Escort Reports

[Coochie Eater]

Hell Coochie, let's partner up. Back in almost the dial up days of computers when all it took to get off was some solo nude girl pics. Iv got like 300 pics that surely would do the trick.

Back in '95, when all the world came to you through Netscape, I had found a chatroom that served the midwest! I chatted with a babe from Madison who arranged to meet me at Paisan's in Market Square (now the Lucky 7 building). Everything was dark wood with very high booths. It gave you the feeling your were in a confessional in Catholic church. I get there early, leave my name with the Hostess and wait. This poon had spoken very freely and openly sexually, so I was really looking forward to meeting her. Time came and went, no show, so I drove the 30 miles back to my home. There was a Blinking alert on the 'puter screen with her note. "Where were you?" Yeah, where were YOU, babe. I was there, she said. She had gone to the restaurant, asked for the wrong name at the hostess stand, then got seated some distance away from me. She offered to make a date again, and to give me a discount for my troubles.

DISCOUNT? What discount? - From her rates, of course. This woman was a hooker, but didn't disclose it to me. Maybe she thought I'd get all horny during lunch then spring for some fuck-pudding for desert.

"Send me your pic!" I say enthusiastically. Now on dial up, even a relatively small pic took forever to download and it downloaded a line at a time.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! If any of you remember Jimmy Swaggart's wholes, you know that virtue is its own punishment. He couldn't a picked two uglier aunts if he could only pick from the Russian Marines. Yet he somehow missed this one in Madison. You'd a had to starve and beat a pitbull to get him to attack her. Christ, she still gives me nightmares.

This didn't put me off 'puter dating though. I wound up driving to Milwaukee to meet with a young black woman. I was 42, and she turned out to be 26. We had lunch, then went to a hotel. She was pretty enough and her body was at the high end of "pretty-good. " But what really turned me on was that she was a minister's daughter. I loved it when I was eating her pussy relentlessly, and she was moaning that it was too intense, then wrap off another orgasm. She'd moan "Oh god!

"Oh God!" I bet she didn't say it that way on Sunday when her Daddy was leading prayer! Yeah, she thew a few "Jesus's" in too. Goddam right. Coochie's religious experiences! She babbled a couple of times also. It wasn't quite "speaking in tongues" but it was close enough for this atheist. Yes Daddy, this white devil is gunning for your daughter's soul! After that afternoon, I never returned to the well. I kind of regret it now, because the blasphemy was as good as the blowjob.

Coochie "Bless me father, for I have sinned" Eater.

God Bless You All.

[NuruGurus]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...m/608156922165

It's always just a matter of time before these greedy scammers can't help themselves and reveal the truth.

I reported on "her" not long ago. Here is more proof for the non believers.

Of course the other link on mega personal is no longer there.

Here's a pseudo report from a senior member.


http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9370-Escort-Reports&p=5664458&viewfull=1#post5664458

[Eddies Pickle]

She was one of my regulars since 2016 but have not seen her for the last 2 years. I saw a recent review of her but doubt it was legit as it was not consistent with her routine. She did have a routine, which was still great! The review probably was written by someone looking for a free forum membership. I reached out a few times when I saw the 2021 review surface but she was unresponsive which would be unusual considering our past.

Was that recent report here because I couldn't find anything, if on the other site good luck on a link because she's been off the grid almost 3 years.

[Apophis1]

I'm confused too. The link you posted is of a completely different person you attached a picture of. Then you referenced previous reviews, so I looked at your post history and that confused me even more because you didn't mention any girl to your original post and once again gave numbered reviews with no links to reference.
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I think youre psyching yourself out. I believe youre under the impression because you found the girl in the attached picture having a filter that is COMMON, that anyone can use, you think the skinny white girl is the same person but trying to hide under a fake post? Completely different phone numbers.

Its pretty straight forward info. But hey, go see for yourself. You'll see it's not the white girl.

[RndmFF]

I'm confused too. The link you posted is of a completely different person you attached a picture of. Then you referenced previous reviews, so I looked at your post history and that confused me even more because you didn't mention any girl to your original post and once again gave numbered reviews with no links to reference.
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I think you’re psyching yourself out. I believe you’re under the impression because you found the girl in the attached picture having a filter that is COMMON, that anyone can use, you think the skinny white girl is the same person but trying to hide under a fake post? Completely different phone numbers.

I'm lost. What's the proof?

L.

[Apophis1]

I'm lost. What's the proof?.

She posts saying, don't be dumb guys, there were no smartphones in 1993. I contacted her a few weeks ago and she swore (of course) that she is real. I posted about it and someone here (probably her) said she is real.

[LevDotCom]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...m/608156922165

It's always just a matter of time before these greedy scammers can't help themselves and reveal the truth.

I reported on "her" not long ago. Here is more proof for the non believers.

Of course the other link on mega personal is no longer there.

I'm lost. What's the proof?

L.

[Packers12]

Every once in awhile I love the taste of chocolate but find myself time after time the past few years being disappointed. Either they steal from you; try running out; perform oral not BBBJ; and terrible attitudes is the norm now. Heck the last good experience I had she took me down into a freezing basement on a sheet on the concrete. At the time was disappointed, but would be fascinated now. In general I know it's getting bad out there. I like a little hair down under and bigger breasts. Does anybody know of a reliable piece of chocolate out there?

[JiminyLickIt]

Jiminy,

Thanks for the pointer. Last I saw her she had lost to much weight and was less than Terrific in the hygiene area.

Right. Sad story, Kristin. She used to be so fine.

[Eagle 19]

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[Apophis1]

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/20863161

[Apophis1]

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...m/608156922165

It's always just a matter of time before these greedy scammers can't help themselves and reveal the truth.

I reported on "her" not long ago. Here is more proof for the non believers.

Of course the other link on mega personal is no longer there.

[WillowRut]

Haven't seen ads on these three girls in a long time.

I know where Jackie lives, but don't have her number.

I know where Big Red lives also but don't have her number anymore.

And with sabertooth. That skinny little **** was so much fun for so many years, but I know she would still like to make a few bucks, but no number.

If anyone has any of these number I would be very appreciated.

Thanks guys.

[DaveDream]

All the reviews of her super fishy kitty. When I saw her I didn't finish because of the smell. My hand smelled on the way home because I took off the condom with it. That is why I always have fresh wipes in my car!!

Or are these older pics and not newer pics? I know she has some bad reviews.

https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/f...l/942432417272

[OpieRadio]

She came to my office for a visit in 2020 and I was fairly impressed that the pics she posts are of her! I have had some, as we all have from stg's that the posting pics are TGTBT, I contacted her a few times for more visits but transportation is difficult for her as well as most other ladies on the lower end sites. (I'm not in the metro area) I read on here she has some issues pending in OZ Cty. Maybe if she gets jail time there I could hire her on work release?

Jodie has a 3rd drunk driving charge, coke charges, resisting, and has a warrant.

She stole 450 from me.

Lately she'll suck ya for 5 min, then ride ya for 5 min and stop and jerk ya off a rip off.

On a chair.

Stay away trust me.