Massage Parlor Reports

**OhheYandy** · 11-25-21 19:55

Hey guys, kinda went ham with my holiday bonus so I thought I'd drop some knowledge for everyone out there.

Body Relaxation off Euclid, was most drawn to Myla on their IG.

What walked in was the polar god damn opposite. Not against a curvy woman but she was thick in all the wrong areas. Lovely person to talk to and I pretended like I was too scared to go through with a HJ and just did a nude massage. She is super nice just not my cup of tea at all. Tipped her a bit for the massage and she said for the next time we have fun it'd be $ 20 for HE and $ 40 for some mouth action. Looks 2/10, massage 4/10 if I am being generous. Will definitely never be back. If you're into bigger girls though she might be right up your alley.

Goodnight Massage in Orange, saw recommendations for Kate and her IG pictures were hot enough for me to give it a whirl. She is a smoke show if you're into skinny / athletic builds. Perfect pair of tits and a cute little ass. Great smile to boot. She said it'd be $ 20/$ 40/$ 60 depending on how long you wanted the session to be. Really gets into the HJ and uses her assets to her advantage. Apparently there is more on the menu but I just like to stick to the old faithful to be safe. Looks 8/10, massage 7/10 and service was 9/10. Will repeat.

It goes by a different name, but the now infamous 109 in LF. I was real horny and saw Victoria. Who is my total type and I think as close to a perfect 10 as you're going to get while mongering AMPs. She's a petite Latina with perky little tits and a little frog butt. Now is where things get interesting as she wants the donation up front, apparently its the same owners as Goodnight in Orange so they have the same rates. Victoria knows she is hot shit so she gets by with going only topless and avoids any messes if you catch my drift. She loves talking though and that damn face is just so cute to look at. Didn't try any V action as it's normally frowned upon, but allowed ample hand wandering around her tight, hot body. HJ was nice and I'd probably repeat again just because she is my ideal type of woman.

**Yamii8** · 11-25-21 19:15

So I went to Happy foot and found out Amy is no longer there only thing I regret was not getting g her phone number she was a great fuck for the price and she was tiny so that was a plus really miss her backdoor service. Would really appreciate any help with her contact info if anyone would be kind enough to pm me it I'd really appreciate you. Thanks in advance fellas happy mongering.

**NorthOCmonger** · 11-25-21 18:20

F&C.

Sometimes you just have to go with what works. Tried to see Lucy but it was clear a fellow monger was giving it to her good and the thin curtain did not hide much. Mamasan knows me so I told her I would be back later and let her hold my money. Showed up and Lucy went to work. Typical BBBJ, rimjob and all holes open (I rubbered up.) Since I had time to kill I hung around for her lackluster foot rub and made her drain me with another BBBJ. Standard damage for F&C.

Temptation Spa.

Drew Lily (early-mid 40's Viet) and got a basic massage for $40. Flip comes and she refuses to anything but HJ since she doesn't recognize me. After some persuading I got her to do a nude HJ while she let me eat her out. After a few minutes, she began using her mouth which caught me off guard. I continued to eat her out and finger her. I was surprised at how wet she was while I was fingering her. Blew in her mouth and she spat it on the towel. I apologized since I was trying to hold it but also preoccupied. Walked out 1 bill poorer for that.

Massage - 4/10.

BJ - 5/10.

Happy Face Spa.

Went at opening and got Amy (very cute Chinese girl maybe late 20's early 30's.) Opened the door wearing a very tight dress and led me to a room after standard fee. Flat out asked if I wanted "full service" and requested 2 bills no negotiations. I was horny and she looked good so I forked over the money. She took out her tits and gave me a decent massage making sure to rub them on me. Flip came and she finished stripping. Rubbered me up and gave a decent covered BJ. She took a minute and a lot of lube due to size to get me in and even then I had to be gentle. She allowed for toe sucking and different positions before draining me. Cleaned me up and noticed I was still hard. She stepped out for a minute and I figured we were done and began getting dressed. She came back and stroked me for a bit but not to completion. Left very happy.

Massage 8/10 (bonus for tits out).

FS - 7/10.

**Rosco Rules** · 11-24-21 11:13

Originally Posted by DeeNewGuy [View Original Post]

Decided to go Levender again since I had such a good time my first time about 2 weeks ago. This time was the complete opposite. The thing that sucks is I had been wanting to go since Friday so was thinking about it all weekend and was excited to have a repeat. Walked in and was greeted by a good looking girl she had a cute face and nice B cups but wasn't my previous provider. I asked if coco was available but she said in broken English not working. Was already there decided to give her a shot. I should have just walked out but after our session I asked what days Coco works and she replied there is not Coco only Cici. Now I'm not sure if she was trying to tell me her name is Cici or I'm mistaking Coco for Cici. Only one way to find out. Planning on going back and asking for Cici, if it's her I'm walking out. Anyways my session with this provider was disappointing. No massage she just rubbed my back and butt and after what seemed to be 5 minutes she asked me to flip. Asked me if I wanted and she did an air hump or HJ. Told her HJ and told me she'd get undressed for 80 I laughed and told her 50. She said ok but no undressing and asks for it upfront. She jackhammers jr and cleans me up and that was it. Has anybody seen Cici here?

