Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Went to Downey Therapeutic a couple of weeks ago on Friday. Mamasan asked if I wanted Asian or Latina. I went with Asian and got Apple. Mamasan accidently walked me into the room with the Latina. I didn't get a good look, but I should have picked her. I paid. 6 for 1/2 hour so I'm not sure if the price went up recently. Apple was Korean who is in her 40's or maybe even 50. I could not tell with her mask on. Average looking and a little chubby, but she had big tits so I went with it. Her massage skills were not good. It was mostly her sitting on my back and pushing down. After about 5 minutes of this I turned over and started negotiating. She wanted. 8 for a HJ and 1. 2 for FS. I only brought in 1. 0 so I offered her. 4 for the HJ. After a few minutes of back and forth, she agreed and told me One time only. Next time bring more money. Then she wanted the. 4 upfront so I had to give it to her. That killed the mood. She lifted up her bra and lowered her panties, but her attitude didn't make it the best experience. I tried FIV, but she blocked me. Nothing memorable about the HJ. I would try this place again, but if I saw Apple I would not repeat.

The place has been around for 25+ years and it's an old reliable. You always get what you want there, usually from an older Asian provider. I've never had anyone negotiate or even mention tips there so that part is new to me. Fairly recently, Downey Massage in the next strip mall over closed down and a lot of their Latina providers ended up moving over. They didn't have Latina providers until a couple years ago, and the ones I've seen there have been young and smoking hot. I rarely get up that way anymore but when I do now I make sure to ask for a Latina.

[Grimmy23]

I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.

The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.

Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.

I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.

I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.

So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.

Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.

Commercial storefront rent is pretty expensive. Where my shop is it runs $4-$5 per square foot by the time you include CAM fees, and I'm not in West LA. Where Goldfinger is it's probably more like $5-$6/ SF. I've never been to Goldfinger but it sounds like a smaller space. Maybe 1000 SF. So their rent + CAM is probably in the neighborhood of $5 - $6 K. Laundry. Shit, that's a tough one. With 40 "clients" a day, that's 40 sheets to be washed. You can get 5, maybe 6 if you cram, sheets in a washing machine. That's at least 8 loads of laundry a day just for sheets, and you still need to wash towels. An hour wash cycle and an hour dry cycle, and you're lucky if one dry cycle gets your load of sheets dry, so you're looking at that damn washer and dryer running every hour of the day that you're open. Then you have to fold all that shit and put it away, and that's more labor intensive than you think. At my spa we use a linen service (my spa is legit, so we use 2 sheets per guest because everyone is draped). That costs me around $2 k / month. If we washed in house we would need two sets of machines, plus labor to do all of the laundry, plus maintenance on the machines, detergent (adds up quickly), and utilities to run them. Most smaller storefronts don't have a gas line, so you have to go with electric appliances and that shit is expensive to run. My electric bill is over $1000/ month. So in the end, my $2 k linen service costs about the same as what in-house laundry would cost (we still wash our own towels in house, and that's a full time job in itself even without having to deal with sheets). And then there's replacement costs. You can only wash stuff so many times before it starts falling apart. Towels at my place last about 2 months.

This is why I don't trust MPs to be properly washing their sheets. Most don't have the resources to do it right, unless they have two washing machines and two dryers and a full time person tending to them. They're most likely cutting corners, running short wash cycles etc.

They're still making money, but the truth about most of these places is the "owner" is a shell owner / pawn for the real business owner who is likely somewhere in Hong Kong outside the reach of law enforcement. The shell owner sends most of the cash overseas, and if he gets nabbed by LE the real owner just finds another pawn. They can make decent money but most aren't getting rich from running these places.

[PriscillaM]

Here are some observations from goldfinger:

- the other day a dude on a cane who barely could walk was being escorted to the back door. If I get to the point that I can't walk, kind of like our president almost, I am not sure I should be getting wacked off at goldfinger.

- the other day I saw a masked darker complexioned. Kind of Italian guy. He looked to me, and I am hetero, fuckable. He saw me and froze like medusa hit him. I will tell you that when I was like in my 20's and looked like shit, I once went to a strip club. I thought it was the lamest thing ever. If you are that good looking you need to go on facebook dating to find a girl to fuck on.

- yesterday someone took a crap and it smelled like a dead body. Really guys, can you try some fucken decency.

- some muther fucker left the wet cum clean off towel wadded in the couch in room 4 the other day.

