Escort Reports

[Aleak503]

I had my eye on this chick for months I seen her review and they are good. Finally I text her and she call me back gives me the address. I was close and when I get to a hootelby Miami spring in front of the Irish pub she stop answering. After 15 min calling and texting I gave up and said starting to leave when she called and tell me she is in the extended stay 2 min away. She was un the front she look super delicious. Once I park in the back she goes around I have gotten of my car and she goes hey is you. She look like she was I. Drug black eye and red arm, brushed leg. Immediately I said nope I'm looking for a friend and said I seen a guy walking to the front and while I was walking back a guy comes out saying where are you! There I raced to my car. Oo and she quoted me 120 qv.

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[Risque]

Fuuuuck, she's BBFS friendly? God damn it. I remember when she was starting out and charged $600/ hr. If I'd had known I would gladly dropped $600. At $1500, that's too much.

Who else have you seen besides Gema and Jewels?

Thankfully, she is. She wasn't before, but at the rate she's charging, provided you show her a recent (week) result of your sexual health, she is open to BBFSCIP.

A list of upscale providers I have the pleasure of seeing thus far include the following: Jewels Star (too expensive and hot garbage), Gema Ardiel (I wish she quit the profession, her lips are disgusting), Jasmine Cleopatra (probably the 2nd best provider I have seen - https://tryst.link/escort/jasmine-cleopatra), Gina Rollins (she d&d free but kinda nasty still), Sarai Minx (hottest black girl I've seen, she's reasonably hot), Ms. Penelope (best provider on tryst imo), Zanatti https://tryst.link/escort/million-13 = best BBFS I've had, but she's a scammer sometimes, and Londyn Solovely (https://www.instagram.com/lo.solovely/) = best BBBJ I have ever received, she was born to suck cock.

[Ronny Shoe]

Yea my dude I agree, just not too keen on traveling during COVID time. I had to try these upscale providers to see what all the hype was about, and I was left extremely disappointed.

That said, the best (and hottest) provider I have ever seen was Ms. Penelope: https://tryst.link/escort/penelope_ms777 (a must recommend for any BBFS + PSE lovers that are willing to drop her hefty donation. I think it's worth bc she's hot af).

Fuuuuck, she's BBFS friendly? God damn it. I remember when she was starting out and charged $600/ hr. If I'd had known I would gladly dropped $600. At $1500, that's too much.

Who else have you seen besides Gema and Jewels?

[Elmaji]

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Generally speaking she's seemed very uninterested in my meeting and not at the age most of you folks saying she is. Maybe if you don't speak Spanish you're really unable to pick up on the cues. I would say we had little chemistry and there wasn't even an attempt to create any which is probably the first I've seen with a provider. Imo if you want something good, stick to tryst.

[Artour]

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

What is the best (safest) city for this?

[JackStraw694U]

How trustworthy is 888 as an agency? I'm not going to get scammed by going through them am I?

Are there any recommendations on any Colombian or Venezuelan girls that specialize in BBBJ in the MIA region? Preferably closer to the beach and Brickell.

I have used them a dozen times and there is no scam. The girl has always been the one pictured. Service can be mediocre, but location is convenient to me.

[ChillyWilly325]

I'm not done. What if the girl had hair in her ass, what if she had big fake boobs that felt like a rock, what if she had a lumpy ass implant. What if she talked like a low life ghetto ho? What if she had body odor. What if she was bald and had a wig. What if she has sores all over. $1500, are you crazy?

To each his own, but never would I pay that, don't care raw or not pse or not.

[Risque]

I'm not done. What if the girl had hair in her ass, what if she had big fake boobs that felt like a rock, what if she had a lumpy ass implant. What if she talked like a low life ghetto ho? What if she had body odor. What if she was bald and had a wig. What if she has sores all over. $1500, are you crazy?

Most upscale providers that are charging these rates were former Playboy or Maxim models and maintain the highest level of hygiene because they're exclusive to only a select few gentlemen. These girls aren't your everyday ListCrawler or Babylon chicks, they actually take the time to maintain their hygiene and screen your sexual health extensively. They are also extensively reviewed on TER, but different members have different experiences so I thought I'd take the time to share mine. Unfortunately, these chicks all come with a seriously detestable ego. Let's be honest, I would rather have BBFS with a girl of this quality than some of the girls posted on the BBFS page. Nevertheless, they are costly and I wanted to share my rather awful experience with two of the six high-end providers I had the luxury of seeing this past year.

