Massage Parlor Reports

**Gstunt** · 11-29-21 11:19

Been out of the hobby for a while, but thinking about getting back in. SXL looks like a good spot. I know the door fee is .8 and any additional items (L1) maybe $ - but do y'all tip in addition to this? Also. Any recommendations on Juju or Kelly or someone in particular?

**DLover64** · 11-28-21 19:34

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

I used to bang Lisa many "moons" ago -- back when Mercy Acupuncture was by the fire station in Chinatown, and before they moved to Wentworth and went essentially legit. Kelly now of SXL used to go by "Lisa" at Mercy and gave flat out PSE service. Ah, the good old days. Closing the loop on Moon, I haven't been there since the pandemic, but Apple has always been pretty friendly, good HJ, generally allow the girls out to play.

I concur on Lisa's pse, especially when she was at Senina. I did things with her that'll keep me out of heaven.

**LiveToGolf1964** · 11-28-21 18:44

I did find a nice lady that gave a fantastic rub while I was in town. She is an attractive lady that gives a very professional massage but only a L1 release. https://chicago.rubratings.com/225347.

**Jinurso** · 11-28-21 18:21

Originally Posted by GeorgeBoyd [View Original Post]

Lmao I did not realize that. She mentioned something about how she doesn't like to go L3 with guys all the time during the massage, but it wasn't much of an issue to convince her to give me a BJ. Uncovered too. I must be her type haha.

Interesting. I wonder if anybody else has any recent reports on her. You're definitely the first to provide a report for Salma where she provided anything beyond L1. Definitely something to monitor.

**Zagal** · 11-28-21 18:16

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

Are there any Indian parlors up that way?

I second this heavily! Love these type of women!

**Biliator** · 11-28-21 16:47

Originally Posted by GBaby32 [View Original Post]

I have massage was good the HJ was also decent nothing to rave about.

I used to bang Lisa many "moons" ago -- back when Mercy Acupuncture was by the fire station in Chinatown, and before they moved to Wentworth and went essentially legit. Kelly now of SXL used to go by "Lisa" at Mercy and gave flat out PSE service. Ah, the good old days. Closing the loop on Moon, I haven't been there since the pandemic, but Apple has always been pretty friendly, good HJ, generally allow the girls out to play.

**Biliator** · 11-28-21 16:42

Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]

I for one wish Chinatown was located on the north side, like Little India on Devon. So much easier for me to get to as well.

Are there any Indian parlors up that way?

**LotsaFunInChi** · 11-28-21 15:58

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Anyone try CMT on Montrose lately, they are offering new latina therapists and I'm curious to know if anyone has checked out the new talent yet?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/256151

I did, I TOFTT on Ari and reported on here. Dressed the part. Stripper outfit all tatted, 3/10 massage and no extras.

**GMan25** · 11-28-21 13:49

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

It's relatively safe during the day. I wouldn't walk around there at night.

I have a provider friend who when back in Chicago, stays in an apartment just a couple of blocks south Chinatown. She flat out says it isn't safe to go out at night. Also, the reason you don't see these types of establishments on Michigan ave is b / c the rent is too high etc.

**IMissCutler** · 11-28-21 12:01

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

I went to Moon today and left happy as usual. Older MT gave a good TS and went to work on the flip without any hesitation.

Have any of you guys had any fun with the girl with the big tits who sits up front??

She has been known to go around the block multiple times. Request her and then the room number that has a bed in it and you'll enjoy yourself. She isn't the best to look at but does have huge tits.

**GeorgeBoyd** · 11-28-21 10:49

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Whoa whoa whoa. What happened with Salma? Since the beginning she's been steadfast in not doing anything more than L1. She would brag about how guys would offer her hundreds to do more and she refused, no matter how much. I believed her because she always came across as a somewhat matronly asexual bumpkin in pursuit of an American husband who only gets by because of her passing resemblance to Salma Hayek playing Frida Kahlo.

Did something change? What's her menu looking like now? IMO she needs a sexy makeover but has potential. The very first time we made out a lot and we played just the tip and I made her cum. We exchanged numbers and I thought I found a diamond in the rough. But each time after that her menu got smaller. No more DFK and no more nude grinding the second visit. No kissing at all the third visit. No laying down with me the fourth visit. By the fifth and final visit it was just a massage and not even L1. I couldn't understand why we were going backwards when the opposite should have been happening.

I'd give it another shot if she upgraded her menu.

Lmao I did not realize that. She mentioned something about how she doesn't like to go L3 with guys all the time during the massage, but it wasn't much of an issue to convince her to give me a BJ. Uncovered too. I must be her type haha.

**GBaby32** · 11-28-21 09:54

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

I went to Moon today and left happy as usual. Older MT gave a good TS and went to work on the flip without any hesitation.

Have any of you guys had any fun with the girl with the big tits who sits up front??

I have massage was good the HJ was also decent nothing to rave about.

**Ron M** · 11-28-21 00:09

It's relatively safe during the day. I wouldn't walk around there at night.

**Wirelessone** · 11-28-21 00:04

Originally Posted by LiveToGolf1964 [View Original Post]

That is interesting as I always thought of Chicago as a nice city. I walked around China twon area for a while and had lunch down there and never felt threatened at all. But I get what you are saying but in my experience, they never have this type of businesses in the nicer areas of the city. Could you imagine walking down Michigan near WaterTower and being able to get a nice massage while your SO is shopping at WaterTower.

Is a nice city thing.

**Wirelessone** · 11-27-21 23:59

Originally Posted by LiveToGolf1964 [View Original Post]

For a city the size of Chicago, I have been unimpressed with the AMPs. Compared to what I just sampled in LA last week, I just could not go through with it at Hong Kong. I asked who else was available and ended up telling them I forgot my wallet in car and never went back.

Means Chicago is on a downward slope to attract talent, whether it be in finance, tech or the massage industry. Hell, even California is a net exporter of population to the more affordable Southern United States. You can also add in we don't have the latina massage parlors based on our Latin and Mexican population either.

Unfortunately, Asian residents are under attack in urban cities as they are known to carry large sums of cash and have gold jewelry in both their businesses and homes and to be generally unarmed as well.

San Francisco has gone so far as to tell Asian home owners to make their homes less Asian in appearance, no Red front doors, no Buddha's or the cat thing with the swinging arm out front. When your government is telling you that they won't,not can't but won't protect you, all you can do is leave or don't come here in the first place