Escort Reports

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72222235

The Sun didn't even shine on a dog's ass when I saw this chic 4 and a half months ago. Saw this chic on the first day of August by default. I was originally gunning for a chic on Lawrenceville Highway who I've been trying to see for the past 6 years now. Smdh. She flaked on me back then and she did the same thing again to me on that day. Smdh.

As soon as I got outside of her apartment complex and text her, she hit me back with the "I'm in session" nonsense. Yeah right! I know that flaking bullshit. Retarded ass!! Why even post, then? Smdh. Anyways, on my ride of shame back home, I started perusing the ads on Listcrawler for anything close by.

I spotted this chic's ad, as I've seen her posting for months, but every time I'd text her, she'd tell me that she was waaay out in Covington, Georgia. That's waay to far out there for me to travel. This time though, surprisingly, she told me that she was on Glenwood Ave in a house. That's always nice to hear. She was only 15 minutes away from me at the time, so I told her that I would come check her out.

She text me the address and I was already in route to her house. I got to her neighborhood and noticed that I was headed to an old dilapidated house right down the road from the Publix supermarket. Smh. The usual with these broads. I figured this bish was probably Air BnB ing it over there. I pulled up to her long ass driveway where her neighbor was mowing his lawn.

I text her that I arrived and she text me back telling me to park in the back. All communications were done via text with 1 police question asked. I parked in the back and headed around front to her door with her 2 nosey ass neighbors steering me all in the face. Damn, bishes! You could tell the nosey neighbors knew what the hell was going on next door.

I paid them no mind and walked up to her rickety door and knocked on it. The door swung open a few seconds later with a black chic hiding halfway behind it. I walked on in and said my greetings as she said absolutely nothing to me. Typical hoodrat greeting. She closed the door behind me and walked into the very cluttered and full ass room.

This chic was wearing a white tank top with obviously nothing underneath. Her hair was short, nappy, and a whole mess. She also had the typical hoodrat scowl on her face. You could tell this bish had a whole lot of attitude by her demeanor and posture. Oh well. She only quoted me $60 for a qv and that's rear these days, so I guess I'll take it.

I tried to engage her in meaningless conversation, but she wasn't having it. She was tight lipped and kept that scowl on her face the whole time. Smdh. She looked like a good 5'5-5'6 130 lbs flat. I eventually handed her the cheddah, after getting tired of her mean mugging me, and she counted it and put it off somewhere. She then pulled out a condom, placed it on the bed and started texting on her phone. Ok.

I guess that was my cue to get ready. I stripped all the way down to my Christmas suit and waited on her next move. She told me to sit on her bed, as she placed the condom on my dry dick, leaned over, and gots' ta' sucking. The sucking was weak!! She sucked on the tip only with little to no suction. Typical hoodrat head.

After 90 seconds of covered tip sucking, she tried to start the session in doggie. Ahh ma'am. I'm limp as Boy George's wrist. Ridiculous! I told her that I needed a little more mouth, as I wasn't even remotely hard yet and she gots' back to sucking. More of the same resumed. 90 more seconds of tip sucking suckie and she told me to "come on". Ok.

She then leaned over the bed with her left leg on the hardwood floor and her right leg up on the bed with her cellphone in hand. Smdh. I asked her if she could get up fully on the bed and she replied, "No". I also asked her if she could take her tank top off, so that I could see her in her full glory and she also replied, "No". This chic was absolutely non-compliant. Whatever.

I made the best of it and tried to slide inside of her with a soft dick from the back. I couldn't get in because of my limpness and I also felt that this chic was mostly likely dry. I reached for my astro glide lube in my basketball shorts and applied a liberal amount to the slab. I then tried to force my prick inside of her for the next 3 minutes. The whole time she was playing around on her phone and paying me no mind at all. Smdh.

I finally was able to will myself into somewhat of an erection and force a 3/4th's boner inside of her. I could tell that if I didn't have any lube, I would have never been able to penetrate her at all. Her pucchii was small, tight and dry! I worked with it for a good 2 minutes before she turned around and asked me if I nutted yet. Smh. She said that it was starting to hurt, as she feels dry.

