Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

So I have noticed some things as of late with most of the AMPs now days.

1. Alot more rushed service if there is a HE. Used to be able to get a massage after, but now most try to rush you out. Sometimes I do not care, but wow, it's almost always now.

2. Not changing the sheets. Or at minimum the towel your junk is on. This has made me reconsider the hobby alot as of late. I used to see them remove sheets and such, now they just rearrange it all.

3. Greedy. Usually it was the young hotties, but lately even the older ones who are past their primes want 200+ for shit. If this continues, I will just go back to a couple trustworthy providers on TNA or Tryst.

I know it has always been this way in some form, but has anyone else noticed it getting worse this past year?

At about a third of the places, girls insisting on the tip in the middle of the massage. What a turn off. I haven't had a great experience when giving tip during massage, it's like once they have the money in hand, they are less motivated to put good energy into it.

[IntoFun]

So I have noticed some things as of late with most of the AMPs now days.

1. Alot more rushed service if there is a HE. Used to be able to get a massage after, but now most try to rush you out. Sometimes I do not care, but wow, it's almost always now.

2. Not changing the sheets. Or at minimum the towel your junk is on. This has made me reconsider the hobby alot as of late. I used to see them remove sheets and such, now they just rearrange it all.

3. Greedy. Usually it was the young hotties, but lately even the older ones who are past their primes want 200+ for shit. If this continues, I will just go back to a couple trustworthy providers on TNA or Tryst.

I know it has always been this way in some form, but has anyone else noticed it getting worse this past year?

Yes I have noticed all the above.

Thought it was just me noticing the sheet thing. Yuck. Seem to get rushed constantly and more dollars haggle. Might be time to take up golf. LOL.

[IntoFun]

I'm new to this and I'm looking for recommendations on places in Portland / Beaverton / Hillsboro. Preferences are Asians 20-30.

What are average costs for each kind of service?

My advise would be read through this forum for help and hints. Go out spend some time and dollars. Report back how it went.

Thats what we all did. Good luck in your search.

[Drex Diggler2]

So I have noticed some things as of late with most of the AMPs now days.

1. Alot more rushed service if there is a HE. Used to be able to get a massage after, but now most try to rush you out. Sometimes I do not care, but wow, it's almost always now.

2. Not changing the sheets. Or at minimum the towel your junk is on. This has made me reconsider the hobby alot as of late. I used to see them remove sheets and such, now they just rearrange it all.

3. Greedy. Usually it was the young hotties, but lately even the older ones who are past their primes want 200+ for shit. If this continues, I will just go back to a couple trustworthy providers on TNA or Tryst.

I know it has always been this way in some form, but has anyone else noticed it getting worse this past year?

[NewNut]

I'm new to this and I'm looking for recommendations on places in Portland / Beaverton / Hillsboro. Preferences are Asians 20-30.

What are average costs for each kind of service?

[NewLook146]

Seems there is FS here, I said another girl name and try to ask for her, and to strike a conversation.

Some new girl. Around 30's. Average body.

I didn't stay to take it, one thing I remember something she said like "depends on what you want", sounds like she has each price fixed for type of action.

[EricMongor]

Stopped by this AMP again last week, had the same girl with a huge cleavage wearing in skirt. Pretty looking 30-40 ish. Led me to room, undressed, and facedown. She came in I asked for full and took the 2.0. No shower here, she came back and spray alcohol on the hard stick, a little burn but I do like the tingling. She did a great BBBJ and some DT. Did some DATY on that clean shaved. The best part is after, that pussy is wet, she said no cover. She got a tight pussy, I know I will came in no time. She insisted no inside a couple times. I did it for a few minutes and popped on her belly. Best no cover f I had have in a while. Your experience may differ. Will come back later. Hey guys, let me know if there are some that can do cum inside or CIM.

[NoFearToTry]

Could you two take your immaturity into the privacy of PMs? Nobody else is impressed or interested as it adds no value to anyone's lives here, so making a public display of your chimpanzee ego-masturbating shit-flinging just wastes everyone else's time. And let future squabblers take note as well: keep your crying at each other in private. Thanks.

I couldn't agree more thank you for putting it just so perfectly.

[Benson008]

Swung by Aloha. LOTS of foot traffic in front and around. Parking lot is full do to other businesses and there is always one or two people smoking one door down at Richards. I was never a big fan of places this exposed so I didn't go in. Each their own though so if someone does go let us know.

Decide since I was close to Asian Flower I would hit that up. I haven't been here for several months. Walked in from an empty parking lot and was greeted by "Ewa or Eva" 20-30. Tight body with a sundress on. Got the hour Massage ($60) and a butt slap on the way back. About 10 min into a weak massage, and some hand roaming by both of us she asked to flip. I usually like the back massage to last longer (to get the hour) and also allows lots of teasing from both. Note to self: ask for 30 min next time. With limited English and hushed tones she wanted to haggle. SMH. Asking $160 and $120 for service. Ehhh No. Got the $140 "discount" price. Again SMH, but little head was in charge. During this time another customer came in asking for her. She goes out and tells them to comeback in 10 min. WTF. Definitely ask for 30 min next time. Comes back and with barley any foreplay or effort tries to cram on the cover over my half staff. Once on it was Mish only. I prefer Cowboy or at least start at it but that was a big no. So here I am trying my best at Mish, without any warmup, and I'm not feeling it. So I'm like OK BJ? She leaves and comes back with a cellophane wrap. Jesus Crist. All I can do is laugh and know that I just took 2 bills and lit it on fire. I hope you guys can at least get some laughs from my misery. LOL.

