Massage Parlor Reports

[Ck2001]

Thanks for the tips, I'll get that homing device working better next time!

[BetterThanPro]

More info please? I haven't seen her in a while, but I like keeping tabs on available options LOL. She retired?

Nala is no longer providing nuru massages "anywhere". This comes from a reliable source as I am close to her.

[Hyarusa]

So I'm cruising up the 405 when I get by Lake Forest and this little thought pops in my head. I've never spent any time in Lake Forest before, but man, those mongers on USASG seem to have a lot of fun at the Lake Forest spas. So off the freeway I go, find this place called Lake Forest Spa Massage off Rockfield. Walk in, $50 for half an hour, chunky middle aged Chinese woman but she's friendly and I settle in, no sheet. She comes in, laughs, puts it over me, starts the chit chat. And it's a really good massage! A little bit of teasing, not too much. On the flip I expose it all and she half-covers me back up and continues the massage. But she's grazing junior and the boys and I got a big stiffy and she can see it. She finishes up, all done, anything else? I make a sad face and point at junior. She asks you want that? Yes of course. She starts stroking it, but with the sheet still on top. Kinda weird. But she keeps at it long enough and lets me feel her up, I explode in the sheet. She never touched it directly. Comes back and cleans me off with hot towel, I give 40, on my way.

So I'm pretty sure that's not one of the Lake Forest spots you all have been talking up. Where did I go wrong? I seem to remember El Toro Road, north or south of the 405? What should I be looking for?

You were close to the cluster of Nuru shops, you just needed to a little further down El Toro to Muirlands. There are two buildings there, both have Nuru shops in them.

[Grimmy23]

I've gotten it quite a few times. It's about how much you're ejecting.

Sometimes I'll purposely not ejaculate for a week or longer before visiting one of these places so I can really unload. I'm not young anymore so I don't shoot a gallon of jizz up to the ceiling like I did when I was in my 20's, but it's fun to let a big one go once in a while and have the girl comment or go "ooooh" LOL. I did that for Melanie at Havana. Purposely saved up for her and shot all over her thighs and she was like "oh wow, that was a good one. " LOL.

[Harbors]

Maybe it's you, that your climax is stronger than most.

I've gotten it quite a few times. It's about how much you're ejecting.

[LngTimeMongr]

You went to the wrong place. Look for "888" is the FS place.

Is this 888 worth it? How are they there? What type of females?

[Hornilius69]

So I'm cruising up the 405 when I get by Lake Forest and this little thought pops in my head. I've never spent any time in Lake Forest before, but man, those mongers on USASG seem to have a lot of fun at the Lake Forest spas. So off the freeway I go, find this place called Lake Forest Spa Massage off Rockfield. Walk in, $50 for half an hour, chunky middle aged Chinese woman but she's friendly and I settle in, no sheet. She comes in, laughs, puts it over me, starts the chit chat. And it's a really good massage! A little bit of teasing, not too much. On the flip I expose it all and she half-covers me back up and continues the massage. But she's grazing junior and the boys and I got a big stiffy and she can see it. She finishes up, all done, anything else? I make a sad face and point at junior. She asks you want that? Yes of course. She starts stroking it, but with the sheet still on top. Kinda weird. But she keeps at it long enough and lets me feel her up, I explode in the sheet. She never touched it directly. Comes back and cleans me off with hot towel, I give 40, on my way.

So I'm pretty sure that's not one of the Lake Forest spots you all have been talking up. Where did I go wrong? I seem to remember El Toro Road, north or south of the 405? What should I be looking for?

You went to the wrong place. Look for "888" is the FS place.

