Massage Parlor Reports

[Phantxtc]

LMFAO troll. I def remember what YOUR mama said to me, "suckie, suckie after butt fuckie".

Could you two take your immaturity into the privacy of PMs? Nobody else is impressed or interested as it adds no value to anyone's lives here, so making a public display of your chimpanzee ego-masturbating shit-flinging just wastes everyone else's time. And let future squabblers take note as well: keep your crying at each other in private. Thanks.

[Souljurn]

I went to a new place in Tigard by convenience store on Walnut and got an attractive lady that said she had only been there 5 days. So I figured some of the latest massages reviews couldn't apply to her. Sadly to to say it was the worst massage experience I've ever had. I actually like a good massage, she did do the standard HE, but honestly after such a bad massage I wasn't as interested. Now on the flip side a place I liked near Capital Hwy and Barbur Blvd had great massages with HE, but alas Miss Tiffany has returned to China. There is a young lady that does a very nice massage, but there is no extra available. Feel guilty only giving 20 for a good regular massage and 40 for horrible massage with HE. If I had to choose again, it was be the oood massage with no extra. .

Some lady's don't like positive reviews if it states that more is available as they feel with even their fake names, that they could be set up for a sting. Most are terrified about being sent back to China.

This was my experience too. They looked great and don't mind touching but so far the massages vary widely (I only had a good one once, the rest were pretty terrible) and even after warming them up with repeat visits the best they do is standard HE and most of the girls hurry through it. The last girl I was with almost ripped Johhnny off and I got pretty mad because it hurt like shit and I half-limped out of there. Haven't been back since and can't recommend it at all. I always try to give those outside of Portland a chance since the city is overall garbage and traffic is a pain to deal with, but Tigard / Tualatin / Beaverton don't have much going on and the few places I get FS at are either due to relationships with specific ladies or just the very few generally known places.

[Drex Diggler2]

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

Save your money. Massage is okm but no fun to be had at this time.

[MisterJimmy]

Why?

Did your ego get bruised so now you have to shithouse?

Remember what your mama said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, then shut your piehole."

There is absolutely no call for you to comment at all except to be argumentative. Why be a dick?

LMFAO troll. I def remember what YOUR mama said to me, "suckie, suckie after butt fuckie".

[MpDuck]

Swung by Aloha. LOTS of foot traffic in front and around. Parking lot is full do to other businesses and there is always one or two people smoking one door down at Richards. I was never a big fan of places this exposed so I didn't go in. Each their own though so if someone does go let us know.

Decide since I was close to Asian Flower I would hit that up. I haven't been here for several months. Walked in from an empty parking lot and was greeted by "Ewa or Eva" 20-30. Tight body with a sundress on. Got the hour Massage ($60) and a butt slap on the way back. About 10 min into a weak massage, and some hand roaming by both of us she asked to flip. I usually like the back massage to last longer (to get the hour) and also allows lots of teasing from both. Note to self: ask for 30 min next time. With limited English and hushed tones she wanted to haggle. SMH. Asking $160 and $120 for service. Ehhh No. Got the $140 "discount" price. Again SMH, but little head was in charge. During this time another customer came in asking for her. She goes out and tells them to comeback in 10 min. WTF. Definitely ask for 30 min next time. Comes back and with barley any foreplay or effort tries to cram on the cover over my half staff. Once on it was Mish only. I prefer Cowboy or at least start at it but that was a big no. So here I am trying my best at Mish, without any warmup, and I'm not feeling it. So I'm like OK BJ? She leaves and comes back with a cellophane wrap. Jesus Crist. All I can do is laugh and know that I just took 2 bills and lit it on fire. I hope you guys can at least get some laughs from my misery. LOL.

