Massage Parlor Reports

[LookingForLefty]

Went there for first time. So busy they asked me to come back in half hour. Came back and had a nice time. She spoke good english and tried to have a conversation. Left happy and tipped afterwards. No issues.

My first guess is you had the swagger and confidence they pick up on. Or they recognized your plate from another spa. And you were probably clean and well behaved. Perhaps you took some of my personal advice and you cleared the hurdle.

[EyeEatAss]

I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows!

MT wouldn't fuck me due to size. I begged but to no avail. 69's and her tank seemed like it could accommodate but I digress. Her oral skills were decent with some ball tugging and finger rimming. She slid down exposing her pouting star bud. I tongued her and within moments that "famous" aroma hit me! I don't mind it but today I wasn't "hungry". She quaked after five minutes. Afterward I came in her mouth with swallow she turned to me for a DFK. She had the audacity to tell me my breath stank!

Go figure!

[JustAMonger]

I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows!

Another good point.

Telling them that you showered or you're showering and you'll be on your way.

At any rate, another good thing is to make sure that you tell them you want to use the bathroom to wash your hands. They don't care if you take a pee order whatever. But telling them that you're washing your hands can go a long ways later on. Oh, and by the way if a provider have you put hand sanitizer on your hands white cement hands you a paper towel, that usually means you're going to go UTC.

So, if she doesn't offer you to hand sanitizer ask her if she has any and to give you a couple of squirts. Rub your hands together and wipe them off with a towel. That goes a long ways too.

[Renner9]

As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.

I do not disagree at all with the responses regarding cleanliness. Fortunately, I always have the ability to shower right before I visit for massage, or a FS encounter. I always take advantage of this as I believe it does make a difference. I have had discussions over the years with many providers who tell stories of nasty smelling men that show up. This is often why you will read a negative review for a top provider (with stellar reviews) where he complains about the unfriendly, rushed service. I will even go so far as to text her telling her I just finished showering and am on my way. They appreciate it and it shows!

[MSmith9999]

I did not say or imply being clean is not important. Washing your ass IS important. I was commenting on a grown man feeling a need to tell others they need to do it, that is all. Being nice, tipping fairly, or well, goes a LONG way, and if you can develop some familiarity with a spa or masseuse, your experience will be much better. Thanks for letting me clarify. Smith out.

Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower. But, sometimes during the day you got to take a dump. Standard wiping doesn't always do it. In fact sometimes I'll bring up water wet hand towels in the work bathroom we're at a restaurant or wherever I am just to wash it with a little extra water because wiping doesn't always clean it and leaves behind the stench.

So, you don't have to run all the way home to take a shower but at least clean your ass with some soap and water. Hand sanitizer sometimes stings but it goes away quickly. Do a paper check, with a little water on the toilet paper, even if you think you cleaned your ass well you'll see a little brown and a little bit of soap and water will get it the rest of the way. Most girls don't want to tell you. I've been told by some girls some guys really stink. Their mom never taught them how to clean their ass.

Most people and especially Chinese women don't want to deal with somebody who stinks. Cigarette smokers. Some sit in the car and HotBox a cigarette because they know you won't have one for the next 60 minutes and come running into the spa, if you don't smoke you can tell. It stinks. For people who don't smoke, it just plain stinks.

As far as the cologne, maybe the girl thinks the monger is trying to cover up a stinky ass? Or maybe he smells like his job? Anyhow, sometimes it's just too much. After you've had the cologne on for half an hour and you don't smell it as much as somebody whose meeting you for the first time. Some of us come from work. Not a bad idea to bring a change of clothes on spa night.

So beyond just being nice and paying the tip there is actually spa etiquette. And even if they don't like you take your money but will act indifferent towards you. Lots of girls will tell me about customers they don't like. Like the fat guy who stinks and actually broke a wooden massage table. True story, happened at an Illinois Spa.

