Massage Parlor Reports

[PhillipK1]

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

GOOD:

- Her massage skills are 7/10. Could use more pressure, but she uses oil and knows what she's doing.

- She's cute in a big titty MILF way.

- Will be mostly quiet if you stay quiet, and she'll chat if you want to chat.

NOT-SO-GOOD:

- 100% self service, and you won't touch her tits, ass, or pussy.

- Older so not a hot young thing.

- Only does outcalls.

One last thing: At least with me, she gets off watching guys jerk off and is very vocal with encouragement. If she charged the usual $200-ish per hour, I'd say absolutely no. But she's cheaper and you get what you pay for.

[Member #6913]

Not my normal provider at CLM but was in the area. House fee plus 140 got me CBJ, cfs, and dinner at the why. Good massage overall, she was funny and kind but definitely not my favorite. Overall she's chubbier than her pics I'd say 7/10 tops. Her ass was wonderful though. CBJ to start, little 69 action for a bit, cowgirl, then put her on all fours and pounded her out hard. She took it well, clenching the mattress ass up while I spanking it watching myself fuck her in the mirror. Would repeat but not the best in the building.

Nicol and another was there both looked good. Wanted one of them when I saw them LOL. Next time.

[DMichaels69]

She has a couple reviews on TER. I'm not a premium member but looks like if anything just HJ.

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

[CanadianGuy]

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

[SammiJoon]

Thanks for the info. Mind describing the body types of these girls?

COCO and Miki very similar petite coco has more curves and bigger tatas.

Judi fuller figure not fat not petite.

Eva the best boobs in Chicago flat ass.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Hi all, I tried searching for an answer but the bots tell me my search terms are too short.

Looking for a M P that reliablly provides something more than just an ol' L1. Looking for L2 or up but in a standard parlor setting meaning not someone's house. Also, the place at the busy intersection on Archer with the (cough) broken side door is on my radar and is known. Anywhere else that you count on for more than just a rub in a twist?

[BigJohn314]

Which airport? We've got 2 with options near each.

LOL, I was in such a rush I forgot to add I'll be very near Midway. Anything appreciated. I'd be glad to share info if you're ever in St Louis but my best advice is not to bother hobbying there with only a few exceptions.

[Wenger]

Greeting all, I'll be in town a few days and would love to find a girl preferably near the airport area that does a good Russian finish. Just need some big tits. I get all the rest taken care of but live to find some tits on the road. Any and all advice greatly appreciated.

Which airport? We've got 2 with options near each.

[Fit312]

Understand that these women who posted are terrified that their husbands are visiting these places. This is how they deal with their insecurities. And this personality is what actually sends their husbands out to find these places in the first place.

Not sure about this lady's marital status, but she does own an antique shop on the next block.

[BabyBoy2013]

Damn, now I want to go.

https://nextdoor.com/p/BN4HBNXdbZ78?view=detail.

Haven't had Tang in a while LOL so I stopped in. Didn't know this place had the heat on them LOL. So in my dream, I pulled up, called and they said come in. Was met by Coco, slender build probably early 30's. Maybe 7 on the scale. Was told $40 for half hour. So basically no real massage just fun. Wrapper provided but I had my own. Everything covered. Quick oral visit then a couple of positions,. I was out in 20 min. At least they don't charge for a massage then for extra, that was the good part. Anyways be safe guys.

[ApplePiePussy]

Tried some of the new talents in Belmont.

Coco look 8 age 20's menu open English limited massage non existence.

Judi look 7 age late 20's menus open English limited massage ok.

Miki look 7 age late 20 menus open English good massage good.

Still my favorite is Eva. Her menu may not be as open but her massage and communication are great.

Good luck and happy Holidays.

Chicago Reality Translation. Do this to all reviews and your expectations will be calibrated.

Coco look 7 age 30's menu open English limited massage non existence.

Judi look 6 age late 30's menus open English limited massage ok.

Miki look 6 age late 30 menus open English good massage good.

[ApplePiePussy]

Damn, now I want to go.

https://nextdoor.com/p/BN4HBNXdbZ78?view=detail

This is why places get busted. It's not random. It's not about stings on places that look suspicious. The sheriff's department has their hands full with gun crime. They are inundated. But then people like this lady will get all her tea friends to bombard the local police and alderman's office with phone calls. They will get fed up with the calls and then ask the sheriff's department to investigate. A couple women in their 50's and 60's will be arrested, mug shotted, and presented with a fine, but not the owners. The lady who posted will brag to her friends about how she saved some women from being trafficked. Meanwhile, those women are out of their rent payment and have dealt with a huge amount of stress and their immigration status is now compromised. A few months later, another shop with a similar name will open in another location. Therefore, at the end of the year, the net amount of shops and workers will be the same as at the beginning of the year. The only thing that changed is the location.

Understand that these women who posted are terrified that their husbands are visiting these places. This is how they deal with their insecurities. And this personality is what actually sends their husbands out to find these places in the first place.

[BigJohn314]

Greeting all, I'll be in town a few days and would love to find a girl preferably near the airport area that does a good Russian finish. Just need some big tits. I get all the rest taken care of but live to find some tits on the road. Any and all advice greatly appreciated.

[Scraggy]

I've been twice, the milking table is a unique experience. As stated, prices are high for services received. They offer discounts for confirmed reviews which is why they have so many reviews, they also run like 4 ads but have some with reviews disabled which forces all the semi-paid reviews to the remaining ads.

Sounded like a box to check so I went in. Booked ahead and was greeted by Mandy, new to the place. I don't doubt that the reviews of Yady, Tina and others on RR are true but Mandy really didn't know what she was doing. Asked for their "signature' services MSOG, prostate milking, nuru. Paid $$$ for the hour and received none of the above. Lame massage, fun mutual shower HJ and done on the dot at 60 min. I think at least CBJ is on the menu, though. If you're going to try it, be sure you're getting one of the tried and true regulars. This was a real disappointing amateur hour.

[Mexidan]

Wanted to see April. Happy that I called ahead to schedule because she was busy at the hour I planned on arriving. Arrived at scheduled time and was met at the door by beautiful April. She takes me to her room which has a nice sized bigger bed / table. Nice c-cup boob job that is unnoticeable until touched, it looks natural on her. On the flip, she acts sweet and I melted. Paid the tip. CBJ & RCG to start, then she does this side thing that hit the spot. Gives me a table shower to finish the time. . 4 for 30 minutes and $. 2 tip. April confirms that she is leaving in one week. Will be sad to see her go.