Massage Parlor Reports

**Mitsom** · 11-13-21 19:12

Originally Posted by Sonnyblack85 [View Original Post]

I'm a AA man. I have been to plenty of MT on archer and others places. I realize most of them won't do anything to us. Besides the simple L1. I offer more for a blow job been turn down countless time. From Star hot spa, Hao spa, Relax spa, Sunny spa, Fugi foot spa, and others. Like WTF. So I don't play with them. So I check on rub rating I want to try some of the apt on there. From the pics they say they have young girls but I know it's going to be some old ass lady. Have anybody been there. https://chicago.rubratings.com/239617.

Also I been to grand spa. They have some young girls I was going to pay for 6 hands but I felt they wasn't going to do FS.

Dude if you couldn't get full service at the old relax on cermak I don't think being black is the issue. Maybe you need to work on your technique or appearance / hygiene? I always shower before an appointment and dress half way decent. I also make sure when paying for massage to open my wallet wide so she sees all the bills in there waiting for her. When she comes in the room I'm always naked sitting at the edge of the bed so she knows what's up. There are times I've gotten myself hard for her to see that when she walks in. Then try complementing her massage (even if it sucks). Ask her name. Tell her she has magic hands while you reach around and feel up her butt at the head of the table or casually stroke her leg while she's massaging you. These things can give you a feel for where she's at and reel her in. Often when the flip is near and she's finishing the legs I'll open my legs so she knows the boys are inviting her. Often that results in some good for play before the flip. Even then, sometimes more than L1 just isn't on the table. But if it is you got to pony up and pay for it.

**Mitsom** · 11-13-21 18:28

After seeing another review of extras at Body Health decided to take the plunge. Let me start this way. If you go DO NOT knock on the side door without calling and telling them you're there or maybe just avoid all together. When I arrive after calling for appointment I saw all the traffic on Archer corner including people at bus stop right out front and remembered the other poster saying he used side door. Front door has you waiting out front. So I went side door and knocked. Waited a minute and started to walk away when door opened. Came back and stepped inside. What happened next was a little disorienting because I thought I was inside the spa. Saw some stairs up and a couple doors. Turns out it's like a communal part of the building. Alice the girl I called for was there but also some dude who was irate. At first I thought he was another customer leaving. He proceeds to tell her something like "I told you no back door action here! No back door. I'll call the police. " I'm like WTF? She's talking to him and ushers me in their door.

Got inside the room and now she's irate with me saying "talk to me" (I guess she meant call to use that door call when there? I don't know) and she's talking about the guy. I say I don't know him. She's shaking her head no and says talk to her. I put my coat back on and was going to leave. Tell her I'm sorry I didn't know not to use that door. Anyway, she is attractive. Slim asian frame. Not as young as the other poster said, probably in her 30's but attractive. Wearing a short dress. Nice legs. At this point even though I called for an hour I decide to go for it but told her half hour. Managed to deescalate and calmed her down until the vibe was pleasant but still after what happened I'm a little on edge. In the room they've got like a cctv showing different cameras outside.

Ok so into the meat of things. She gave an ok massage that didn't last long. Started playing with the boys and sounding sexy. I had told them "a friend" told me about her. On the flip she asks if I want everything. I say yes. She says my friend paid $160 LOL. Fine. Gave her another $20 for BBBJ. Clothes came off. Good technique. She's moving all around the table so I can fondle her. At one point pussy in my face. Then flipped again and had her lick the boys. She took an alcohol pad to them then followed direction. Put cover on and continued until I told her I was ready to hit it. Layed her on her back edge of table and went to town standing up while playing with her perky little boobs. She struggled a bit with size but took it like a trooper. Not a dead fish, she's being sexy, touching me. Then layed on my back and had her ride. She's a spinner and I held her little butt and just pumped her up and down. After I blew in the bag she lays on top of me exhausted for a minute with me rubbing her smooth skin. Then I get up, get my clothes on and gtfo.

Overall great experience but I wish I could have been more relaxed. That whole incident had me a little on edge. I guess dumb on my part to just knock but thought it was their door. Maybe dumb to stay after that too but after seeing her the little head was talking. But seems like owner of the building or whoever that dude was has some suspicions about what's going on and doesn't like it.

Stay safe out there and be smart.

**SonnyBlack85** · 11-13-21 15:58

Originally Posted by Dbiz01 [View Original Post]

The only color in this biz is the green in your pocket. If your $$ ain't motivating them, then you have to look inward.