[JustAMonger]

Some guys who write incredible stories to 'suggest' you follow a set of rules and claim to have all this insider knowledge from 'mamasan'. Some of us have actually been to many AMPs and in other countries, , and can tell you these 'rules' are BS. Walk in, pay the stated amount, tip $40 or better, establish a routine, the ladies will respond favorably. All this BS about cologne, washing your ass (really?) and never touching anyone ever is not worth the time it took to read. Frankly, the best massages and best endings are not reported on here, because the places would be overwhelmed and shut down. Honestly, the outcomes are pretty much the same in the Mke area regardless of where you go or how you treat them. The ". Only rooster in the hen house" is something no guy who goes to AMPs really believes, or cares about.

Has anyone ever heard a reference to 'mamasan' here in the states? Why not? It's a clue how this is all just made up. Let's get on with some legitimate info about local AMPs.

Lots of spas have a mamasan. Lots of spa don't have one. Mainly it's the high-volume ones. The lady at the front counter takes care of you, takes appointments. Usually she's a former Spa girl and we'll do some massages if they get too busy. Sometimes they make you happy and other times they don't because they are loyal to their husbands who is usually an American.

Well, I have to disagree with you mainly about the part where you need to wash your ass. You might not smell it. But when you're laying on your stomach and your ass is up in the air it can reek. I usually take a dump in the morning after my coffee but before I leave the house I can take a shower. But, sometimes during the day you got to take a dump. Standard wiping doesn't always do it. In fact sometimes I'll bring up water wet hand towels in the work bathroom we're at a restaurant or wherever I am just to wash it with a little extra water because wiping doesn't always clean it and leaves behind the stench.

So, you don't have to run all the way home to take a shower but at least clean your ass with some soap and water. Hand sanitizer sometimes stings but it goes away quickly. Do a paper check, with a little water on the toilet paper, even if you think you cleaned your ass well you'll see a little brown and a little bit of soap and water will get it the rest of the way. Most girls don't want to tell you. I've been told by some girls some guys really stink. Their mom never taught them how to clean their ass.

Most people and especially Chinese women don't want to deal with somebody who stinks. Cigarette smokers. Some sit in the car and HotBox a cigarette because they know you won't have one for the next 60 minutes and come running into the spa, if you don't smoke you can tell. It stinks. For people who don't smoke, it just plain stinks.

As far as the cologne, maybe the girl thinks the monger is trying to cover up a stinky ass? Or maybe he smells like his job? Anyhow, sometimes it's just too much. After you've had the cologne on for half an hour and you don't smell it as much as somebody whose meeting you for the first time. Some of us come from work. Not a bad idea to bring a change of clothes on spa night.

So beyond just being nice and paying the tip there is actually spa etiquette. And even if they don't like you take your money but will act indifferent towards you. Lots of girls will tell me about customers they don't like. Like the fat guy who stinks and actually broke a wooden massage table. True story, happened at an Illinois Spa.

[BuckyBad55]

Stopped in Waupaca last week on way through. Saw "You You". Lots of teasing and decent flip but very average massage.

6/4.

[Monopolizr]

Went there for first time. So busy they asked me to come back in half hour. Came back and had a nice time. She spoke good english and tried to have a conversation. Left happy and tipped afterwards. No issues.

As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.

[LookingForLefty]

I am new to Yin Yang and this forum. But not new to this world we discuss. Perhaps a few more visits will breed familiarity.

As much as they love your business I would not return any time soon. I disagree with the poster who thinks not washing your ass or wearing too much cologne will hurt your chances. It will be a turn off. Biggest complaints I get from the AMP girls are guys who have a smelly ass. Or too much cologne. Just put on some deodorant and make sure your asshole is clean.

Go to the more reliable and consistent AMPs where no one gets rejected. You can read about them in this thread. Germantown is no better or worse than them, so you might as well go where your chances are better. But believe me, I don't care where you go, don't show up unclean. Its just good manners to arrive showered up. Other places out of state that have table showers are used to having truck drivers and construction workers come in filthy. And they will scrub you down good and clean out your ass for you. Never had that in Wisconsin.

