Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Damn not sure what's wrong with me. So its Thursday and only one day away from going south of the border to visit my gf who can not get enough sex. I argue with myself just wait, but after reading a recent report on here about Rainbow in BP I found myself headed over there.

Paid the $40 for 30 minutes stripped down and got comfortable. When the lady came in I found it hard to even turn to get a decent view due to some aches and pains as I approach the time in life referred to as elderly. A decent massage with a little teasing. But ohh my god after I flipped I was face to face with a granny in a moo moo. What happened to the cute one in the little dress who's ass I would soon be fondiling. I guess it is the luck of the draw and it was not my lucky day. At least there was no negotiationg for the HJ. But what a waste of the little sperm I have left that should have been saved for mi amor.

And mostly bad luck. There's a couple really fat ones there, and by fat I mean she will give you full access under the dress but you literally have to lift her belly up to get to it. I think the place is pretty nasty. Usually smells like week old Asian food and they like to bait and switch with the older providers. There is at least one young hottie there but more often than not you'll get one of the overweight grannies. I won't go back there again.

[Grimmy23]

I've always been watching many threads here out of curiosity and also because I was tired of sexless life with my wife. For the first time I decided to pull the trigger after seeing some reviews. So I went to wellness and saw Mini (Mimi?) Her English wasn't very good, but her attitude and personality were great. . 4 and 1. 6. didn't try to negotiate and went for it. Everything was fine. Nothing specific to complain about. All as you can expect based on other reviews. But something was definitely off. It was pleasurable to my body, but it almost felt like I was missing a few puzzle pieces. Despite of being extremely stressed and depressed about my sexless life, it was not as enjoyable as I would have been if I had spent that time with my wife. I for sure did not expect myself to feel that way. But after thinking for days, now I know that I won't be able to fulfill my sexual desire with random strangers. This was my first and will be my last. This is probably not the kind of review you all want, but I just wanted to share my experience. Thank you all and be safe.

Emotionless, no strings attached sex isn't for everybody. I usually feel the same way after I've had FS with a provider. Kinda shitty. It obviously feels great in the moment but when I'm done I'm like WTF did I just do? And I'm a long time monger. That's exactly why I don't pursue FS anymore. I'm perfectly fine with going out to get my pipes drained once in a while with just a good HJ or BJ. My holy grail is an hour massage with a fully nude provider who gives a good release at the end either by hand or by mouth (I say either because often a good HJ is better than a bad BJ). You have to learn keep the emotion out of it. I figure when I see a provider it's to keep me feeling healthy, and it's strictly a business transaction. Usually once I've seen a particular provider more than a few times and start feeling attached like I have to go back and see her again ASAP, I figure it's time to look for a different provider because I don't want the emotional attachment creeping in. That's just me though. If I were you I wouldn't give up after this one experience, I'd maybe take a step back and try a non-full service provider who can give you a little bit of enjoyment and relief once in awhile without the emotional baggage of full sex.

[Slammer6008]

You need a mistress / girlfriend, someone you like and care about, not just for sex. My wife also has had no interest in sex for several years. Use it or lose it.

You need at least 3 times a week.

[Rosco Rules]

Damn not sure what's wrong with me. So its Thursday and only one day away from going south of the border to visit my gf who can not get enough sex. I argue with myself just wait, but after reading a recent report on here about Rainbow in BP I found myself headed over there.

Paid the $40 for 30 minutes stripped down and got comfortable. When the lady came in I found it hard to even turn to get a decent view due to some aches and pains as I approach the time in life referred to as elderly. A decent massage with a little teasing. But ohh my god after I flipped I was face to face with a granny in a moo moo. What happened to the cute one in the little dress who's ass I would soon be fondiling. I guess it is the luck of the draw and it was not my lucky day. At least there was no negotiationg for the HJ. But what a waste of the little sperm I have left that should have been saved for mi amor.

[GreenStream]

But after thinking for days, now I know that I won't be able to fulfill my sexual desire with random strangers. This was my first and will be my last. This is probably not the kind of review you all want, but I just wanted to share my experience. Thank you all and be safe.

You need a mistress / girlfriend, someone you like and care about, not just for sex. My wife also has had no interest in sex for several years. Use it or lose it.

[Slammer6008]

Had a chance to visit Suzanne on Tuesday afternoon, she gives exceptional BBBJ's so I figured FS would be as good or even better, quoted me. 2 plus 4 entrance fee, FS definitely not worth it, BBBJ then cover came on and rode me for a bit then standing Doggy and mish, popped and cleaned me up. She has no definition on her body, nothing worth seeing without clothes, stick to BBBJ only.

Obviously you haven't had Susan from behind nice round ass I must be in the twilight zone. Great skills. I still must be getting the slammer summer special. Maybe she had a bad day.

