Strip Club Reports

[Jay23]

Needed a new bike last week. Stopped by flight to see if I could find something that fit me right. Usually the place if you like upscale bicycles all done up with sparkly tassels and the rest of the bells and whistles. This day was no different. Found a gorgeous little thing calling out my name to take her for a ride around the block. Price tag was wooo kinda high. But negotiations with the sales girl went ok. Knocked off a few dollars off the top if I promised to come back for another ride next week. Told her depends on how she rides. She was more than sure that I'd love the ride. So payed the rental fee and $25 tax to take her for a spin. Let me take it around the scenic route so I could enjoy the views for as long as I was willing and able. I took my time. Really worked up a sweat trying to get as much value for the rental fee I could. Took it off road for a bit of a more rough wild ride for a minute there. Really handled everything I threw at it beautifully. Really pounded it trying to break it in the best I could. After I finished my ride, had to wait a bit for the sales girl to wipe down the mess from my off road adventure. Rental girl made sure to give me her personal line so she can be ready next time I cum to rent the bike again. Even to maybe take it to a different track to try it out. Said she doesn't usually let others ride it on any other tracks but she' was willing to make exception. Best bike rentals in Michigan. Have yet to find better. Will take it for a spin again next week. Hopefully on a new track. Be safe and ride safe. Helmets save lives.

So what is the cost of the rental?

[CommonSteve666]

Nice report and now that I think about it, I need a new bike, too.

I can't say I was impressed. A name and a price point would be useful information but that was not included.

[Gerjon]

Needed a new bike last week. Stopped by flight to see if I could find something that fit me right. Usually the place if you like upscale bicycles all done up with sparkly tassels and the rest of the bells and whistles. This day was no different. Found a gorgeous little thing calling out my name to take her for a ride around the block. Price tag was wooo kinda high. But negotiations with the sales girl went ok. Knocked off a few dollars off the top if I promised to come back for another ride next week. Told her depends on how she rides. She was more than sure that I'd love the ride. So payed the rental fee and $25 tax to take her for a spin. Let me take it around the scenic route so I could enjoy the views for as long as I was willing and able. I took my time. Really worked up a sweat trying to get as much value for the rental fee I could. Took it off road for a bit of a more rough wild ride for a minute there. Really handled everything I threw at it beautifully. Really pounded it trying to break it in the best I could. After I finished my ride, had to wait a bit for the sales girl to wipe down the mess from my off road adventure. Rental girl made sure to give me her personal line so she can be ready next time I cum to rent the bike again. Even to maybe take it to a different track to try it out. Said she doesn't usually let others ride it on any other tracks but she' was willing to make exception. Best bike rentals in Michigan. Have yet to find better. Will take it for a spin again next week. Hopefully on a new track. Be safe and ride safe. Helmets save lives.

Nice report and now that I think about it, I need a new bike, too.

[CakeComa]

Needed a new bike last week. Stopped by flight to see if I could find something that fit me right. Usually the place if you like upscale bicycles all done up with sparkly tassels and the rest of the bells and whistles. This day was no different. Found a gorgeous little thing calling out my name to take her for a ride around the block. Price tag was wooo kinda high. But negotiations with the sales girl went ok. Knocked off a few dollars off the top if I promised to come back for another ride next week. Told her depends on how she rides. She was more than sure that I'd love the ride. So payed the rental fee and $25 tax to take her for a spin. Let me take it around the scenic route so I could enjoy the views for as long as I was willing and able. I took my time. Really worked up a sweat trying to get as much value for the rental fee I could. Took it off road for a bit of a more rough wild ride for a minute there. Really handled everything I threw at it beautifully. Really pounded it trying to break it in the best I could. After I finished my ride, had to wait a bit for the sales girl to wipe down the mess from my off road adventure. Rental girl made sure to give me her personal line so she can be ready next time I cum to rent the bike again. Even to maybe take it to a different track to try it out. Said she doesn't usually let others ride it on any other tracks but she' was willing to make exception. Best bike rentals in Michigan. Have yet to find better. Will take it for a spin again next week. Hopefully on a new track. Be safe and ride safe. Helmets save lives.

[Bad Bird]

Ten dancers there, including Cardi, Chardonnay, Demonic, Fiona, Ivy, and Mia. Overall, it was a decent-looking lineup with primarily fit and young talent. Detailed below are the two dancers that I sampled separately today.

Chardonnay is early 20's, Asian / white / Latino? Mix, blonde wig, B-cup tits, petite-ish build, and has a nice backside. She provided a worthwhile session.

Demonic is early 30's, white, dark hair, large enhanced tits, petite build, and has tats. She is a nice woman, so the stage name pertains to her beastly VIP abilities. I would repeat with Demonic.

The first half was uncovered with both. One of them was lax on the second half being covered, although I suited-up.

Total damage was 355 for a bucket of beers, VIP taxes, dances, and tips. Pics are labeled.

So what is the current story on Demonic (a)? I see reports of day and night shifts? I am going to be in the area Fri night and she would be on my short list.

[Sparkeyman]

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

Any strip club not located in the city of Detroit proper. Even then you could score some OTC if you found the right girl.

[Romo Lampkin]

For those playing along at home, 200 is very often the opening ask from dancers at the Hamilton clubs. Your move.

Reminded me of one of my favorite Keith Olbermann lines, said live on Sportscenter back in the day while describing a double play being turned.

"for those of you scoring at home, or even if you're by yourself. ".

My GF at the time just stared at the TV stunned at what she heard. I did a full-on spit take.

[CrackHoreLover]

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

You're kidding right?

[Spite36]

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

Any of them if your image an words match. Most strippers will selectively choose who they want. Price drops.

[Original Man 78]

I went to Subi's for the first time on Friday night on a recommendation from another dancer I met at Hanks earlier in the week. I wasn't disappointed with the level of talent in the club. I decided to test out the VIP with Storm, an AA dancer, spinner type. I decided to let her play some notes on my flute and the tune was pretty sweet.

I returned last night and the same lineup was there as Friday with the addition of the dancer that told me about the spot. I got some dances from Sasha, but after her upcharging on dances in the booth they're $20 and she was charging $25 and trying to miscount songs to gouge more money. After I paid her and didn't want to cause a scene she kept constant begging me for more money for a tip, turned me off to the point that I left.

I'd probably visit again but I will steer clear of Sasha.

[Original Man 78]

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

I haven't ran into any 19 year olds in the club, but I have had takeout in the 22-26 year old range.

[MichCL]

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

BTs most of the time.

[Jay23]

I can only speak for myself, but why would I fuck a over the hill feature dancer / porn star that I've never heard of for 500 when I can fuck a hot 19 yo for under 200?

Hmm. Which club in Detroit do you get to fuck a hot 19-year-old for 200?

[Marelobo Mex]

I can only speak for myself, but why would I fuck a over the hill feature dancer / porn star that I've never heard of for 500 when I can fuck a hot 19 yo for under 200?

Totally agree.

[CrackHoreLover]

Has anyone had a good experience with a visiting feature dancer / porn star in the club that ya want to share / brag about?

I can only speak for myself, but why would I fuck a over the hill feature dancer / porn star that I've never heard of for 500 when I can fuck a hot 19 yo for under 200?