Massage Parlor Reports

[BlupurpSky]

You got a BBBJ and got her pregnant and she is crazy. Can you clarify this.

Sounds like he got a BBJ and she took the cum out her mouth and put it in her vag to get pregnant. But yeah, it sounds crazy.

[FrankyV8]

Going to assume that Saigon is still the best bet locally for a decent massage and extras?

Was there recently. On way up there was some dude at the top of the steps with a laptop computer working away. Not sure what he was doing, but I assume was working for the pot shop next door. Didn't look at me or otherwise bother me. I'm sure slightly awkward for him as well.

Tiffany gave a nice (quick) session and spit into a towel afterward. On way out I heard the sink on in the kitchen and assumed she was getting a drink of water or something. Nope. There was a skinny asian guy there washing dishes. Anyone know who that was? Hopefully not her kid or BF or something.

[FrankyV8]

No Candy at Ocean wave anymore. Anybody tried any of the other girls there?

[MichCL]

I reached out to her a month ago. Asking only for an approximate location and rates. Suggested a current pic would be helpful. Got a curt reply that she wasn't working until after Sunday. This was Tuesday or Wednesday. No other info.

Friday I got a surprise text she was available that day. I again asked where and how much. Her reply was I was creeping her out. Don't text me again! WTH?

I'm expected to agree to a session at an unknown location (not even a city) and at an unknown price. Hooker logic?

She's a flake.

I fucked that chick like 10 years ago pretty regularly. Very first meeting I rawdogged her and came in her ass. I would suspect I'm not the only one. She's got nice boobs and she's obviously got no rules, but she's got to be getting old. I am.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Stopped in here 3 days ago and drew Angel. She looked pretty cute with the mask on, nice hard body and gave a good massage. Paid 70. For the hour, and after the massage and hot towel, she began some great teasing. I was getting very excited, and I'm sure she sensed that, as she had me turn over. Then proceeded to give me a very good HJ while I roamed UTC. I tipped 50. And left real happy. Always a good time visiting there.

Can you clarify which one you are talking about?

[RobGrunde]

Stopped in here 3 days ago and drew Angel. She looked pretty cute with the mask on, nice hard body and gave a good massage. Paid 70. For the hour, and after the massage and hot towel, she began some great teasing. I was getting very excited, and I'm sure she sensed that, as she had me turn over. Then proceeded to give me a very good HJ while I roamed UTC. I tipped 50. And left real happy. Always a good time visiting there.

Which one?

[Member #6098]

Stopped in here 3 days ago and drew Angel. She looked pretty cute with the mask on, nice hard body and gave a good massage. Paid 70. For the hour, and after the massage and hot towel, she began some great teasing. I was getting very excited, and I'm sure she sensed that, as she had me turn over. Then proceeded to give me a very good HJ while I roamed UTC. I tipped 50. And left real happy. Always a good time visiting there.

[Member #6098]

Paid for an hour only got a half hour, still got an HE only tip 20. Will not repeat.

Can you tell us who you saw? This is one of my 5 go-to spots and I have never had rushed service, especially cut off for a half hour instead of the hour I paid for. If anything, it's usually an hour or 10 minutes more. Who was your provider?

[The New World]

You got a BBBJ and got her pregnant and she is crazy. Can you clarify this.

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

[TullyBlanchard]

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.

What did that set you back?

[MistaaSpark]

Paid for an hour only got a half hour, still got an HE only tip 20. Will not repeat.

[TeeTime69]

Yeah I call BS on this LOL. This is just too ridiculous and it doesn't even make sense.

Regular members first post.

[FCastle88]

Yeah I call BS on this LOL. This is just too ridiculous and it doesn't even make sense.

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

[JohnGeste]

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

If I understand you correctly- Maria only fucks crazy guys? How does she establish that a guy is crazy? Do you need to show a certificate or such? Otherwise- thanks for the informative report

[JustSomeone06]

Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.

I set up a time with her a day in advance. The next day she asks if I want a regular massage or a sexy massage.

Obviously I replied a sexy time massage. I didn't ask her what the sexy time massage consists of because all I was looking for is a HJ. If she's asking me if I want a sexy massage then I already know I'm getting a HJ. She ends up sending me a topless photo. After seeing her boobs I wasvery intrigued because her boobs are nice. I sent back a nude pic of myself with my face partially covered. She said she liked how I looked LOL. She ended up canceling because she said she had a migraine headache. She then sent a pic of her dog and cat "saying their taking good care of her" LOL. I contacted her again that night to see if she was feeling better and that I have cash on hand for the next day. She said ok and I seen her the next day. She answered the door in lingerie and I was thinking he'll yeah she's pretty hot. She takes me to the massage room. I get undressed and I'm standing there nude and I said "what else do you do"? She then motions that she will give me head. Then straight to kissing and then BBBJ. My report is accurate and honest.