Naw maybe I'm just straight to the point. Also not paying those high ass rates.

**Dbiz01** · 11-13-21 12:59

Originally Posted by Sonnyblack85 [View Original Post]

I'm a AA man. I have been to plenty of MT on archer and others places. I realize most of them won't do anything to us. Besides the simple L1. I offer more for a blow job been turn down countless time. From Star hot spa, Hao spa, Relax spa, Sunny spa, Fugi foot spa, and others. Like WTF. So I don't play with them. So I check on rub rating I want to try some of the apt on there. From the pics they say they have young girls but I know it's going to be some old ass lady. Have anybody been there. https://chicago.rubratings.com/239617.

Also I been to grand spa. They have some young girls I was going to pay for 6 hands but I felt they wasn't going to do FS.

The only color in this biz is the green in your pocket. If your $$ ain't motivating them, then you have to look inward.

**DomCorazon** · 11-13-21 12:45

I was making a pickup at O'Hare last week and had some time to kill. I was trying to get in last minute with some Thai ladies but it didn't work out. Some of the Chinese places for L3 that I have on my list were a little too far than I wanted to drive so I thought I'd give Harmony a second try. Eh. I should've just went to O'Hare. Nana was late 30's early 40's. Decent looking although the Mamasan looked better. Nine mile from the other K Spa's and they quote 180. I forgot about that. I talked her down a little. Not going back. Had the pleasure of a loud monger outside the door asking a bunch of questions. What was worse was her little movements during mish. Every so often bucking me or doing frog legs and ruining the moment. So I switched to lazy K9 and took it all the way home.

**Bruh6969** · 11-13-21 11:59

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Zara at CLM is an afro-Latina with light skin. Probably the hottest girl at CLM.

Mila, also at CLM, is half white half black (although I wouldn't have guessed she was half black, she kinda looks like Jennifer Beals in that way). She's probably the second hottest girl at CLM.

CLM is chicagolandbodyrubs.com. Someone asked where they are located and they have spots all over the city and one in the northern or western burbs (can't remember which).

There's another black girl who gets a lot of good reviews out of Milwaukee too. Can't remember her name.

George Stark is our resident expert for black escorts. Check his post history.

What menu does Zara offer and how much does she ask for?

**JasoDean** · 11-13-21 11:51

Originally Posted by TtPopSikle [View Original Post]

offering FS for 3 Jefferson... Apt girls start at at a Jefferson for 10 minutes

Jefferson is on the $2. FS for 6 $? Noice.

**TheRedStar** · 11-13-21 06:17

Originally Posted by Sonnyblack85 [View Original Post]

I'm a AA man. I have been to plenty of MT on archer and others places. I realize most of them won't do anything to us. Besides the simple L1. I offer more for a blow job been turn down countless time. From Star hot spa, Hao spa, Relax spa, Sunny spa, Fugi foot spa, and others. Like WTF. So I don't play with them. So I check on rub rating I want to try some of the apt on there. From the pics they say they have young girls but I know it's going to be some old ass lady. Have anybody been there. https://chicago.rubratings.com/239617.

Also I been to grand spa. They have some young girls I was going to pay for 6 hands but I felt they wasn't going to do FS.

You looking in the wrong places, I never ran into color being a problem but you right tons of places over charge.

**ApplePiePussy** · 11-13-21 01:13

Originally Posted by Sonnyblack85 [View Original Post]

I'm a AA man. I have been to plenty of MT on archer and others places. I realize most of them won't do anything to us. Besides the simple L1. I offer more for a blow job been turn down countless time. From Star hot spa, Hao spa, Relax spa, Sunny spa, Fugi foot spa, and others. Like WTF. So I don't play with them. So I check on rub rating I want to try some of the apt on there. From the pics they say they have young girls but I know it's going to be some old ass lady. Have anybody been there. https://chicago.rubratings.com/239617.

Also I been to grand spa. They have some young girls I was going to pay for 6 hands but I felt they wasn't going to do FS.

Check out the Asian Apartment Girls section. Lots more info there. Grand spa is a jack shack. They want upwards of 100 to 140 for nude L1. And they are not young. They are in their 40s.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 11-13-21 01:12

Yung Ping on archer.

Getting settled in, and heard one of you leaving. You were complaining loudly about the crappy massage and how you were rushed out. It sounded like the girl went and gave you some of your money back. I should have taken this as an omen. I proceeded though.