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

[Weste503]

I visited early afternoon recently on a weekday. Greeted by a young lady with long black hair, full makeup, and a conservative red top with black skirt. 5. for HHr. She led me back to a room and I got undressed when I asked her name I was surprised by how good her English was. She said lily and seemed to be in her 30's. At first I thought she asked if it was my first time visiting but then she clarified it was her first day at the parlor. She was very friendly and talkative. The massage was first rate, however she kept the towel covering my lower half while she massaged. I settled in to simply enjoy a high quality massage, however on the flip better than average HE, not rushed, no jackhammer and zero mention of tip. 4.

HIGHS.

Great massage.

No haggling.

LOWS.

Beautiful lady but she was too covered up.

Although YMMV, would return.

[ProperGMan]

I take great umbrage at the ProperGMan.

When you stop being a commercial 'hobbyist' and become a decent human being then doors naturally open. Too bad, so sad! Your vibe must be weak.

Why?

Did your ego get bruised so now you have to shithouse?

Remember what your mama said, "if you don't have anything nice to say, then shut your piehole."

There is absolutely no call for you to comment at all except to be argumentative. Why be a dick?

[Trozz1]

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

To me it looks like a total legit massage place. Prob won't get any HE or from it, ou somehow charm the girl enough to get extras.

[MisterJimmy]

Oof, this place is becoming played out.

Went in for some back walking and tension release and gave 6 for an hour.

Drew a very tall skinny women, tight leggings & sport bra (warning).

Showed me to the room & asked if I'd been in before, on the affirmative she went straight for the pickle.

I was in for shoulders massage more than a slap & tickle.

She reluctantly did the back walk (6/10) and I had to instruct to move to shoulders or she would have walked the whole time.

On the flip went for tons of oil and jackhammer (4/10) offered UTC for 1. 0 but declined.

Finished with hot towel at 35 minutes then she split.

Not my experience the last 3 times here.

Let this place cool off a bit.

It's become very popular.

I take great umbrage at the ProperGMan.

When you stop being a commercial 'hobbyist' and become a decent human being then doors naturally open. Too bad, so sad! Your vibe must be weak.

[BasicRichard]

Hey guys! I want to give this place a try but I wanted to see if anyone else has tried and would have a report for it. I feel like it just recently popped up, it's right off of 185th. If you would feel better to PM just let me know.

[ProperGMan]

Any experiences with this rebranded spot in the H-wood district?

[ProperGMan]

Oof, this place is becoming played out.

Went in for some back walking and tension release and gave 6 for an hour.

Drew a very tall skinny women, tight leggings & sport bra (warning).

Showed me to the room & asked if I'd been in before, on the affirmative she went straight for the pickle.

I was in for shoulders massage more than a slap & tickle.

She reluctantly did the back walk (6/10) and I had to instruct to move to shoulders or she would have walked the whole time.

On the flip went for tons of oil and jackhammer (4/10) offered UTC for 1. 0 but declined.

Finished with hot towel at 35 minutes then she split.

Not my experience the last 3 times here.

Let this place cool off a bit.

It's become very popular.

[Zippy69]

Is she still around? She's a properly trained masseuse. Her massages were the real deal and the "upgrade" was really good also. Feel free to pm with contact info for her.

Krystal. She was married with some kids. Kind of fat and dumpy. But great massage and really good fuck. No DATY though. Didn't pass the smell test.

[Dexxzy]

I've talked to a couple of girls that work 13 hours a day, seven days a week. I think this might be the norm. One thought the bosses are a bit paranoid and don't want the girls to have any free time because the might be taking work outside the shop. When the burn out they quit, take some time off, and move to another place.

The usual MO is the girl living at the shop. They work for a few weeks straight and then take a few days off. There are definitely girls that work part time (they need to drive and are usually younger / hotter), but are not so common.

[FM5369]

Is she still around? She's a properly trained masseuse. Her massages were the real deal and the "upgrade" was really good also. Feel free to pm with contact info for her.

Last Time I texted her a couple weeks ago. She asked me if I wanted to see a pic of her dick. LOL.