Massage Parlor Reports

[PomLovesThais]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

I think she is due back this week from Thailand.

[TheDrowned]

I'm usually a crapshoot patron (which is why I stopped reporting, because LOL, everyone can generally tell what they get from an acs), so I can only tell you what I experienced.

The owner is pretty open, so give her a call and inquire.

Called MMS and asked if the latina was working. She told me yes and asked me to come over.

Drove all the way there and saw an old Korean lady doing her best to hide old age behind copious amounts of plastic and make up.

I inquired about the Latina provider again and the answer unsurprisingly changed from a yes to a no. I probably could have called and asked for a lavish date with Marilyn Monroe w/ a request to snort a line of cocaine off of her tits and the answer still would have been yes on the phone. Go ahead and try that line next time and see if you don’t get the generic response of “sure honey come on over”

That's the problem with calling and why it's mostly a futile effort. They will tell you what you want to hear to get you into the door in hopes you'll stay despite the BnS, but I walked away and cut my losses.

[JustDior]

I was recently introduced to this site from Reddit. I'm not from this area, just visiting. I started doing research cause it don't seem to be as easy here as it is in my home state. I went back nearly to August and read a bunch of stories. I just wanted some new information. And I also was confused with the "donations". I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is. I also been on bed page. There aren't any 24/7 AMP like in ATL.

[BahhumBug]

Thought she looked a little different in a photo from one of her recent ads. Chalked it up to camera angle / filter at the time. IMO a gym membership would have done her better than going under the knife.

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

[Kijimuna]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

[Mike85]

Went to Vivi 3 weeks ago. It moved from the old location across from Walgreens. Its near Wawa now and the standard is same, decent shower, good massage and NOVA. Tip negotiation depends on provider. .7 +.4 for the hr.

Hey Smitty, I never knew Vivi was near Walgreens? XYZ is there now. I've been going to them for around 5 years at their current location, behind the shopping center. You are right about the rates, but they have never negotiated with me, they just take what I give. Who did you see when you were there? Jenny hasn't been around for a while. And why haven't they ever offered me a shower? LOL. I never asked, never looked.

[BigPoppa2308]

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[TheDrowned]

Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?

Listen up kiddos! I'm about to spoil the magicians secret. When I was a wee little monger I used to browse the pages for data on the whereabouts of where I can find a good time. Of course as time went on I had questions of my own and only those wiser and more experienced then me had the answer. I knew I couldn't come empty handed so I devised a neat strategy where I would utilize backpage (now masquerading under various different projects such as bedpage) and find one of the many many advertised spas, usually one not often spoken of on the board, thereby taking one for the team (TOFTT). I would then fall asleep and dream of one of these chosen spas and after visiting this dreamland I would hop on this very board and spin a gripping tale of my experience for other mongers to enjoy and sip from like a delicious sangria at a socialites cocktail party.

Because ya see folks it's a party all are invited to, but it's BYOB. The more people that come bearing tasty drinks, the more booze we have to select from and the more fun we mongers can have. It's painstakingly simple math. But sometimes we get that guy who comes in empty handed. Drinks from everyone's bucket of beer has a good time and then leaves. Nobody likes that guy. We call that dude a douche. Nobody's going to lift a finger to help that guy when he's drunk and passed out on the street. Be the other guy who brings exotic drinks you can't find on the market. The kinda stuff that gets ya drunk real quick. That guys going to build up cred fast, and others will be much quicker on the trigger to lend a helping hand when he's got questions.

That's the trick. Go out there try one of the 110+ spas here that Nova has to offer and weave a legacy of your own.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[SmittyJ]

Smile in Chantilly? River in Centreville? Vivi Warrenton?

Went to Vivi 3 weeks ago. It moved from the old location across from Walgreens. Its near Wawa now and the standard is same, decent shower, good massage and NOVA. Tip negotiation depends on provider. .7 +.4 for the hr.

[PomLovesThais]

Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?

I would say take a few minutes and page back thru the reviews with only one post I don't know who is going to answer you.

[Novaaa]

Since when are AMPs sporting latinas in the crew?

The last time I saw that was years ago in Las Vegas.

I haven't been back to TT since Diamond from Shirlington took over the joint years ago. But if this is the usual routine maybe it's worth checking it out.

Can anyone else offer any insight?

VA is lacking good options of Latinas in the MP and even if the chick you saw sucked I'd like to go over just to let MMS know to keep latina in the rotations when possible LOL.

Do not stand in the way of progress and do not forget the names of TheDrowned

I'm usually a crapshoot patron (which is why I stopped reporting, because LOL, everyone can generally tell what they get from an acs), so I can only tell you what I experienced.

The owner is pretty open, so give her a call and inquire.

[Miketastic69]

Smile in Chantilly? River in Centreville? Vivi Warrenton?

[JustDior]

Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?

[TheDrowned]

Since I'm here, let's do another report. Visited TT, it's in an outlet with a phone number ending in 2000. Quiet enough area with nonexistent foot traffic. The initial door opens into a small waiting area, and the owner pops the second door open. . 6 door fee.

Saw two individuals.

First visit was Tina. Early 40's Korean, thicker, but firm enough in the right areas. Lackluster massage. On flip, the up sell began, and I dropped another $. 4. She was enthusiastic, which made up for my lack of attraction, but that's just me. People who like Asian milfs on the mildly thicker side will have no problem. If I was in the mood and lacked options, I'd ask for her again.

The second girl I don't remember her name. Latina, very fat bottomed, thick, short. Same damage, but her acting skills were horrible, and there was no prelude to the main event. I ate a DNF, and she chided me for not being able to close the deal.

After that disappointment, I pulled mamasan aside and asked if there were better options, describing the kind of service I wanted. She laughed me off, saying that no place ran "models". I don't think my ask was that unusual, but okay.

The walls are thin, and I heard another customer that was fairly disgruntled by the rush job he received. Take that as you will.

If you want to go here, ask for Tina, or the Korean lady on call.

Since when are AMPs sporting latinas in the crew?

The last time I saw that was years ago in Las Vegas.

I haven't been back to TT since Diamond from Shirlington took over the joint years ago. But if this is the usual routine maybe it's worth checking it out.

Can anyone else offer any insight?

VA is lacking good options of Latinas in the MP and even if the chick you saw sucked I'd like to go over just to let MMS know to keep latina in the rotations when possible LOL.

Do not stand in the way of progress and do not forget the names of TheDrowned

[Novaaa]

Since I'm here, let's do another report. Visited TT, it's in an outlet with a phone number ending in 2000. Quiet enough area with nonexistent foot traffic. The initial door opens into a small waiting area, and the owner pops the second door open. . 6 door fee.

Saw two individuals.

First visit was Tina. Early 40's Korean, thicker, but firm enough in the right areas. Lackluster massage. On flip, the up sell began, and I dropped another $. 4. She was enthusiastic, which made up for my lack of attraction, but that's just me. People who like Asian milfs on the mildly thicker side will have no problem. If I was in the mood and lacked options, I'd ask for her again.

The second girl I don't remember her name. Latina, very fat bottomed, thick, short. Same damage, but her acting skills were horrible, and there was no prelude to the main event. I ate a DNF, and she chided me for not being able to close the deal.

After that disappointment, I pulled mamasan aside and asked if there were better options, describing the kind of service I wanted. She laughed me off, saying that no place ran "models". I don't think my ask was that unusual, but okay.

The walls are thin, and I heard another customer that was fairly disgruntled by the rush job he received. Take that as you will.

If you want to go here, ask for Tina, or the Korean lady on call.