Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 11-08-21 22:42

They're many mongers on here who like myself, are looking down the path less chosen in search of striking gold at some UTR joint. A place that maybe isn't heavily advertised or as some say, hiding in plain sight.

Somewhere deep down there is an explorers soul dwelling within that wants to be the one of the first to discover territory into the unknown. And so rather than sifting through adult search or bedpage, I found myself transversing the likes of massage book and thumbtack and came across a place with a pretty looking girl in the thumbnail. A place called Massage Central. I found the number and sent a text. Booking an appointment was rather easy and I scheduled the session and a few hours later found myself at a nice high rise apartment in Arlington.

The hour house fee was quite steep: $150 to be taking only as cash.

Now my monger senses would have me believe that more than a massage was offered as it hit every check mark in my *.

1) wants only cash.

2) no place of business instead in an apartment complex (easier to avoid LEO).

3) hefty house fee.

So I met Raina and she lead me up to her place and told me to strip down to what I'm comfortable (naked).

The massage began and I'll be the first to admit, it was pretty good. Wasn't the best I've had, but was better than most. She asked me what kind of oil I wanted and gave me a list of aromatherapy flavors to choose from I told her to give me the most popular. Some French rose thing. With the massage she also cleaned my feet and added some collagen cream and used hot stones over my back. Then told me to flip and gave me a charcoal face mask. Raina clearly takes a passion in this and tries to mimic an experience you might find if you were on some Royal Caribbean cruise Spa. It was here that I began to realize this is probably why she charges a nominal fee.

Folks there was no happy ending here. Which is unfortunate because I thought if it was included as the final send off this would have been paradise found as I did enjoy my massage and experience. Raina is young and beautiful but wears scrubs and doesn't give a hint of anything more than what she initially promised over the texts.

As the clock rang it’s final sixty minute I heard a soft whisper in my ear “all finished” and the echoes of melancholy ensued.

Was the massage good? Well yes. Did I feel refreshed and relaxed after application of collagen and masque? Well sure.

Was it worth 150 $? Not even remotely. The quality is there, and if I had spent maybe 100 or even 120 on the whole experience I may have walked away satisfied. Instead I walked away with blue balls and buyers regret.

It's a massage that certainly befits the upper class, but personally I'd rather just squeeze a titty and get my dick wanked.

It's not a recommend for me. But if it sounds like something you'd want to pursue I'm happy to extend her digits.

The search for Jolly Rogers trove of treasures sadly continues.

Water forgets the names theDrowned.

**Member #6611** · 11-08-21 10:58

I was in town last week and, based on a couple recommendations I read here, hit up K Wellness. As others noted, there's a little alleyway you walk through to find the entrance, go in that door then ring the doorbell to be admitted. Was taken to a room and a minute later Apple came in. I'd say she's attractive, maybe early 40's? Took me for a nice table shower then a stop in the sauna before back to the room. Pretty decent massage, then before the flip asked what I wanted. I asked for a bodyslide and she agreed, got nude and did a slide for a minute or two before settling in between my legs and did a nice HJ + prostate exam finish.

Total damage was. 8 $ + $ tip.

Nice, clean place. Would recommend.

**Metloaf** · 11-08-21 10:10

Originally Posted by Delee1234 [View Original Post]

I've seen her. She gives great head. I got an hour legit Thai massage with BBJCIM for $$. 6. Also sucked on those massive delicious titties. A bit more than I wanted to spend but it was fun.

I did the hr session. Massage the best part. Older for sure. Not impressed body. Too hard especially her ass. Areolas remade and flat nipples. $. 2 was with flip. Then ask if more was needed. But asked how far I wanted and said what most donated. It's wiggly room but they watch the peel off your pile of Bidens. And from there it was, "what you want to give for that or this". Turned me all the way off. Definitely no repeat. Ended up leaving the little ones in mouth then they went into the public works area. All business to me. Dry attitude.

$$ completed act.

If you need Nova massage and flip. Yes worth the $. 2.

**TnvolFan** · 11-07-21 13:13

Originally Posted by Delee1234 [View Original Post]

How much did it run you? I've always been curious about them. Thanks.

It's been several weeks ago. I should but typically don't post anything right away.

The house fee was. 6 or. 8.

Tip was negotiated to $. 6 from $$.

**BoatMan3** · 11-07-21 09:07

I'm going to be in Herndon next week and want to revisit Ms. Virginia. However, I need her current digits. Will someone please PM them to me. Thanks.

**Member #7074** · 11-06-21 16:01

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Maybe shoot for massage only and so where I fit in with extras. I get BBBJ and BBFS from few popular providers on here at standard entry rates. So yes, I will report back if I pull trigger. Been seeing the hype but the numbers not adding up for what other top tiers offering. And they have similar review, so of course it's all about chemistry and the openings most miss with these providers.

