EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Sully1234]

How old are these veterans? 60's?

Linda is well into her 40's I don't know about V.

[ApplePiePussy]

The two Euros that work there are EMP veterans. They know the drill. Minimize or discard draping while acting as polite and relaxed as possible. They are suspicious of new faces. 80 at the door, double for more.

How old are these veterans? 60's?

[MKim1]

Does anyone know where Marta from Irenes is working now? I was told she doesn't work there anymore.

[Dr Manhattan]

Yes, I have been seeing Linda for years. Saw Veronica for the first time a few months ago also. What the original poster said he engaged in is a bit more than I have experienced there, so wanted to know a few more details. Thanks.

For V., you have to open your wallet a little wider for a nude session. Even then, I'm not convinced she'd ever offer FS.

I can't vouch for L., but I'm thinking it could've been the right mood, with the right person, in the right moment.

[Industrial]

The two Euros that work there are EMP veterans. They know the drill. Minimize or discard draping while acting as polite and relaxed as possible. They are suspicious of new faces. 80 at the door, double for more.

Yes, I have been seeing Linda for years. Saw Veronica for the first time a few months ago also. What the original poster said he engaged in is a bit more than I have experienced there, so wanted to know a few more details. Thanks.

[Dr Manhattan]

PMed you but no answer. Please read.

The two Euros that work there are EMP veterans. They know the drill. Minimize or discard draping while acting as polite and relaxed as possible. They are suspicious of new faces. 80 at the door, double for more.

[Industrial]

I was at 7 H recently and had a great time. Seniors, PM me for details -- I have communicated with some of you before for info and I would not mind sharing with you gents. For the rest, I was there for 1 H and fun times were had and the masseuse had her fund too. .

S2.

PMed you but no answer. Please read.

[CanadianGuy]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/124214 / https://chicago.rubratings.com/138377.

Saw Tatiana / Tania (got two different names). Pictures on the ads are obviously fake, but the booker sent me some real pics (which were from about 10 years ago). Probably mid-30's, face wasn't bad, nice perky tits and ass.

The place is a dump. One bedroom basement that was pretty messy. It looked like someone lived in the living room and they used the bedroom for this. The bedroom didn't even have proper lighting so she had to leave the door open to let the living room light in.

220 house fee gets you a topless L1, even though I was told it would be body slides. Everything was an upsell. Panties off = $100. L2 = $200. L3 = $300. I didn't bother with anything extra. What really annoyed me is that she kept asking for tips throughout the session (for example, I touched her tits and apparently that also means tips).

She had decent L1 technique but I would avoid this place. Extremely overpriced for the service.

[Dr Manhattan]

I recall there were two. The short fat one has only been there less than a year and the tall blonde with a massive chest has been there a long time.

Decent Swedish technique with Nat. She is a little shy but isn't crabby or cold like a lot of the older Euros. If you're a chest guy, they're reasonably youthful, large, and firm, which is probably the only plus to visiting that office.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Has anyone seen grandma at 1290 lately?

[GeorgeBoyd]

Who is Carla? I don't recall ever seeing her on the CLM roster.

She's listed on their roster right now. Look at Tuesday. They spell it with a 'K' on the site.

[Big Waffle]

Tats has never reopened since covid hit. I don't know what happened to Marta.

[Vinny1997]

Hey fellow mongers has anyone seen any of the girls that were at Tatianas? Tried to call but seems they are long gone. If anyone has info on them please let me know. My personal favorite was Marta she was a dime and always took care of me.

[CivicSi213]

Not married but dating older guy and not equal to her looks. If anyone wants a link, send a PM. Seniors only. She is in the financial biz now.

Correct! Dominque was a Gem in my book. Great quality in service. I remember her sending out an email before she left the hobby stating she was moving on to the financial biz. Great memories!

[EdCarbone]

Try 7 H in Deerfield.

I'm wondering if you're referring to "Dominique," who I believe hosted out of her Schaumburg condo. I've made attempts to reach out to her in the recent past. She wouldn't reply via email, nor accept my social media request. That ship has sailed.

Julia at Tat's. Isn't that this notorious tease? I've never left an EMP massage more blue balled.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...407027041.html

The picture in that craigslist link is Sofia of Sofia's massage. She's a tease that will never provide L1. Blue balls are the most you'll get from her. Here's other links:

https://sofias-massage.business.site/

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044

Save your money and go elsewhere.