I was there Monday got a very pretty girl in little yellow dress, no granny. Light maybe 15 minute massage just a little teasing. On the flip asked what I was looking for went with BJ she asked for money up front. I did it wrong handed her everything I had (80) thinking it would be enough. She says no needs more. I should have asked how much and negotiated from there. She did say 80 gets a HJ with access to her body for touching. She looked great as far as what I'm use to in mp's. At the conclusion she said next time bring 40 for entrance and 160 for everything. I said sure sounds good what is your name. She said it 4 times and I couldn't understand what she was saying Finally she spelled CiCi on the wall.

I lied I don't care how pretty she is I'm not coming back to spend $$ for a one shot deal.

**DeeNewGuy** · 11-24-21 09:18

Decided to go Levender again since I had such a good time my first time about 2 weeks ago. This time was the complete opposite. The thing that sucks is I had been wanting to go since Friday so was thinking about it all weekend and was excited to have a repeat. Walked in and was greeted by a good looking girl she had a cute face and nice B cups but wasn't my previous provider. I asked if coco was available but she said in broken English not working. Was already there decided to give her a shot. I should have just walked out but after our session I asked what days Coco works and she replied there is not Coco only Cici. Now I'm not sure if she was trying to tell me her name is Cici or I'm mistaking Coco for Cici. Only one way to find out. Planning on going back and asking for Cici, if it's her I'm walking out. Anyways my session with this provider was disappointing. No massage she just rubbed my back and butt and after what seemed to be 5 minutes she asked me to flip. Asked me if I wanted and she did an air hump or HJ. Told her HJ and told me she'd get undressed for 80 I laughed and told her 50. She said ok but no undressing and asks for it upfront. She jackhammers jr and cleans me up and that was it. Has anybody seen Cici here?

**Gulongitlog** · 11-23-21 21:31

Originally Posted by Pipnmike [View Original Post]

May I ask if this is the one in GG or SA? Thanks!

Its the on at Westminster by F&C.

**Balla99** · 11-23-21 20:47

I been going to this place for a while now and have only gotten HJ. I got Tina the last night and asked for more and she said maybe next time. Has anyone gotten more I been trying for a while now.

**Pipnmike** · 11-23-21 19:32

Originally Posted by Gulongitlog [View Original Post]

Went to Five star about 3 weeks ago. Saw Wendy as recommendation for big tits. She's definitely well endowed, but she didn't want to provide Russian with those nice racks. Paid. 4 house and tipped. 5 probably won't repeat.

Curious where are hot Koreans? And also still searching for a good tf adventure. Thanks!

May I ask if this is the one in GG or SA? Thanks!

**Gulongitlog** · 11-23-21 17:51

Went to Five star about 3 weeks ago. Saw Wendy as recommendation for big tits. She's definitely well endowed, but she didn't want to provide Russian with those nice racks. Paid. 4 house and tipped. 5 probably won't repeat.

Curious where are hot Koreans? And also still searching for a good tf adventure. Thanks!

**JohnRichard** · 11-23-21 16:00

Originally Posted by Mel [View Original Post]

I've seen her a few times pre-Covid and was always very happy with the looks / service / price. Glad to hear not everythng has changed.

Unfortunately I am not able to get away as much. Tracking technology in everything (like cars, phones, laptops and got knows what else) and wfh are putting restrictions on my range these days.

In the before times, she was a good value for 0. 4+1. 0 FS. Is it the same now for lower service level? I am seeing house + 1. 2 FS in most places.

**July1714** · 11-23-21 14:39

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I doubt you'll ever get a provider at Bamboo fully nude though. Top open, sure once you build up enough rapport. Pants down, maybe eventually. The place just doesn't have the infrastructure for full nude though. To me in my 33 years or so in the hobby there's a big difference. I'm not sure why, but I guess when every last bit of clothing comes all the way off (not just lifted or pulled out of the way) it's more of a commitment / GF like thing as opposed to just a quick peek. It's not just about seeing body parts. At my age I've seen more female body parts than I can possibly count. That in itself doesn't do much for me anymore. But it seems that all of the best experiences I've had in the hobby, here and elsewhere in the world, have been ones where every last piece of the girl"s clothing was laying on the floor or the bench next to the table. Very subtle difference I know, but a big one to me.

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

**Blrtum223** · 11-23-21 14:38

Originally Posted by NorthOCmonger [View Original Post]

Couldn't gain access to my old account so I made a new one. Mainly tour north OC shops and will leave reviews.

Been touring beach lately.

Temptation.