Bish, that's because you are dry. Ya dry pucchii bish! Good thing I had sense enough to bring some damn lube. I busted a weak nut shortly after her telling me to hurry up and nut because of her discomfort. I withdrew immediately and she got off the bed with her phone in hand, still playing around on it. I removed the spent shell with some tissue inside of my shorts pocket with no help from her at all.

She had nothing to clean up with as well. Typical. I started gathering my rags together, as she made a b-line for the front door and opened it immediately, ready for me to leave. Smh. I got dressed as she stood at the open door texting and waiting for my exit. I walked out, said my condolences, and she just grunted at me me while still paying all of her attention to her phone. Retard!!

As soon as I stepped foot out of the door, she quickly slammed the door shut behind me. Smh, again. This chic is your typical dry pucchii ghetto hoodrat bish with a scowl on her face and attitude to match. I know some guy on here said that she's his regulars, but dude you must have really low low standards. This chic is full of attitude, she came to the door a hot mess, and her pucchii was dry as fuck.

I can't really see anyone with a hard dick over 5 inches getting inside of her without any lube. Some of you dudes must have a really small dick! This is definitely a hell no on a repeat and I advise no one with a hard dick over 5 inches or even 1 braincell in their head to visit this chic. She didn't stink below the belt, but she did stink above the neck. Full of attitude and ratchetness.

I now see that she's doing outcalls only and I don't really know what her ratchet ass is thinking. She'll be coming to your residence with her disheveled self and ghetto ass attitude. She's really a $40 qv chic, with a somewhat of a nice body. She never took her top off, so I couldn't judge her body thoroughly. She had a nice athletic ass, flat stomach and looked like A cup tits.

A definite no repeat for me, obviously. Save your money!! I'll give her a "6" in looks, because of her body and a "2" in performance. I should have stayed home.

[Peter Johnson]

Any chicks that'll let you buss all in the pussy?

Of course. Check the "BBBJ and BBFS" thread.

[DroppinDkOff]

Any chicks that'll let you buss all in the pussy?

[GimpedChef]

Visiting Marietta area. Any suggestions of any short petite GFE providers? Thanks for the info.

[Peter Johnson]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lanta/72184035

then she tells me while I'm on my way to bring a condom? As if I'm not already paranoid that I'm walking to a hotel with cash. Is walking in with a condom and cash criminalizing, although I didn't go into details about the act through texting?

I agree with you, and if a woman texts me to bring a condom, in the same conversation where money was mentioned at all, then I bail on the session and don't show up.

[Peter Johnson]

Red Flag #1, she doesn't accept cash. Cash is supposed to be King right?

I don't see a reasonable alternative to cash, except maybe crypto. Although I paid some sugar babies with Paypal before...although in that case, the acct was not in my name and I used prepaid cards to send the funds.

[MrSwollDick]

I had texted with this one as well and seemed to have a attitude via text. Sometimes you just know as she poses with an attitude and her texts convo was a matter of fact. Know that doesn't mean anything of course but I passed on her several of times. I can't lie though, I was thinking of giving her a chance tho LOL.

Thank you bro for the post and sorry you got a bad one. She's seems all about Taking a dude. Only two positions Psssst!!

I'll stay clear of this one.

Happy Holidays The Grinch!!

I've been trying to see if this was worth to see, because her post and pics, videos are interesting, so Kelly Kash, have a verification, request a pic, but I didn't send because I'm not fan at, but looks like she trusted me when we interact between text by text, for make a short history, when to her place wish was a difficult to find over Marietta area on I75 when is many hotels there, I did find the place finally and processed to her room #, she's ok attitude must like business, talk for a little and go down to business, I pay for half wish is high for my taste, and honestly is not worth at all, was a very lame experience, she star on the BJ cover and after 3 minutes she ask if was ready obviously I was not, I told her to keep going and she stop after other 2 minutes, I was like fuck very lame, not excitement or enthusiasm at all, so I said whatever, she said only 2 positions, Mish or Doogie, I said Doogie, just to se her huge ass, she's very big, like from her pics put like 100 pounds more, so she's more like bww girl, ones I go from behind, I smell some horrible odor from her wish kill more the experience, obviously she wasn't fresh or showered, so yeah was horrible, I hit it for more like it for 4 minutes and I stop, I can hold the bad hygiene from her, so basically I was really disappointed, really poor hygiene, plus her looks is nothing compare from her pictures on ad, no worth at all, and I regret to see her because she charge a lot for half and the hour, . Unfortunately is no go for me ever.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...524/6786158932

