Massage Parlor Reports

[Fit312]

Gents, been a bit out of the loop on west loop places. Will be there next week and saw that green spa is closed and a place called healthy zu opened up two doors north on halsted. The place looks like no fun to be had from reviews, but wanted to see if you have any input. Only other place around there would be west river spa, right?

Sunny Spa at 232 S Halsted St is owned by the same guy that owned Green Spa and owns Unwind.

[SideTalker]

Gents, been a bit out of the loop on west loop places. Will be there next week and saw that green spa is closed and a place called healthy zu opened up two doors north on halsted. The place looks like no fun to be had from reviews, but wanted to see if you have any input. Only other place around there would be west river spa, right? PMs are fine too.

Thanks and stay safe.

[DrPepper2976]

I've see Mila and I thought she was Asian, she gave the impression she was anyways. She gives a really good blowjob and if she clicks with you she'll take her time so you can erupt on her face! She gave me some CBD beer she had with her once and I think it made the experience better! She also gave me random ass tips with giving women pleasure which was pretty fun; I actually tried that with a random tinder girl and I made her squirt and she got really clingy afterwards so I guess something worked haha!

Haven't seen Nicol, but I saw Sandra for sure. If she ever comes back I'm definitely fucking her again; she got me craving Latinas for a hot minute so I know she's definitely good. If I hear that Nicol is similar to Sandra, I'll make a visit once I have some free time.

I used to be a consistent regular and I had really good rapport with the ladies but I haven't had any free time to visit and report and repeat. I really really enjoyed Mia, but I don't see her again on the roster atm. We clicked really well the first 2 times so I'm hoping to meet her again!

I see Audrey is back on the roster and I hope she remembers me. I caught her on a really good day and I got to fuck her for free with msog! It's super YMMV but I think she straight up likes me because I clicked really well with her and I gave her a massage instead. We went pretty over and her phone was blowing up but I think she didn't care. I wouldn't mind actually having a fwb situation with her, she's pretty chill and she's the type of white girl I like: pale; pink perky nipples; bright pink pussy; bright blue eyes.

Tangent aside.

Has anyone seen the new girl at CLM, I believe her name is Andrea. I think it would be good to update who's good to see on the roster!

I'd be careful with Audrey, I think she must have burnt out at MA as Scarlett since her quality went to crap (before it was 8-9/10 but it went down to 3/10). Going FWB is a pipe dream, the best you could hope for is maybe a way to arrange contact with her for private sessions, but she talked about bad experiences.

Just giving warning, best of luck.

[Vanilla Lover]

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

I don't think I ever posted a review of her.

She's about 5'6"/130 lbs. Late 20's. Athletic build. Really great legs and perky butt. Her best feature is easily her face, and IMO is the prettiest girl on the roster. She's in her absolute physical prime. She's half white half black but she doesn't have any "black" features, per se. On first glance I would have assumed she was a white girl who either is Mediterranean or really loves getting spray tans. Facially she reminds me a lot of the singer Halsey, except with a suicide girl look in black lipstick.

Super chatty (too chatty?) And really friendly. She's definitely an outlier at CLM because she's a native English speaker and so talkative. She gives a pretty good massage and regals you with various stories about her slutty exploits the whole time. It's very unique.

Now as for the menu itself. After all that talk about how slutty she is I expected a wide open menu. Orginally it was pretty open but she worked something out with her new BF she's madly in love with where she scaled back her activities. L1 is included as in the price, as usual. Full service was $200, which a lot of the newer girls are charging now. She's similar to Zara now in that she's in complete control of the experience, and will do a CBJ and the position of your choice. The one advantage she has over Zara there is that she does let you DATY where Zara does not. But there are no other GFE elements to be had anymore.

The CFS itself was good. She's responsive, has sexy moans and a good level of dirty talk without going too far into unbelievable porn lines. Really nice view from the back, although it's hard to beat Zara's twerking doggie as far as visuals go.

I like a more organic and uninhibited experience so I might not repeat yet unless she breaks up with her bf, but I would recommend to others.

If you do want a wilder experience with a girl younger than 35 I recommend Mia or Bella. If you want the hottest girl there I recommend Zara and Mila. Most of the older girls are GFE.

I have a bounty out on some of the new girls Melanie, Olivia, and Dani. I haven't seen any reviews for them yet, so please pay it forward and check one of them out and post a review.

I've see Mila and I thought she was Asian, she gave the impression she was anyways. She gives a really good blowjob and if she clicks with you she'll take her time so you can erupt on her face! She gave me some CBD beer she had with her once and I think it made the experience better! She also gave me random ass tips with giving women pleasure which was pretty fun; I actually tried that with a random tinder girl and I made her squirt and she got really clingy afterwards so I guess something worked haha!

Haven't seen Nicol, but I saw Sandra for sure. If she ever comes back I'm definitely fucking her again; she got me craving Latinas for a hot minute so I know she's definitely good. If I hear that Nicol is similar to Sandra, I'll make a visit once I have some free time.