Gave this one a shot and drew Tina. Entered and was greeted by a cute mid 20's Chinese girl in scrubs. Asked the typical "have you been here before?" and of course I lied and said, yes. Gave her my 40 and was directed towards a room. Tina comes back in wearing a skin tight dress looking amazing. She started her massage and blocked my few attempts to roam. She started talking and her English was so good I thought it was a sting so I immediately stopped all roaming and let her lead the way. After a decent massage she starts teasing and I continue to let her lead the way. Once her finger penetrated my butt I knew I was good. Flip and negotiation time. I asked for FS and she was adamant on saying no while saying others did it but not her. I let her price gouge me 1 bill for a nude HJ. Her body was amazing and it was worth it IMO. Nice fake ones and decent HJ. Repeated about a week later at a different time to try for FS and drew Tina again. She remembered me and was more talkative but still same service. As near as I could figure she is a local college student.

Overall 6/10 massage - 8/10 body - 6/10 HJ Will again try for FS later.

VIP.

Always saw this one hidden and decided to try it. Drew a very rude Jackie (late 30's Chinese baggy clothes) who was more interested in finishing her phone conversation than she was helping me. She took my 40 and led me to my room. Waited about 15 minutes as I heard her talking on the phone. Figured I was out my money and began to walk out. As if she knew, she entered the room wearing an oversized lingerie (probably the shop pass around uniform.) Gave a weak massage that lasted about one minute before she was gripping and stroking me. Flip comes and she refused FS but agreed to 8 for a BJ. What caught me off guard was she started instantly giving me a BBBJ with no bills upfront. Decided to push my luck and asked her to sit on my face which she did and we 69'd until I finished. Pretty sure she swallowed since I didn't see her spit and she was talking to me. She cleaned me and gave me mouth wash and I left. Repeated a few days later and drew Jackie again. Throat gagged her, sucked on her toes and she let me finish on her chest.

Overall 1/10 massage - 6/10 body - 7/10 BJ (skills were less but gained points for allowing me to do as I pleased).

Lucky Dragon.

Been going here a while (since it was K&K) and it's my usual safe FS go to. Drew Kelly chubby early 40's Viet girl. Standard 40 with a quick 5 minute massage leading to flip. FS 120 but I couldn't finish. After a few pumps her odor was so strong I began to gag. She got up and stood in front of a fan in the room which made it worse. I grabbed a towel and began cleaning up as she legit sprayed room aerosol spray on herself and tried to lay down again. I quickly got dressed and grabbed my money from the counter with little protest from her and left.

Overall 1/10 for everything.

Will continue to post my misadventures and look forward to recommendations. Stay safe fellow mongers.

Is this the temptation in Stanton? I thought they closed down.

**TommyGaines** · 11-23-21 13:33

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I doubt you'll ever get a provider at Bamboo fully nude though. Top open, sure once you build up enough rapport. Pants down, maybe eventually. The place just doesn't have the infrastructure for full nude though. To me in my 33 years or so in the hobby there's a big difference. I'm not sure why, but I guess when every last bit of clothing comes all the way off (not just lifted or pulled out of the way) it's more of a commitment / GF like thing as opposed to just a quick peek. It's not just about seeing body parts. At my age I've seen more female body parts than I can possibly count. That in itself doesn't do much for me anymore. But it seems that all of the best experiences I've had in the hobby, here and elsewhere in the world, have been ones where every last piece of the girl"s clothing was laying on the floor or the bench next to the table. Very subtle difference I know, but a big one to me.

2-3 years ago I got a couple of them nude, but they are gone now. The current ones I don't even try since I see them all the time.

**RTDriver** · 11-23-21 11:11

Originally Posted by ChrisUsChoi [View Original Post]

I've always been watching many threads here out of curiosity and also because I was tired of sexless life with my wife. For the first time I decided to pull the trigger after seeing some reviews. So I went to wellness and saw Mini (Mimi?) Her English wasn't very good, but her attitude and personality were great. . 4 and 1. 6. didn't try to negotiate and went for it. Everything was fine. Nothing specific to complain about. All as you can expect based on other reviews. But something was definitely off. It was pleasurable to my body, but it almost felt like I was missing a few puzzle pieces. Despite of being extremely stressed and depressed about my sexless life, it was not as enjoyable as I would have been if I had spent that time with my wife. I for sure did not expect myself to feel that way. But after thinking for days, now I know that I won't be able to fulfill my sexual desire with random strangers. This was my first and will be my last. This is probably not the kind of review you all want, but I just wanted to share my experience. Thank you all and be safe.

Thank you for sharing your experience Chris. You seem like an honorable gentleman.

And I am not the only one with this assessment since some pretty thoughtful and knowledgeable advice has already be given to you even though you are new to the forum.

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I just wanted to add that repeat visits are a must.

Treating the girls with respect and asking permission is a must.

Even though we pay them for their time, it doesn't give us the right to ignore their boundaries & discard the fact that they are human.

Try different places, try the same places, try different girls, try the same girls again.

If you find a girl you like physically.

Then treat her well.

They will open up and won't give you the scripted mechanical experience they give the dozen other strangers or unlikeable regulars they have to deal with everyday.

You can make and find real connections with some providers and it will make the experience so much more enjoyable.