Massage Parlor Reports

[Clint22]

This is why places get busted. It's not random. It's not about stings on places that look suspicious. The sheriff's department has their hands full with gun crime. They are inundated. But then people like this lady will get all her tea friends to bombard the local police and alderman's office with phone calls. They will get fed up with the calls and then ask the sheriff's department to investigate. A couple women in their 50's and 60's will be arrested, mug shotted, and presented with a fine, but not the owners. The lady who posted will brag to her friends about how she saved some women from being trafficked. Meanwhile, those women are out of their rent payment and have dealt with a huge amount of stress and their immigration status is now compromised. A few months later, another shop with a similar name will open in another location. Therefore, at the end of the year, the net amount of shops and workers will be the same as at the beginning of the year. The only thing that changed is the location.

Understand that these women who posted are terrified that their husbands are visiting these places. This is how they deal with their insecurities. And this personality is what actually sends their husbands out to find these places in the first place.

This man speaks the truth. Particularly that last paragraph.

[Mitsom]

Hi guys,

Reverting to the "fun" CC tomorrow and want to see if there are any AMPs that are good credit card for L2/ L3 for house fee and tip. Most get reluctant about the tip part. I'll be in north towards Irving / Lincoln Square / North City area. Can also venture west city. Thanks in advance.

I would never use a CC for house fee and certainly not for extras. Therefore I don't know who would accept this. If an AMP has a house fee of $60 or whatever, how would they explain charges of $100/ $200 in billing? Doesn't seem wise.

But I replied to ask why you don't just get a cash advance from your card? Seems that would be the way to go.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Hi guys,

Reverting to the "fun" CC tomorrow and want to see if there are any AMPs that are good credit card for L2/ L3 for house fee and tip. Most get reluctant about the tip part. I'll be in north towards Irving / Lincoln Square / North City area. Can also venture west city. Thanks in advance.

I don't know of any that want the tip on your card. House fee is fine but tip; no. I suggest using the card to get cash from the ATM first, or just go to the bank.

[Member #6913]

Hi guys,

Reverting to the "fun" CC tomorrow and want to see if there are any AMPs that are good credit card for L2/ L3 for house fee and tip. Most get reluctant about the tip part. I'll be in north towards Irving / Lincoln Square / North City area. Can also venture west city. Thanks in advance.

[ApplePiePussy]

The tease is very good too and will play with your balls and base of your cock while you jerk. Man, if she would only stroke my cock. Had me begging every time.

This is common with a lot of Asian parlors. Sometimes I think it's because they are afraid of LEO and for good reason in this city. Other times I think the girl just doesn't want to do the deed because that becomes a different designation in their heads. So long as they are only teasing, they are not escorting in their minds. It's the same reason some girls only do HJ while others do L2 and L3. It's not always about money despite what people here will lead you to believe. If you are attractive enough and your massage is quality enough, you will have plenty of clientele just doing strict massages. If you allow SS, you will have even more and make 30 percent more. This is the reality of the market. There is a demand for these places because the married guy feels like he isn't cheating if he services himself.

[MwmChicago]

I've seen her 3 times and she does give a really damn good massage and does so topless with just her panties on. Huge tits all over my back and face and she will let you touch. The tease is very good too and will play with your balls and base of your cock while you jerk. Man, if she would only stroke my cock. Had me begging every time.

$120 for a solid 90 minute massage and I typically give her $40 tip or $20 and gram or two of weed. I would see her every week if she just sucked my dick. She is a cool chick despite the lack of BBBJ.

GOOD:

- Her massage skills are 7/10. Could use more pressure, but she uses oil and knows what she's doing.

- She's cute in a big titty MILF way.

- Will be mostly quiet if you stay quiet, and she'll chat if you want to chat.

NOT-SO-GOOD:

- 100% self service, and you won't touch her tits, ass, or pussy.

- Older so not a hot young thing.

- Only does outcalls.

[CanadianGuy]

GOOD:

- Her massage skills are 7/10. Could use more pressure, but she uses oil and knows what she's doing.

- She's cute in a big titty MILF way.

- Will be mostly quiet if you stay quiet, and she'll chat if you want to chat.

NOT-SO-GOOD:

- 100% self service, and you won't touch her tits, ass, or pussy.

- Older so not a hot young thing.

- Only does outcalls.

One last thing: At least with me, she gets off watching guys jerk off and is very vocal with encouragement. If she charged the usual $200-ish per hour, I'd say absolutely no. But she's cheaper and you get what you pay for.

Thanks! Her ad says "sensual" massage. SS isn't sensual LOL. Any teasing involved or does she keep a fair bit of distance from the boys LOL?

[PhillipK1]

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

GOOD:

- Her massage skills are 7/10. Could use more pressure, but she uses oil and knows what she's doing.

- She's cute in a big titty MILF way.

- Will be mostly quiet if you stay quiet, and she'll chat if you want to chat.

NOT-SO-GOOD:

- 100% self service, and you won't touch her tits, ass, or pussy.

- Older so not a hot young thing.

- Only does outcalls.

One last thing: At least with me, she gets off watching guys jerk off and is very vocal with encouragement. If she charged the usual $200-ish per hour, I'd say absolutely no. But she's cheaper and you get what you pay for.

[Member #6913]

Not my normal provider at CLM but was in the area. House fee plus 140 got me CBJ, cfs, and dinner at the why. Good massage overall, she was funny and kind but definitely not my favorite. Overall she's chubbier than her pics I'd say 7/10 tops. Her ass was wonderful though. CBJ to start, little 69 action for a bit, cowgirl, then put her on all fours and pounded her out hard. She took it well, clenching the mattress ass up while I spanking it watching myself fuck her in the mirror. Would repeat but not the best in the building.

Nicol and another was there both looked good. Wanted one of them when I saw them LOL. Next time.

[DMichaels69]

She has a couple reviews on TER. I'm not a premium member but looks like if anything just HJ.

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

[CanadianGuy]

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/3860064.htm

Any reports on this one?

[SammiJoon]

Thanks for the info. Mind describing the body types of these girls?

COCO and Miki very similar petite coco has more curves and bigger tatas.

Judi fuller figure not fat not petite.

Eva the best boobs in Chicago flat ass.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Hi all, I tried searching for an answer but the bots tell me my search terms are too short.

Looking for a M P that reliablly provides something more than just an ol' L1. Looking for L2 or up but in a standard parlor setting meaning not someone's house. Also, the place at the busy intersection on Archer with the (cough) broken side door is on my radar and is known. Anywhere else that you count on for more than just a rub in a twist?

[BigJohn314]

Which airport? We've got 2 with options near each.

LOL, I was in such a rush I forgot to add I'll be very near Midway. Anything appreciated. I'd be glad to share info if you're ever in St Louis but my best advice is not to bother hobbying there with only a few exceptions.

[Wenger]

Greeting all, I'll be in town a few days and would love to find a girl preferably near the airport area that does a good Russian finish. Just need some big tits. I get all the rest taken care of but live to find some tits on the road. Any and all advice greatly appreciated.

Which airport? We've got 2 with options near each.