I've seen her. She gives great head. I got an hour legit Thai massage with BBJCIM for $$. 6. Also sucked on those massive delicious titties. A bit more than I wanted to spend but it was fun.

**Member #7074** · 11-06-21 16:00

Originally Posted by TnvolFan [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say thanks for the suggestions.

I ended up going to garden Spa and enjoyed my time.

They have 2 ladies working. Got a table shower and ended with FS treatment.

How much did it run you? I've always been curious about them. Thanks.

**TnvolFan** · 11-06-21 13:42

Just wanted to say thanks for the suggestions.

I ended up going to garden Spa and enjoyed my time.

They have 2 ladies working. Got a table shower and ended with FS treatment.

**SonChi** · 11-06-21 13:05

Originally Posted by SheltsDee [View Original Post]

The only enthusiasm shown during any extras is for your cash and having succeeded fleece you. Agree about legit skills point.

She is a great, well trained massuese, with an attractive face and voluptuous body. YMMV on extras, but you will leave feeling better.

**Haoba22** · 11-05-21 18:42

Long time lurker, minimal poster, lost my other account, but wish I caught TheDrowned's post before hitting up Lovely, or Aromatherapy, or whatever it's called. I'll keep this short.

Gave 8 for 7 house, "change later ok". New, ROTM provider that looked more like a MMS (thought I was going to get a switch but no). Asked for harder. "OK!" . Not harder. Time call from the other room meant I was about to get shorted. Boring ST. Lukewarm towel. Tip talk several times and asked for it up front. 0-technique race for the finish. Half ass clean up. Forgot my change.

Don't know who Flavte got, but I wouldn't effing bother.

**TheDrowned** · 11-05-21 13:34

I went to hit up and old favorite, Vivian at sister spa located on the second floor near little river turnpike.

But alas she was out of town, her replacement seemed pretty attractive but these days masks tend to work in favor of the provider.

I used to get FS at market rate with Vivian and when I inquired if she'd be able to grandfather me in with the same rate and service she shook her head so I walked out. Fellas, if there's one piece of advice I can bestow that separates new mongers from old is the ability to walk away with your wallet intact. In my youth I might have coughed up the house fee and left not only disappointed but with less funds for another trip.

There's too many people and places in VA to settle for GPS. A penny saved is a penny earned and walking away from sister let me do an hour at moon palace the next evening where I left with no regrets.

Water forgets the names of Thedrowned

**SheltsDee** · 11-05-21 13:30

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Maybe shoot for massage only and so where I fit in with extras. I get BBBJ and BBFS from few popular providers on here at standard entry rates. So yes, I will report back if I pull trigger. Been seeing the hype but the numbers not adding up for what other top tiers offering. And they have similar review, so of course it's all about chemistry and the openings most miss with these providers.

The only enthusiasm shown during any extras is for your cash and having succeeded fleece you. Agree about legit skills point.

**Metloaf** · 11-05-21 11:04

Originally Posted by Bostonpeter [View Original Post]

Her pics are definitely fake, but she's not unattractive. She does offer more than standard Nova, you can get BBBJ all the way up to FS. She charges $$$ for FS (tip + massage), so personally there are a lot more options out there at that price. You might be able to negotiate lower, idk YMMV.

One thing that sets her apart is her massage skills. She used to be a legit Thai massage therapist, the non 'extra' kind, so if you walk in with knotted muscles she'll notice and know what to do. She cracks your back, screeches you out, etc. You'll get the full legit Thai massage experience along with a full menu.

Maybe shoot for massage only and so where I fit in with extras. I get BBBJ and BBFS from few popular providers on here at standard entry rates. So yes, I will report back if I pull trigger. Been seeing the hype but the numbers not adding up for what other top tiers offering. And they have similar review, so of course it's all about chemistry and the openings most miss with these providers.

**Bostonpeter** · 11-05-21 10:54

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Hearing pics are fake but if any dreamers can detail there experience. If only a standard Nova and go with this, I should stick to my extra extra service from my go too massue? Normally when your name buzz as hers lately is. The service varies time to time.

https://dc.rubratings.com/220284

Her pics are definitely fake, but she's not unattractive. She does offer more than standard Nova, you can get BBBJ all the way up to FS. She charges $$$ for FS (tip + massage), so personally there are a lot more options out there at that price. You might be able to negotiate lower, idk YMMV.

One thing that sets her apart is her massage skills. She used to be a legit Thai massage therapist, the non 'extra' kind, so if you walk in with knotted muscles she'll notice and know what to do. She cracks your back, screeches you out, etc. You'll get the full legit Thai massage experience along with a full menu.

**Metloaf** · 11-05-21 10:01

Hearing pics are fake but if any dreamers can detail there experience. If only a standard Nova and go with this, I should stick to my extra extra service from my go too massue? Normally when your name buzz as hers lately is. The service varies time to time.

https://dc.rubratings.com/220284