Massage Parlor Reports

**BossHog429** · 11-29-21 14:32

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/270523738674

Gents,

I debating on a few things before writing this review. First, I wasn't sure if I should post in Escorts section or Massage Parlor section. Second, I almost didn't want to write this review and try to keep this gem to myself.

However, since it is the holiday season, I feel compelled to share and not be stingy.

Words, words cannot even begin to describe how amazingly beautiful Sasha is. Her pics put her at a 8 or 9 but in reality this girl is a 12/10. Absolutely gorgeous face. Flawless skin. Juicy lips perfect frame. Tight body with soft skin. Perfect, absolutely perfect boobs. I asked her how big and she said 32 DD. But that she had to wear a DDD bra because her nips slip out. Booty and thighs to do for. She looks Latina but us mixed. So beautiful tanned skin.

So, last Wednesday I had planned to see Jaida and Sasha in the same day. Take an hour break between visits to eat some lunch. Jaida was unavailable. I still have to see her. She looks absolutely stunning. I kept my appointment for Sasha. So glad I did.

When I arrived my jaw hit the floor. I had thought for sure Sasha was mid to late 20's. She looked 19, and she has braces and built like a brickhouse. Total knockout. Like the super hot girl you see at the bar.

I went into the room and she came in shortly after. I spent some time exploring and caressing and fondling her amazing body. Then the fun began. This was the most amazing experience I have had since as far back as I can remember. For her age, this girl knows what she is doing. Skills, skills skills.

The whole time felt like I was with an ex flame from my past. Where the flame and passion never went out. This girl is just top notch. On top of being the hottest provider I have been with for a very long time, she provided the best experience. She is a bit pricey but well worth it. When we got dressed we even slow danced to the music she was playing while I continued to fondle and caress her body.

Gents please treat her right. We absolutely cannot let her get jaded.

Even though I haven't seen Jaida yet. I know once I do, I will probably only see Sasha and Jaida for a long long time. These two girls are dimes! Like Instagram models. Flawless bodies.

I tip my hat to the management at Luxe. Well done. Well done!

Senior members PM me for more details.

As always, Happy Hunting Gents.

**Love The Lips** · 11-29-21 13:53

It's Ava's birthday today and Natalie's birthday is coming up this weekend! Get in to see them and treat them extra well and give them some extra birthday licks!

**Monger01** · 11-29-21 13:43

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

Oh my goodness gracious. She seems to have settled into her new job well.

I don't know why I hadn't tried Luxe until now, but damn, am I glad I did. Saw an ad on STG showing that Jaida and Sasha were the two on shift this morning and read up on the recent reviews, so decided to give it a go. Honestly, I almost wanted to ask for a duo cause I couldn't decide which one I wanted to see, but ultimately chose Jaida. Both of them looked exactly like their pictures, which is a rare treat. I didn't get a chance to look Sasha over super closely, but Jaida was everything as pictured. Instagram model sexy, with thick legs and waist, but a flat and toned tummy. Very clean with no odors at all. Boobs are ok. Nice and perky, not as big or fatty (read: suckable) as I would've liked, but that seems more like Sasha's thing anyway, plus that isn't Jaida's defining feature. There's no doubt that she DEFINITELY played volley ball for years, and anyone that's had a hand on her ass can attest to this; it is astounding how an ass that big can be so firm.

Door fee is steep at $ for an hr, but she did at least get comfortable immediately and I actually got the full hr. The massage itself was the usual, mildly sensual, mostly slow soft rubbing that's good for the human contact, but not much else if you're looking to get any actual knots out. I can't report on what her teasing is like. I don't personally care for teasing while I'm on my stomach and she wasn't going to be working out the kinks in my hips and thighs any time soon, so I had her focus on my back until the flip. I remember reading that someone had a hard time getting conversation out of her, but for me it flowed pretty naturally and freely. It could be down to a factor of age, I'm on the younger end and probably pretty close to her age, but I also have a pretty casual demeanor when on the table that has proven successful with pretty much every masseuse I've had.

