or so. We have much better options at our disposal. Stay safe fam.

Thought I was doing a favor for the mongers here and possibly saving them some $$. Guess I'll know better in the future. Happy New Year.

[JeffreyScott]

So I TOFFT by visiting the Zen Den Massage that was advertised on CL with a full body massage for $60. Located on Livingston Rd. Near Pine Ridge in a plaza. On entry there was an Indian male at the desk. While speaking with him an attractive Asian female came from the back to welcome me and tell me sh;ed be my therapist. I signed in for the $60 1 hour special, massage started out as normal, minimal draping before no draping.b The therapist was maybe 30, cute, good English saying she'd been in the US for 8 years. The massage was very good, nothing at all sensual about it nor was there any indication that more was offered or available. When I left there was an Indian female sitting at the desk, he was also there. Bottom line is good massage, no extras.

Thanks for the intel. Perhaps additional visits would yield additional benefits. With the same lady.

[JSuper]

No, I typed Japanese so I think I meant Japanese.

I quoted the wrong person. It was ppuf or something who didn't want to mention where he went and was being vague. Kind of like you were being as well since you don't want to wait.

[MadMax321]

Only rogue agents reply to SW FL CL ads these days. Did you find the ad under Gigs or Resumes, LOL. Last time I plucked someone off CL was 2019 or so. We have much better options at our disposal. Stay safe fam.

So I TOFFT by visiting the Zen Den Massage that was advertised on CL with a full body massage for $60. Located on Livingston Rd. Near Pine Ridge in a plaza. On entry there was an Indian male at the desk. While speaking with him an attractive Asian female came from the back to welcome me and tell me sh;ed be my therapist. I signed in for the $60 1 hour special, massage started out as normal, minimal draping before no draping. The therapist was maybe 30, cute, good English saying she'd been in the US for 8 years. The massage was very good, nothing at all sensual about it nor was there any indication that more was offered or available. When I left there was an Indian female sitting at the desk, he was also there. Bottom line is good massage, no extras.

[BarneyInBonita]

So I TOFFT by visiting the Zen Den Massage that was advertised on CL with a full body massage for $60. Located on Livingston Rd. Near Pine Ridge in a plaza. On entry there was an Indian male at the desk. While speaking with him an attractive Asian female came from the back to welcome me and tell me sh;ed be my therapist. I signed in for the $60 1 hour special, massage started out as normal, minimal draping before no draping. The therapist was maybe 30, cute, good English saying she'd been in the US for 8 years. The massage was very good, nothing at all sensual about it nor was there any indication that more was offered or available. When I left there was an Indian female sitting at the desk, he was also there. Bottom line is good massage, no extras.

[Thor1313]

My toll booth collector suggested that I should explain myself with regard to my last post. I was just throwing my 2 into the pre-pay discussion, and not trying trying to advertise for that Japanese chick. I've never had to wait or "come back in an hour" to see her, and I plan on keeping it that way. When the hayseeds and Canadians go back home after season, I'll share the info.

You must mean:

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...a/787793027232

No, I typed Japanese so I think I meant Japanese.

[JSuper]

You must mean:

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...a/787793027232

My toll booth collector suggested that I should explain myself with regard to my last post. I was just throwing my 2 into the pre-pay discussion, and not trying trying to advertise for that Japanese chick. I've never had to wait or "come back in an hour" to see her, and I plan on keeping it that way. When the hayseeds and Canadians go back home after season, I'll share the info.