I do agree that after your left to undress, leave $40 out in the open. That way there is no discussion of $$. They understand. That should be part of a routine. Although I no longer leave the tip money out because they know me already. Only in a new place will I leave the money out. Maybe on the flip, play with yourself a little so they can see you getting hard. Going to a new AMP is like a moving target. Hard to say what will or will not work. Maybe why I don't go to a new AMP. I want to bat 1. 000.

[Renner9]

You are still kind of new. I'm sure all the old regular are getting their lizard milked. It is true that after every bust, it takes awhile for the spas to let their guards down. They don't like it any more than you do. Its a loss of revenue. Nothing more valuable than being an old regular at a decent spa. Because after a bust, they work harder at getting you to come back more often. I've had spas knock off $10 or $20 without me even asking. Just a thank you for being a good customer. One time Ying Yang came me a free massage and refused my tip. Was around Christmas one year. Well hell yeah, I'm coming back again real soon. So nice to stop in about a hour before close on a cold winter evening. Nothing special sex-wise happens other than a nice hand job. But you get some quality time with my girl, talking about what's new in her life. She knows everything about me. You tell her some detail of your life and she never forgets. That kind of makes me feel special. I do like getting that phone call -- no busy, come now only $20. Usually when there is a blizzard outside.

I am new to Yin Yang and this forum. But not new to this world we discuss. Perhaps a few more visits will breed familiarity.

[MSmith9999]

I followed the rules and acted like a perfect gentleman, as I always do. No HE at all. Perhaps it was too soon in the wake of the Franklin incident. Massage was good though!

Some guys who write incredible stories to 'suggest' you follow a set of rules and claim to have all this insider knowledge from 'mamasan'. Some of us have actually been to many AMPs and in other countries, , and can tell you these 'rules' are BS. Walk in, pay the stated amount, tip $40 or better, establish a routine, the ladies will respond favorably. All this BS about cologne, washing your ass (really?) and never touching anyone ever is not worth the time it took to read. Frankly, the best massages and best endings are not reported on here, because the places would be overwhelmed and shut down. Honestly, the outcomes are pretty much the same in the Mke area regardless of where you go or how you treat them. The ". Only rooster in the hen house" is something no guy who goes to AMPs really believes, or cares about.

Has anyone ever heard a reference to 'mamasan' here in the states? Why not? It's a clue how this is all just made up. Let's get on with some legitimate info about local AMPs.

[LookingForLefty]

I followed the rules and acted like a perfect gentleman, as I always do. No HE at all. Perhaps it was too soon in the wake of the Franklin incident. Massage was good though!

You are still kind of new. I'm sure all the old regular are getting their lizard milked. It is true that after every bust, it takes awhile for the spas to let their guards down. They don't like it any more than you do. Its a loss of revenue. Nothing more valuable than being an old regular at a decent spa. Because after a bust, they work harder at getting you to come back more often. I've had spas knock off $10 or $20 without me even asking. Just a thank you for being a good customer. One time Ying Yang came me a free massage and refused my tip. Was around Christmas one year. Well hell yeah, I'm coming back again real soon. So nice to stop in about a hour before close on a cold winter evening. Nothing special sex-wise happens other than a nice hand job. But you get some quality time with my girl, talking about what's new in her life. She knows everything about me. You tell her some detail of your life and she never forgets. That kind of makes me feel special. I do like getting that phone call -- no busy, come now only $20. Usually when there is a blizzard outside.

[Renner9]

Never touch them in any way. Don't touch their tits, ass or pussy. Don't rub their legs. Never offer up a tip for HE service. Park near the front so they can see your license plate. Make sure you are showered up really good, your asshole is clean. Don't come in smelling like you just worked out or smoked. Don't put on cologne. When you break those rules you are treating those girls like trash. That's fine with a crackhead streetwalker. But not in a professional environment. Be polite and be very quiet and soft spoken. The guy in the next room does not want to hear you. He wants to feel like the only rooster in the hen house. This place is a step up. They are married or have boyfriends. Therefore they see the happy ending as the same as rubbing your feet. Go to Kwik Trip and bring a dozen donuts in an unopened box.