Am I crazy for dropping so much on high-end providers? Probably. Is it worth it? That depends if you can afford it. I'm not tryna catch smth from a low-end provider tho!

[BoBo15]

$1500 for an hour? Wow, how can anyone afford that? What if her pussy stunk or she had bad breath? Or an ugly mole? That would devastate me at that price.

I'm not done. What if the girl had hair in her ass, what if she had big fake boobs that felt like a rock, what if she had a lumpy ass implant. What if she talked like a low life ghetto ho? What if she had body odor. What if she was bald and had a wig. What if she has sores all over. $1500, are you crazy?

[ChillinFlorida]

Disclaimer: Yes, I can afford to drop lots on these high-class providers, because I only see providers 5-6 times a year.

Jewels Star - https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/3011915.htm.

This chick is literally the most overpriced escort I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Yes, her tits are amazing. Too bad they're beyond fake. Imagine charging almost 2 K for two hours and not offering BBFS. It's mind-bogging where these thots get their egos from. A "Former Playboy and Maxim Model." Damn, Playboy and Maxim must have really lowered their standards. Here's my review (you can see it on TER if you're a VIP member too):

I can respect her sky-high donation of $1,800 for 2 hours, as it promotes and fosters a certain sense of exclusivity. That said, I expected much more than the quality of service I received. I'm sorry but I won't be repeating, her donation does not warrant the type of service (or lack thereof) that she provides. And to add insult to injury, her fake body only compounds her monetarily oriented nature. To the average guy, I'd avoid seeing her if you're looking for a more PSE-type experience. And for GFE, you can get a much better deal with other providers. Upon arriving at her incall, I was greeted by a relatively attractive maxim model (I've hooked up with hotter ones that don't have fake tits like her). Everything seemed so mechanical and standard. She started with a bit of kissing, before giving me a BBJ which sloppily lacked enthusiasm. I went down on her and we 69'd for a bit before the cover went on. Now, if I'm paying $1,800 and had to provide my sexual history as part of the screening process, the least I'd expect would be BBFS. But everything had to be done with a condom. Given that I'm uncircumcised and her pussy is loose rather than tight, I couldn't finish despite us doing every position from (R) CG to missionary and doggy. Ultimately, I finished in her mouth. The experience wasn't worth it and I feel we didn't connect really well. I can tell Jewels is the type of girl that likes to see older men, so my age probably didn't bode well with her usual policies. She is simply not worth nearly $2,000, and there are hotter Maxim and Playboy models that will sleep with you for less. The lack of any bare service aside from the standard BBJ really just killed the mood overall.

Gema Ardiel - https://twitter.com/gemaardiel?lang=en.

This chick has the fakest lips I have ever seen, and her personality only makes it worse. A thot and time-waster, if I've ever seen one.

Upon sending a $100 donation through CashApp, she briefly ghosted me on WhatsApp and then sent me her incall location after 30 minutes. When it's past 3 AM, I finally arrive at her place. She can tell I'm genuinely exhausted, so she offers me a seat in her sofa so that we can talk and "de-stress." I should have realized this was a simple stalling tactic, but I was drunk and super horny. Anyway, she started talking nonsense about Finance and whatnot, and that's when I knew she was fully stalling. So, when we get to the bedroom, we agreed on a one-hour session, but she already wasted a good 40 minutes talking and stalling. She proceeded to kiss me which eventually did turn into a DFK. Her head skills are mediocre at best, and you'd think with her fake lip implants, she could suck better. She slips the condom on and applies a ton of lube since I'm huge (9.5 inches). Then we started fucking in every imaginable position until the time ran out. She asks me to give her my Leche (milk) in her, and I happily oblige. All in all, the experience was extremely mediocre and disappointing. I can tell Gema is a scammer who tries to hustle unsuspecting men. The worst part is she took my number and proceeded to tell most other Eros providers not to see me because I'm a client who actually wants to have sex for the whole hour. I mean if I'm paying for one hour, I expect at least 50 minutes of good sex. Suffice to say, at least a dozen other Eros providers blacklisted my number under my alias (pseudonym = Risque) because of Gema.

