Massage Parlor Reports

[WoodYee]

Originally went over to Tulip but MMS came out and said they were busy and if I could come back later. Ended up driving over to Happy CKB. Haven't been here in a long while and when I walked in the place was pretty dead. One lady up front by the front door, one lying down on one of the bed / chairs in the open area. I heard her say in mandarin to someone else that there was a customer. Someone in a short dress walks out. She's easily in her early to mid 40's but is relatively thin, give her the payment and in to the room I go. I get into the room and undress. She comes back and asks if I want light or medium. I say I want hard. Honestly it was definitely not a hard massage more like medium but whatever. She doesn't use any oil and only uses the giant towel over me to massage everything. Massage was ok, then she starts teasing and strokes the crack and balls from behind. On the flip she pointed at her mouth but I wasn't really looking to get head from her so I opted for a handy. She then asks if I want oil and I nodded. She starts the rub and tease and let me roam my hands under the skirt. Blew my load and she cleaned me up. Handed her. 50 for the tip and got my bottle of water. Her name was Mimi. Overall experience was ok. The other 2 masseuses there weren't exactly lookers either but all in all it works if you need to get something quick and easy.

[Slammer6008]

So they've been lying to me and they said my winki is the biggest they ever seen. I measured it at 2 1/2 inches 😩.

There lying about my body also when there saying a love your body. 5 ft 2. 295 lbs with my shoes off an pants off 😩.

[TommyGaines]

Lavender Spa, Orange Meeting with Julia 8 on looks, 9 on attitude but not very good English, half Korean, half Chinese. Nice tease massage and great body to body with 10 CBJ finish. Will repeat, much much much better than the first time a few months ago.

Sunnywell, Santa Ana Yoko, 6 on looks, 10 on attitude and 9 on service, half Japanese Korean. This is the best massage place I've ever been to. MMS was super nice and the room was expansive and accommodating, locking door, well lit etc. Tease massage from the start and she was wearing a dress with no panties. No walk of shame and a very secure location with no massage signage out front, gate etc. I would like to try someone else here but I don't want to dis Yoko but I like new experiences, so I've saved a few names and I'll make an appointment next time.

Nicole at LP Appears to be MIA. I have her number and she didn't text back, which she has never missed before. I won't give out her number so no PM's on this one. I'll try her again in a week or two. Krystal is way too expensive, unless she was FS.

New Moon because I'm bored with Wellness Long walk of shame during the daytime. Door wide open and 65 degrees so I bailed because I especially don't like cold AMP's. Maybe I'll come back after dark when the businesses next door are closed.

What was your damage at Levander for CBJ? Last time I was there, 40 at the door for 30, provider asked for 100 for CBJ, we discussed it more, and I passed all together and give 20 for the session.

[Slammer6008]

So they've been lying to me and they said my winki is the biggest they ever seen. I measured it at 2 1/2 inches 😩.

Oh you're the best I ever had oh I love your body.

[Slammer6008]

This is what I'm paying for! Love when they pretend they like me say I'm cute pinch my cheek and ask if I have a gf.

So they've been lying to me and they said my winki is the biggest they ever seen. I measured it at 2 1/2 inches 😩.

[ZzzBoy14]

Nala has left the building. On to new adventures!

More info please? I haven't seen her in a while, but I like keeping tabs on available options LOL. She retired?

[Dohma22]

You mean when they say they love me and I'm number one there lying😁.

This is what I'm paying for! Love when they pretend they like me say I'm cute pinch my cheek and ask if I have a gf.

[Blrtum223]

Anyone know what happened to Bella at Lake forest 112?

[ArchOwl]

Is it still open? Quick google search shows marked permanently closed.

Thanks for intel though will call before heading out.

Any other brother who has an intel.

Visited a few weeks ago, still open and doing business. Only downside is that the rooms are super small.

My favortie is "You so strong" when they are talking about how hard my dick is.

I must be an ugly motherfucker because the only compliments I get are about my skin and how long I last.

[Sarcastic King]

Really!? Andi gives a great massage, has a pleasant personality, does well on tease and HJ, nicer looking than most. BUT is known to be adverse to being touched by the client. She wears a cast iron bra. Was this OTC or UTC? How did you manage it?

Yeah I was surprised too but it was a nice surprise. Under the bra by the way.

[Doctor Man Toy]

You mean when they say they love me and I'm number one there lying😁.

My favortie is "You so strong" when they are talking about how hard my dick is.

[Slammer6008]

If I had a $ for every compliment paid out by an MP, I'd have a wad of cash. How many times I've heard how "beautiful" my wiener is. Don't let it go to your head. These girls are professional flatterers. You so handsome!

You mean when they say they love me and I'm number one there lying😁.

[BetterThanPro]

Instagram: nuru_azncakes.

I think this is her. I haven't seen her since the BCC days, though, but I remember she was pretty fun.

Nala / Cali

Nala has left the building. On to new adventures!

[Heartless Jay]

Today I went to my spot in Buena Park. Idk why I'm asking this now. But why do the ladies at AMPs always say something like,"that's very strong" or"that's very powerful"after giving us a happy ending? Is it the culture or is it in the AMP instructions manual?

If I had a $ for every compliment paid out by an MP, I'd have a wad of cash. How many times I've heard how "beautiful" my wiener is. Don't let it go to your head. These girls are professional flatterers. You so handsome!

[YellowFinTuna]

Lavender Spa, Orange – Meeting with Julia – 8 on looks, 9 on attitude but not very good English, half Korean, half Chinese. Nice tease massage and great body to body with 10 CBJ finish. Will repeat, much much much better than the first time a few months ago.

Sunnywell, Santa Ana – Yoko, 6 on looks, 10 on attitude and 9 on service, half Japanese Korean. This is the best massage place I've ever been to. MMS was super nice and the room was expansive and accommodating, locking door, well lit etc. Tease massage from the start and she was wearing a dress with no panties. No walk of shame and a very secure location with no massage signage out front, gate etc. I would like to try someone else here but I don't want to dis Yoko but I like new experiences, so I've saved a few names and I'll make an appointment next time.

Nicole at LP – Appears to be MIA. I have her number and she didn't text back, which she has never missed before. I won't give out her number so no PM's on this one. I'll try her again in a week or two. Krystal is way too expensive, unless she was FS.

New Moon because I'm bored with Wellness – Long walk of shame during the daytime. Door wide open and 65 degrees so I bailed because I especially don't like cold AMP's. Maybe I'll come back after dark when the businesses next door are closed.