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  1. #16199

    I love this latest mantra Coochie

    Quote Originally Posted by CoochieEater  [View Original Post]
    I dunno. Ask Jimmy Swaggart! Jimmy was (and still is) a nationally famous preacher man who has a pipeline to Jesus. Back in the 80's he got caught with a hooker. Bow-fucking-Wow! Jesus Christ, shit the bed, batman. I've seen better faces on Iodine bottles. (For you young kids, that was skull and crossbones). Anyway he tearfully admits his sin, then runs off and does it again with an even uglier hooker. So I guess the act is its own punishment. Who knows why there are chubby chasers, guys who like CBT, adult babies or women who stink? Give me a slim, young black babe with big puffy lips (yep on her face and on her Vajayjay), and a nice round spankable booty. When I close my eyes I don't want to see Cruella Rottencrotch sucking my dick as my last memory of an attempt at a good time.

    Coochie (I ain't fucking anything over half my age, nope, 1/3 my age) Eater.

    God Bless You All.
    I adhere to this pledge as well. Nothing over half my age, not quite to the 1/3 limit, although some fall into that category. Most are easily younger than my own kids or could even be my grandchildren! I catch some flak from friends who are aware of my preferences in younger women. ("Past her bedtime " or "did I bring along the car seat" I just laugh, as I enjoy the young, tight and energetic benefits, and don't have to deal with the bs from an older woman at home.

    God Bless You Coochie.

    Stay safe and satisfied.

    Daddio.

  2. #16198

  3. #16197
    Quote Originally Posted by VikingPride  [View Original Post]
    No I don't think that is her. Probably about 95% sure. But dang I would like to tap that from behind again.
    Sure looks like the girl, the bed and the bedroom I remember. But then again, memory does get bleary.

  4. #16196
    Quote Originally Posted by NuruGurus  [View Original Post]
    Bro why the fuck if you're paying for women would you pay for this? Here's my advice, buy something that doesn't look like it came out of the swamp.
    I have to hope it's a niche thing, as I'm sure she is charging the same rates as a girl who doesn't have scabs or lives in crime-plagued pigstye.

    I look at it this way. I've had a 9/10 with her lips wrapped around me and to this day it doesn't feel quite... real. The memory is like looking back on a pornhub vid. It turns out she was working on an addiction. One that didn't take a toll on her yet. My gut tells me that most swamp creatures were at least a 6-7/10 in their youth. In their drug-addled mind, they still try to market themselves that way. For the guys, there's probably a power fetish involved in hiring a girl who is now on her last legs and can barely hold a dick at this point. You also get to play savior by tipping her in the end, knowing full well she'd crawl back to you in a few hours if you wanted it. I've used a rapidly devolving uggo in the past, only because she really worked for it. Every head-bob was delivered with 110% effort and for minimal cost. There comes a point in this pastime, where you have to ask yourself if you deserve better as well. I can actually rest easy when handing my cash over if I know full well she's not going to blow up up her arm in the next 30 minutes.

  5. #16195

    She's visiting Milwaukee

    Seniors if you want to know. PM me. She's great at massages.

    https://preferred411.com/P351464

  6. #16194

    Harlet Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Incredulous411  [View Original Post]
    https://harlothub.com/united-states/...e-escorts.html

    Iv looked around on this site a few times over the last year or so. Has anyone had any in person interactions from here.

    Many to most are seemingly obvious scams. I have never seen any ads with local #s. Iv texted with a couple and they spoke regular English but iv never gotten to far with the convo.

    Hopefully this doesn't cause anyone to get scammed if you've never heard of the site. But I'm rather curious.
    If they were legit, we would recognize a few of the providers. I personally do not recognize a single one. Plus too many non-local area codes.

  7. #16193

    Praise Jesus!

    Quote Originally Posted by NuruGurus  [View Original Post]
    Bro why the fuck if you're paying for women would you pay for this? Here's my advice, buy something that doesn't look like it came out of the swamp.
    I dunno. Ask Jimmy Swaggart! Jimmy was (and still is) a nationally famous preacher man who has a pipeline to Jesus. Back in the 80's he got caught with a hooker. Bow-fucking-Wow! Jesus Christ, shit the bed, batman. I've seen better faces on Iodine bottles. (For you young kids, that was skull and crossbones). Anyway he tearfully admits his sin, then runs off and does it again with an even uglier hooker. So I guess the act is its own punishment. Who knows why there are chubby chasers, guys who like CBT, adult babies or women who stink? Give me a slim, young black babe with big puffy lips (yep on her face and on her Vajayjay), and a nice round spankable booty. When I close my eyes I don't want to see Cruella Rottencrotch sucking my dick as my last memory of an attempt at a good time.

    Coochie (I ain't fucking anything over half my age, nope, 1/3 my age) Eater.

    God Bless You All.

  8. #16192

    Scam info

    https://youtu.be/J5UoYbu62CQ

    I was watching NatGeo's Mariana van zeller " romance scams" episode.

    This guy has dozens of videos everyone should check out.

  9. #16191
    Quote Originally Posted by MrHayness  [View Original Post]
    Delivered, what was agreed upon, but it was a rush job.

  10. #16190
    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyXX94  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone seen her recently? Hoping to give her a try before the year ends.

    https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...i/653240399035
    Seen, her like a week ago. I would avoid, loose cannon. Changes the deal.

  11. #16189

    Chanel Monae -- Sanity and a nice GND

    https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...e/592995481612

    + Nice GND, tall and thick (not BBW), safe, sane, literate and clean.

    - Not GFE, no kissing, translated, price point above menu (1. 5 hh).

    Boy do I wish the menu was more inclusive because it's rare to encounter someone safe, sane, clean and, well, who sounds like a nice person.

    I think her marketing should be reworked as a safe and sane girl next door. They are in short supply these days.

  12. #16188
    Quote Originally Posted by MrHayness  [View Original Post]
    Bro why the fuck if you're paying for women would you pay for this? Here's my advice, buy something that doesn't look like it came out of the swamp.

  13. #16187

  14. #16186

    Violet

    Quote Originally Posted by Asianfever69  [View Original Post]
    It sure looks like her. Check out her ad on the monkey.
    No I don't think that is her. Probably about 95% sure. But dang I would like to tap that from behind again.

  15. #16185

    Backpage

    Quote Originally Posted by Incredulous411  [View Original Post]
    https://harlothub.com/united-states/...e-escorts.html

    Iv looked around on this site a few times over the last year or so. Has anyone had any in person interactions from here.

    Many to most are seemingly obvious scams. I have never seen any ads with local #s. Iv texted with a couple and they spoke regular English but iv never gotten to far with the convo.

    Hopefully this doesn't cause anyone to get scammed if you've never heard of the site. But I'm rather curious.
    The title page says Backpage. Just out of curiosity I clicked an ad and my iPhone froze. I went into my Safari history to re-open it and it was labeled "The 100 best Backpage escorts in Milwaukee WI". We all know how long Backpage has been gone. I doubt any of those pics were real to begin with, but even if they were I can only imagine what they look like now.

    HS.

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