Now keep in mind I was going in with a tool that could just about cut glass. Draw older woman, Whatever. Do not care. Crappy massage, tons of teasing. Very little roaming. Flip, I say very little oil. I show her exactly how I like it. Just a little gentle this and that in the right spot, the woman could have had me out in 90 seconds flat. But she proceeds to do all of her corny shit. Surprising me with aggresiveltickling, squeezing my balls VERY hard, I tell her relax, don't touch the boys, her response: "Oh, Ahh, hee hee no like this?" *SQUEEZE*.

She proceeds to do the insanely irritating OH OHHH GIGGLE GIGGLE TEE HEE. I keep shushing her. She asks again if I want oil on the unit, I hold my finger and thumb up a centimeter apart. "very little oil, not TOO MUCH" "ok not too much".

SQUUUUUUIRT next thing I know I'm soaked in grease, and she starts with the SLUMP-SLUMP-SLUMP jackhammer shit. I tell her to relax, go slow and easy, you go slow I am out of here is one minute, you keep beating the shit out of it like your mad about something and you're going to be at it awhile. I get her to slow, I am genuinely close, and then she does this weird move. Like she squeezes very hard and does a weird popping dismount. Hard to describe. You know when you put your in index finger in your mouth and POP? Like that, but downtown.

I ask "what the fuck are you doing?" oh hee hee hee! Tee hee!

I tell her to stop. We get back on track. I am apparently moaning, and she starts moaning back at me. Not sexy, but like. Mocking? Like "oh mmm hmm yeah tee hee".

At this point she complains her arms hurt, I am over time, and to keep going is $20 more. SO I say take the girls out. No, no. So s "Time UP".

She then sees if the Magic Moment can be accelerated if she does all of the annoying shit I have told her to stop all at once. Sort of a reverse Big Finish. I summon all my might and try to remember that teamwork makes the dream work. I right there, ready 5-4-3-2 and she stops and pats my leg, and piddle piddle piddle "You done? Hot towel?

She complains again she is tired. I told her that's because she was doing it wrong and she should have listened. Pissesd, I get up, look at both the clock and my phone, both indicate 5 to the hour even though she had been telling me I was over time for the last 10 minutes. "You want a water?" "No thank you!

"ok see you next time" "NO THANK YOU!

It's like this woman waant to find every way she can make her job more difficult for herself and more annoying for me. I understand if supply can't keep up with demand and she wants to stem the flow of repeat business, but this woman out here going hard like she's chopping wood. Fuck.

**SonnyBlack85** · 11-13-21 00:46

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

Its been a while since I was there. The skinny girl was there last time I was there. What type of talent do they have there now??

I haven't been over there in so long. I got tired of the same girls.

**EyeEatAss** · 11-13-21 00:15

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I have a 40 something asianmassage therapist who works for popular spa. She has offered GFE in short time I've seen her twice. No FS of BJ yet but total naked HJ. She just text me if I want to be her sugar daddy. She wants me to buy her ticket back home to Asia. I assume she won't be back right away. Ticket probably 1700 rt. What would you ask for in return. How would you give her the money? Installment plan? She put a time limit on when she needs the ticket. Before Christmas what would you guys do?

Oh! Don't be stingy! Give her the money!

**ChgoJJ** · 11-12-21 22:08

Originally Posted by Sonnyblack85 [View Original Post]

Whatever happened to the skinny young girl who worked there. She speak no English but I used to get a L1 and cum all over her face. She was young with glasses and skinny. Haven't seen her since the summertime. I only paid 40 I liked it when she like me cum over her.

Its been a while since I was there. The skinny girl was there last time I was there. What type of talent do they have there now??

**Moss734** · 11-12-21 18:19

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I have a 40 something asianmassage therapist who works for popular spa. She has offered GFE in short time I've seen her twice. No FS of BJ yet but total naked HJ. She just text me if I want to be her sugar daddy. She wants me to buy her ticket back home to Asia. I assume she won't be back right away. Ticket probably 1700 rt. What would you ask for in return. How would you give her the money? Installment plan? She put a time limit on when she needs the ticket. Before Christmas what would you guys do?

I hope you take all of the good advice the members are giving you on this topic. Since you asked the question I assume you genuinely are considering giving her what she is asking for. These girls really do sense whether they can take advantage of some guys or have a better opportunity to. Not throwing shade at you, I was once naive too and taken advantage of a few times early in my monger days. Much different now and I think these girls definitely recognize if they can or can not.

**DrDown22** · 11-12-21 17:38

Saw Olivia at CLM. Her pictures were really enticing, but in reality she is quite overweight and has only an OK face. I left the appt without continuing.