On the flip, I'll have to take the word of another review that said that she doesn't upcharge for a standard HJ finish. She asked what I was looking for in an ending and gave me a full open menu. Of course, I went straight for the deep end. She charges $400 for CFS, but agreed to drop it to $300. Steep for what I would pay normally, especially given the door fee ("All that money goes to the owner, blah blah" but works out well for me personally because my upcoming work schedule is going to grind my hobby time to a near halt, so semi regular visits will come out to about the same as a regular visits with a decent escort. And honestly, given her looks and body, not the worst way to spend $400 in an hour. Without getting into too many details, I'd say it's all well worth it. She's not quite GFE, but probably as close as you're going to get at most parlors. DATY (like I mentioned, very clean with no funk), mish, and doggy (did I mention how incredible her ass is? Ending with a back shot. She wasn't theatrical or trying to fake any orgasms, which I prefer that way. She wasn't a dead fish either, just responded to the things I was doing like a normal person.

Chatted while we cleaned up, got dressed and I was on my way (only stopping to let Sasha know that her turn was next). I had a really good time. Like I said, under normal conditions, it's probably too expensive to become a regular at, but if Jaida and Sasha are anything to go off of, Luxe is a good place to treat yourself to when you want outrageously good looking girls with menus more open than Brit's crew.

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Great review. FS discounted down to 300 plus 100 door. Too rich for my blood. For 300 I'd just see Row but to each their own.

**RobovDaslav** · 11-28-21 18:38

Oh my goodness gracious. She seems to have settled into her new job well.

I don't know why I hadn't tried Luxe until now, but damn, am I glad I did. Saw an ad on STG showing that Jaida and Sasha were the two on shift this morning and read up on the recent reviews, so decided to give it a go. Honestly, I almost wanted to ask for a duo cause I couldn't decide which one I wanted to see, but ultimately chose Jaida. Both of them looked exactly like their pictures, which is a rare treat. I didn't get a chance to look Sasha over super closely, but Jaida was everything as pictured. Instagram model sexy, with thick legs and waist, but a flat and toned tummy. Very clean with no odors at all. Boobs are ok. Nice and perky, not as big or fatty (read: suckable) as I would've liked, but that seems more like Sasha's thing anyway, plus that isn't Jaida's defining feature. There's no doubt that she DEFINITELY played volley ball for years, and anyone that's had a hand on her ass can attest to this; it is astounding how an ass that big can be so firm.

Door fee is steep at $ for an hr, but she did at least get comfortable immediately and I actually got the full hr. The massage itself was the usual, mildly sensual, mostly slow soft rubbing that's good for the human contact, but not much else if you're looking to get any actual knots out. I can't report on what her teasing is like. I don't personally care for teasing while I'm on my stomach and she wasn't going to be working out the kinks in my hips and thighs any time soon, so I had her focus on my back until the flip. I remember reading that someone had a hard time getting conversation out of her, but for me it flowed pretty naturally and freely. It could be down to a factor of age, I'm on the younger end and probably pretty close to her age, but I also have a pretty casual demeanor when on the table that has proven successful with pretty much every masseuse I've had.

On the flip, I'll have to take the word of another review that said that she doesn't upcharge for a standard HJ finish. She asked what I was looking for in an ending and gave me a full open menu. Of course, I went straight for the deep end. She charges $400 for CFS, but agreed to drop it to $300. Steep for what I would pay normally, especially given the door fee ("All that money goes to the owner, blah blah" but works out well for me personally because my upcoming work schedule is going to grind my hobby time to a near halt, so semi regular visits will come out to about the same as a regular visits with a decent escort. And honestly, given her looks and body, not the worst way to spend $400 in an hour. Without getting into too many details, I'd say it's all well worth it. She's not quite GFE, but probably as close as you're going to get at most parlors. DATY (like I mentioned, very clean with no funk), mish, and doggy (did I mention how incredible her ass is? Ending with a back shot. She wasn't theatrical or trying to fake any orgasms, which I prefer that way. She wasn't a dead fish either, just responded to the things I was doing like a normal person.

