Massage Parlor Reports

[Moejoo]

I saw Nicol late last week. Fake lips, fake tits, fake ass. Having said that she has a thin waist nice legs, and for my tastes in a superficial fake way she looked very hot and sexy. That was the best part for me. Her English is somewhere between poor and almost none, I have poor hearing and communication was almost impossible. She was on the rag with a tampon and would not take her one piece all the way off. Tits looked great and great big eraser nipples. Face look tired, maybe Botox has worn off. Maybe because she was on the rag she was in a bad mood but the time was somewhat strained. Way too much fake moaning, I don't really believe that by giving me a HJ she gets so excited that she sounds like she is having an O. I asked about L3 next time and was quoted 400. Kept trying to make her understand that this time was kind of a washout and I wanted to give it a go when she was back to full strength but that I would not come back if I thought it was going to be 400. FWIW I wouldn't consider FS with her for more than 200.

[TJGeek]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed..

I've seen Laura twice (last time more than 6 months ago) and both times got CBJ & CFS for about 300. Had fun both times and no rush.

[AngelBravo]

Does anyone know if Elena (or Elana) or Yasmine is still doing massage at some new places after Masajnow closes its door? Highly interested in such information, especially Elena's if she's still in this business. Thanks!

I would also be interested if anyone has any info.

[Jamesn]

Does anyone know if Elena (or Elana) or Yasmine is still doing massage at some new places after Masajnow closes its door? Highly interested in such information, especially Elena's if she's still in this business. Thanks!

[Thom Thumb]

Thai girls tend to give BBBJ when you can find them. The three girls I knew at Ozone and Oki Doki pre-COVID gave it up every time.

Have had Chinese and Korean. Interested in trying other Asian delicacies. Welcome any suggestions.

[LiquorThnPoker]

Long-time poster, but had to make a new account since I was getting blackmailed by a psychopath from SA.

I saw some questions about Andrea at CLM, so thought I should share my experience. I was looking for FS, and did a lot of research on multiple review sites, and saw that she offered it for 250 way back in the day. I was willing to splurge, since my options for young, thin, Euro hotties are limited.

She does look like her photos. Tallish, model-thin, tanned skin, and long dark hair. She has a pretty face, is probably late 20's, and told me she is half Italian, half persian. She has a very cool exotic look, and her massage is like that as well. Reasonable pressure, has some interesting techniques on the arms and hands. But not quite AMP or CMT quality. She did not do any body-to-body, since I asked for oil, and she can't get oil on her skin (might have better luck if you pick lotion). On the flip, she wanted 100 for mutual touch (I've never heard of that at CLM) 200 for a BJ (I didn't ask if it was CBJ, or BBBJ. Since I was not interested in that), and said she doesn't do FS at this venue, since it is out of our price range. I asked what it was, and she said 1000. Obviously, I left disappointed.

Has anyone recently had FS with Laura? I've seen mixed reports on whether she offers that.

[Mitsom]

If you stop by BHC don't bother with the hour massage LOL.

Just made a stop there. Landed a pint sized cutie with a beautiful face and such a cute little butt. Had a little bit of a tire roll but it was cute too. Wore a cute little blue outfit and short skirt. Gave me two different names either of which I remember. Took her three times asking me if I wanted full hour massage (after already paying for full hour) before I picked up what she was putting down and after about 3 minutes of back rub went straight to the flip.

[RichL1234]

Hoping you TOFTT and report back!

Just average looks, service was L1 with a little bit of Russian thrown in, great private location, overall ok value. No talk of extras at all . She is a cool laid back person.

[Member #6913]

Thai girls tend to give BBBJ when you can find them. The three girls I knew at Ozone and Oki Doki pre-COVID gave it up every time.

Appreciate the BBBJ intel. Hear nothing but good things about West River and Ozone.

[Member #6913]

Any intel on https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/5129033.htm ?

Looks, service, extras?

Thinking of seeing her tomorrow but wanted to check first if someone has tried her.

Hoping you TOFTT and report back!

[Fit312]

Kelly or Emily at West River Spa should do the job. They give good massages there, have a table shower and will do BBJ. Just might cost you. $100-140 depending on the girl. I really like some of the girls at Ozone (similarly pricey) but I have never gotten a BBJ there.

Thai girls tend to give BBBJ when you can find them. The three girls I knew at Ozone and Oki Doki pre-COVID gave it up every time.

[Walker333]

This might be a dumb question, but what do you mean "use the backdoor", is it so you're not spotted using the front door?

Yes, some visitors don't want to be spotted walking in or out. Moreover, some owners are concerned about being visibly busy as well.

[CanadianGuy]

Any intel on https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...es/5129033.htm ?

Looks, service, extras?

Thinking of seeing her tomorrow but wanted to check first if someone has tried her.

[LaughingM123]

Off Ashland and Lincoln. I've been here a bunch of the years, they'll let you use the back door if you call ahead. Anyways, knocked at the back and greeted by an older one (Cherry? Peaked around the corner and saw Anna who is a hell of a time. BBBJ, and rimming for multi rounds in the past, 40's with nice C cups. She table showered me and while we chatted I mentioned I had never had Jessica who I've heard good things about. We go back to the room and to my surprise Jessica is waiting for me. Super playful, mid-30's? Nice body with perky B cups. Very fuckable. Best massage I've had in a LONG time, she did some knee / walking on my back and was ultra attentive to were I was tight. I had my hands all over her while she worked. On flip we negotiated, 1. 2 for everything to come off. Said she couldn't give it all today since it was her time of the month but everything came off none the less, one BBBJ and one pop HJ. She was sexy, I begged to bend her over and she giggled "next time". Will repeat because I need to have at that tight little thing.

This might be a dumb question, but what do you mean "use the backdoor", is it so you're not spotted using the front door?

[DMichaels69]

Go to New Hope, ask for Jessica, let her do her quality massage then ask for it and see what happens. If she says no then see if she might have a price point for that. I had one tell me bad bad bad but then she asked how might give her for that and it worked out. Also, at X I don't think the standard 140 tip would get you there but if you offered more it might.

Is there any place where a BBBJ is reliably available, from a reliably attractive MT? I come down there somewhat frequently, I've been going to exercise spa in MT Prospect but they don't offer BBBJ, and I also am ready for a change of scenery (I do love the TS followed by the sauna, though).

I noticed somebody just reported a BBBJ at new hope right before I posted this, but then I look on RM and almost every review says CBJ only. Just looking for anywhere in Chicago where it's a quality experience with a quality masseuse and the BBBJ is offered regularly. Would strongly prefer a parlor set up to an apartment, hopefully with a table shower.

Thank you kindly, and if you ever find yourself in mke or other parts of wisconsin I would gladly trade info, but as I am sure you know, you have it much better in your state.