Massage Parlor Reports

[StubbornMule]

My go to Nuru place is Havana in Downey. I don't go often because it's pricey "for just a HJ" and I live 30 minutes away. Yea, you can get "just a HJ" a lot cheaper at other places. I get that at New Spa in Cypress for $40 + $40. Bamboo is roughly the same price point. But. ,for the money you get:

1. A young hottie, often of a race other than Asian if you so choose, as opposed to an ok looking 30- or 40-something at an Asian jack shack. Of course that can vary by establishment.

2. The girl gets completely naked, as opposed to just lifting the top a d lowering the pants (if you're lucky. You might not get any clothes moved at all at the other places). And this is a big selling point for me. I'm not sure what it is exactly, but having a provider remove every stitch of her clothing is a lot different to me than the typical AMP style.

3. You get full body on body contact, usually with free roaming.

I go to New Spa when I want a quickie back rub with a HJ. I go to Havana when I want to treat myself to a full hour with a young naked hottie.

And yea, Havana is 65 house + 140 tip for an hour, which is pretty much the going rate. I certainly wouldnt pay more than that.

Do any of the girls give a decent therapeutic massage? I've been looking for a girl like Krystal. Which girls there do you recommend?

[D Schrute]

Has anyone tried yo-yo her picture looks good. Happy Friday mongers.

I've been with Yoyo. Photos are a good representation. Likes to ride CG. Friendly and pretty girl on the younger side. 1.2 was the damage last time I saw her.

[Slammer6008]

Has anyone tried yo-yo her picture looks good. Happy Friday mongers.

[Sarcastic King]

Saw Andi at bamboo. What is there left to say? Solid massage and teasing with a satisfying handshake at the end.

As other have noted, there is nothing but a curtain that separates you from your other mongering brethren. Some days you hear the distinctive squish sounds of another satisfied customer. It's in the second floor of an open strip mall so take note if you want to be sneaky it may not be the best place for that.

Andi is cute enough petite and young enough to want a repeat. I was able to get a handful of her tits and it was nice. Definitely worth a repeat. The only thing I wanted to note was that when I got off the massage table I stepped in a huge wet puddle. Not sure what was going on but it was nasty. It was like they dropped a bucket of water here. I was a bit grossed out but no harm no foul. Washed my foot when I got home.

[Bronco]

I visited Happy a week ago Monday and she was definitely there, alive and in the flesh. Bummer if true she's left the building. Maybe temporary as often happens. Perhaps she'll show up somewhere else under a different name.

MMS said small Amy gone for 2 weeks. Another Amy working.

[OCRanger]

Was looking for a little local action and yelped a few pages and found this one. Located in Tustin in a small strip mall right on the corner of Newport and McFadden. I called minutes before closing time which I think was 9 PM. She said she's wait up for me, 15-20 minutes later I arrived after closing and there she was at the door. Petite skinny MILF with a cute face. She collects payment which was 30 hh, walks me in the room has me undress and comes in and gives me a light, soft pressured rub down for about 5 minutes until she whispers in my ear and asks me what I want. I asked for BJ and she was all for it. Damage wasn't too bad, about 70. She was deep throating me, but did not allow touch. Great experience, would go back again. Didn't get her name but I've seen her car there late at night. White Lexus, she might be the one to close. I'm more of a big huge fake titty MILF. Anyone know of a place near Santa Ana or Tustin with big titty Milfs?

I tried to go there but I think I went to different spa next to piano place. Paid. 40 for half. Chinese joint with 50 yrs old MILF huge rack, not a looker. This was the worst massage and HJ I ever got. Half way though HJ, she told me to finished my self. Wth. Avoid this place.

[ArchOwl]

Bad: Spa Lotus, Fullerton. Went in and asked for half an hour. Ugly granny at the front lead me to a room and came in with me. I asked if she was giving the massage and she said yes. I balked, asked if there was anybody else. Told me if I wanted a swap, there would be no refunds. I agreed thinking that it couldn't be worse, but it got worse. I could feel the wrinkles on her hands. I left halfway because I couldn't take it anymore and my time is more valuable than that. Avoid at all costs.

Good: Lady Fortuna massage, Whittier. Chinese girls, probably closer to MILFs (40's or so). Easy FS, and the ladies at least act like they're having fun rather than laying on a table limp waiting for it to be over. Ivy has huge hangers, Linda is smaller but more fun.

There looks to be a good number of spas along Whittier Blvd in La Habra / Whittier. I might take my time going up and down and seeing what they're like.