Chatted while we cleaned up, got dressed and I was on my way (only stopping to let Sasha know that her turn was next). I had a really good time. Like I said, under normal conditions, it's probably too expensive to become a regular at, but if Jaida and Sasha are anything to go off of, Luxe is a good place to treat yourself to when you want outrageously good looking girls with menus more open than Brit's crew.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/818323216167

**BossHog429** · 11-28-21 15:24

Gents,

It was by chance that I was able to see Carmen. I had planned to see Jaida but she was unable to work that day. I was bummed but was told Carmen was working. I double checked her pics and opted to see her. I like them thick so was very excited to see her.

She was very friendly when I arrived. I went into the room and and when she came in. Wow, just wow. I opted to massage her. Her body is amazing. Nice beautiful boobs and ass for days!

Nice soft caramel skin. I coulda worshipped that booty all day.

My time with her was amazing. She had great skills and really enjoyed herself. I will definitely see her again and highly recommend.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...0/619447872666

I have to give a shoot out to Luxe, excellent variety and quality of your girls. Absolutely beautiful. Top notch!

I highly recommend and will be coming by more often. Thanks for an amazing time.

**Member #6286** · 11-28-21 09:51

Hey,

Visited your lovely area over the holiday and wanted to thank you Mongers for sharing some insight with me along with the photos of Panacea girls which helped. I am preferred guest of Berlin but she could not see me on short notice at a convenient time even though she offered some options but it didn't work. So on my late evening drive north, I decided short notice to call Panacea and they said Lexi could see me in 45 min. Good thing I had those pics to know who she was. I booked it and went there. She was outside on break so I got to see her first and decided she's cute enough to go in. She is slim which I like and has a few tattoos and piercings. It's enough of a trashy look to make me like her. Best part is she was soooo Nice! Such a sweet person. I had a great convo with her throughout. Anyway, for newbie there, she was very open with me. I told her I'm just visiting driving through and not likely to be here often but she didn't care. I got an superb rub and the flip was great also and she was accommodating with roaming and FiV. I had not even tipped and she had not even asked yet. When done I asked her how it works here and she told me so I gave her a more than generous tip because I couldn't believe the prices you guys have here compared to where I am. Anyway, she was happy with it. For me it's what I'm used to paying so no big deal. Anyway, she's nice and sweet enough that I would be comfortable seeing her again but not enough to try some others if attractive. But man, that was a great unplanned short stop. I drive by the place every time I visit here and never knew. Now I may have to stop.

**Darshane** · 11-27-21 23:17

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/476869364013

I saw Ashley Winter for the 1st time today. It was good to meet her in the flesh, and the hour session was very fun. I wasn't sure which Ashley I'd get, because there are very different reviews of her. Thankfully I got the nice girl who was friendly, and I would certainly see her again, when opportunity arises.

**Love The Lips** · 11-27-21 19:29

Although some duos sound great in theory, I feel that at parlors you almost always get better mileage by seeing one girl at a time. The reason being is that the girls don't want their other co-workers to see just how far they will truly go in the privacy of a room when they are one on one. Girls will only admit to so much that they will do and don't want the other girls to know the extent that they allow and they don't want the other girls to get catty with them or tell the owner and risk getting fired.

**Monger01** · 11-27-21 09:56

Originally Posted by GuitarMan [View Original Post]

How much was the damage? And did she at least seem cooperative and eager to learn or just mechanical and plane jane?

Acted like it was the 1st dick she ever held. No tip mentioned. I left my standard $20 which is my "I left with blue balls but the effort was ok" tip.

**Guitar Man** · 11-26-21 23:52

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

Stopped in to Four Hands Asian Massage on 44th St. Recently. They are having their Grand Opening right next door to Royal (GPS central). Four Hands I was told by Anna has the same owner as Asian Massage Wellness on Breton. I stopped there one day and was told 1 hour wait. Next day 30 mins wait. It seems only 2 girls working.

Anna is a thin young Asian girl. I'd guess early 30's? Acted younger. Massage was very good. 9/10. I had to flip on my own. She let me touch her ass through clothes but nothing else. At 1st she tried to get me to HE myself. I insisted she go to work. She was playful and cute but I could see she had no idea what she was doing. No grip at all. Wasn't happening and time ran out.

