EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**TheWimp** · 11-24-21 11:25

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

Hi Everyone,

I been away from the hobby since C-19. However, I am looking for a place where I can find a European / American spinner with some nice manmades, either private location or business, I have searched down the forums and cannot find any relevant info. Is there a place where I can get a massage by a gorgeous girl? No budget, as for service I'm okay with a legit massage or L1 would be a bonus. Young or MIlFS for those that remember Julia from Tat's or the MILF that hosted from an apartment building in Schaumburg years ago. Searching for hot euro massage. PM with feedback.

Thanks,

SI.

CivicSi I sent you a recommendation by pm.

**CivicSi213** · 11-23-21 19:17

Hi Everyone,

I been away from the hobby since C-19. However, I am looking for a place where I can find a European / American spinner with some nice manmades, either private location or business, I have searched down the forums and cannot find any relevant info. Is there a place where I can get a massage by a gorgeous girl? No budget, as for service I'm okay with a legit massage or L1 would be a bonus. Young or MIlFS for those that remember Julia from Tat's or the MILF that hosted from an apartment building in Schaumburg years ago. Searching for hot euro massage. PM with feedback.

Thanks,

SI.

**TheWimp** · 11-22-21 15:21

I agree with CGS. For me Euro scene is dead. I can't even find new places to visit on my day off. I end up visiting out of prime older euros who are greedy for the US Dollar. I also end up at AMPs which I can't stand. Why bother going to AMPs? Such a waste of money. I've been visiting a suburban spa where older euros work and have 4 out of 7 success rate. I don't think there are any legit therapists. They all do something for their special client.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 11-22-21 13:34

I was a regular with Sarah but she hasn't answered my texts in 5 months. The last with her was a bit incoherent.

I used to have horny as hell mature Ukrainian women who I eventually would see at their place for FS. All three of them went back home and when COVID hit.

Making a very long story short, I think the rubber glove crazy lady is the one stealing clients hence the yelling and screaming in the basement but I haven't seen that in awhile.

Yes, the emp scene is very thin right now.

**EdCarbone** · 11-22-21 12:30

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Blond Nata / Natalie is extremely top-heavy which could make her seem larger. Was it her by chance? If not, I hesitate to hit up Creative anytime soon.

I recall there were two. The short fat one has only been there less than a year and the tall blonde with a massive chest has been there a long time.

**DLover64** · 11-22-21 12:29

Originally Posted by GetOnUrKnees [View Original Post]

Read my post in "whatever happened to" section. Cannot be the same Ashley? Tall pale blonde with many tattoos and natural perky D cups? 7-10 yrs ago she woulda been way under age. I last saw her 1.5 years ago and she was 24. Had lost her number when I lost my old burner phone. Along with her Instagram name. Been looking for her IG ever since.

That's right, it was Ashley, she was amazing. Lisa's been closed for way more than 1. 5 years, she closed well before the pandemic. Ashley was 24 and studying to become a prison counselor; coincidentally we had mutual connections because she's from the same town I was so I can assure she was not operating under age at any point.

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-22-21 11:54

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Tried Creative in the Shermer basement. Door opened to a short fat lady. I asked to use the bathroom, then stood in the hall and pretended to get a work call and told her I had to leave. Not going back.

Sara still seems to be working at 1935 Shermer by appointment. I texted her to see if she was in and she said she wasn't that day.

Blond Nata / Natalie is extremely top-heavy which could make her seem larger. Was it her by chance? If not, I hesitate to hit up Creative anytime soon.

**EdCarbone** · 11-21-21 20:26

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I really want to pull the trigger now that we all seem to be well into a post-covid period. If you were to make an appointment right now, who would you call?

Linda from Solar /7 H?
Veronika at 7 H?
Monika on Bronx?

A random gamble at Creative and the Shermer basement in general?
Did Sara ever being to take appointments again on Techny?
Do any of the Euro hotel agencies have a girl in their rotation who is strictly FBSM and has real MT skills?

Tats seems to be gone for good and they had a good 20-year run! I can't believe something else hasn't filled in that gap in the local market.
I've never seen Isabela Pomares, but I suspect she is pricer than our current narrow selection of GPS Euro masseuses. Does Isabela have a genuine Euro vibe?

Tried Creative in the Shermer basement. Door opened to a short fat lady. I asked to use the bathroom, then stood in the hall and pretended to get a work call and told her I had to leave. Not going back.

Sara still seems to be working at 1935 Shermer by appointment. I texted her to see if she was in and she said she wasn't that day.

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-21-21 14:40

I really want to pull the trigger now that we all seem to be well into a post-covid period. If you were to make an appointment right now, who would you call?

Linda from Solar /7 H?
Veronika at 7 H?
Monika on Bronx?

A random gamble at Creative and the Shermer basement in general?
Did Sara ever being to take appointments again on Techny?
Do any of the Euro hotel agencies have a girl in their rotation who is strictly FBSM and has real MT skills?

Tats seems to be gone for good and they had a good 20-year run! I can't believe something else hasn't filled in that gap in the local market.
I've never seen Isabela Pomares, but I suspect she is pricer than our current narrow selection of GPS Euro masseuses. Does Isabela have a genuine Euro vibe?

**GetOnUrKnees** · 11-21-21 12:27

Originally Posted by DLover64 [View Original Post]

You're thinking power of touch. Lisa, the owner, chased a man down in AZ and closed up shop. A few Latinas tool over but it's a rip off now. The Polish girl Anna and the voluptuous Caucasian girl both left.

Read my post in "whatever happened to" section. Cannot be the same Ashley? Tall pale blonde with many tattoos and natural perky D cups? 7-10 yrs ago she woulda been way under age. I last saw her 1.5 years ago and she was 24. Had lost her number when I lost my old burner phone. Along with her Instagram name. Been looking for her IG ever since.

**GeorgeBoyd** · 11-21-21 12:03

Another swing and a miss at CLM. This is the second time I've shown up and the girl has looked nothing like the photos. Long story short, avoid booking Carla. She's much older and fatter than the website pictures would have you believe.

**Satriani** · 11-21-21 11:12

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

I googled it. The pursuit of sexual satisfaction has led to an emerging practice among men known as urethral sounding. This practice involves inserting a glass or metal object or fluid into the urethra. The aim is to enhance sexual pleasure by encouraging your partner to explore your penis in several ways. Nothing I'd like more than having a working girl put something inside my dick, oh yeah sign me up.

My urologist has been up my urethra a few times for medical procedures and exploring it's no fun and that was after given some numbing treatment and now it's too unpleasant to even watch on porn sited. But to each his own.

**Wenger** · 11-21-21 10:42

Originally Posted by FScott [View Original Post]

I'd also like an idea of just what the hell is "uretheral sounding". Do you need a medical degree?

I googled it. The pursuit of sexual satisfaction has led to an emerging practice among men known as urethral sounding. This practice involves inserting a glass or metal object or fluid into the urethra. The aim is to enhance sexual pleasure by encouraging your partner to explore your penis in several ways. Nothing I'd like more than having a working girl put something inside my dick, oh yeah sign me up.

**DLover64** · 11-20-21 16:36

Originally Posted by Yardy00 [View Original Post]

Anyone remember an agency a looooong time ago like back in '07 named Touch Chicago? I had great time with someone named Ashley there, but they just up and disappeared one day and I've been trying to find them since.

You're thinking power of touch. Lisa, the owner, chased a man down in AZ and closed up shop. A few Latinas tool over but it's a rip off now. The Polish girl Anna and the voluptuous Caucasian girl both left.