[Ck2001]

So I'm cruising up the 405 when I get by Lake Forest and this little thought pops in my head. I've never spent any time in Lake Forest before, but man, those mongers on USASG seem to have a lot of fun at the Lake Forest spas. So off the freeway I go, find this place called Lake Forest Spa Massage off Rockfield. Walk in, $50 for half an hour, chunky middle aged Chinese woman but she's friendly and I settle in, no sheet. She comes in, laughs, puts it over me, starts the chit chat. And it's a really good massage! A little bit of teasing, not too much. On the flip I expose it all and she half-covers me back up and continues the massage. But she's grazing junior and the boys and I got a big stiffy and she can see it. She finishes up, all done, anything else? I make a sad face and point at junior. She asks you want that? Yes of course. She starts stroking it, but with the sheet still on top. Kinda weird. But she keeps at it long enough and lets me feel her up, I explode in the sheet. She never touched it directly. Comes back and cleans me off with hot towel, I give 40, on my way.

So I'm pretty sure that's not one of the Lake Forest spots you all have been talking up. Where did I go wrong? I seem to remember El Toro Road, north or south of the 405? What should I be looking for?

[Mhsm2014]

Going to be out on the town this weekend around gg and need a night cap!

No thank you I don't wear them.

[Yngdmflcm]

Anyone know where I can find any MILFs with huge racks? I don't mind man made ones. Preferably Santa Ana and Tustin area or places nearby.

[Nice Guy 99]

I was waiting for my regular appointment with Ana today, when, to my surprise, she came strolling through the lobby with her hair down and mask off. It's the first time I've seen her mask off in bright light. What a pretty face! Unfortunately when it came time for the massage it was mask back on and hair up. It stayed that way until it was snuggle time on the table, but the lights are very dim at that point.

[BigBoDonk]

Has anyone been to detox in gg late night like after 11 pm? They seem to be the only ones open late (til 2 am) and for a premium I think $250+ was last they quoted me. I'm often out on the town and in search for something late. I stopped by there once around 1 am and there was like 20 people congregating around the plaza I think a party just got done at the karaoke bar so I didn't brave that walk if shame. Nor wanted to get robbed LOL. I drove around the back and didn't see a backdoor.

Or any other places open late? Going to be out on the town this weekend around gg and need a night cap!

Guys don't overpay, please please please you can get first class ticket to TJ and back for this amount bang some nice chicks there.

[Grimmy23]

I've always thought that being completely naked and waiting on the table was evidence enough you're looking for more. Then again, I go the extra mile by hiding the small towel they leave on the table that's meant for covering up the ol meat scepter LOL.

It depends on jurisdiction, but LE can and often does get authorization to get naked in sting operations. It's a questionable tactic, but it has been done many, many times and there has been no strong legal opinion from the courts one way or another. The bottom line is yeah, the cop got naked, but you were still engaging in an act of prostitution and therefore will still have your ass dragged into jail and later court. "But your honor, the officer was naked" probably isn't going to cut it as a defense. I just wanted to mention it because just being naked isn't necessarily enough to make the provider comfortable. It is usually expected that you be naked or mostly naked for a massage. Not everybody realizes that most jurisdictions require you to be covered, and even if not required, 99% of professional MTs will require you to be covered. A little bit of touch goes a long ways in most places. If they back away or move your hand back to the table it either means you're in the wrong kind of place, or "message received, we'll get to that part later. " A lot of girls even purposely stand within your reach to see if you're going to make the first move.

[Skinny Dugan]

I recently heard a rumor that Jacqueline from Ortega is working at Bella Vie. Can anyone confirm this and save me a long drive.

That little cutie has an amazing body. I've only had HJ's from her but I've heard she gives more.

Mimi and Crystal (I think that’s her name) were in Capo Beach on the PCH at one time.

[Grimmy23]

I've always thought that being completely naked and waiting on the table was evidence enough you're looking for more. Then again, I go the extra mile by hiding the small towel they leave on the table that's meant for covering up the ol meat scepter LOL.

That's like a golden rule in AMPs. It's been many years, but I had a girl tell me once she was scared to do anything because I didn't touch first. By touch I also don't mean be a dick about it. Always be a gentleman. A light calf caress when you can reach is sufficient, then move up higher if you can after a couple minutes. I would never just go in and reach under a skirt or grab ass right away unless it was someone I was familiar with, and these girls are human too. They don't necessarily want every dude they see all day to just start grabbing. But you have to let them know you're safe.