Massage Parlor Reports

**RubMePls** · 12-22-21 18:59

Ah yet another newbie bamboo post to share.

Dreamt of going in for a lady named Linda. Walked in didn't request anyone (Toto / Annie seem like the favorites).

Boy oh boy, never have I experienced anything like this. Really blows SGV out of the water in terms of HE only.

Pleasurable massage, no teasing, brushed away hands on the side.

The dream really started once the oil came out, and eventually working its way up the legs.

She teased the balls laying down. Focused on the gluteus Maximus. Played around the brown starfish with fingers. Then she got more oil and in it went.

I never had this done before I was in shock. It was oddly arousing but I eventually.

Opped it after a few minutes it was too intense.

She very sweetly continued the massage and on the flip she had excellent techniques with hands. I gently dreamed of asking to touch and she guided it under.

She has some really nice firm tits. Girls in their 20's would die for these tits.

No they aren't massive DDD or anything. But they are such full, firm and healthy C or Ds with the most smooth skin I've felt in a long time.

I would repeat with Linda even though I've heard great praise of others.

She did everything on her own and didn't discuss or complain of my dreamt. 4 tip.

I'm really trying to figure out where FC Lucy is as I'm being a smooth brain and literally cannot figure it out. I need some MASSIVE Asian melons soon.

**HeadorTail** · 12-22-21 18:53

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I have 30,000 moon pies. Boxes. I'm selling for a dollar a box come on they're going to make great stocking stuffers. LOL Slammers moon pies!! I'll autograph each box and deliver. LOL Headortails you need to buy 3000 boxes.

Sorry slammer. Didn't mean to moon you. It's moon cakes not pies. But yeah, I remember moon pies too.

**Slammer6008** · 12-22-21 18:04

Originally Posted by Dopema [View Original Post]

Dude it's Moon Cakes not Moon Pies LOL.

I have 30,000 moon pies. Boxes. I'm selling for a dollar a box come on they're going to make great stocking stuffers. LOL Slammers moon pies!! I'll autograph each box and deliver. LOL Headortails you need to buy 3000 boxes.

**JakeForTheWin** · 12-22-21 16:54

Originally Posted by MongerMan37 [View Original Post]

I second this. Could you please let us know how to get in contact with Melanie or Kat as you mentioned she goes by now? You mentioned an Instagram. Can you share the Instagram or if she has a posting on PD or Rubratings, please share. The only Kat I know of is Latina.

I third this LOL. Last time I saw her was at palms spa in April. Noticed she disappeared in September and regret not seeing her a second time. Been looking on PD but the only Kat I know of is the latina who used to work at Pearl Spa in Orange. I really need to see melody / melanie again. Also texted havana about her and they keep saying she's on vacation and don't know when she'll be back.

**Dopema** · 12-22-21 16:50

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

OK I just ordered a container of moon pies and I didn't know They were popular in China I used to eat those as a kid. Marshmallow in the middle and chocolate on top.

Dude it's Moon Cakes not Moon Pies LOL.

**Slammer6008** · 12-22-21 11:24

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

$1500 haha. Speaking of money went to Happy massage in Santa Ana. Lulu past the first week of how to please your man. Reached under the table for the two sided tape pulled up my $100 that said Merry Christmas from Slammer. I can't believe no body checked. My hint last week was it was under the table.

OK I just ordered a container of moon pies and I didn't know They were popular in China I used to eat those as a kid. Marshmallow in the middle and chocolate on top.

**SexySpam** · 12-22-21 01:28

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.

I almost spit up my coffee when she told me her new prices. Her massages are unrivaled but there's no chance I'm paying those kind of prices for just a HJ. I was a regular with her and was able to get some serious FIV but that's really it. Never tried to push for FS or BJ.

**Heartless Jay** · 12-22-21 01:20

Originally Posted by GoKipper [View Original Post]

How do we find this petite treat? Any contact info?

You really are a newbie. Post number 1 should be a tell, not an ask. Pay some dues, Kipper, then we'll gladly and enthusiastically help you out.

**Heartless Jay** · 12-22-21 01:16

Originally Posted by Dohma22 [View Original Post]

Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.

Oh man, have I been in those shoes a few times, sometimes it's bad enough to make the gag reflex kick in. Nothing worse than a smelly pussy, spinner or no spinner, a 100 percent boner buster. You'd think these girls would do everything possible to keep the vag clean. Wouldn't catch a mechanic leaving his tools out in the rain.

**RedRoddddd** · 12-22-21 00:39

Originally Posted by RedRoddddd [View Original Post]

Bring some ear plugs. Greater for your ears if she's a screamer, and great for your Nose if she's a stinker!

Check bedpage for OC, bodyrubs. Shows names on fake pics. Looks like Mekiala, name on pic, is in GG Moon spa today. B00 ty gurl?

**RedRoddddd** · 12-22-21 00:19

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.

Golden Hand Syndrome, I'm telling you it could be contagious.

265 isn't that like 3 trips to Bamboo, or two Nuru sessions anywhere else?

**RedRoddddd** · 12-22-21 00:15

Originally Posted by Dohma22 [View Original Post]

Back to Wellness in search of my Mekeila. Every time I text them I get the canned response with hours and location. Then I nag and nag asking who's working. We keep missing each other So I went anyway and was greeted by a 1/2 Thai 1/2 Chinese spinner names Joanne. Pretty cute maybe 80-90 lbs wet. 40 to the house and was told 160 as usual but I really only had 150 (screwed up and went to cash only bar prior) and of course she agreed to that amount "just this one time" LOL. It started great really friendly and pse, she really is a spinner, and I'm big, total body big not junior LOL so it was fun to pick her up and have my way, but after a few positions OMG it smelled like a dead fish had been rotting in her vag for weeks. So bad I had to speed it up and finish. I've had some bad hygiene providers before but never disproportionate to how well they look. She slipped me her # so I could book direct and I left it in the parking lot no thank you!

I had ptsd from the stink for the next 24 hrs 🥵.

Bring some ear plugs. Greater for your ears if she's a screamer, and great for your Nose if she's a stinker!

**StubbornMule** · 12-21-21 23:54

Originally Posted by Sbtzzx [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Krystal since her price increase? Same (limited) menu? Feels like an awful lot for what she offers.

Used to see her regularly; I remember a few years ago when she was just $165 for the hour. That was the deal of a lifetime! Now it's $265 for the same experience. A 60% increase in just a few years! I guess inflation is real.

She is top-notch, but her price increases have put her outside of my budget.

**Slammer6008** · 12-21-21 19:16

Originally Posted by HeadorTail [View Original Post]

Geez Slammer, that's going to cost you $10,000. I typically give red envelopes and moon pies for various holidays. If you do Chinese New Year that'll get you in the plus column even after missing Christmas. Every store in Westminster sells the moon cake and envelopes.

$1500 haha. Speaking of money went to Happy massage in Santa Ana. Lulu past the first week of how to please your man. Reached under the table for the two sided tape pulled up my $100 that said Merry Christmas from Slammer. I can't believe no body checked. My hint last week was it was under the table.