Fellas, this girl is a nut and not worth seeing. Her lips are almost as fake as her shitty personality. She scammed me out of $500 and wanted another $500 if I didn't finish cumming within 20 minutes. Please avoid seeing her. I'm looking out for everyone's best interest here!

I'd say the best provider I have had the pleasure of seeing is Ms. Penelope from Tryst. She is a bit pricy ($1500) but her figure and services more than makeup for it. Happy Holiday's fellas!

I don't know where you get hte idea BBFS comes with a hefty price tag. You would be fortunate to get BBBJ and kissing.

[BoBo15]

Yea my dude I agree, just not too keen on traveling during COVID time. I had to try these upscale providers to see what all the hype was about, and I was left extremely disappointed.

That said, the best (and hottest) provider I have ever seen was Ms. Penelope: https://tryst.link/escort/penelope_ms777 (a must recommend for any BBFS + PSE lovers that are willing to drop her hefty donation. I think it's worth bc she's hot af).

$1500 for an hour? Wow, how can anyone afford that? What if her pussy stunk or she had bad breath? Or an ugly mole? That would devastate me at that price.

[JetWade]

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

I'm visiting Colombia in February. What's the best place for women? I was thinking Bogota.

[Risque]

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.

Yea my dude I agree, just not too keen on traveling during COVID time. I had to try these upscale providers to see what all the hype was about, and I was left extremely disappointed.

That said, the best (and hottest) provider I have ever seen was Ms. Penelope: https://tryst.link/escort/penelope_ms777 (a must recommend for any BBFS + PSE lovers that are willing to drop her hefty donation. I think it's worth bc she's hot af).

[Skarabajo69]

Disclaimer: Yes, I can afford to drop lots on these high-class providers, because I only see providers 5-6 times a year.

Jewels Star - https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/3011915.htm.

This chick is literally the most overpriced escort I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Yes, her tits are amazing. Too bad they're beyond fake. Imagine charging almost 2 K for two hours and not offering BBFS. It's mind-bogging where these thots get their egos from. A "Former Playboy and Maxim Model." Damn, Playboy and Maxim must have really lowered their standards. Here's my review (you can see it on TER if you're a VIP member too):

I can respect her sky-high donation of $1,800 for 2 hours, as it promotes and fosters a certain sense of exclusivity. That said, I expected much more than the quality of service I received. I'm sorry but I won't be repeating, her donation does not warrant the type of service (or lack thereof) that she provides. And to add insult to injury, her fake body only compounds her monetarily oriented nature. To the average guy, I'd avoid seeing her if you're looking for a more PSE-type experience. And for GFE, you can get a much better deal with other providers. Upon arriving at her incall, I was greeted by a relatively attractive maxim model (I've hooked up with hotter ones that don't have fake tits like her). Everything seemed so mechanical and standard. She started with a bit of kissing, before giving me a BBJ which sloppily lacked enthusiasm. I went down on her and we 69'd for a bit before the cover went on. Now, if I'm paying $1,800 and had to provide my sexual history as part of the screening process, the least I'd expect would be BBFS. But everything had to be done with a condom. Given that I'm uncircumcised and her pussy is loose rather than tight, I couldn't finish despite us doing every position from (R) CG to missionary and doggy. Ultimately, I finished in her mouth. The experience wasn't worth it and I feel we didn't connect really well. I can tell Jewels is the type of girl that likes to see older men, so my age probably didn't bode well with her usual policies. She is simply not worth nearly $2,000, and there are hotter Maxim and Playboy models that will sleep with you for less. The lack of any bare service aside from the standard BBJ really just killed the mood overall.

Gema Ardiel - https://twitter.com/gemaardiel?lang=en.

This chick has the fakest lips I have ever seen, and her personality only makes it worse. A thot and time-waster, if I've ever seen one.

For 2000, you can take a trip to Colombia for a week, and fuck 2 or 3 hot girls a day for the whole week, those 2000 will pay for hotel, food and entertainment as well. SMH.