[Elodin]

Stopped by 109 for the first time after checking out their ig. I requested Zoe who I discovered as we were cleaning up is sweat Sansa on ig / pd. Similar body type to pics + a few pounds. She has a face. Girls were def bolt ons but fun. Massage messed up my shoulder for the next day. Pretty good HJ, idk if I'd call rubbing her tits on my back a few times Nuru tho, but she did titty fuck without asking. She also advised me to stay away from Amanda because she's gross. She went into more detail saying that she has poor hygiene and doesn't clean her mouth in between rims. Although you guys seem to have had quite a bit of fun with her so I'll probably ignore Sansa's advice. 55 for 45 at door, 120 for "nuru. ".

[Sarcastic King]

I swung by around 8 pm and it looks like it's done. Rose spa had lights on but I didn't see anyone. One spot in the courtyard to the left had lights on but I didn't see anyone. Looks completely different from even two months ago. The rest of the spots on the first floor looked completely closed and empty.

[GreenStream]

Did you meet Amanda or someone else? Most everyone I've seen apart from Amanda at 109 are just awful. Chanel in particular is a hardcore anti-vaxxer who wouldn't shut up about vaccines through the massage.

The front desk woman told me that Amanda was not working yesterday when I went there. Sorry, I forgot the name of the one I had, but she said she is Vietnamese, and she has two large tattoos. I will never be there again.

[JackTms]

Hi all,

New here and read as many of the reviews I could to not ask stupid questions. Looking for a NURU in OC and read that Haven in Downey is good. Any other closer to Anaheim / Santa / Ana / Westminster area? Downey is a bit far but willing to drive if needed. Thank you fellow mongerers!

Palms day spa is in orange. Lake forest has literally like 3 places next to each other in the same medical plaza (look up nuru stars). Take some blue pills and hit up all 3 in a row.

[JackTms]

If it's the same one, and I believe it is, used to work for Havana and went back and forth between Havana and Palms a few times (same owner). She's smoking hot and I only saw her a couple times, but she always gave good nuru service. I never had a problem with her or heard anything bad about her, but if she's gone off on a soapbox that she won't shut up about during a service that's not a good thing. We go to these places for release, not politics.

Yeah, I agree she's hot. Like a early 30's hot white girl you would see at the gym. Also has pretty good hand job technique. But as soon as you mention anything slightly political, she will spend half the session going off with Qanon conspiracy theories. I tried to steer her away by talking about food and stuff, but then she went right back to mask policies and "ReAD FAUCI EmAIls. ".

Amanda is way kinkier and has stuff like rimming and BBBJ, and has always been sweet to me in the few times I saw her, but heard she can be pretty moody, especially if you can't get it up for her.

[Grimmy23]

Did you meet Amanda or someone else? Most everyone I've seen apart from Amanda at 109 are just awful. Chanel in particular is a hardcore anti-vaxxer who wouldn't shut up about vaccines through the massage.

If it's the same one, and I believe it is, used to work for Havana and went back and forth between Havana and Palms a few times (same owner). She's smoking hot and I only saw her a couple times, but she always gave good nuru service. I never had a problem with her or heard anything bad about her, but if she's gone off on a soapbox that she won't shut up about during a service that's not a good thing. We go to these places for release, not politics.

[Pand25]

Wow! $$ for FS with her! She definitely has GPS now! She would usually take $ or $. 2 for FS and BBBJCIM. Times have changed. No thanks. The other women here are not that great as well. Went to see Susanne one day with an appt. They flaked on me and sent in a granny with a ton of makeup on and I said no thanks see ya. Susanne came in and made apologies and asked me to wait for her. I bailed and never went back. She is very average but will, or used to, drain your balls BBBJCIM.

This place has a pretty bad walk of shame as well, so you may as well wear a neon I'm a monger shirt when you go there. LOL.

Had a chance to visit Suzanne on Tuesday afternoon, she gives exceptional BBBJ's so I figured FS would be as good or even better, quoted me. 2 plus 4 entrance fee, FS definitely not worth it, BBBJ then cover came on and rode me for a bit then standing Doggy and mish, popped and cleaned me up. She has no definition on her body, nothing worth seeing without clothes, stick to BBBJ only.

[Rbk216]

My girlfriend has her period, so I decided to try 109 in Lake Forest. What a joke. Mediocre massage, no teasing (not even a little), just some rubbing of fake boobs on my back, all for a suggested "donation" of $1. 6. Bamboo Wood is dramatically better. Every worker does a great tease, they are all nice to be with, all I've ever tried allow roaming, and it is far less expensive.

Did you meet Amanda or someone else? Most everyone I've seen apart from Amanda at 109 are just awful. Chanel in particular is a hardcore anti-vaxxer who wouldn't shut up about vaccines through the massage.

[D Schrute]

Just called. "yoyo no more."

Anyone know where she went?

That's disappointing to hear. She was fun.