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**True Hobbiest** · 09-01-07 14:04

But I second what WD said about her...she really is a good person and for 80 you really can't go wrong. Last time I saw her she "thought" she was pregnant, I guess she thought right. I'd say she looks more like a bleach blonde over weight stripper of the old combat zone days..you know the type they all kind of looked the same.

Stay safe and play safe,
TH

**WebDog** · 09-01-07 10:08

Originally Posted by MeatMan

Who the hell is Tess. Anyone gotta pic er sumthin?

MeatMan, Tess is a 40-something blond, white, round woman formerly in Norwood (until eviction) who did/does incall of $80 for a couple BBBJs or generally whatever you'd like for an hour. She had a place that looks like the worst of Katrina aftermath, which always had such a fog of cigarette smoke that it would last on your clothes for days after your visit. At various times she had a mentally disabled 'uncle' living with her (no stretch to figure out where the SSI check went). Oh year, she's 6 months pregnant too.

But she has a really good heart and works like a trooper. I bet you could forget your wallet there and she'd call you to come back and get, and give you another BBBJ when you arrive. She is a great person, 100% genuine and not a scammer of any kind. Clearly, anyone in her vocation is going to have some 'issues' but she is a pretty great deal when you're in the mood. She is not a knockout but isn't horrible to look at either.

I never did FS with her but prior to pregnancy she'd do it for as part of the deal. I suspect MeatMan would enjoy her (!) and I always liked that ass of hers when she was squatting to blow you. But she didn't do anal, just conventional FS.

No pictures, but she looks a lot like Divine.

**Night Cruiser** · 09-01-07 02:50

MM, I am sure you've met her but don't remember 'cause all you saw was her ass...

Where have all the hoes gone????

Originally Posted by MeatMan

Who the hell is Tess. Anyone gotta pic er sumthin?

**MeatMan** · 08-31-07 22:02

Who the hell is Tess. Anyone gotta pic er sumthin?

**Cruiser D** · 08-31-07 21:07

Yeah, I'd have to agree. If a judge told her to move within 48 hours she's probably 6 months behind on her rent and already went through all her scams.

Between being a ho and section 8 you think she would be able to cover the rent - remember, just say no. Some of you guys seem to like her but she seems like she's just a floor or two above bottom.

**WebDog** · 08-31-07 09:26

Originally Posted by Cldude

Visited Tess today and she told me she had just gotten out of court, and that she was being evicted. Court gave her 48 hours to move (very compassionate judge, 6 months pregnant with 2 little kids and no where to go on the busiest moving weekend in the year).

That is indeed too bad and a horrible thing to happen to someone as nice as her.

But there is no way she can clean up that shithole of a bedroom in 48 hours!

**Boston Guy 57** · 08-31-07 08:56

Originally Posted by Cldude

Visited Tess today and she told me she had just gotten out of court, and that she was being evicted. Court gave her 48 hours to move (very compassionate judge, 6 months pregnant with 2 little kids and no where to go on the busiest moving weekend in the year). Anyway, I thought I'd give her fans out here a heads up on this. She said she will still have the same phone #, and wherever she ends up she will take calls.

Good luck to her!

You know I don't wish harm to anyone but if she got evicted and a judge is involved it means she didn't pay her rent for probably four to six months. Sorry but, at some point the landlord has a right to earn a living as well....and no, I'm not a landlord.
There are both public and private support systems in place for a woman in her situation as long as she is clean and sober.

**Night Cruiser** · 08-31-07 04:06

Shit, webdog, I 'll piss on you for free!!!

Originally Posted by WebDog

$220/hr to piss on you? I'll pass.

**Monger Elvis** · 08-31-07 03:43

Originally Posted by Cldude

Visited Tess today and ...... she was being evicted........ She said she will still have the same phone #, and wherever she ends up she will take calls.

Good luck to her!

Huh...we could make her an asset of the membership only and help her land on her feet.(thinking out loud)

Is she still using the 0999 number or is there a better one?

M.E.

**Cldude** · 08-31-07 00:17

Visited Tess today and she told me she had just gotten out of court, and that she was being evicted. Court gave her 48 hours to move (very compassionate judge, 6 months pregnant with 2 little kids and no where to go on the busiest moving weekend in the year). Anyway, I thought I'd give her fans out here a heads up on this. She said she will still have the same phone #, and wherever she ends up she will take calls.

Good luck to her!

**WebDog** · 08-30-07 23:16

Originally Posted by Spaz2580

Does anyone have any experiences with cathouse ladies on CL?

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/ers/409669704.html

$220/hr to piss on you? I'll pass.

**Spaz2580** · 08-30-07 16:28

Does anyone have any experiences with cathouse ladies on CL?

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/ers/409669704.html

**Toodw** · 08-23-07 08:47

Did a VIP on TER about this Western Mass chick...

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/403097656.html

Found 1 review

Web link for that cell From TER #

http://eroticservices.********.com/?do=view&p=69162

Here is the VIP sum up, this is NOT my review, second hand info...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/revie...w.asp?id=98054

"I finally just took care of myself and left, vowing never to return.

I gave her a 5 simply because she is actually a nice girl, and cute enough, and if someone can deal with her rules and a body that isn't anywhere near as good as the pictures suggest, then she'd be fine."

The reviewer has reviewed 6 other girls all this year, all getting 6, 7, 8s.

I hope this helps,

Toodw

**Monger Elvis** · 08-23-07 02:52

Originally Posted by W Mass Guy

I'm referring to a provider who's advertising on CL-

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/403097656.html

Wondering if she's legit?

If anybody knows her, I'd love some feedback ( if anybody's willing to help out a one-post wonder like me)

Thanks

She was working the Boston CL about 2 weeks ago from a Rt1 area (Malden\Saugus\etc) motel. Nice tits and figure but one of the pics makes her look like "Crack~ish".

Didn't see any reviews on her at all.

If you TOFTT let us know!

**MeatMan** · 08-22-07 23:00

Originally Posted by W Mass Guy

(First, let me apologize- when I registered as "W Mass Guy" I didn't realize that there was another member using the handle "Western Mass Guy"- if it's an issue, I'll gladly re-register.)

I'm referring to a provider who's advertising on CL-

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/403097656.html

Wondering if she's legit?

If anybody knows her, I'd love some feedback ( if anybody's willing to help out a one-post wonder like me)

Thanks

Post it on the Springfield board. Maybe someone there would know. Cute chick though!