So no clothes removal and no real HE skills.

Panacea is still the parlor to beat. Sadly its not in my area of town so I can seldom make it there.

How much was the damage? And did she at least seem cooperative and eager to learn or just mechanical and plane jane?

**SlyGuy12** · 11-26-21 22:34

Originally Posted by MichBigTitLove [View Original Post]

Thank you for the information, I will report any visit I may have. Not sure if parlors are my sort of thing but they might be nice when its cold like today and no SW are out. I will be heading to Florida soon for the winter and I don't have that problem there. If you are ever in Orlando I would suggest checking out Orange Blossom Trail (OBT). Typical weekend night you will find 20-30 girls out, all sizes, shapes and colors.

25 years ago I got shot at on South OBT, fortunately it was a crack addict with really bad aim. Unless they have cleaned it up some, I wouldn't venture down there.

**MichBigTitLove** · 11-26-21 15:19

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

Bodyworks has its own system where you pay triple but it includes the tip. I haven't been there but plenty of posts here say so.

The rest, and I mean 99% of the rest follow this:
40 hhr /60 hour door fee which gets you the massage. At some point usually about halfway into your time the girl will ask if you want to turn over.
Under the guise of a chest and front legs massage its code for do you want a hand job. The rest depends on where you go. At Pacific or Royal on 44th Street the upsell now begins. $100 for topless is not unusual to hear. At Panacea and most other reputable parlors they get nude, often without you asking and allow you to touch them. Some let you finger fuck them while giving you a HJ. Standard tip matches door fee so 1 hour massage is 60 door, 60 tip.

More sevices are rare but when available its typically after you've seen the same girl a few times and she trusts you. Now its YMMV. Some girls flat won't do more with anyone, some will if price is right. BJ and FS prices are all over the board. Last BJ I had at a parlor I tipped 100. FS for me was many years ago so what I paid won't be relavent today. Before I get 300 pms, the BJ and FS girls I saw are long gone.
I should also add that if she drapes a towel over your ass when she enters the room you will have no happy ending.
If you want your 1st experience to be good go to panacea by the ballpark. No guessing there. She'll get naked, give you a short speech and let you squeeze her tits to your hearts content while she jacks you off with a pretty smile.

Thank you for the information, I will report any visit I may have. Not sure if parlors are my sort of thing but they might be nice when its cold like today and no SW are out. I will be heading to Florida soon for the winter and I don't have that problem there. If you are ever in Orlando I would suggest checking out Orange Blossom Trail (OBT). Typical weekend night you will find 20-30 girls out, all sizes, shapes and colors.

**Swcdt** · 11-26-21 14:57

Had a recent date with Brit. She just blows me away with her fun loving attitude and willingness to cater to my freaky side. She has a perfectly curvy body with the most firm ass that is so fun to play with. Perfect titties, perfect legs, perfect little toes, and a beautiful face. This girl is the total package. I love the flat rate charge system they have there, it keeps all the guesswork out of the equation. I was also lucky enough to meet the beautiful Eris before I left. She is just as beautiful in person as she is in her pics. Definitely would like to set something up with her eventually, but for now I can't imagine peeling myself away from Brit, LOL.

**Swcdt** · 11-26-21 14:43

Originally Posted by Tommey [View Original Post]

Anybody know who this gal is? I've seen or met most of them, but not sure who she is.

That is kelly. She worked and panacea a while ago. Then she was at Serenity, and now she's back at Panacea. She a great time in the massage room.

**Monger01** · 11-26-21 14:18

Originally Posted by MSmithy [View Original Post]

This makes zero sense go back to your hole or office and get a life. Anyone with over 100 SW knows how to approach and review first. Bye copper.

A simple "view forum posts" shows he's 3 years in and mostly sees SW here and in Orlando. While most of us would just hit the parlor and see how it goes there is an etiguette to it so no harm in going in prepared. He will pay a door fee equal to a BJ cardate with a SW and then more to tip. He likely wants to know more 1st.

If he's a cop he's not acting like one to me.