I used to be a consistent regular and I had really good rapport with the ladies but I haven't had any free time to visit and report and repeat. I really really enjoyed Mia, but I don't see her again on the roster atm. We clicked really well the first 2 times so I'm hoping to meet her again!

I see Audrey is back on the roster and I hope she remembers me. I caught her on a really good day and I got to fuck her for free with msog! It's super YMMV but I think she straight up likes me because I clicked really well with her and I gave her a massage instead. We went pretty over and her phone was blowing up but I think she didn't care. I wouldn't mind actually having a fwb situation with her, she's pretty chill and she's the type of white girl I like: pale; pink perky nipples; bright pink pussy; bright blue eyes.

Tangent aside.

Has anyone seen the new girl at CLM, I believe her name is Andrea. I think it would be good to update who's good to see on the roster!

[OrdLover]

Thanks for all the places listed. What about a good make out session? Other than a peck on the lips.

[Mtgt247]

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

I don't think I ever posted a review of her.

She's about 5'6"/130 lbs. Late 20's. Athletic build. Really great legs and perky butt. Her best feature is easily her face, and IMO is the prettiest girl on the roster. She's in her absolute physical prime. She's half white half black but she doesn't have any "black" features, per se. On first glance I would have assumed she was a white girl who either is Mediterranean or really loves getting spray tans. Facially she reminds me a lot of the singer Halsey, except with a suicide girl look in black lipstick.

Super chatty (too chatty?) And really friendly. She's definitely an outlier at CLM because she's a native English speaker and so talkative. She gives a pretty good massage and regals you with various stories about her slutty exploits the whole time. It's very unique.

Now as for the menu itself. After all that talk about how slutty she is I expected a wide open menu. Orginally it was pretty open but she worked something out with her new BF she's madly in love with where she scaled back her activities. L1 is included as in the price, as usual. Full service was $200, which a lot of the newer girls are charging now. She's similar to Zara now in that she's in complete control of the experience, and will do a CBJ and the position of your choice. The one advantage she has over Zara there is that she does let you DATY where Zara does not. But there are no other GFE elements to be had anymore.

Great info on Zara and Mila, thanks.

[Wenger]

The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

Relax (the last time I was there), Golden, Macau (extras are very limited), I'm sure there are some others. Enjoy and stay safe.

West River used to include it too.

[Walker333]

The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

Relax (the last time I was there), Golden, Macau (extras are very limited), I'm sure there are some others. Enjoy and stay safe.

[Moss734]

The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

Whenever I have been to IVY and Exercise the table shower has been included in the 1 hour massage. Body health center has a table shower but you have to make sure to tell your masseuse you expect the table shower. I've had a couple times at BHC that they didn't mention it and when I brought it up they acted like it was an addon service, it should be included.

[Gamma P]

This is the dream. For me the best here was years ago at Sunkiss. This seems to be more available in other cities like Philly, even though it's far from guaranteed there too.

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips.

[OrdLover]

The only place that I know that offers free table shower at OD Wellness. Is there any other places that offers it for free?

Also which Asian MT do you think does the best make out session with deep French kiss? Every time I tried it, it is always a peck or smooch on the lips. It is like the Asian don't know how to kiss at all. You can pm me.

[Jinurso]

Anyone seen Dani, Karla or Nicole at Clm, thinking of checking one of them out next week.

I've seen Nicol. She's a little bit older, maybe early 40's. Her English is limited, but knows enough to get the point across. She's got a nice body, but her face looks every bit her age.

Service wise, she is top tier, though. Great menu EXCEPT she will try to charge you $300 for everything. Don't take that, do your best to negotiate down. You'll actually be in a position of strength if you have her turned on when you start negotiating. She's a very horny MILF and will suck the tongue out of your mouth once she gets started. I was basically eating her out while she was telling me it was $300, and I probably could have said I didn't have any extra money and she would have let me do it anyway.

I don't see Sandra on the menu anymore, so she's probably the closest thing to Sandra in looks and service.

[Vikmbmmn]

I don't ever post here often just lurk. But I am almost 30 and started at 18 when I looked probably like I was 12. I never was rejected but did have my Id looked at.

Other thing and main reason why I am breaking my no post rule is go and take advantage of all the free play you can get on Tinder, bars and clubs. Don't make this your main source of action. This can get expensive especially if you don't have disposable income. I still dabble but man dropping $200 bucks on an AMP when I was working part time hurt. If you do decide to dabble please keep yourself in check especially as your income grows.

When you have a wife and child anonymity becomes very important. Pretty risky posting a profile on Tinder and time constraints make it hard to go to bars / clubs.

[LuvDaPussy3]

Anyone seen Dani, Karla or Nicole at Clm, thinking of checking one of them out next week.

[Jv Money]

Hey guys, long time member of this site. Looking for advice I work in the city quite often and live up in the northern suburbs and am tired of the endless games. Looking for that one provider that I can become a regular with. Being a married guy and sometimes the lack of sex at home, just looking for one to get that release with if you know what I mean. I know some of you seniors will know of anyone. Feel free to pm me.