Massage Parlor Reports

[Bush Baby]

Kinsey is a royal pain in the arse. I've tried to book with her and never gotten past the email process. As far as I'm concerned, she's a total C and I would avoid her if you can.

Also, it looks like she has removed her strict 'No Review' policy from her website. Maybe business has been lacking in that department and realizes the value of reviews? We'll see. On her Private Delights listings she states no greek, CIM and COF; meaning BBBJ, LFK, DFK may now be on her menu as part of her FS offerings. On her twitter it looks like she's also doing duos with Sidney Star (who I've seen) and Meredith Grey who are both FS providers.

[Member #7074]

Which AMP is she at?

Best Therapeutic in Chantilly. I saw her too. She is beautiful and gives a great massage. She is 38 but looks mid-late 20’s. One of the best pair of natural breasts I've ever seen in my life. You Chooch is not lying. Be nice to her, she is a sweetheart. She is tired today.

[Serpico99]

After seeing reports of Ivy sporting some short shorts, I had to go pay her a visit. It's 60 for 30 minutes and 80 for the hour. They do have a TS. I don't like the front entrance as you are standing out in the open waiting for someone to open the door but then again it seems like there is not a whole lot of foot traffic in this small office complex.

I opted for 30 minutes to feel her out. Yeah, she has a nice fit smooth body, small butt and small tits (maybe like A cups). Nice demeanor. But that's about it. She started off with a soft touch, which I went ahead and played along figuring she would get down to business and spend the 30 minutes playing with me. She wanted 100 to strip off the clothes, and she noted it's 80 to just lose her top. She asked how much I pay last time (I never saw her before) and I went back and forth with her to give her price first but she wanted me to set the price. So that kind of tells me she knows how to hustle good.

I thought she was going to do P2 P so I forked over the 100. She continued with the soft touch and when asked if I can lick her small tits, she said it was ok. However, she said she was ticklish whenever I gently licked her tits and nipples so I stopped and just laid down face up and caressed her butt. I asked if I could DATY but she said she had "cream" on her pussy but next time that I need to tell her I want to DATY so she can wash it off. I don't know what the hell she meant by "cream. ".

Anyway, I blew my load with a pretty good HJ. She finished the session by giving me a lame massage on my legs, thighs, and head. Again, she was nice but I don't consider her a value. There are better options out there. At least she did not do a pump and dump and tried to get me out of there before the 30 minutes was up.

[AnyDayHumpDay]

Run! Don't walk. Stacy is new and today is her first day here. The most beautiful and angelic MT you can ask for. She says she's 38, but looks 25! Very pretty smile, gorgeous body, never had kids. This was the jackpot and I can now retire, because there will not be anybody out there better than her. Treat her nice and kind and she will rock your world!

Which AMP is she at?

[You Chooch]

Run! Don't walk. Stacy is new and today is her first day here. The most beautiful and angelic MT you can ask for. She says she's 38, but looks 25! Very pretty smile, gorgeous body, never had kids. This was the jackpot and I can now retire, because there will not be anybody out there better than her. Treat her nice and kind and she will rock your world!

[Korman23]

The girls don't like the finger inside because they can get infections from our filthy hands. They don't know where our hands have been. There are germs everywhere.

It's not just infections either but also scratches. I have had a couple AMP providers tell me directly over the years that they have been scratched by some guys finger nails so they don't allow the FiV any more.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

I had an identical visit today, First I thought I was going to get IVY but before she started was handed off to Apple because "Ivy had an appointment" With respect to the session, She walked on my back and legs. I don't get that often. During chat and talking about Korea I told her the last time I was in Seoul was 1971 she laughed and said that was about when she was born, that makes her 50 ish. She had an interesting defensive posture to keep you from touching her below the waist. I got a double dose of fake moans and verbal encouragement but despite that distraction managed to complete my mission. She had good double hand technique sitting between my legs. Total dressing assistance.

Who was the first person you saw in the previous review?

