EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ApplePiePussy]

In the "cuddle" world, it's mostly a legit, platonic practice. I hesitated to even share a link. There's some subtle yet suggestive language in the profile, but I would go into it expecting only what's advertised. If the girl wasn't so young and attractive with Euro features and a willingness to explore massage, I wouldn't have mentioned it here at all.

(Losing Backpage only muddled the waters for clients and massage professionals alike, but I digress).

Well I for one appreciate you looking outside the box. We need some creative thinking around here because it's gotten dry.

[Dr Manhattan]

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.

In the "cuddle" world, it's mostly a legit, platonic practice. I hesitated to even share a link. There's some subtle yet suggestive language in the profile, but I would go into it expecting only what's advertised. If the girl wasn't so young and attractive with Euro features and a willingness to explore massage, I wouldn't have mentioned it here at all.

(Losing Backpage only muddled the waters for clients and massage professionals alike, but I digress).

[Pau Ford]

Am I to assume that some or most of these girls don't mind a little extra squeeze on certain body parts?

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.

[Pau Ford]

Am I to assume that some or most of these girls don't mind a little extra squeeze on certain body parts?

No you should not assume that. You should assume the opposite. You'll get one here and there that doesn't mind, but most of them its a no-no.

[Bkmsw]

Not sure if any of you ever explored the "professional cuddler" route. If you search on cuddlecompanions. Org, there's a very young, slender, and vaguely Euro-looking girl in Naperville who seems to be open to tantra, massage, and "releasing tension. " Seems to prefer outcall, so that's a no-go for me.

This is above my usual price point and with time restrictions that I am working with normally it would be out of the question. But in a couple of weeks I will have some free time that I normally do not enjoy. Am I to assume that some or most of these girls don't mind a little extra squeeze on certain body parts? Is the price all inclusive or better question, are there reviews on some of these women? I am getting tired of the quality of qv girls. I don't mind the qv per say but the mechanical ways the girls operate does not seem to satisfy me much lately. Looking to try something different. Any insights would be helpful.

B.

[Dr Manhattan]

Not sure if any of you ever explored the "professional cuddler" route. If you search on cuddlecompanions. Org, there's a very young, slender, and vaguely Euro-looking girl in Naperville who seems to be open to tantra, massage, and "releasing tension. " Seems to prefer outcall, so that's a no-go for me.

[TheWimp]

Why would anyone want contact info for a "therapist" who cancels and no shows?

I didn't ask the mongers who've sent me pm already. The berwyn visit was a last minute cancelation. I didn't mind because its a part of this hobby I am use to. The no show was a reference to my previous post for a different therapist/location.

[ElJefe69]

I went to see a new Euro but the session was canceled after I already arrived. If your interested in the contact info, send me PM. This is two cancelations and a no show within a weeks time. Someone must be looking out for TheWimp.

Why would anyone want contact info for a "therapist" who cancels and no shows?

[TheWimp]

I went to see a new Euro but the session was canceled after I already arrived. If your interested in the contact info, send me PM. This is two cancelations and a no show within a weeks time. Someone must be looking out for TheWimp.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I suppose the $200 question is... who are the younger, attractive Euros with real massage skills that are willing to provide even modest extras?

Yep. I'd like to know that as well! Agree with prior comment the market has bifurcated high end for young hotties and low end for older MILF's. A couple independents like IP have figured out that business model in the sweet spot with quality massage and nude finish for 200/ hr in a nice private location. She's sweet but she's also getting a little older and is not euro anyway. A friendly good looking euro could fill a parlor schedule with L1 services in the $160-200 range (topless-nide). And anything <40 yo would probably count as "young" these days.

[EyeEatAss]

Where abouts.

Popped in 4 a heavenly massage. Needed a few knots worked out. Frumpy looking early 50's M. T. With cans that needed it's own zip code! She asked me what area needed special attention. She gave me a coy look when I told her "my thighs". She took one more glance as she handed me a towel and told me to. " please cover myself"! She whispered," If that's possible" on the way out.

The massage was excellent! Laying on my stomach for 20 minutes she worked everything out. Then it happened (sorta). She lightly ran her fingertips along the upper side of my thighs. I felt uncomfortable due to my schlong being in an uncomfortable position due to swelling. I raised my hips and shifted my cock downwards between my thighs. She had to have seen it when she readjusted the towel to cover me up. I could sense her looking at my schlong as she finished the upper thighs with some "accidental" brushes to my balls.