- Vanessa is really fucken nasty. She looks like mary from chens younger sister.

- the apparently have a shower there, anyone try it?

[PriscillaM]

I think these gals are like contractors and only work for tips. They are not even 1099 at the end of the year. If they don't make their minimum, then they owner will pay them (not). IMHO.

So take Angela. She is there from 10 to 10. That is 12 hours. I assume they give her a wrist break of an hour and a wash with alcohol break for an hour. So 10 hours and I assume some mongers are dumb enough and sprung enough to get it done in a half and pay 40 for the half.

She is at 80% capacity I assume, so I am going to average her at 60 bucks an hour, or 480 a day. That right there is 2 k a week at a four day week. She prolly needs a few days off to delouse of all the DNA splatter.

If he 1099's her. Which you cannot do any longer under AB5 - he would prolly 1099 her at 15 an hour an hour for 48 hours a week, or 720. So he is making 1300 a week. If she jerks off ten guys a day and keeps half her tips, that is like another 250 a day for her on top of her 150, so she is making 400 a day.

The fact is that there is a lot of money running through there.

[FabioAldeaDiaz]

Hello Mongers.

I am visiting Burbank this coming weekend for 3 days only. I'm from Utah and believe me: in here is as dry as fu.

I would love to visit or find a white blonde MSW. Due to language barrier I would prefer to avoid any AMP.

Thanks in advance. I have high hopes.

[Huch66]

Went to Downey Therapeutic a couple of weeks ago on Friday. Mamasan asked if I wanted Asian or Latina. I went with Asian and got Apple. Mamasan accidently walked me into the room with the Latina. I didn't get a good look, but I should have picked her. I paid. 6 for 1/2 hour so I'm not sure if the price went up recently. Apple was Korean who is in her 40's or maybe even 50. I could not tell with her mask on. Average looking and a little chubby, but she had big tits so I went with it. Her massage skills were not good. It was mostly her sitting on my back and pushing down. After about 5 minutes of this I turned over and started negotiating. She wanted. 8 for a HJ and 1. 2 for FS. I only brought in 1. 0 so I offered her. 4 for the HJ. After a few minutes of back and forth, she agreed and told me One time only. Next time bring more money. Then she wanted the. 4 upfront so I had to give it to her. That killed the mood. She lifted up her bra and lowered her panties, but her attitude didn't make it the best experience. I tried FIV, but she blocked me. Nothing memorable about the HJ. I would try this place again, but if I saw Apple I would not repeat.

[FishyHunter]

I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.

The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.

Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.

I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.

I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.

So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.

Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.

I think these gals are like contractors and only work for tips. They are not even 1099 at the end of the year. If they don't make their minimum, then they owner will pay them (not). IMHO.

[PriscillaM]

Oops. Please delete my prior work in progress:

For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:

1. Angela. The best looking, age certified (24-35) gal at a westside non full service who allows guys apparently to suck on her natural bees and play with her bushie in 2021 and probably since the advent of the handjob. For me, she is a little too shy, I have never been allowed to finger the growler and she just shows me her tits. But she is damn cute.

2. kiki. A westside treasure, a little older, but hella fun to finger and get a handjob from. I was worried the vax was affecting my distance, but her dickwork was good and I hit off the table.

3. penny. The weekend kiki. Not very consistent about taking off clothes. Weird that she is no longer even bothering to massage me. She just tickles my back and nuts for just about 8 minutes, turns me over for 20 minutes of soft and slow cock massage.

4. Emily. Will not take off clothes, but excellent dickwork skills.

5. Amy. A disaster. Should be sent to work in one of your shithole places in lomita. A total mercenary. One of the few that will not take off her mask. Times you out and like giggles when you blow.

6. selena. A fatso, she looks like an anime person.

7. cici. Meat. Nothing to write on USA sexguide about. I never have had her hands on my dick, I just see her there.

8. vanessa. I keep thinking she is management. She is an older gal with fake tits whose head looks like she has been hit by a crowbar for the first 30 years of her life on a daily basis.

[PriscillaM]

For all you lurkers who do not have the ballies to contribute, here are the techs at goldfinger:

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[PriscillaM]

I have been to lots of MPs. Goldfinger's door entry bell is like a windchime in a cat 4 hurricane. I am trying to figure out what the place grosses in a day, but I think they must jerk off at least 30 guys there a day. I was there for an hour and 5 mongers came in. I won't say what percentage asked to use the can, but it is pretty high.