[RavPower]

I visited Happy a week ago Monday and she was definitely there, alive and in the flesh. Bummer if true she's left the building. Maybe temporary as often happens. Perhaps she'll show up somewhere else under a different name.

I went to happy massage on Saturday and it was very much like Mr. Plumber described. I didn't request or call in but the mms turned out to be tiny Amy, however I did see other younger (relatively speaking) ladies there. 40 door FS 1.00 (I didn't negotiate). I definitely think other providers provide similar services from what I was hearing.

Unfortunately its been a minute for me and I came real quick cg DFK. So I was in and out in like 20 minutes.

[Mr Plumber]

Tried to make an appointment to see Amy. Not there.

I visited Happy a week ago Monday and she was definitely there, alive and in the flesh. Bummer if true she's left the building. Maybe temporary as often happens. Perhaps she'll show up somewhere else under a different name.

[Lift Her Up]

. . . I'd rather pay less for a granny who worked hard to please me, never rushed the session, and didn't push me out the door, than a younger overpriced hottie with a bad attitude and a combo jackhammer weak BJ, or who kept one hand on my thigh to keep me from thrusting too hard or too deep, who pushed me out the door while half of my load was still oozing into my knickers. . . ..

Very well said. I'd even pay more.

Lift Her Up.

[SlickJJ]

Yeah, I got to do a worst spa list. This place is near the top. Next time I go, I'll get a non-happy massage, and leave a Cleveland steamer on the table as a tip.

IMassage is ok, $$ for full is bit much, but Kelly is adorable and so is Sophia too. Shower in the bathroom fits 2. Chinese.

Angel Spa's number would not go thru, and I should have tried to walk in, but chicas range from curvy to the Titanic.

These are all like 50 feet from each other. With 3 more a block away.

Try Queen Spa on chapman past Main. Big to gigantic titty MILF's and gilf's. If you like a handy from a naked auntie. Viets.

Oasis spa by Cali-Tacos was fun a couple years ago. But no lookers lViews. Chinese.

Worst spa list coming soon.

Great lets have it. Could help me avoid some pain and some cash.

[Grimmy23]

That sounds about right, but I wonder about the tip for a full hour versus half hour. I assume the girls will ask for more for a full hour.

Last time I went to 106 I saw Hayden. 45/120. White, blonde hair, pretty looking stripper-type. Even that is pushing my tolerance price-wise. I can get laid at Sunnywell for that.

Even for the hottest IG nuru providers, for 240+ I better be penetrating something.

My go to Nuru place is Havana in Downey. I don't go often because it's pricey "for just a HJ" and I live 30 minutes away. Yea, you can get "just a HJ" a lot cheaper at other places. I get that at New Spa in Cypress for $40 + $40. Bamboo is roughly the same price point. But. ,for the money you get:

1. A young hottie, often of a race other than Asian if you so choose, as opposed to an ok looking 30- or 40-something at an Asian jack shack. Of course that can vary by establishment.

2. The girl gets completely naked, as opposed to just lifting the top a d lowering the pants (if you're lucky. You might not get any clothes moved at all at the other places). And this is a big selling point for me. I'm not sure what it is exactly, but having a provider remove every stitch of her clothing is a lot different to me than the typical AMP style.

3. You get full body on body contact, usually with free roaming.

I go to New Spa when I want a quickie back rub with a HJ. I go to Havana when I want to treat myself to a full hour with a young naked hottie.

And yea, Havana is 65 house + 140 tip for an hour, which is pretty much the going rate. I certainly wouldn’t pay more than that.

[RedRoddddd]

Based on a recent post, went by Queens in Orange. Its as advertised but wondering if anyone can tell me about the different girls, save me from trying them all. I saw Ginger but it was quite uninspired, although great fun bags, even if manmade. Any pms from gents who have the lowdown, would be most appreciated.

A couple years back had sweet Candy, ginormous tatas. Got her nekkid, licked the kitty and she went crazy. But, next trip colder lady with frozen D's. Didn't go back.

[Rexlo]

Tried to make an appointment to see Amy. Not there.

Guess rumor is true then sure will miss how good her service was. She always aimed to please might go with Nancy or Lily but not the same as Amy.

[RedRoddddd]

That sounds about right, but I wonder about the tip for a full hour versus half hour. I assume the girls will ask for more for a full hour.

Last time I went to 106 I saw Hayden. 45/120. White, blonde hair, pretty looking stripper-type. Even that is pushing my tolerance price-wise. I can get laid at Sunnywell for that.

Even for the hottest IG nuru providers, for 240+ I better be penetrating something.

240 used to be 2 visits, where the girls take you to Seoul and back in half an hour. Nude massage seems better at $ out the door.