Massage Parlor Reports

[NorthOCmonger]

Another two reviews in North OC.

Cristal Spa. Beach Blvd.

Been seeing this one for awhile and curiosity finally got me. It's next to another parlor that has been closed for awhile. Gave it a shot and walked in. The entry room looks like a hair salon from a zombie movie. Dark, dusty and clearly neglected. The only light was from an ATM machine and some random tube ambient lighting. As I was getting ready to split to avoid any zombies, an old man opened a door and asked what I wanted. Told him a 30 minute and he took the house 40. He led me to a room decorated with black lights and black light art. Figured I was already 40 in might as well gut it out to see what happens next. After about a 10 minute wait, a young Viet girl walks in (probably early to mid 30's) not much of a body but cute face and says her name is Julie. She starts a poor massage while lecturing me how the establishment has new owners and they don't do "sexy" anymore. Try to do a bit of rubbing and was shut down each time. At this point, I figured I would just allow the crappy massage to finish. We come to the flip and she gives a very painful head massage to the point I tell her to stop. She then out of the blue starts giving me a tease and tells me "if you don't tell I give you" while mimicking a BJ motion with one hand and rubbing her fingers together for money with her other hand. She tries gouging me for 120 and I'm pretty upfront and tell her I can get more elsewhere. She settles for 80 for a nude covered BJ. Strips down revealing a tight body and a hairy vag (I'm a fan) she starts a fairly decent BJ while I finger blast her. After some tit sucking, fingering and toe sucking I blow. She dresses and leaves the room telling me I can go. I help myself to their towels and leave without seeing anyone in the back of the shop.

Massage 4/10.

CBJ 5/10.

All in all my curiosity was satisfied and I won't be going back.

Rose Spa Westminster.

Another curiosity shot. Walked in and was greeted by a older 40's Viet who immediately asked for 40 before asking what I wanted. That should have been my red flag but if you read the review above you can tell I'm not the brightest when horny. Give her the money and I'm taking back to a room where she begins massaging me with my clothes on before I even sit, 2nd red flag. She stops long enough for me to strip and lay down. She then lifts up her shirt allowing her gut to hang out and 1950's cone bra to show while trying to jam me for 1 bill for a HJ, 3rd and final flag. At this point I don't even bother anymore. I get dressed and leave while she argues in Vietnamese with an unseen female.

Massage 0/10.

[Blrtum223]

Went to BFF Foot Spa door #207 on West Central Ave in Santa Ana today at noon. Was hoping for cfs at the least but most I was offered was just a "nuru" massage with a HJ. It was $45 for half an hour. I got an Asian girl named Sidney. She looked young and petite enough so I went with it. She quoted me 100 for nuru plus handy. Shes pretty open to touching throughout the nuru. She let me suck and lick her titties which were nicely sized D cup maybe. She also didnt hesitate when I roamed over her kitty. I tried asking and seeing if she could open up her menu more but she was not budging so I respected her choice. Overall got the job done but I was looking for cfs so probably would not repeat here as I don't like nuru's that much LOL. Also, they didn't have change so I just told them to keep the change if yall decide to come here.

Went here the other day and asked for Paris thinking it was the Paris that used to work at BFF. Ended up just getting a refund and leaving.

[JustChekIn]

MPs with BBS / MILFs / Chubs with big tits.

Any idea which MP has such providers.

Does anybody remember a long gone place that was on Western and Ball in a little center with a liquor store in the next center around 2018 or 17. Anyways One or more of the rooms if this parkour had LED lights along the walls and ceilings at one point.

Anyways, there was a MILF with gigantic knockers who did cfs. Name was Cici and Her milk jugs were natural and she said she wanted to get breast reduction surgery for goodness sakes. Anyways, wondering where this outfit moved to?

My opinion the nicest MILF boobs I've experienced were those of the mammasan of United Health Chiropractic on Katella Brookhurst back in the day.

Get ready. Here we go! This is where Apple and Annie (you know, Eco) got started. The both were young and fresh and yum yum tasty. Then the owner ran beebee in cypress, and now a tiny shop by appt at Cerritos and Beach. I'll get more info for you later. As far as cici, I think she is STILL with this owner. (well, as long as your "cici" is Asian.

[Rcp9002]

Fair Dr. Is back. Multiple signs lit up when I was there Tuesday.

[PhineasPhreak]

Any idea which MP has such providers?

MPs with BBS / MILFs / Chubs with big tits.

Any idea which MP has such providers.

Does anybody remember a long gone place that was on Western and Ball in a little center with a liquor store in the next center around 2018 or 17. Anyways One or more of the rooms if this parkour had LED lights along the walls and ceilings at one point.

Anyways, there was a MILF with gigantic knockers who did cfs. Name was Cici and Her milk jugs were natural and she said she wanted to get breast reduction surgery for goodness sakes. Anyways, wondering where this outfit moved to?

My opinion the nicest MILF boobs I've experienced were those of the mammasan of United Health Chiropractic on Katella Brookhurst back in the day.

[Nice Guy 99]

But I find A cups hot, and I find it even hotter when they're shy about it. Makes me want to get that top off even more.

