Massage Parlor Reports

[MI-USMC]

See Faith, you will leave happy.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...408244614.html

Full service or just HJ?

[XirCom]

After looking at the Grand rapids page a while back I thought Michigan looked like a great place to go but after reading through the last 20 pages for Detroit it seems there's no non Asian providers worth a damn? Just looking for a white woman to a massage in a safe place with HE. Nothing more. Indy only has a few on the dl but they're there. At least your strip club scene looks much better than ours.

See Faith, you will leave happy.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/b...408244614.html

[TeeTime69]

Yep. Mattress on floor. It's her. She is the reason I don't see private providers anymore without multiple good reviews. I never felt such shame and embarrassment as when I left. It was one of those "what are you doing with your life" moments for me.

My first experience involved a young lady in a condo. It didn't start well. Ten minutes out, she "asked" for a $20 increase. I arrived to find an early 20's gal in her jammies. Decent looking.

She took me down to an unfinished basement that doubled as a smokers lounge. You guessed it, a mattress on the floor. Service was rushed and that was the positive.

I ran into her five years and 35 pounds later. She was running a profile on WhatsYourPrice.com Took a pass

[Member #6060]

Yeah no bed due to the bedbugs situation.

Yep. Mattress on floor. It's her. She is the reason I don't see private providers anymore without multiple good reviews. I never felt such shame and embarrassment as when I left. It was one of those "what are you doing with your life" moments for me.

[NeilYoung999]

She live in Bloomfield on the River apts on Telegraph? I think it's the same lady who lactated. She had no bed and no doors on the rooms. Terrifying.

Yeah no bed due to the bedbugs situation.

[SpasRhealing]

She live in Bloomfield on the River apts on Telegraph? I think it's the same lady who lactated. She had no bed and no doors on the rooms. Terrifying.

Please don't forget about the front door that was kicked in and never repaired so can even lock it. Good stuff.

[Keepinitclean]

After looking at the Grand rapids page a while back I thought Michigan looked like a great place to go but after reading through the last 20 pages for Detroit it seems there's no non Asian providers worth a damn? Just looking for a white woman to a massage in a safe place with HE. Nothing more. Indy only has a few on the dl but they're there. At least your strip club scene looks much better than ours.

[TokyoJump1]

Does Evian Spa offer a CBJ or anything more than just HJ?

[Member #6060]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/mas...g/007104986850

This woman is a pig about 60 pounds heavier than her pics has meth mouth and boils on her face she tried to charge me $1. 4. 0.

I wouldn't even give her $8. 0 smh I got out of there so fast never again you've. Been warned.

She live in Bloomfield on the River apts on Telegraph? I think it's the same lady who lactated. She had no bed and no doors on the rooms. Terrifying.

[Kimha55]

That's true about the beauty but at least at Empire you can get to completion with the CBJ. Most places that offer it aren't talented enough.

Hard to get to completion, when you are looking at a 55 year old with a bad attitude, just saying.

[Anon2854]

Is M1 really under new management? Just saw an ad to the effect. Old mamasan was always a *****.

[RstWolves]

Yes what he said. Those pics are 10 years old or more. She is high volume, rushed and loves animals a little too much as in dogs everywhere, dog do do everywhere, place smells like wet dogs.

Hard to believe she's still high volume with all these awful reviews LOL. I've always wanted to give her a try but these reviews keep me away.

[JAsian]

They're cracking down on these AMP's. The hidden massage Spa in Southfield before they vanished was perfect. I need to know where some more of those are. I don't care if it's in the back of a Chinese restaurant and knock 3 x on a fake wall that's really a door to let you in. If anybody has a low key spot please let me know. Or if you regularly get one at a legit spa please let me know.

Because now I can't get comfortable at these Spa's. Too nervous that the cops might raid the place while I'm balls deep in a provider. With that being said. Anybody ever get any FS at Evian Spa?

I just came from Jackson over the weekend and I am not going to post in this forum about it but I will tell you the difference between Jackson and Metro Detroit spa's are galaxies apart.

Ahhh, the hidden spa on Southfield. It was one of my favorites. My favorite was the apartment in MH. That was a weekly stop and if the provider wasn't exactly my type, the hidden spa was sure to have it. I had no need to visit any other places. Seemed like everyone liked Big Boob Linda at the apartment. One of my favorites was the tiny fireball Monica. I did have a favorite I took a liking to, but she eventually became unavailable. The good old days.

[Thor444]

Let me know if you find anything.

The finger tip tease a plus.

What does "the finger tip tease" mean in this context? Genuinely curious.

[IAmNotMe]

I don't know where that cot dam spike came from. This past summer I was getting FS for 1. Or 1. 2 depending on who I got but They told me 1. 4 for CBJ I'm like hell naw and left. Blue balls and all I will not return.

140 is steep but it would be worth it if they didn't make it seem like it's such a difficult task to perform and act like they need a months rest after it's done. It is their job and they're getting a premium for it. You would think they would have mastered it by now. Is anyone there who can perform the task to perfection? PM a name if you know please.