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11-22-21 12:58 #2815Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977Well, nobody's perfect
In college, I had this overwhelming fantasy of fucking a moist blonde coed. I went to a school that is legend for same.
It never happened.
But I came close due to a scam I ran. I got involved with the student union's entertainment department and they had free VHS (look that up you millennials) privileges. I could rent any movie, free for weeks.
So I came up with this idea for movie night in the student union a few nights a week, and the only movies were best picture winners or best actor / actress winner.
Chicks knew me as the movie guy, rather than the pathetic loser. It got to the point that for many cute girls, when I started school if I was bleeding out they would hand me a salt shaker. But after a while, they were nice to me. I did not fuck a single one because I look like a fish monger, but I was at least respected.
Anyhow, if you saw the movie some like it hot, the line at the end, well, nobody's perfect sums up this one:
https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995
The Pros:
Looks. Whoever took those pictures should take skateboarding lessons with that guy huber. This chick is a super model. She is easily the hottest black gal I have ever seen in person. The perfect shade of black. Ridiculously smooth skin, perfect small naturals. Thigh gap, bony ankles, sponge bob arms, not some fat shit off of Private delights. And of course, and ass that you could eat sushi off of, and I am not talking the shit from some get up joint in the valley, I am talking Nobu.
Price - 160 for an unrushed hour.
The bad:
No teasing on the massage. It is light all over and I guess if you are into massage (why anyone is I have no idea), it is relaxing. She uses way too much oil, but is nude and you can feel her kinetic skin.
Abominable dickwork. I assume you need to be at least 8 inches because her stroke speed makes it unenjoyable. I told her to slow down, she did not, and it was not a satisfying discharge.
Music. She has on what I called "ghetto love ballads" one had this guy saying "I will make that pussy poppin" and "I do this often"" (pronouncing the t). The next was this song where the guy says "I want to mother fucken love you" - truly Shakespearean. And this shit was really loud and I told her to put it down but she did not.
The area is Compton. If you are white like me, well, let's just say that one of these things just does not belong. And she has you come in through a rear gate with as she put it a "reef" (meaning wreathe) on it. Call me a pussy, but walking into backyards unannounced in Compton sounds about as good an idea as pimping viet milfs on this website. I walk in and she is opening the most non code compliant garage door. In the garage are these partitioned massage modular units. I guess she has other girls.
The surprise.
Anyhow, she has me turn over and goes pretty quick for the dick and gets on top of me with her ass and pussy in my face. She is jamming my dick so hard I am not really enjoying it. But literally her ass and pussy are no more than 2 centimeters from my face and she is bumping into my face. So I start kissing her ass cheeks. The view of her pussy and asshole reminded me of Luke's shot into the exhaust in a new hope. There was no rashed up ass, just smooth. Finally, her pussy is at me so front and center, I just start eating it out. Kind of tangy, like sabra hummus. She seemed to enjoy it. And I have to say she has a great pussy. No roast beef lips and the perfect shade of pink in the inner uvulalalala.
I may repeat.
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11-22-21 06:08 #2814Senior Member

Posts: 356Is backpage and myredbook back? I thought they went down for a while now or did they reincarnate elsewhere?
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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11-21-21 10:33 #2813Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977Late response
Sorry for the late response. I saw your question a while ago. Try backpage or myredbook or craigslist.
Originally Posted by Falernum
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11-21-21 08:29 #2812Regular Member

Posts: 13Late night
I asked this before but making one more try to see if there is a good answer. Let's say you want to find someone at 3 am. Not a massage parlor.
What do you do?
Tryst and PrivateDelights let you search by "available". Any other suggestions? Or any bookers who do late-night last-minute?
Thanks!
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11-20-21 21:40 #2811Senior Member

Posts: 553Are we looking at the same girl? No gracias.
Originally Posted by ManUp
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11-20-21 17:54 #2810Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977B7
Yeah, this guy is posting about this Viet MILF like she can explain the curvature of space and time and reconcile relativity with quantum physics.
Originally Posted by JoePike
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To me she looks like the image of Coco that I heard of. I never banged Coco, thank god.
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11-20-21 11:25 #2809Senior Member

Posts: 171You mean Coco the clown near downtown LA?
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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11-19-21 21:43 #2808Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977I am hard boiled
Thanks for pointing the comments out, but 300 for a ghetto head is sheer larceny by force.
Originally Posted by Lipchit
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11-19-21 16:10 #2807Senior Member

Posts: 108[Deleted by Admin]
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11-19-21 05:29 #2806Senior Member

Posts: 29Check the comment section out, says she's fake. Bait and switch.
Originally Posted by PriscillaM
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11-19-21 05:17 #2805Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977Sounds just like the old Coco
This brings back memories of guys seeing Coco I am going to San Gabriel.
Originally Posted by ManUp
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11-19-21 03:17 #2804Senior Member

Posts: 222My ATF now
Hey Guys,
Fitvietmilf is now my ATF. Especially her BBBJCIM. Worth every bit of the. 40 upgrade. She's San Gabriel until Monday. Check out her report on the OC thread from another senior member. Don't believe what the trolls write. Now what happened in our visit today. I schedule a QV due to lack of time. This lady always dresses sexy for the meet, heels and the works. She dances in front of me so I could remove her bra and grope those nice tit's. After getting junior excited I laid on the bed. She went after junior and his crown jewels without hesitation. The CBJ field so good I went for the upgrade and had another fantastic BBBJCIM session. Me no can walk after that.
If only I had more time I would have done the 2 pop special.
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11-18-21 17:55 #2803Senior Member

Posts: 34Love those boobs
So not new to our hobby but new to this profile after a 5 year hiatus where I tried normal dating life and cannot get back into my old one. Started back with a bang as I spent an hour with Suzanne Stephens, a milfy blonde with absolutely perfect boobs. https://naughtynsexy.com/talent/suzanne-stephens/.
Highly recommend.
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11-18-21 05:12 #2802Regular Member

Posts: 16Did you go for it?
Did you try her out? What're the details?
Originally Posted by Willy1
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11-17-21 17:58 #2801Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 2977Gas is cheaper
So I am fumbling through the phone on the toidy and this pop up:
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...geles/70379191
A Nubian purportedly on the west side. Wow, remember 2007?
Anyhow, I text the lass to find out if she is in Santa Monica and she says "yes babe want to come by" (probably a non-pro).
So I ask about donation.
She says 300/400.
I was so offended by this I did not respond to ask where in particular her incall was for her to tell me she is in Hawthorne.
300 for a half hour with an obese tattooed ghetto head?











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