[MrSwollDick]

Great pist and thanks for the heads up. That was definitely a scam and this Bish knew what she is doing. There's been a list scams and robs listed recently. You did the Vet move to a T, Leave. She's doing it because it worked in the past and some guys are thinking with their little head. It's probably her and her pimp or somebody else behind the pics.

Thanks for the heads up and be safe out there everyone. It's Robbing season like a mutha faker out there.

Happy Holidays.

Saw this post: https://atlanta.skipthegames.com/fem...y/055954817586.

Red Flag #1, she doesn't accept cash. Cash is supposed to be King right?

Still, I decided to try and set up a meet to test the waters. She easily gives me the rates and address and I'm on my way there. Once I'm there, she gives me her room # to the hotel, but says that I have to send the full donation before I come up. I was definitely not about to do that, especially on a first-time meet. Haven't seen your face or the room (which could have been fake also).

She then goes on about how she's an independent provider, worried about her safety, and blah blah blah. Doesn't change the fact that she wants the money before meeting face-to-face. I then say she doesn't seem legit, we could meet first in the hallway / stairs / elevator to ease any concerns. But then she tries to spin it on me by saying I must be a cop or something. She's going to block me. I was like most legit providers will do a LEO check or something before the session starts. There's literally no problem by me seeing you in person first, and sending the donation while once I'm in the room (which is still a risk on my part cause you may decide to not actually conduct the session). Still she goes back to the, I'm a cop bs.

I eventually leave, didn't feel like wasting anymore of my time on her. She does have some videos out there if you google her number. But again, without ever knowing who was in the room, I don't know if that's the same person or they're legit. Anyone willing to TOFTT, go through the process, and send the money before seeing her face, be my guess. But unless someone can confirm, I would steer clear of her.

[Manscaped88]

Saw this post: https://atlanta.skipthegames.com/fem...y/055954817586.

Red Flag #1, she doesn't accept cash. Cash is supposed to be King right?

Still, I decided to try and set up a meet to test the waters. She easily gives me the rates and address and I'm on my way there. Once I'm there, she gives me her room # to the hotel, but says that I have to send the full donation before I come up. I was definitely not about to do that, especially on a first-time meet. Haven't seen your face or the room (which could have been fake also).

She then goes on about how she's an independent provider, worried about her safety, and blah blah blah. Doesn't change the fact that she wants the money before meeting face-to-face. I then say she doesn't seem legit, we could meet first in the hallway / stairs / elevator to ease any concerns. But then she tries to spin it on me by saying I must be a cop or something. She's going to block me. I was like most legit providers will do a LEO check or something before the session starts. There's literally no problem by me seeing you in person first, and sending the donation while once I'm in the room (which is still a risk on my part cause you may decide to not actually conduct the session). Still she goes back to the, I'm a cop bs.

I eventually leave, didn't feel like wasting anymore of my time on her. She does have some videos out there if you google her number. But again, without ever knowing who was in the room, I don't know if that's the same person or they're legit. Anyone willing to TOFTT, go through the process, and send the money before seeing her face, be my guess. But unless someone can confirm, I would steer clear of her.

[MassageAwesome]

I've been trying to see if this was worth to see, because her post and pics, videos are interesting, so Kelly Kash, have a verification, request a pic, but I didn't send because I'm not fan at, but looks like she trusted me when we interact between text by text, for make a short history, when to her place wish was a difficult to find over Marietta area on I75 when is many hotels there, I did find the place finally and processed to her room #, she's ok attitude must like business, talk for a little and go down to business, I pay for half wish is high for my taste, and honestly is not worth at all, was a very lame experience, she star on the BJ cover and after 3 minutes she ask if was ready obviously I was not, I told her to keep going and she stop after other 2 minutes, I was like fuck very lame, not excitement or enthusiasm at all, so I said whatever, she said only 2 positions, Mish or Doogie, I said Doogie, just to se her huge ass, she's very big, like from her pics put like 100 pounds more, so she's more like bww girl, ones I go from behind, I smell some horrible odor from her wish kill more the experience, obviously she wasn't fresh or showered, so yeah was horrible, I hit it for more like it for 4 minutes and I stop, I can hold the bad hygiene from her, so basically I was really disappointed, really poor hygiene, plus her looks is nothing compare from her pictures on ad, no worth at all, and I regret to see her because she charge a lot for half and the hour, . Unfortunately is no go for me ever.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...524/6786158932