I had the same experience as both of the other 2 posters. Very nice new facility. I visited prior to reading these other posts. Wasn't sure what to expect. Drew Apple who I was really excited about. She is older-ish but very fit— long firm legs, and think very attractive. I had just showered and turned down the TS for my requested HR (mistake, apparently) She then told me I could not have an HR, but only 30 minutes. My understanding of this conversation and negotiation was that you can only get 30 minutes in the room, the rest of the time is for TS and sauna. I just agreed to the 30 minutes and saved a little $. She did the walk on my back and legs thing which felt great. Room has a large mirror and I turned my head just to watch her— short dress and long legs was doing it for me. Once she was back on the floor I started letting my hand drape further and further off the table with no contact. On the flip I tried to reach out but she moved out of the way. She asked if it was "okay" and I agreed, but she continued to maneuver away from any roaming of any kind. She was pretty aggressive with a 2 hand jackhammer and lots of moaning and deep breathing. I was thinking she wouldn't be faking those sounds if she gave me a chance. I asked her to pull her top down and she refused. She sat at my feet and put in a lot of effort, but by this time I was turned off by the whole situation. I figured the short time was up anyway and told her to stop. She was very apologetic. I'm not sure exactly what was going on, but she wasn't going to allow anything, despite being in standard Nova mode. I pointed at the change she had brought me and laid on the table and told her it was for her and she walked out of the room without it and seemed frustrated. I had not planned on repeating, but may try again and see if one of the others would be willing for a little B2B or something, and I'll agree to the TS in case that makes a difference. $.6 for hhr and I walked out leaving the change from a $ and nobody was happy anywhere.

[Rhinopole]

I second that Cherry is great on all things that matter. A repeatable experience. And convienient on the way to Fairfax Costco!

HG2.

I saw Cherry twice recently. The first visit was terrific. So I repeated. But in the middle of the session she said she hurt herself walking. That was the problem because she was uncomfortable even lying on her back to receive DATY. It was a mediocre visit except for the massage and it wasn't worth the price of admission. Her massage skills are very good, but to pay the extra freight on top of the entry level 1. 2 was a waste of good coin. I understand that sometimes there's a problem but, IMHO, she should have offered a partial refund. She didn't and I'll go elsewhere in the future.

Rhino.

[Toadster999]

I kind of lke the pretty more restrictive AMP girls over the ones that Fk anything that walks through the door with C note.

Then you should try those two out if you haven't. Both are fairly decent looking, skinny, not a ton up top, but that is my preference.

[Toadster999]

The girls don't like the finger inside because they can get infections from our filthy hands. They don't know where our hands have been. There are germs everywhere.

I always shower before going but understand they don't know that AND that not everyone does. I get the germ thing but they always spray / wipe down my pecker before the Saran Wrap goes on for a covered BJ. Why not the hands. At Star I always go for the shower first in hopes that will ease their cleanliness worries. Here's the thing. I feel like they wait until price is negotiated. Getting naked, BJ, FS. Whatever I'm there for. To say "no inside" which kills the mood for me and then I am left with still having to tip the prenogotiated amount but not satisfied. I think I've learned though. Either don't go there or reset expectations.

[JayCramer80]

Penicillin.

Well, I didn't think of that. Try bringing some Penicillin next time. I'm sure the girl will appreciate it.

I kind of lke the pretty more restrictive AMP girls over the ones that Fk anything that walks through the door with C note.

[Big Daddy Don]

The girls don't like the finger inside because they can get infections from our filthy hands. They don't know where our hands have been. There are germs everywhere.

Penicillin.

[Coaster42]

500? LOL. Is the nude HE worth it though?

Short answer. No. Minnie's nice but there are better options out there.

[Happy Guy 2]

Intelligence report:

Got a report today from a friend that 3 gals that were at Best have rotated out and 2 new gals have just arrived.

From my past experience there, generally the menu is pretty open and lots of fun.

I'm planning a trip to Chantilly this weekend.

As PA sais, always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you. HG2.

HG2.

[SwellGuy69]

The name of this AMP may also have the word "Nature" in it. It's on the main road leading from Tysons to Merrifield. In any event, I used to visit this AMP when it was called Crystal Spa and it was a pretty good place with a full menu. Then, pre-covid, they were raided and it shut down. Fast forward to present day. I decided to check it out. With the provider I saw, the menu was basically a HE. She may have been willing to disrobe a bit, but I wasn't that interested. On the good news side, the young lady was probably in her twenties. Slender, not much of a butt and small on top. She wore long pants and a short sleeve top. She made up for the non-sexy nature of her attire by giving a nice sexy massage followed by a dynamite two-handed HE. She really knew what she was doing.

When I visited this place I was not feeling too energetic, but wanted a good release. Given her HE skills I may give this gal another chance. Her name is Yoyo. The damage for 1/2 hour was. 4 + . 3. BTW, no ts.

If anyone needs more specific information use PM.

Rhino.

Went there today from this post. The older lady who answered the door said Yoyo is in NY now but will be returning Saturday.