Massage Parlor Reports

[Hornilius69]

What is MPK?

MPK = Monterey Park.

[Bronco]

I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.

What is MPK?

[NorthOCmonger]

In my continuing efforts to explore all of Beach Blvd I bring you another review.

Higher Massage.

Greeted by a early 60's mamasan "Vicky" with a standard 40. Quickly Led me back to a room before I can take her all in and got to the massage shortly after. Massage wasn't bad but I dare say her bones cracked and creaked more than mine. But I will say she gave me one of the better massages and for sure better than what I was expecting. No tease but a decent massage. Flip comes and now some light teasing which was nice but I can also see all of her which is making it a bit rough since she isn't the most easy on the eyes. No negotiation, she grabs and gets to it with a mechanical HJ. Extremely heavy on the oil and not much of a body to feel on. She blocked any attempt to feel around anyways. Closed my eyes and found a happy place and finished. She gave me a warm towel and left to go help another monger who had just come in. I took a few extra from the warmer to get all that oil off. She came back to get her tip which I left another 40 and walked out.

Overall.

Massage 6/10.

HJ 4/10.

[Slammer6008]

Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money!

OK the prize is in the middle of the table.

As I'm getting my cork sucked Some monger decides to come in 20 minutes early.

Please when you make an appointment stick by the time. So what I did I gave her $160 tip Peace out let me know what monger finds it.

[Slammer6008]

Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?

Have you! Whoever is the lucky winner after me! Put your hand under the table to claim your prize. Maybe next week I'll have the taco guy come out. Headortails was talking about having a book signing!! I forget the name of the book!! It was called something like. This time ok!! Next time bring more money!

[Slammer6008]

I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".

Right now she going through Slammers 2 week training session. All I ask is make appointment. But a fews times I walked out I seen those big Tits. But yeah I'm sure that mouths good also!! Who has info on the big tits girl?

[Mr Plumber]

Now that Amy is gone from Happy Massage who do you recommend I've had Lilly before she's pretty fun but nowhere near tiny Amy. I noticed they have lots more talent but kinda hesitant on trying then since not sure if everything is offered like good old Amy.

I enjoyed Lulu there, who's on par with Amy. Lulu is a bit taller but quite thin and a pleasant face. Small, soft ass with a well-coiffed cooter. We talked a bit after the hand shake and she's DTF sans hat and even gave a one minute 'sample' BBBJ. Not sure about port #3 though, if that's your thing. I'll arrive with more Jackson's next time I visit.

Katy was sitting in front as well, who's also new, to me anyway. Looked like naturally large, soft fun bags emanating from her blouse. Had a big smile on her cheery face. As is often said. "Next time. ".

[Mr Plumber]

I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.

I did a bit of reconnoitering the other day and the rumors appear to be true. Our dear Miss Amy is now betrothed. Hope we're all invited to the wedding and reception. That will be one very special Conga Line and Chicken Dance! And no doubt one of you gents will 'speak up now or forever hold your wanker. Ehr. Peace' when asked. Hey, if they ask, speak up!

Until such a time this engagement falls apart, Miss Amy is off the market. Whatever happens, I honestly hope she remains happy, healthy and well.

[OCRanger]

Typically 40 HF /100 tip for nude DATY with HE. Most will leave one leg in the yoga pants (at the ankle).

Did half hr with Cindy today, same rate. Tip was 100 but I only had 50 and 3 x20, I asked for 10 change back, but she said next time. I'm pretty sure you can daty, but for safety reason, I didn't. Body 8,face 7, massage 3, tease 3, finish was 9. FIV, but she was super dry.

[Slammer6008]

When I first introduced Slammer to Cici she was a hidden gem. Under the radar with a few special friends. I met her years ago when she was working at the "foot massage" shop next door. She had a crazy boyfriend that scared away customers. She's over 40 and has a kid old enough to vote. And she has a preschooler at home. She was so hot five or 6 years ago. Incredible GFE experience. She decided to go mainstream when that other hottie was doing FS all the time. Help me out with a name here slammer. She was a keeper as well. If she's comfortable with you the skies the limit. Yes she's tired. Like Lily Von Schtupe in Blazing Saddles but definitely a pleasure. In my all time top 3.

The lovely Wendy ooooooo ya.

[Nice Guy 99]

One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet!

As a Bamboo regular, I can explain that one for you. They use unscented lotions and oils along with warm / hot water, often in a small bucket. They also do a lot of washing and cleanup with warm wet towels. I don't think the wetness is generated by clients. It's water.

That said, I concur about not walking round with socks on your feet. Our technique is that she helps me get dressed (I like that) wipes off my feet with a towel then the socks and shoes go on before my feet hit the floor.

[July1714]

No idea if Lou is new or not because I'm from out of town. Went back to Bamboo today and got Andi. She's well reviewed on here. The best part about her is the tease before the flip.

One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet! Still I will repeat just will be more careful about my socks. LOL.

If you let the sock dry, You can make a cast out of it.

[Yamii8]

I know Amy's "gone" but I read on another website that she is working in Mpk called Lilly from Happy and she told me Amy no more that she's out of state. Any of you gents have her number that wouldn't mind sharing it with me, huge thanks in advance.

[PharmHobby]

Her name is Lou? I love this place but never heard of a Lou, is she new?

No idea if Lou is new or not because I'm from out of town. Went back to Bamboo today and got Andi. She's well reviewed on here. The best part about her is the tease before the flip.

One word of general caution about Bamboo: Do NOT walk around anywhere in your socks. I made this mistake and they were instantly wet which really sucked. Kinda makes you wonder what's in the carpet / rugs that would get your socks wet! Still I will repeat just will be more careful about my socks. LOL.

[HeadorTail]

Tried Cici at 5-Star per Slammer's recommendation. Very nice session, caveat though it's pricey for the mileage. But to no fail, Slammer came through.

5 Star is a run down place that has a clean interior in a large strip mall area with a ton of parking and very little shade cover. Felt like one of the older strip malls in Vegas. Cici is busy so you may have to wait if you go in without an appt.

Cici, 28 to 25 yo Chinese.

L face 7. 5 not unattractive, but you might consider her plain to pretty. Body is 7, not model slim with curves in the right places, but in no way chubby. Kind of just regular with nice titties. Not athletic.

A 7 friendly but could be a little business.

S 7. 5 talked her into BBBJ but it didn't last long. Wish it did, because she was offering a pretty good BBBJ. Easy bare camel slide, but when it was time to enter, she bolted out the room for a cover. Perhaps some dedication and return would convince her otherwise, but apparently not the first time.

E 45 hr (this part is foggy, I don't remember the entry) but the tip was pretty expensive! Asked for 160, offered 120, settled at 140 for BBBJ (2 minutes worth) and cfs.

Are It's a little expensive for what was got. Recommend for the first time. Would repeat only if all else fails.

When I first introduced Slammer to Cici she was a hidden gem. Under the radar with a few special friends. I met her years ago when she was working at the "foot massage" shop next door. She had a crazy boyfriend that scared away customers. She's over 40 and has a kid old enough to vote. And she has a preschooler at home. She was so hot five or 6 years ago. Incredible GFE experience. She decided to go mainstream when that other hottie was doing FS all the time. Help me out with a name here slammer. She was a keeper as well. If she's comfortable with you the skies the limit. Yes she's tired. Like Lily Von Schtupe in Blazing Saddles but definitely a pleasure. In my all time top 3.