I'm with you Grimmy. Andie and Ana certainly get me aroused with their tiny tits ... but very sensitive nipples.

[Grimmy23]

Great post as usual HoT. Love the mole comment. And they are both sweet girls. "A Game" . Heheheh.

But I find A cups hot, and I find it even hotter when they're shy about it. Makes me want to get that top off even more.

[Mhsm2014]

I just read that Newport Mesa got caught with there pants down again. Second time in three years. Appointments for regulars may still be an option.

SH Reflexology has some new talent that is a little younger than Bamboo upstairs. Curtains with screens but that doesn't seem to cause concern on the part of providers any more than is does upstairs. And Yuyu and Grace are still cute.

One by One on Westminster and Newland is back up to par, with Summer, Anna, Linda and Jessica (M-Th). Not quite the Yuki and Nancy days but getting closer. $50 hourly fee. Arisa must think that close to Midway City makes it a compromise.

Too bad about Newport Mesa. That used to be a go-to place for me. Come to think of it I really don't read about places getting busted that much. I've been on this board for 2 1/2 ish years and the only big ones I can remember are when Vytal or whatever it was called got busted and then Honey shut down, and then the recent deaths that shut down 440 on Fair. It must be Newport Mesa's location. Right next to Newport Beach with that Irvine Company plaza. Basically like trying to run a parlor next to Nordstrom Rack at the Tustin Marketplace.

I don't live so close by anymore and I was itching to make a trip over there recently but I chickened out after reading this. Has anybody been by over the last week or so?

[Sticker]

Vivian has been gone a while now. Unless she's returned.

Thanks for the update. I'm not a Comfy weekly regular anymore and now just visit occasionally.

[Grimmy23]

Hey everybody. I'm wondering if anybody knows of any providers or a place where I can get a massage and can get my ass teased. I'm don't care about FS, I just want the tease to be some legit starfish rubbing / play. Let me know. DM me if you know of a spot or a specific provider.

See Zelda, the OC Walnutsaver. You can google that. She's pushing 60, but OMG if you've never experienced a full prostate orgasm before you need to visit her at least once in your lifetime. I've seen her once and I can honestly say it's the only time I've ever screamed while cumming. I had to lay on the table a good 10 minutes after to gather up enough strength to sit up to get dressed. I think she literally drained every last drop of cum out of me.

[Nice Guy 99]

Just a quick comment about Bamboo girls being hesitant to take their tops off. I'm not sure if you've noticed but women with small breasts hesitate to bare their breasts because they are embarrassed by how small they are. I see this everywhere I go. Once they open up they're ok but they're always covering themselves and saying too small. If they can't do a titty drop they're hesitant to flop. Certainly Anna and Andy fall into that category. I call them the A girls for their cup size. Many girls that are mammary challenged would rather show you their pussy than their tits. If those two girls had moles on their backs you couldn't tell which way they were facing in the dark. Lovely girls but these girls only bring their A Game.

Great post as usual HoT. Love the mole comment. And they are both sweet girls. "A Game" . Heheheh.

[Nice Guy 99]

Hey everybody. I'm wondering if anybody knows of any providers or a place where I can get a massage and can get my ass teased. I'm don't care about FS, I just want the tease to be some legit starfish rubbing / play. Let me know. DM me if you know of a spot or a specific provider.

Almost anywhere that is a jack shop or a FS place, a few that come to mind:

LOL in Anaheim.

Rainbow in LB. Really deep.

Sunnywell starfish + FS.

Bamboo Wood starfish + great massage (No FS on premises).

Tulip everything if you get Linda.

F&C Lucy will delight in fisting you if you desire.

[Nice Guy 99]

PTSD is completely normal after visiting F&C.

You may feel dirty, guilt, regret, shame, and may even have nightmares. Oh the nightmares LOL.

And then you go back to see Lucy again.

[IndieBoi]

Went to BFF Foot Spa door #207 on West Central Ave in Santa Ana today at noon. Was hoping for cfs at the least but most I was offered was just a "nuru" massage with a HJ. It was $45 for half an hour. I got an Asian girl named Sidney. She looked young and petite enough so I went with it. She quoted me 100 for nuru plus handy. Shes pretty open to touching throughout the nuru. She let me suck and lick her titties which were nicely sized D cup maybe. She also didnt hesitate when I roamed over her kitty. I tried asking and seeing if she could open up her menu more but she was not budging so I respected her choice. Overall got the job done but I was looking for cfs so probably would not repeat here as I don't like nuru's that much LOL. Also, they didn't have change so I just told them to keep the change if yall decide to come here.

[RedRoddddd]

Haha! I totally agree! I've been told a few times by massage providers that I smell good. I'll ask, usually through a translator app, "What do you mean? I'm not wearing cologne. " They'll say, "Smell clean!" A couple of times, I asked them to explain, knowing the answer. Gents, clean up before getting your rub. Not only will you not offend but you may get more extras because you smell good.

Missed out on a rimjob by a K girl once, cause I didn't shower first. Biggest mistake of my life.

I like places with showers. Go in, take a quick shower, and she knows the banana, nuts and berries are clean.