Massage Parlor Reports

[BigLar102]

I stopped there for a half hour visit. Didn't really get great vibes about the place. The girl asked about 4 hands multiple times. So she leads me in a room kinda dingy. Rub wasn't much at all and she thought slapping was part of a massage? Let me roam a bit but on the flip it was self service. Will never go back.

[Gene2]

What's her ethnicity? She looks black or latina or both on her site photo. Or just very tan white.

She is Latina. Puerto Rican and Dominican. Absolutely gorgeous olive toned skin. And so cute.

Enjoy.

[Ratso100]

Saw Zara again! Even better the second time. This girl is all natural and gorgeous. Pictures are actually her and she's prettier in person. I had the full hour and opted for the full service upgrade. So glad I did. What a great time. She's so connected. Felt like we were long lost lovers reconnecting. And the opportunity to enjoy a 22 year old beauty like this is rare.

I look forward to my next trip to Chicago. Just so I can see Zara again.

She responds well to respect. She has more limited menu than some others at CLM but the second visit definitely blurred those a bit. More intimate body kisses. And more arousal from Zara. She is so vocal, it really enhances the mood. Tender caresses before and after. Nice to just chat afterward. She even asked if I wanted a second round. I declined due to my age. The first round was fantastic. Standard prices here for CLM with a slightly higher cost for the FS option. But this is a youthful and beautiful woman. Gorgeous body and skin. And that ass is a sight to behold. This girl is special. And like a perfect steak, it is a treat that not everyone looking for cheap meat will want. But the value of the whole experience with her is unmatched. So while it may cost more than GW's bologna sandwiches, it's well worth the cost for the experience.

Enjoy her while she's here.

G2.

What's her ethnicity? She looks black or latina or both on her site photo. Or just very tan white.

[RichL1234]

Visited H Wellness, opted for the Hr. At 65.

Drew Tina, older attractive MT late 40's early 50's very sharply dressed. And that's about it for the good.

Subpar massage, w / lots of attention given to the jewels, OTC roaming permitted but the way she was dressed there were many layers, and lots of padding.

Gave it my best shot but there were ZERO extras to be had other than the standard L1 finish.

Very Disappointing!

It is exactly what everyone has said. The AMP scene is becoming a bunch of seniors doing it on the side to supplement their income. . 4 tip only because she was pleasant to look at and talk to.

[SonnyBlack85]

I have been to so many different places but the ladies are old and tired. Where are the young 18 & 19 year olds. Can someone please send me in the right directions.

[Ratso100]

What were the services and the cost?

GFE minus sex...50 bucks for bj, kissing, and nipple play

[Gene2]

Saw Zara again! Even better the second time. This girl is all natural and gorgeous. Pictures are actually her and she's prettier in person. I had the full hour and opted for the full service upgrade. So glad I did. What a great time. She's so connected. Felt like we were long lost lovers reconnecting. And the opportunity to enjoy a 22 year old beauty like this is rare.

I look forward to my next trip to Chicago. Just so I can see Zara again.

She responds well to respect. She has more limited menu than some others at CLM but the second visit definitely blurred those a bit. More intimate body kisses. And more arousal from Zara. She is so vocal, it really enhances the mood. Tender caresses before and after. Nice to just chat afterward. She even asked if I wanted a second round. I declined due to my age. The first round was fantastic. Standard prices here for CLM with a slightly higher cost for the FS option. But this is a youthful and beautiful woman. Gorgeous body and skin. And that ass is a sight to behold. This girl is special. And like a perfect steak, it is a treat that not everyone looking for cheap meat will want. But the value of the whole experience with her is unmatched. So while it may cost more than GW's bologna sandwiches, it's well worth the cost for the experience.

Enjoy her while she's here.

G2.

[GWheaton]

Been saving cash for the cold weather days to boost my depressive mood, and had a binge. Visited Audrey at CLM. Very friendly and welcoming. Some of you guys said that she had a MILF look. Idk what qualifies as a MILF to you guys, but she didn't look older than 32. Also, as some stated that milage may vary, that is very true, she admitted it while we chatted. If she doesn't like your personality, she will speed up your service and keep contact to minimum. Just make small talk and be polite, and she will be receptive. She gave borderline GFE because she claimed to be on her period. She might not be a fuck machine, but her energy and enthusiasm is refreshing compare lot of girls who act like flesh robots or fake their enthusiasm to the insult of the intelligence. Then again I prefer someone with effort then just the same old thrusting and fucking. Oh yeah, if your an animal lover, that's bonus points to her. So yeah, if you got pets, care to mention them, while she ask about your hobbies. That might get ya a discount!

What were the services and the cost?

[Ratso100]

Been saving cash for the cold weather days to boost my depressive mood, and had a binge. Visited Audrey at CLM. Very friendly and welcoming. Some of you guys said that she had a MILF look. Idk what qualifies as a MILF to you guys, but she didn't look older than 32. Also, as some stated that milage may vary, that is very true, she admitted it while we chatted. If she doesn't like your personality, she will speed up your service and keep contact to minimum. Just make small talk and be polite, and she will be receptive. She gave borderline GFE because she claimed to be on her period. She might not be a fuck machine, but her energy and enthusiasm is refreshing compare lot of girls who act like flesh robots or fake their enthusiasm to the insult of the intelligence. Then again I prefer someone with effort then just the same old thrusting and fucking. Oh yeah, if your an animal lover, that's bonus points to her. So yeah, if you got pets, care to mention them, while she ask about your hobbies. That might get ya a discount!

[MilesAgain]

Photos on ads from various sites are no where near accurate. Not new girls whatsoever. Not an AMP but more of a FS AMP. Paid about 1. 5 bens for FS. Crap massage. Woman was late 50's Chinese and nothing close to the pics shown in their ads for months. Satisfactory result but wouldn't repeat.

[Fit312]

Where's this mimi at?

Mimi is at Relax Spa on North Ashland Avenue.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/relax-spa-chicago

[Gopher88]

Yes, I think Maggie does the rimming. She is older and not very attractive. Or you can try Judi on OD Wellness on Belmont. Good luck.

I've known Judi 12 years. Where is this Maggie At? And whers mimi at to? Thanks.

[Gopher88]

Also one of you MO FOs was keep calling her to get in. I swear probably 20 phone calls in 20 minutes.

Where's this mimi at?

[SammiJoon]

Went in for an HR massage. Was greeted by Mimi. She was wearing very small jean shorts with a very loose blouse, looked ok. Hair loose to the sides. Asked for a table shower which was pretty good, even though the table was pretty small. Went in to the room, dim lights and some nice music. Massage was decent. Lots of OTC roaming. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I asked what was on the table. She said all she offers today was Full nude L1 with roaming, she said just no FIV. Once she got comfortable, wow!, she has an amazing body. Nice rack, smooth skin, nice Bush. Also, very nice girl. Said there's more to offer once she knows me.

Also one of you MO FOs was keep calling her to get in. I swear probably 20 phone calls in 20 minutes.

[SammiJoon]

Hey, interested in this location, can you give any more deets so I may explore?

Thanks for the recommendation. Mimi for Chicago scale is OK but I would not repeat. Very bushy armpit and private area (this is not m thing). Manmade boobs not my thing also. I had her fully naked with HJ and when I was done and turned on the light on to change and she was very insecure about her body or maybe she was hiding something. Proceed with caution if you want to explore the basement. Happy Thursday.