On the flip the towel swung open exposing my soldier. She quickly draped me, but I noticed she took a quick glance at my prober. She stared intently in my eyes as she ran both hands up and down my thighs. I stared back and noticed her massive nipples poking from her shirt. The towel split open exposing all my glory that was streaming pre-cum down my shaft and balls! She stopped, crossed her arms, stared and said," You're going to have to do something about that before the next time you come"!

As we finished up she grabbed a towel and wiped off the lotion (as well as the cum) off me. She even firmly gripped my schlong (towel covered) and again advised me to take care of that before my next appt. As she said that she clenched her fist and flicked it up and down indicating jerk off before visiting.

I tipped her. 6 and on the way out she gave me her biz card with her cellie on it. That's another story for another time.

[ApplePiePussy]

I'd simply let the aging EMP ladies go quietly into the night and transfer all of my activities to the hotel agencies if even a few of them actually provided a quality massage. I also agree with the previous comment that their back or neck no longer allow for a comfortable massage experience on a generic mattress. Given that I first got into this hobby at the same age as many of these established Euros, it's something I'm willing to overlook at this point.

I won't lie, finding a young Euro with skills and a table in a studio would be the unicorn in this situation. Katja at Solar was the last one for me that fits that criteria. Even then, I never had to pay her more than 160 for a topless HJ. Spending 200+ on a hotel Euro for her looks alone would only be a small step above getting a full-contact lapdance in order to meet my needs.

If the only thing available is an HJ and this is becoming increasingly true, then I would much rather be in a parlor with a quality massage. Before 2018, the Euro bodyrub places offered CBJ and DATY as standard. Not all the girls did DATY and it was a highly YMMV type of thing but this was pretty much the routine. In that type of arrangement, I wasn't interested that much in the massage. But the girls from this new agency are different. I've gotten DATY and BBBJ from one girl. FIV and FOV from a couple others. But all the rest have only offered HJ with clothing upgrades. So imagine paying 200 for the hour for a crappy massage, then 40 or 80 to get her naked. That's just not worth it on any level. But people are paying it. And the reason they are paying it is because the girls are in their 20's and early 30's and are, for the most part, hot.

Massage Miracle used to have younger talent but those girls are long gone. I just don't see things improving in this dying niche unless the cost goes up and even then, it's hard to compete with the above.

[Dr Manhattan]

When someone says something like "attractive euros in the suburbs " or having lunch with a cute girl on thumbtack, I'd rather that be shared vs trying to guess, imo.

My comment about "Heavenly" is simply about a Heavenly location that I haven't scouted yet. I don't travel south that far, so I can't comment firsthand. I believe people are reluctant to speak about it because as a chain that business is mostly legit. Unlike CT, which exists solely to satisfy this small audience of massage enthusiasts. It's probably wise to keep Heavenly in the dm's.

I'd simply let the aging EMP ladies go quietly into the night and transfer all of my activities to the hotel agencies if even a few of them actually provided a quality massage. I also agree with the previous comment that their back or neck no longer allow for a comfortable massage experience on a generic mattress. Given that I first got into this hobby at the same age as many of these established Euros, it's something I'm willing to overlook at this point.

I won't lie, finding a young Euro with skills and a table in a studio would be the unicorn in this situation. Katja at Solar was the last one for me that fits that criteria. Even then, I never had to pay her more than 160 for a topless HJ. Spending 200+ on a hotel Euro for her looks alone would only be a small step above getting a full-contact lapdance in order to meet my needs.

[TheWimp]

When did that happen? I cancelled on Solar last Friday and she was pissed. I had great times with her as trusted regular and sometimes, complete miss.

Seraph. It (Solar call) happened this week. PM me if you would like details. I've never been to solar. However I use to have Sara visit me for outcall. The first session I had with Sara was excellent but the remaining sessions I had were not worth the money spent.

[PeteMusk]

Where abouts.

It is the ct or creative therapies building, to avoid anyone else having to play detective. Several old ladies at this point, operating there.

Sometimes it feels like re trying one of them might make them younger but it doesn't, LOL.

When someone says something like "attractive euros in the suburbs " or having lunch with a cute girl on thumbtack, I'd rather that be shared vs trying to guess, imo.