The place is open 11 hours a day and I go there during prime hours because I am not some kind of perv.

Assuming 40 dollars per "head", that is 1200 dollars a day, or about 35 k a month.

I assume the rent is not more than 4 k a month.

I wonder what the girls make outside of tip, but maybe he pays the girls 100 bucks a day and lets them keep 50% of the tips. I assume the tips are like 150% at least of the cover, so another 1800 dollars a day, or 900 to ownership. He is making 700 a day on cover and 900 on tips, and he pays about 250 a day on rent and laundry. So he makes 1100 a day eating shrimp in fucken diamond bar. That is about 400 k.

So he pays about 200 bucks a day on.

Assuming the owner pays minimum wage of some kind, he has like.

[Kukku MrDun]

Downey Massage, between Firestone & Imperial.

Door was blocked- could see the doorstop on the other side, so assumed the providers were busy. No matter, I'll wait my turn.

Took a lap, and tried again a scant five minutes later. Mms acknowledged blocking the door. 60 house fee, a bit steep, but I'll bite.

Requested Latina.

Room is clean- they use a roller, like in a medical office, to replace the covering on the table.

Drew Jessica. What a beautiful woman- great smile, blond highlights, in a nice tight nude colored dress.

She starts with some basic soft touch massage using cold, COLD lotion. Not entirely pleasant. Will be honest, there was some shrinkage.

She quickly proceeds to lightly graze the boys. On the flip, 120 CFS. Note that it's going up to 140 next year. Inflation affecting all hobbies.

CBJ was great, with a nice flicking of the tongue. Jessica has a great body- large balanced breasts, medium sized toned butt, and clearly defined abs.

CG, DG, standing mish, and mish. Absolutely no rush, which my aging body appreciated. I can get to the end, but it's no longer a sprint; rather, I just try to maintain a steady ground eating pace. I'd gladly pay extra for 45 min or an hour, but that sends the wrong signal.

Part of the pleasure was being able to maintain a conversation before and after. It's not physical, but it the language barrier at many Asian parlors breaks the fantasy, which is why I'm experimenting with Latina shops.

Any leads on Latina shops appreciated.

Enjoy the ride!

[RustyWebfFoot]

Visiting Lala land soon and looking for a nice asian massage. FS optional.

Tia.

[PriscillaM]

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.

I was there prolly like a year ago. I had to wear a mask while fucking. It was at that moment that I realized that masks are useless.

[Eponymously]

Here's the ad: https://losangeles.rubratings.com/156725.

This is a "companion location", apparently, to the nuru places in Torrance and Noho (same phone number listed on some of the Torrance ads as well). Similar type of service - "nuru" offering which consists of oiled up light massage (very light) with some body-to-body (160/ hhr). The twist is that some providers (I suspect maybe just one, who I saw) offer full service as well (260/ hhr).

Opted for "nuru" to start and scope the place out -- I didn't know about their connection to the other joints going in so wanted to try it out. It's a walk-up apartment in DTLA, convenient. I thought maybe there would be a selection of providers, maybe sometimes not but tonight. There's one girl there, Misty (who was pictured in the ad when I saw it). Short black girl, attractive with a natural body. Better in person. Misty is on the higher end of the "nuru" gals I've seen: still not a great massage, but at least she knows how to tease a bit. Builds up to a nice flip, stays engaged the whole time, pretends to be into it at least. Allows -- nay, strongly encourages some tit sucking by putting them in my face. Rubbing the kitty as well. I ask if I could eat it, she says that's full service. I ask if DATO would be included for future reference and she says yeah. Possible she's telling me what I want to hear, but hopefully not. I walk away feeling about the same as I always do from these places, satisfied but not completely happy.

[LongSnot]

I think during early covid there was an EVA there who was hot. It was 160 I think to fuck her plus the 60 dollar cover to the dude with the fanny pack. The place's layout is for shit. No privacy, the monger next to me sounded like he was having his legs ripped off by a cement extruder.

I didn't get the name of the dead fish but she was about late 30's or so. Hard to tell with Asians. She didn't even get fully undressed. Took off her pants but kept a loose blouse on that she lifted up. Covered everything. There was another woman there that I only got a glimpse of that looked cute but I think I'll pass and look elsewhere.