I followed the rules and acted like a perfect gentleman, as I always do. No HE at all. Perhaps it was too soon in the wake of the Franklin incident. Massage was good though!

[LookingForLefty]

If you are looking for a good sex story you can stop here. Was down in Florida with a mamasan friend. Visited one of her colleagues who owns a spa. Won't name. Sorry. Spa is owned by a mother-daughter team. Both are well trained and take massage seriously. Daughter even has a PhD and a licensed agent with a large real estate firm. They have 8 girls from Chinese, Thai, and Taiwan. All have good English. Well one is a tranny lady boy. Seems there is a demand for this. I tried all but him. They sort of thought this was rude and tried to bully me into checking him out. Thats where I draw the line. Of the eight only ONE give a HE. She is probably the ugliest being a 5 on a 10 scale. She loves touching cock. There was nothing special about her massage or HE. They have a $15 for 15 minute military special for her and a $15 tip is expected. The daughter is probably the most skilled therapist. She is an absolute knockout with a killer model body. I've seen her pics in her tiny thong bikinis that barely cover her nipples and pussy, and can see the outline of her pussy lips. I think her tits are fake but they are small. She is 37. She is divorced, one child, and loves living the good life. Nice house, car, loves to dress up and go out. Trips to Vegas. No mention ever of a man in her life. The mother is late 60's. She doesn't work any more, just schedules. She used to give hand jobs to her regular customers. I fucked her a few times years ago. Her husband is retired military, about 90 years old. Not sure if he knows I fucked his wife but he is always nice to me. They are technically divorced now for 20 years. I fucked his wife last time about 14 years ago. She let me bare back her but did not give head and did not allow CIP. Oh but she did love DATY. She never was a good looker and wears so much makeup now there is no way I want to be with her. The daughter does not socialize with customers and only does massages when they are short staffed. Four women live in a home owned by the mother. The other 4 live on their own, married or whatever. The quality of massage varies from one girl to the next. There is no HE with them. Some allow self service, some either discourage it or don't allow. They do drape but your cock is hanging out all the time, with some brushing of the boys. All of them wear anti-are*pe battle pants. One can do chiropractic adjustments with both hands and feet. Every one is truly licensed and the owner pays to have them go for additional training. No using a shill to take the licensing test like the ones in Milwaukee. Its really busy and not unusual to see two or three other guys in the waiting room. There is no awkwardness because only one gives a hand job so odds are the guys in the waiting room are not there to get one. Standard tip to be well received is $20 for an 70 min, $30 for 100 minutes, and $40 if little miss hand job massages your for one hour. If you get the $15 quickie then a $15-20 tip is ok. What I like is that at their spa one hour is always 70 minutes and 1 1/2 hours is always 100 minutes. Seems they are always cooking since they can't really leave for lunch or dinner, and they have long shifts. Some work 6-7 days a week. Just like the AMPs they have extended hours of 10 am to 10 pm 365 days a week. Covid slowed things for awhile and several girls were laid off. Overall I was lucky get get massaged by the beautiful daughter. She knows I'm a perv that gets HJs and we even talked about it some. I doubt she knows I fucked her mom back in the day. The closest thing I've seen to this business model is Relaxation Oasis in Brookfield. Me and my mamasan friend spent a week down their as a guest in the owners home. Everyday we played golf and got a massage on the house. But I did have to tip. The only women customers they get are when they do couples massages. I've seen some reports on RM and guys have said they got a HE from different women there. I was assured that it is total bull shit except for the designated hand job girl. They do offer a shower but not a table shower. Very unique business model. The LE is well aware that one girl does a HE but they tolerate it. And LE is some of their best customers. I think they see this as a public service for our lonely men in the military who simply want a release on the cheap. Ironic that I used to go to this place at a different location 25 years ago before I even met my mamasan friend in Wisconsin. There are other AMPs within the metro area that are full service. But they are constantly being scrutinized by LE. Those are the ones that keep shipping in different girls every few months and the girls live dorm style in the spas.

[Nbjb1423]

Lately, it seems like Sunny is there only Fri-Sun. Is there anyone else there Mon-Thurs besides Cindy?