Nothing worse than a woman with a great body (I like big butts and I cannot lie) but a stank attitude and service. Kills the experience. Thanks for TOFTT.

[Tormented84]

Hopefully her rates are not by the pound!

Unfortunately I regret, for what she charge is ridiculous, I did it because you expect a great service, no even close.

[Clicker]

I've been trying to see if this was worth to see, because her post and pics, videos are interesting, so Kelly Kash, have a verification, request a pic, but I didn't send because I'm not fan at, but looks like she trusted me when we interact between text by text, for make a short history, when to her place wish was a difficult to find over Marietta area on I75 when is many hotels there, I did find the place finally and processed to her room #, she's ok attitude must like business, talk for a little and go down to business, I pay for half wish is high for my taste, and honestly is not worth at all, was a very lame experience, she star on the BJ cover and after 3 minutes she ask if was ready obviously I was not, I told her to keep going and she stop after other 2 minutes, I was like fuck very lame, not excitement or enthusiasm at all, so I said whatever, she said only 2 positions, Mish or Doogie, I said Doogie, just to se her huge ass, she's very big, like from her pics put like 100 pounds more, so she's more like bww girl, ones I go from behind, I smell some horrible odor from her wish kill more the experience, obviously she wasn't fresh or showered, so yeah was horrible, I hit it for more like it for 4 minutes and I stop, I can hold the bad hygiene from her, so basically I was really disappointed, really poor hygiene, plus her looks is nothing compare from her pictures on ad, no worth at all, and I regret to see her because she charge a lot for half and the hour, . Unfortunately is no go for me ever.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...524/6786158932

Hopefully her rates are not by the pound!

[Tormented84]

I've been trying to see if this was worth to see, because her post and pics, videos are interesting, so Kelly Kash, have a verification, request a pic, but I didn't send because I'm not fan at, but looks like she trusted me when we interact between text by text, for make a short history, when to her place wish was a difficult to find over Marietta area on I75 when is many hotels there, I did find the place finally and processed to her room #, she's ok attitude must like business, talk for a little and go down to business, I pay for half wish is high for my taste, and honestly is not worth at all, was a very lame experience, she star on the BJ cover and after 3 minutes she ask if was ready obviously I was not, I told her to keep going and she stop after other 2 minutes, I was like fuck very lame, not excitement or enthusiasm at all, so I said whatever, she said only 2 positions, Mish or Doogie, I said Doogie, just to se her huge ass, she's very big, like from her pics put like 100 pounds more, so she's more like bww girl, ones I go from behind, I smell some horrible odor from her wish kill more the experience, obviously she wasn't fresh or showered, so yeah was horrible, I hit it for more like it for 4 minutes and I stop, I can hold the bad hygiene from her, so basically I was really disappointed, really poor hygiene, plus her looks is nothing compare from her pictures on ad, no worth at all, and I regret to see her because she charge a lot for half and the hour, . Unfortunately is no go for me ever.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...524/6786158932

[Eslide3]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...502/4703177936

Been so close to dreaming with this one, very hit / miss with responding & open to extras but, I dunno just seems like she has demons and sleeps the day away.

Her ads disappear for awhile, and I don't know how accurate the pix are either.

She's a junkie if over ever met one. Cool person, but strung out.

[Member #6047]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...502/4703177936

Been so close to dreaming with this one, very hit / miss with responding & open to extras but, I dunno just seems like she has demons and sleeps the day away.

Her ads disappear for awhile, and I don't know how accurate the pix are either.

She posts fairly regularly. Pics are accurate. She's not easy to make a date with, but she's alright if you can get a hold of her.