Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

Downey isn't bad. Much nicer than Norwalk and the north end of the city has multi-million dollar houses. I lived there for 24 years. Not anymore. I live 30 minutes away now, but still go back to get serviced when I can sneak away.

Of course there's duds there like there are anywhere else in this hobby, but with 5 places that have been around for 25 years you have to consider it reliable. My suggestion in todays world is Downey therapy on Paramount between Imperial and Firestone. They have both Asian and Latina, some hotties and some typical meh AMP girls. Everything is available there. Havana is fine if you want nuru. Expensive for HJ only but they have some hotties and they get completely naked right away.

[Eddy68]

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

Best massage parlors is Lomita. One in every block. Downey I have had duds before I visit.

Family I pop that nut in that area and have not been impressed.

[PriscillaM]

They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.

No braggies here, but I created the term fucken Downey. There was a gal at a strip club many years back who gave the best hand job ever. Ever. Ever. Period.

She was from Downey.

So we all called her Juliette from fucken Downey.

As I recall, it is adjacent to Norwalk and looks like shit. But you are right, I may just do a road trip.

[PriscillaM]

Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.

Not going to lie, I called Goldfinger to see if I could get a finger up my asshole. Closed.

I also do not celebrate Christmas. You can look at the unedited version of Sanhedrin to find out why, but even I realize that Christmas is the biggest holiday since June teeth, so anyone (including me) trying to get an Asian handshake should be embarrassed.

[Grimmy23]

Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?

They should just change the name of the city to that. LOL. Seriously, Downey has at least 6 MPs that I know of, and most have been around for 25+ years, and most have some pretty good talent. I know it's a haul for you west side folks, but it's reliable as hell.

[BennyRava]

Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?

Yeah, tried out 2 spots near me only to find they were closed. Wasn't much else to do for someone who doesn't share the religion behind Christmas at all. Seemed as good a day as any to visit an AMP from where I'm standing.

[Wicker555]

I am such a fucken pussy I cannot believe it. I called the other day to Goldfinger, 5 girls working Amy, Emily, Vanessa, Selena and Bella.

I figured I would go wild and just walked in. A pudgy gal with midriff showing and a nice miniskirt with a mask answered at the half door. If this girl was on the user forums for hot young Asians, they would be dragging their balls over concertina wire to hear her fart on the phone. I was going to ask to see more girls, but I get so fucken uptight at that foyer, I just went in with Amy. I think I may have seen her before, or was it Emily, I fucken cannot remember.

Anyhow, she kept talking and when she flipped me she has this fat body and small tits and really is just not attractive in any way.

On the way out I saw the entire lineup -.

Vanessa is the older one with the big fake rack and the face that looks like Mary from Chens.

Selena is this fat girl who looks like she spends her free time eating five bowls of yoshinoya.

Emily is older and had a beat face..

Well this is disappointing. I know you were a top supporter of the finger. Between this and the decline of the fig, not sure where to head next.

[PriscillaM]

Still pretty new at this and I don't celebrate Christmas myself so it's made even weirder.

What should I expect from an average AMP today? Will they even be open or will most be closed?

Will they be expecting anything extra for the holiday?

Not that it mattered, but all the respectable ones were closed. Havana in fucken Downey may have been open. But seriously, who goes to an MP on the moved from spring, saturnalia ripoff of a holiday?

[BennyRava]

Still pretty new at this and I don't celebrate Christmas myself so it's made even weirder.

What should I expect from an average AMP today? Will they even be open or will most be closed?

Will they be expecting anything extra for the holiday?

[LngTimeMongr]

Any mongers know or any massage parlors who offer bare services like BBBJ or FS in Culver City local area or the greater LA area.

Try chirocare in Culver.

[PriscillaM]

I have told you fucks at the league office a thousand times. First, I do not roll on shabbos and second. NEVER use the shitter at Goldfinger.

I am being sent out by amy and walking that hallway. I am elated that no one is in any of the rooms and I will make my exit without meeting any monger.

Sure as Raggedy Ann circles back when asked about old Joe dying of arthritis, a monger in a mask is climbing out of the bathroom like he just shit a bowling ball. Fuck, I needed to see that like I needed to see Mary's beaver at around 4 pm on a weekday.

That bathroom is like a phone in a hotel room, you never use it.

[PriscillaM]

I am such a fucken pussy I cannot believe it. I called the other day to Goldfinger, 5 girls working Amy, Emily, Vanessa, Selena and Bella.

I figured I would go wild and just walked in. A pudgy gal with midriff showing and a nice miniskirt with a mask answered at the half door. If this girl was on the user forums for hot young Asians, they would be dragging their balls over concertina wire to hear her fart on the phone. I was going to ask to see more girls, but I get so fucken uptight at that foyer, I just went in with Amy. I think I may have seen her before, or was it Emily, I fucken cannot remember.

Anyhow, she kept talking and when she flipped me she has this fat body and small tits and really is just not attractive in any way.

On the way out I saw the entire lineup -.

Vanessa is the older one with the big fake rack and the face that looks like Mary from Chens.

Selena is this fat girl who looks like she spends her free time eating five bowls of yoshinoya.

Emily is older and had a beat face.

Bella is somewhat better. I will ask for Bella next time.

[PriscillaM]

Would be interested myself in some recos for CC, Cheviot Hills, Beverlywood.

Ben law, you know the real estate market very well in the areas you mention. There are no MPs at all in Century city or cheviot hills. There are some places on pico both east and west of Beverly glen, but they are all useless.

If by CC you mean culver city. The place across from the big lots, I think it is lucky foot, is set up worse than the eagles secondary for any purpose, including FS, but yes, the odds are good that you can get fucked there but the goods are odd.

The one place never mentioned on here in 11870 Santa Monica upstairs. If you like Latina whales with bad attitude who do rush fucking, that one is an option.

[CandyMan555]

I called today and was told Candy was available Any info?? PM is fine Thanks CM.

[Pahittare]

Would be interested myself in some recos for CC, Cheviot Hills, Beverlywood.

I've gotten bbbjs twice at Blue Sky on Venice blvd, only asked for it those times. All other times I've gotten a HJ.

At Lucky foot and body massage on sepulveda I once got a BBBJ and cfs by a cute girl, second time it was covered BJ and cfs by a not so good looking lady, haven't been back since. Their ads suggest they offer BBFS, but I don't think anyone there will actually offer it, try it and let us know?