On Sunday morning after TG at 11 am I was the first in and no interruptions I asked for an Hour and got an average medium pressure massage from the only one there. That lasted for a good HH and I made no advances while she made some minor ones. I was a bit jacked up and ready to go after a long break and this was obvious after the flip. She wanted her tip and left the room with it, (no refunds). She was gone for a long time and came back with a small baggie that she was drizzling some oil in. I said no put that away. She showed me her pad in panties but just a little its ok. So she lubed and readied for mish and I went for it to finish. I will not be returning because it was all so mechanical.

[Phantxtc]

LMFAO troll. I def remember what YOUR mama said to me, "suckie, suckie after butt fuckie".

Could you two take your immaturity into the privacy of PMs? Nobody else is impressed or interested as it adds no value to anyone's lives here, so making a public display of your chimpanzee ego-masturbating shit-flinging just wastes everyone else's time. And let future squabblers take note as well: keep your crying at each other in private. Thanks.

[Souljurn]

I went to a new place in Tigard by convenience store on Walnut and got an attractive lady that said she had only been there 5 days. So I figured some of the latest massages reviews couldn't apply to her. Sadly to to say it was the worst massage experience I've ever had. I actually like a good massage, she did do the standard HE, but honestly after such a bad massage I wasn't as interested. Now on the flip side a place I liked near Capital Hwy and Barbur Blvd had great massages with HE, but alas Miss Tiffany has returned to China. There is a young lady that does a very nice massage, but there is no extra available. Feel guilty only giving 20 for a good regular massage and 40 for horrible massage with HE. If I had to choose again, it was be the oood massage with no extra. .

Some lady's don't like positive reviews if it states that more is available as they feel with even their fake names, that they could be set up for a sting. Most are terrified about being sent back to China.

This was my experience too. They looked great and don't mind touching but so far the massages vary widely (I only had a good one once, the rest were pretty terrible) and even after warming them up with repeat visits the best they do is standard HE and most of the girls hurry through it. The last girl I was with almost ripped Johhnny off and I got pretty mad because it hurt like shit and I half-limped out of there. Haven't been back since and can't recommend it at all. I always try to give those outside of Portland a chance since the city is overall garbage and traffic is a pain to deal with, but Tigard / Tualatin / Beaverton don't have much going on and the few places I get FS at are either due to relationships with specific ladies or just the very few generally known places.

[Drex Diggler2]

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

Save your money. Massage is okm but no fun to be had at this time.

[MisterJimmy]

Why?

Did your ego get bruised so now you have to shithouse?

Remember what your mama said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, then shut your piehole."

There is absolutely no call for you to comment at all except to be argumentative. Why be a dick?

LMFAO troll. I def remember what YOUR mama said to me, "suckie, suckie after butt fuckie".

[MpDuck]

Swung by Aloha. LOTS of foot traffic in front and around. Parking lot is full do to other businesses and there is always one or two people smoking one door down at Richards. I was never a big fan of places this exposed so I didn't go in. Each their own though so if someone does go let us know.

Decide since I was close to Asian Flower I would hit that up. I haven't been here for several months. Walked in from an empty parking lot and was greeted by "Ewa or Eva" 20-30. Tight body with a sundress on. Got the hour Massage ($60) and a butt slap on the way back. About 10 min into a weak massage, and some hand roaming by both of us she asked to flip. I usually like the back massage to last longer (to get the hour) and also allows lots of teasing from both. Note to self: ask for 30 min next time. With limited English and hushed tones she wanted to haggle. SMH. Asking $160 and $120 for service. Ehhh No. Got the $140 "discount" price. Again SMH, but little head was in charge. During this time another customer came in asking for her. She goes out and tells them to comeback in 10 min. WTF. Definitely ask for 30 min next time. Comes back and with barley any foreplay or effort tries to cram on the cover over my half staff. Once on it was Mish only. I prefer Cowboy or at least start at it but that was a big no. So here I am trying my best at Mish, without any warmup, and I'm not feeling it. So I'm like OK BJ? She leaves and comes back with a cellophane wrap. Jesus Crist. All I can do is laugh and know that I just took 2 bills and lit it on fire. I hope you guys can at least get some laughs from my misery. LOL.

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

[Weste503]

I visited early afternoon recently on a weekday. Greeted by a young lady with long black hair, full makeup, and a conservative red top with black skirt. 5. for HHr. She led me back to a room and I got undressed when I asked her name I was surprised by how good her English was. She said lily and seemed to be in her 30's. At first I thought she asked if it was my first time visiting but then she clarified it was her first day at the parlor. She was very friendly and talkative. The massage was first rate, however she kept the towel covering my lower half while she massaged. I settled in to simply enjoy a high quality massage, however on the flip better than average HE, not rushed, no jackhammer and zero mention of tip. 4.

HIGHS.

Great massage.

No haggling.

LOWS.

Beautiful lady but she was too covered up.

Although YMMV, would return.